Good Luck in the Year of the Pig

"8 plus 2 equals how much?"

"Equal to 10!"

"Then 8+2+3=what?"

"...is equal to... how much?"

"What is equal to what is equal to! You ask me, but you still ask me? Use your own brain and calculate by yourself!"

"...Is it equal to 11?"

"!!! How could it be equal to 11? Why can't this be calculated? It's so simple!" Qin Zhuopu wore glasses, supported his thigh with one hand, and tapped on the desk with the other hand, his usually gentle expression was distorted now How twisted it is, those who are familiar with him will know that President Qin is on the verge of going berserk right now.

Lu Zaizai pouted, and hummed: "What is that equal to? If you know it and don't tell me, you will keep attacking me. I hate doing math problems like this. I only like doing two-two addition and subtraction." .”

Enduring the suffocation in his stomach, Qin Zhuopu stroked his chest that was about to explode, forced himself to calm down, and said calmly again: "Okay. Let's leave this question alone for now. Let's do the addition and subtraction of two-twos first. Come on, Let's continue. For this question, 21+12=?, you should do the math carefully, don't be too impatient."

Lu Zaizai raised his eyebrows absently, scratched his ears again, and then looked down at the question, "I know this, it's equal to 44!" As soon as the answer was finished, Lu Zaizai's throat twitched when he saw Qin Zhuopu's hideous expression. Steal, his fat face trembled, and he changed his words weakly: "42!"

Qin Zhuopu stared angrily.

Lu Zaizai quickly raised his ten fingers and slowly counted, 1, 2, 3... two plus two equals four, one plus two equals 3, oh oh oh oh I figured it out, equals 43!I got it right this time, lol. " Lu Zaizai's expression of joy, when he saw Qin Zhuopu taking off his glasses tremblingly and looking up at the sky, he slowly squeezed and stopped smiling.

"Are you reincarnated as a pig???" Qin Zhuopu, who was full of anger, wanted to yell at this unresponsive child, but he couldn't. Years of self-cultivation and endurance made him restrain his temper abruptly.Only helplessness and wry smiles were left.God must be taking revenge on him!Punish him for being too proud before!When I was studying, my math scores always beat others in seconds. The mantra in the second grade was 'mathematics so easy! ''Pigs are actually very smart, and may be better at math than some people. ''Bad math is purely insufficient IQ'.

Look, how many years after he graduated, his son was sent to clean him up, torture him, and punish him!

Qin Zhuopu kept turning the pencil in his hand, staring at the innocent fat son with cold eyes, and his voice became a little hoarse when he spoke again: "Look down at me vertically, and see clearly. On the left is 2 Against 1, the right side is 1 against 2, tell me, what is 2 plus 1 on the left equal to?"

"3!"

"Very well, what is 1 plus 2 on the right?"

"3!"

"So what is 21 plus 12?"

Lu Zaizai paused, and told his father the answer tentatively: "66?"

I--! ! !

My Qin Zhuopu's son can't be so stupid!

Qin Zhuopu's blood pressure soared, and he was about to rush to the critical point. Suddenly, someone knocked twice on the door of the room. Lu Ying pushed the door open and came in, holding a plate of cut fruits, and a pen and paper.

Seemingly completely unaware of the tense and irritable atmosphere in the study, Lu Ying came to the table in two steps, put down the fruit and said, "Take a break at halftime, eat some fruit to moisten your throat."

"Thank you dad, dad is the best for me!" Lu Zaizai pointed out something, and happily ate the fruit. Qin Zhuopu tapped the pencil on the table and said coldly: "Lu Zaizai, I warn you!" You, if you don’t finish these two pages today, don’t even think about going to sleep. Not only do you have to finish it, but you have to do it right. I will always be with you until you pass the test.”

Lu Zaizai snorted, rolled his eyes secretly at Qin Zhuopu, and muttered in a low voice: "I'm already very tired, and you still want to force me to do my homework... I hate it, when will I do it... Dad, can I Do it tomorrow?"

As soon as the words fell, Qin Zhuopu stared at Lu Ying with a straight face.

Lu Ying swallowed her saliva, and told her son with a serious attitude: "Don't leave today's matter until tomorrow. There are only two pages of questions. You just need to be serious. Come on. Dad is also very tired doing homework with you. I even put down my job just to teach you math, so you have to persevere."

"I'm not happy, you two are in the same group..." Lu Zaizai wailed.

Lu Ying sighed, Qin Zhuopu sighed.

Dad is so tired.

Soon Lu Ying went out obediently, and thoughtfully brought the father and son to the door.The thing he hates and fears the most is finally someone who can replace him!He will not rush to take over (￣▽￣)／.

Since the Chinese New Year, Qin Zhuopu has taken time out every day to teach his children math, and his attitude is unshakable, not to mention tough.As for the two subjects of Chinese and English, there is no need to worry about Lu Zaizai, and Qin Zhuopu is even very satisfied with his performance, which can be described as ecstatic.Only math...

Lu Ying hid her face and walked away. I really can't blame him for having bad genes!

At work, he is very clever at doing accounts and money calculations, isn't he!

After fighting until 09:30, Qin Zhuopu finally let Lu Zaizai go, and also let go of himself, and finally he could call it a day and rest.

Qin Zhuopu put away his glasses, pinched the center of his brows, feeling his body being hollowed out.Doing homework with the children every day these days is more tiring than traveling on business.

Lu Zaizai was taken to take a bath by Lu Ying, and soon went back to the room and fell asleep.

When Qin Zhuopu cleaned up and returned to the bedroom, Lu Ying was still in her pajamas, waiting for him with a pen and paper in her hand.

"Look, Zhuo Pu, I thought of a few more shop names today, what do you think?"

Qin Zhuopu took the small notebook and looked at it. Lu Ying was obviously very attentive. He thought a lot about the name of the store, including Chinese and English. He also bolded the font, and some even drew fancy fonts.

Qin Zhuopu raised his brows, "Why do the names you choose always make things difficult for pigs?"

"What happened to Zhuzhu?" Lu Ying stared.

"It's inappropriate, it doesn't sound good. Look at any bakery in the country who will name it with 'pig' or 'pig'."

Lu Ying fell down on the bed, listless: "It's really not very pleasant...not so beautiful. Then you help me think about it! After confirming the name of the store, I will hang up the signboard immediately. It's a headache."

Qin Zhuopu sighed helplessly: "Isn't the name I chose before all very good and suitable? Whether it's a variant of the Chinese character '鹿' or the English 'deer', it's very beautiful, and it goes well with a bakery, but you just don't want it. "

Lu Ying immediately rolled her eyes and said angrily, "I've said it several times. This theme is repeated with Brother Yang's shop. That's his wish for my Grandpa Lu. How can I copy it."

Qin Zhuopu laughed: "What kind of plagiarism is this? Your grandfather Lu's surname is Lu, and you are also surnamed Lu. He can call you but he can't? Besides, it's not exactly the same. The fonts designed can be completely different, or add a symbol, let alone Yang The boss didn't call me by that name at all."

Lu Ying rolled around on the big bed, rolled back and forth several times, couldn't bear it, half kneeled up and pointed at Qin Zhuopu: "What's the matter with you, Chunxin just wants to get along with the 'deer', can't you get along with me? There are so many Chinese characters in China, and so many English characters in the world, why do you just stare at a "deer", what does this have to do with me! Why is my shop called "Deer"? Why don't I choose a name, just call it "baking shop" 'Come on!"

Lu Ying said 'I'm very angry now' and 'don't beep with me' all over her face.

Qin Zhuopu was helpless and puzzled, so he sat down and patted Lu Ying's shoulder, and said gently: "Why don't you just ask someone to design a simple and smooth shape 'deer' without any words, I think the pure shape should also be It's beautiful, elegant and attractive."

"You're a bastard!" Lu Yinghong growled with narrowed eyes.

"Ouch……"

Lu Ying slammed a pillow on Qin Zhuopu's body hard, and when she heard the other party's wailing, Lu Ying threw the pillow angrily, "Is there something wrong with you, your mind is full of nothing but 'deer'!" Big trotters!It is a lie to say that you only love him in your heart!A playful man, he likes him as a human, but he is obsessed with the deer as an animal!

I'm pissed I'm pissed!

Think he doesn't know?Qin Zhuopu's study room has been replaced with a new oil painting. In the painting is a 'deer'. Under the moonlight, that deer is not to mention how beautiful, and those eyes are not to mention how innocent and charming.

Qin Zhuopu's bookcase has also added a lot of books about 'deer', some are detailed explanations, some are photo albums, and some are picture albums.

And at some point in the living room, there was a decorative painting with the theme of 'deer', and various tableware with deer were replaced in the kitchen. Qin Zhuopu came back from work today and happily showed off a 'deer' that he just bought at auction. Woodcarvings in the shape of deer are very expensive!

The most hateful thing is that when I opened the closet, I saw a lot of brand-new custom-made clothes, and almost all the elements were related to deer!Including Qin Zhuopu's pajamas with a dark background and white deer pattern that Qin Zhuopu is wearing right now!

No, no, no, think carefully, is there any fear?

If this research continues, Lu Ying will not be able to hold back her old blood!

"You like deer so much? How attractive are deer to you!" Lu Ying complained with red eyes. His favorite animal in the past was also deer, and he loved houses and birds because of his grandfather.Now thanks to Qin Zhuopu, he has started to hate deer, envy deer, and want to scold deer when he sees it!

Qin Zhuopu was a little aggrieved, but he still wanted to say: "What's the matter with you, you got angry and quarreled with me for no reason, what's wrong with me liking deer? Deer are inherently elegant, noble, beautiful, cute, sexy, pure and beautiful. What do you like?" It is simply synonymous with Lu Ying, Lu Ying and Lu are too similar, and his lover is too fascinating.

Lu Ying bit the quilt and let out a wailing, angrily, pointing at Qin Zhuopu resentfully, "You admit it! You really like deer the most!" Damn little Sanlu, he hates it so much!

"That's right. Deer are my favorite."

"There are so many cute animals on earth, why do you insist on liking deer? Aren't other animals cute? Isn't rabbits cute? Isn't cats cute? Isn't piglets cute?" Lu Yingyue asked more ferociously and viciously. His eyes wished he could eat Qin Zhuopu.

Qin Zhuopu: "..." A chill ran down his spine.

According to his usual IQ and EQ, he should choose to talk less at this time.But according to his conventional understanding, he felt that he was right!At any time, you must unswervingly express your infatuation!

"There are indeed many cute animals. Rabbits are small and cute, but red eyes don't like them."

Qin Zhuo spoke the truth.

Lu Ying held her breath and listened to him continue.

"Cats are cute too, but I don't like being a cat slave."

Lu Ying's breath became more stable, and Qin Zhuopu felt relieved.

"Little pigs are barely cute, but..." Qin Zhuopu was at a loss for words for a moment, he was just a favorite of ordinary people, and pigs were one of the livestock for food in his eyes, even the popular pet pigs these years, he didn't pay attention , no feeling, no interest.

"But what?" Lu Ying stared at him and asked.

Qin Zhuopu sighed: "Is there a need to say it? People who like pigs are a minority after all. I'm not that special."

"..." Lu Ying felt a sword in her chest, clutching her heart, tears filled her eyelashes, and said in a trembling voice: "You really... really... woo woo woo woo... you big pig's hooves!!! "

Qin Zhuopu was startled, and hurried forward to ask, "What, what's the matter? Why are you crying?"

Lu Ying's eyes were full of tears: "You heartless..."

"This, I'm so infatuated with you, the world can learn from it!" Qin Zhuopu cried out for grievances.

"Sweet words are all lies to fool me. You have been lying to me all the time. You don't like me at all."

"How come! I like you the most!"

"fraud……"

"You have to believe me."

"Believe it or not, just don't believe it!"

"Then how do you believe it?"

Lu Ying sat up immediately, and instructed him with tears in her eyes: "Take off the pajamas you're wearing first!" He wanted to destroy that damn mistress, and no more deer were allowed in the house!

"...Okay." Qin Zhuo simply completed the task.

Lu Ying looked at the man with only underwear left, her eyes widened even wider, she trembled for a long time and couldn't speak, "You, you...!"

Qin Zhuopu looked down at his underwear, it was the dark color he liked, but the dark pattern with deer elements was added, it was his carefully selected style.

no!no!

Lu Ying's anger level skyrocketed, and soon broke through the limit.

"I can not stand it any more!"

Bang - bang.

Qi, gain, change, shape.

Qin Zhuopu: "(⊙o⊙)???"

The author has something to say: (*^▽^*) The episode will be uploaded slowly

small theater:

Lu Ying: You don't love me

President Qin: I only love you!

Lu Ying: Prove it to me!

Mr. Qin: Tomorrow I will replace all those things with deer.

Lu Ying: (*^▽^*) That's about the same, send those to Brother Yang, so as not to waste them.

Mr. Qin: ... (escaped a catastrophe)

small theater

Friend a: Mr. Qin has any good projects recently, you can call me to invest together

Friend b: Mr. Qin seems to be making a lot of moves recently. Where do you want to make a fortune when you are so busy?Count me in.

Friend c: Me, me, me, good friends for a lifetime, get rich together!

Mr. Qin: Recently I contracted a pig farm, and I plan to build the cleanest and happiest "pig paradise" in the world. The pigs in it are the owners. The beast master educates them to learn knowledge, and the stylist makes them beautiful.The pigs inside are not allowed to be killed or eaten, and they must be treated like princes.

Friend a: ...bye.

Friend b: (Old Qin is less than forty this year, why is there a sign of Alzheimer's disease?)

Friend c: Well, my daughter-in-law asked me to go home and make dumplings, let's talk next time!