Master, do you want an appointment? [Cultivation]

Chapter 22 There are bandits who should not be blamed ([-])

When Nianxu came, what he saw was a jug of jug, and in the middle of the jug were obviously drunk two real people who didn't know what time this year was.

In the third watch, even the immortal building had to be closed, and there were only two out-of-body real people left on the third floor.The supervisor couldn't afford to offend him and couldn't persuade him, so he had to leave a junior to take care of him as much as possible.

"Hey, Ah Chi...uh...let me ask you..." Mu Wu hiccupped and rubbed against the table leg, "...you, why did you find that person? Huh? He...you... "

This man was completely drunk, his tongue was tied and he didn't forget to meddle in other people's business, but he couldn't straighten his tongue and straighten his mind.A drunk person always speaks upside down, maybe even he himself doesn't know what he wants to ask.

When Nian Xu approached, he heard Mu Wu moaning and asking: "You kid... hi, what do you like about him? You... uh... um... why do you like it? I made you wait all your life for nothing."

Yin Chi lay limply on the table, like mud, he could roll down to accompany Mu Wu even if the table was shaken. "No, not forever." He shook the empty jug, squinted his eyes and poured it into his mouth.Obviously, nothing came out, and he still smacked his mouth as if he had drunk wine.

His tongue was smoother than Mu Wushun, and he said vaguely: "He is good...I am happy to find him...uh...except for him in this life...except for him...he is very good to me...that is good……"

Well, this one is about the same, two people are the same.Yin Chi turned the word "good" upside down, saying he was good, saying that he was very kind to him, saying that there was no one better than him.He muttered and didn't stop once he opened his mouth.

"He... doesn't pay attention to anything, but... he just cares about me... Why do you think I don't like it... huh?"

Yeah, why don't you like it.Mu Wu fumbled for the empty wine jug beside him, grabbed one and was about to pour it into his mouth.Nianxu walked to his side, knelt down and pressed his hand.Mu Wu's hand and Nianxu's hand were deadlocked in mid-air, the man looked at Nianxu dully for a long while, not sure if he recognized him or not.

He muttered to himself: "Well, since it's so good, why don't you like it. How good are you...how good...I like it too. But me, I..."

It took him a while to realize who the person in front of him was, "Pa Da" let go of the flagon all over, and hugged Nianxu's neck instead.The boneless body crawled into Nian Xu's arms like a snake, and hooked his neck.He raised his head and asked: "Then I, I am so kind to you too...so good...do you like it?"

Nian Xu pursed his thin lips, and silently recited the Buddha's name. "you're drunk."

Mu Wu blinked, and nodded obediently, "Well, I'm drunk. Uh... want to vomit... are you annoyed? Don't... don't be annoyed, you, do you like it?"

He twisted his long and colorful eyebrows, he looked childish, well-behaved and stubborn.He was afraid that he would be angry and wanted an answer.

"I'm sorry, I wonder if I have spare room?" Nian Xu glanced at him, his lips moved slightly, but he turned to Xiao Er who was moving Yin Chi.

The shop waiter nodded quickly, "Yes, there are, each table in the building has a matching room, the real person waits a moment."

He never dared to get close to the two combined real people before, but now that they are here, Xiao Er feels that they should be safe and reliable.He took the initiative to help Yin Chi up.Needless to say, these two are usually more difficult to deal with than the other, but when they are drunk, they become well-behaved.They don't make trouble, and just cooperate obediently when asked to do anything, but they keep talking to themselves.

Maybe no one would listen to it or say it, but now that someone is willing to listen to it, they want to vomit.Maybe it's because if you're drunk, it doesn't matter if people are around or not.

Nianxu hugged Mu Wu, and Mu Wu hooked his neck, and put his head close to Nianxu's chest.The cold Buddhist beads pressed against the warm cheeks, and Mu Wu shook his head uncomfortably, "Hmph...monk, it's cold...too frustrating..."

The Buddha beads swayed as he rubbed against each other, making a small sound.

Nian Xu lowered his eyes and said in his mouth, "Is the benefactor coming soon?"

Xiaoer supported Yin Chi, nodded repeatedly, and said, "Okay, okay, real people come with me."

As he spoke, he took out a bunch of jade tokens from his pocket with one hand, and identified one of them to be inserted into the groove on the edge of the table.A transparent barrier rises from the bottom, enveloping the four of them.The moment the barrier was closed, the surroundings suddenly changed, the table was still the same table, and there was no shortage of wine jugs all over the floor as long as they were inside the barrier.It's just that the restaurant has been converted into an upper room.

Nianxu put Mu Wu on the only bed in the room.Yin Chi was supported by the waiter and kept sliding down, yelling something in his mouth.Xiao Er supported him and staggered towards the soft couch at the side, "What are you talking about, Maestro? This little one can't hear you well, come on, come on, Maestro, be careful."

Yin Chi stared in a daze, and just as the waiter finished saying be careful, he staggered and fell onto the soft couch.The waiter in the shop said "Ouch" and hurried to help.

Nian Xu heard the reputation, glanced at it, his face was held in both hands, and he forced it back.

Mu Wu lay on his back on the bed, holding Nian Xu's face with both hands.Nianxu bent down, knelt on the edge of the bed, and looked at him.

"Monk... Monk..." Mu Wu tilted his head and traced Nian Xu's eyebrows, nose and lips with erratic eyes, and suddenly giggled.A pair of gorgeous peach blossom eyes are curved, and the two red marks at the corners of the eyes are like rouge to add makeup.

He asked, "Who are you... looking at?"

Nian Xu answered him: "You."

"who am I?"

"Twilight."

"...Who is Mu Wu to you?"

Nianxu froze for a moment, pursed his lips.

"Monk... I'm drunk, but I feel sober. I'm sober on weekdays, but I always feel drunk by you." He seemed sober, and he didn't stop talking.But it seemed that he was getting more drunk, and his peach blossom eyes narrowed and narrowed, almost closing.

The hands on Nianxu's face slipped to his shoulders, Nianxu opened his eyes and saw that the waiter was feeding Yin Chi sober tea.Yin Chi bit the rim of the cup, and for some reason he couldn't let it go. He mumbled, "This tea...is not good. He...he cooked it well...I, I forgot the taste."

The child scratched his head in embarrassment, watching Yin Chi bite the rim of the cup and drink while leaking, he couldn't stop it. "Renren, this is for sobering up. The taste is not as good as a good fairy tea. Daren, can you let go of your little sleeve first?"

Nianxu turned his head, Mu Wu's hand was still resting on Nianxu's shoulder, "Monk, you, kiss me. Am I drunk?"

"You're drunk." Nianxu rubbed his eyebrows along with him, and said: "After drinking tea, go to sleep. Wake up, it's time to go to Yongye Valley. The elders of the sect have arrived."

Mu Wu laughed, and closed his eyes contentedly.Nianxu took the hangover tea and fed him.

Yin Chi finally let go of the waiter's sleeve, muttered to himself and spit out the teacup, turned over and faced the wall.He hummed: "...bitter..."

Mu Wu unconsciously held Nianxu's hand, and touched two round rosary beads with his fingertips.He also shouted: "Bitter. False thoughts, bitter."

Nian Xu silently wiped away the tea stains from the corners of his lips.

Is hangover tea bitter?

Does loving someone depend on the word "good"?

perhaps.

A person falls in love with another person, but because he just gave it to you when you asked for it, and walked into your heart at the most appropriate time.Simple, but because he was cold, and he happened to give him the hug he needed.

And love.Just because some people are too stubborn.Some people will forget those things sooner or later, and some people will cling to the past until death, which breaks their hearts.

Vanity is in Yin Chi's pursuit but can't be forgotten.

The obsession of thinking about nothing is beyond Mu Wu's pursuit.

……

On the second day, Yin Chi shook his head and got up from the soft couch with his feet fluttering.Mu Wu rested his chin, sat at the table and took a sip of tea from time to time.Yin Chi followed his gaze, a pillar, a bright red beam.

Drunk and haven't recovered yet?Yin Chi rubbed his head, made himself a cup of tea, took a sip silently and spit it out silently.Yesterday's was cold and astringent.

Mu Wu poured the last sip of tea from the cup down his throat, and raised his hand to pour it again.Yin Chi quickly pressed his hand, "What's the matter, are you still drunk?"

Mu Wu was startled, followed Yin Chi's hand to look at Yin Chi's face, and reacted slowly, "You're awake."

"I'm awake, but you're not awake." Yin Chi Yaoyao asked him, "Isn't it enough for you to be drunk all night?"

"Is it fun when you're drunk? Is it true that you can relieve all your worries when you're drunk?" Mu Wu held his chin, shook his head slowly, and he smiled helplessly, "Fake. You don’t get drunk when you play. I even forgot everything I said last night. I feel empty in my heart, but I can’t remember a word. Originally, that monk made me happy these two days .When you come and drink, he probably won't like it, and I'm troubled."

He sighed and said nothing.But the corners of the eyes and the brows all express tenderness and tenderness.

Yin Chi glanced at him.Mu Wu looked back.

Yin Chi smiled, a faint smile, "Just as long as you feel happy."

Mu Wu was taken aback for a moment, and replied: "Yes."

"It's over, why did you drink so stupidly? I'm the one who was unhappy, and I was almost suffocated to death when I couldn't find anyone. Fortunately, your good friend accompanied me to relieve my worries." Yin Chi saw that Mu Wu hadn't recovered from drinking too much. Stupid, he burst out laughing with a "puchi".

He sat down next to Mu Wu, hooked Mu Wu's neck, "Hey, I said that I have been looking for my sweetheart for so many years without touching a single hair. What about you, for more than ten years, you have kidnapped an eminent monk to bed No matter how you say it, I have to worry about it. Good brother, is he still a good brother, and he is not willing to accompany me anymore. Even if you are not willing to accompany me, you still have a smile on my face, lest I miss him, right? "

Mu Wubai glanced at him, snorted and closed his eyelashes, charming and natural in his laziness.Mu Wu is that look of nothing but heart again.

"Next time I'll drink with you, don't get drunk. It's better to be half drunk. When the monk comes, I won't let him go easily."

Yin Chi wanted to ask, why are you still planning to not let him go.Immediately, I thought, how can I not let go of the law, or don't make trouble for myself.However, can an eminent monk of the Zen sect escape the beauty test?Since it is impossible to escape, then why do you practice Buddhahood?Since you practice Buddhism, what are you still practicing?

He shook his head, feeling dizzy again.

"Are the two real people awake?" There was a circle of ripples on the table, and the voice of the waiter came over.

Mu Wu pushed Yin Chi, pouted his mouth to signal him to look at the screen, and replied, "Wake up, we'll go out after a while."

The waiter in the shop said yes.

Yin Chi walked around to the screen and found a small soup pond, about the size of two people.Only then did he realize that Mu Wu's body was no longer what it was yesterday, but he still stinks of alcohol all over his body.

Mu Wu shouted from outside: "Hurry up, Nianxu is waiting for us outside."

Yin Chi tore his belt with a "stab", and he got into the soup pool with a dull face and stripped naked.He finally knew why someone's bed was soft when he slept on it, and why someone cleaned him up and he smelled of alcohol.If my master is... hum...

Yin Chi sank, and the water submerged the pool, leaving only two strands of hair floating up and down.He was thinking about what happened after Mu Wushou went up to the ground last night?Hiss, I don't remember, but I vaguely know that someone came to help them.

Forget it, at most, that bastard Mu Wu blinded him.Out of sight is pure, out of sight is pure.

The author has something to say:

In this chapter, there is still no master [cover your face], let Mu Wu and Nianxu show off first~

Chi Chi (Tsundere): When Master finds out, see if I don’t show off your titanium alloy dog ​​eyes, hum╭(╯^╰)╮

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