Good Luck in the Year of the Pig

At the gate of No.12 Primary School in Qixia Town, there were already two long queues in the early morning.At a glance, they are all people who have become parents, mothers, grandparents.

Lu Ying and Lu Zaizai were also crowded in the middle of the team, and there was a lot of noise around them. After the sun came out, they were in a panic.Many people come from not one or two families, but several families, queuing up and changing, and the errand runners are also responsible for buying food and drink.Many ladies wore sunhats and held sun umbrellas.There are also some fathers and mothers around, or holding babies, or pushing baby carriages.

Both Lu Ying and Lord buried their heads deeply, listless and parched from the sun.How easy it was to sign up for kindergarten in the past. You just pay the money and leave, and it doesn’t matter if you pay a few days later after the start of school.So there was no crowding.Of course, it is also because of the small number of kindergarten students.There are only twenty or thirty babies in one class.

Lu Ying heard that there are an average of 45 children per class in this [-]th primary school, and there are seven classes in each grade, and the number of freshmen in the first grade alone is enough.In addition, the materials required by primary schools are numerous and complex, and the requirements are also strict.It's not very efficient to do things.

Lu Ying deliberately asked for a day off today to sign up, even if she was dying of heat and sun, she dared not leave!He has to go to work tomorrow, and school will officially start on September [-]st the day after tomorrow.

"Daddy, I'm so hot... I'm going to faint from the sun." Lu Zaizai stuck out his tongue and shook it exaggeratedly, his white and fat face flushed.

Lu Ying hurriedly took out a tissue to wipe off her son's sweat, and sighed, "I asked you to wear a hat when you came out, but you didn't listen. I told you it would be very hot today."

Lu Zaizai groaned: "But it's hotter to wear a hat. Daddy, don't you hate wearing a hat?"

Lu Ying was speechless, he hated the sweaty summer, and even hated wearing a hat in the scorching heat.If there is no child at home, he would like to run naked naked to be comfortable!But no, the summer in Caifeng City is stinky and long, and you will be beaten if you are naked.

"Didn't uncle buy you a sunscreen and umbrella last time? Why didn't you bring them out!" Lu Zaizai scolded his father, who was still flushed from the sun.

Lu Yingying was stuck, and Qin Zhuopu knew that he was afraid of the sun and heat, so he bought a sun umbrella, but he had his own little stubbornness. His colleagues said that a boy who holds an umbrella is a good girl, how can he hold an umbrella?Anyway, he's just hot, not tanned.And he put sunscreen on his son, this little guy has been playing with Qin Zhuopu in England for half a month, and he is used to applying sunscreen every day.

"Ah, Dad, I'm so thirsty, I want to drink water!" Lu Zaizai squatted down and propped his chin up and wailed.

Lu Ying looked around. There was a row of shops across from the school. He looked at the line and said to his son, "Then you line up here. Don't come out, or you will wait for so long. Dad is going across the road to buy water for you now." .”

"Okay, okay, I want a popsicle or ice cream!" Lu Zaizai immediately stood up and bargained.

Lu Ying tapped his forehead: "Understood, stand up for me."

Lu Ying left the team and went to the store across the road to buy water. She didn't notice a man on the side of the road looking at his back in surprise, then walked away in a panic, and entered the school through the side door after a while.

On the way back from buying water, Lu Ying talked to Qin Zhuopu while walking with the mobile phone in her ear: "My son and I are almost sunburned, and the team is long and inefficient. I really should let you try this, heh, you What date did you think you signed up? Stupid or not, I’m just telling you. Now that the day lily is cold when you come here, I don’t want you to come. I’m halfway through, how can I give up halfway, how can I be so delicate? You are too You underestimated me... Ugh, I forgot to put on sunscreen, it was so troublesome, it was sticky and I didn't like it. You can't use an umbrella! Wouldn't it be too girly to use an umbrella?"

In Guanlan City, in the cool office, Qin Zhuopu stopped typing on the keyboard, and sighed helplessly with the phone between his hands: "Why are you as disobedient as a child, and you won't change after repeated admonitions. You are still so willful and reckless when you become a father. It’s for your own good. The sunscreen is not sticky after applying it. How can you be a mother when you open an umbrella? That’s how a lot of diseases come. You don’t wear it yourself, so why don’t you let him bask in it?”

Lu Ying curled her lips: "You are so fierce, I am free to do whatever I want. I have painted your son layer after layer, don't you worry? It's great to be able to command and train people by remote control so far away. ah."

Qin Zhuopu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and took a sip of cold water before he said, "I'm not trying to be mean to you, but I'm trying to reason with you with nice words. If you don't listen to what I say, you'll take it seriously when someone else farts. What do you care?" Colleagues say that you are not a mother, as long as you are comfortable. The next time you hold an umbrella and someone says that about you, you can show him a brick with your bare hands, and see if he dares to call you a mother."

"Puff haha... Cough cough! Cough cough!" Lu Ying, who was drinking water, was so teased that she choked out her nose, coughing so loudly that her ears were red, tears and snot were flying all over the ground, she was as embarrassing as she could be.After finally coughing, Lu Ying rubbed her nose sorely with her wet face and red eyes, and then she blinked her tears and howled in a hoarse voice after a long while: "Why don't you go to work obediently and make money while blowing on the air conditioner? I was talking non-stop on the phone! It made my nose choke! It's all because you talk too much nonsense!"

Qin Zhuopu took a deep breath and was speechless, "Obviously you called me, okay? I was blowing on the air conditioner to work and earn money so I didn't provoke you. It was you who provoked me, and I got choked, so blame me?"

"You are enough, you shut up and don't want to listen to you anymore, you continue to blow your air-conditioning, and I will continue to bask in my sun!" Lu Ying cut off the call and returned to the team with her head up.Looking at the length of the line in front, it was dying.

The phone rang again soon, Lu Ying saw the caller ID and hummed to answer: "What do you want again?"

Qin Zhuopu sighed quietly: "It's far away, and it's not easy for me to send someone to help you. It will take time. Why don't you just let Zai Zai come to study here?"

"Are you crazy? I have registered all my information. I told you before that within a year or two... I won't be able to go to your place. I can't go. How can Zaizai go alone." Lu Ying once again refused Qin Zhuopu Proposal, now Brother Yang has promoted him to the manager of the bakery, and he is completely in charge of the bakery.If he leaves, what will happen to Brother Yang's shop?Brother Yang's due date is at the end of September and the beginning of October. It's almost time, and they are all very nervous and looking forward to it.After the child was born, Brother Yang had no time to manage the store for at least a year.The newborn little milk doll is the most test and torture to the father. I don't know if Brother Yang's object is a human or a ghost. I don't know what the situation is!

Thinking of Brother Yang, Lu Ying complained about that 'object'.Every time I go, I only see Brother Yang alone, but Brother Yang said that he is very good and always stays with him.Thanks to his physical condition he was able to remain stable.Lu Ying only dared to think in her heart and would not speak out.

"Well, it's all up to you." Qin Zhuopu flipped through the calendar and schedule, drew circles, and then said with a smile, "I can spare a day to visit you next week, are you happy?"

Lu Ying beeped softly into the phone: "It doesn't matter! Whether love comes or not."

Qin Zhuopu snorted, "Aren't you just waiting for me to go?"

"What, you want to kill pork to eat?" Lu Ying chuckled.

"..." Qin Zhuopu was stunned, feeling helpless, "How could it involve killing pigs?" It was clearly an adult declaration of lust, so what does it have to do with killing pigs┓(;_｀)┏

"Your little mouth really ruins the atmosphere." Qin Zhuopu sighed, "I can't wait to wash you off."

"Don't talk empty words, when the time comes, you will be yelling that I will squeeze you! Boss Qin, you are too difficult to serve, I am afraid I am the only one in the world who can stand you. , cleanliness, picky eaters, hey, there are countless problems."

Hearing the sweet voice of his lover, Qin Zhuopu gritted his teeth with anger, "...Okay, you dislike me so much. It's better to keep your mouth shut. I'm going to meet a beautiful partner now, so I won't talk to you anymore."

"..."

What?What beauty partner?

Lu Ying stared at the phone, so angry that she wanted to change shape and bite!

If Qin Zhuopu had a big pig's trotter in front of his eyes, he would gnaw off a piece of tendon for him!

Lu Ying cracklingly sent Qin Zhuopu a series of emoticons on WeChat, unifying popular models, the chubby red pig holding a hammer to 'knock knock knock', red pig warning!

After venting, Lu Ying was very happy.

Near noon, Lu Ying finally got to the top of the list.From the perspective of the people in the team, only the teacher in charge of registration and payment collection at the window can be seen.They can't see what's going on inside the window.

Soon it was Lu Ying and Lu Zaizai's turn. Lu Ying stood in front of the window with a smile on her face, and the exhaustion of the morning disappeared.Be more kind to the registered teachers.

The young male teacher who registered blushed slightly, quickly finished the work in hand, and handed the list to Lu Ying: "It's done, Lu Zaizai is in Class [-], Grade [-], just come and start school on September [-]st."

"Okay, okay, thank you teacher!"

"No, you're welcome."

Lu Ying was very happy, and soon left the school with her son.There is no tuition fee in elementary school, but to eat at school at noon, there is a meal fee, and books, etc., which are less than 2000 yuan in total.N times cheaper than kindergarten!

Not long after Lu Ying left, two women were whispering in an office at the school.

"Lu Zaizai, class seven, the head teacher happens to be you."

"Then he's just a child... what can I do?" The young woman was uneasy.

"It's not that I want you to do bad things, just pay more attention, don't you understand? You need to be taught? You are so stupid, no wonder you can't get into the establishment. Don't worry, since your father asked me, I will definitely let you become a regular .Small meaning."

"……thanks."

"Don't look timid. If he didn't have my handle, I would have taught him a lesson. Don't worry, he is an orphan and poor. He has no one to rely on and tramples on him casually. He wouldn't think it was me."

"Okay. I'll do my best."

If Lu Ying was here, she would definitely recognize one of the women, and it was Manager Zhang who made him sick.

On September [-]st, Lu Ying got up early in the morning and put on brand-new sportswear and shoes, a red scarf, and a brand-new schoolbag for Lu Zaizai. Even her hair was specially repaired last night.How the young man looks so refreshed.

I don't know if it's because he has already entered elementary school, Lu Ying looked at her son in front of her, and felt that he had grown a little taller.

"Come on, let's go to school on foot. You have lunch at school at noon, and after school at [-]:[-] in the afternoon, Dad will pick you up at the school gate as before."

"Well, I see." Lu Zaizai was full of curiosity about the new school and couldn't wait to go to school.Wearing a bright red scarf on his chest, he felt that he was very proud. From then on, he was the successor of socialism!

Seeing her son's righteousness, Lu Ying was stunned: "Let's go."

His son, doesn't he want to be a soldier in the future, punish evil and promote good, kill demons and eliminate demons, and protect the family and the country? o(╯□╰)o

If that's the case, it's actually quite, very good-_-||

The author has something to say: It’s too late to go home today -o- Although the quantity is small, fortunately I am not absent

small theater

Lu Ying: What do you want to be when you grow up?

Zai Zai: Superhero!

Lu Ying: ...change to another one!

Zai Zai: Invincible hero!

Lu Ying: Another one.

Zai Zai: Iron Man Hero!

Lu Ying: ...

Mr. Qin: Come on, tell Dad, what do you want to be when you grow up?

Zai Zai: Domineering CEO!

Lu Ying: ...

President Qin: As expected of my son (*^▽^*)