Back to the ancient favorite

"Don't run!"

"It's a fool not to run!"

In the midst of a bloody moon, in this silent land, a boy in a high-end hotel bathrobe with conspicuous blond hair, wearing ill-fitting slippers, holding a pack of cigarettes and a lighter, ran desperately , he is the protagonist of the story: Liu Wei.

Liu Wei was born in Xuan Anyu, a family of military generals, and he is also the current boss. Although he is only 26 years old, the words "Jianghu Old Chen" are undoubtedly displayed in his daily life. Now, it is probably more appropriate to describe him as embarrassed , because he escaped without even having time to put on his underwear.

The slippers in the hotel didn't fit well, he kicked off the slippers after swearing, and continued to run like hell, before crashing into a colorful alley and disappearing.

Looking back on this afternoon when all kinds of flowers were in full bloom, Liu Wei had just delivered his newly created pineapple croissant to Long Shengquan of Longyange's family. Liu Wei was in a good mood and was bored, so he shook a beautiful girl.

Now Liu Wei has money, power and status. His profile picture is a high-end convertible sports car, and his circle of friends is visible to everyone. The content is either showing off his wealth or showing off.

As soon as the girl agreed to her friend request, Liu Wei lavishly sent her a 1000 yuan red envelope with the words 'meeting gift' written on it.

The girl was very happy, and proposed to meet at night and have a good chat on the 'boat'.

The boat is just a synonym, Liu Wei naturally understands, thinking that he has never met a girl, so he happily drove a luxury car to pick her up.

Satisfied with food and wine, Liu Wei hugged and kissed the girl and went to a high-end hotel, waving and asking for a high-end suite.

After the girl took a bath, Liu Wei touched her body, which was fine, but the girl also asked Liu Wei to take a bath, so she didn't want to be with Smelly.

Liu Wei happily let go of all his defenses, including the knife he used next to his body, and went to the bathroom to take a shower while whistling.

Just as he was complacently trying to wash himself, he heard the sound of the door being opened. Liu Wei put on his bathrobe vigilantly, opened the bathroom door, and saw a dozen people standing outside the bathroom.

Liu Wei let out a long sigh and said, "I just thought, how could a girl be so easy to cheat, she would have sex with me after a meal, so she is a great dancer?"

The leading bald man had a cross scar on his face. He took a step forward and said, "Breaking Chef, you think you have a few filthy money and you can get my girl! Dream on!"

Liu Wei spread out his hands to express his helplessness and shrugged his shoulders: "Qian, it's true that you can't, but I'm more handsome than you." After speaking, he licked his small thin lips provocatively with that seductive tongue smile.

"Shut up! This old man Qiu has reported it today!" The bald man said angrily, pointing at the scar on his face.

Liu Wei spread his hands in disdain: "Brother, isn't it cool that you fell and got a sword scar? Why are you relying on my little brother?"

"That's not what you did with pepper last time!" The bald man chopped off his feet angrily.

Only then did Liu Wei remember the last time he was a hero... It seemed that he cut someone's face open, and poured the pepper powder he had just bought into the wound he had cut with his own hands. As a result, the girl also ran away, and the robber He also ran away, leaving only Liu Wei who had to go to the supermarket to buy a pack of pepper powder again.

"Oh~ That's really not intentional." Liu Wei scratched his head with a smile, and snatched the stick from his hand in the blink of an eye.

Everyone took a step back in fright, Liu Wei tapped his palm with a stick and said lightly: "Come on, one by one... or all at once!"

But before the words were finished, everyone was over the guy's business. Liu Wei saw that something was wrong, so he took out the towel that was soaked in the bathtub just now and shook it, which made everyone back away a lot in fright. .

There is no way to take clothes and mobile phones, let's run!

Liu Wei laughed and pointed to the floor-to-ceiling windows of the suite and said, "Look! The drone!" When everyone turned their heads to look out of the window, Liu Wei ran to the entrance with oil on his feet.

He ran out of the room wearing ill-fitting slippers and a bathrobe. Before going out, he did not forget to take a cigarette and a lighter from the entrance. He lit a cigarette while running. It was not for smoking, but for To light the smoke alarm in the corridor.

The screeching sound of the fire alarm covered the entire building in an instant. Liu Wei said to himself while running: "Three understandings, three meetings, four abilities, have you memorized it?" After that, he ran into the fire escape channel and sat on the railing. From the 8th floor, I happily let out the sound of "Zi Liu Liu Liu ~ ~".

The fire alarm rang throughout the building, causing the group of people to curse Liu Wei to chase them to death.

Liu Wei, who had just slipped and fell to the first floor, touched his butt/butt with a distressed expression. It turned out that sliding on the railing without pants would burn his ass!He ran to the front desk and found a young lady at the service desk, tore off a piece of paper and wrote a phone number, saying, "Just say Uncle Liu is in trouble."

Liu Wei glanced at them, and did not forget to wink at the bewildered young lady, but unfortunately his big golden hair was too eye-catching, he didn't take a few steps gracefully, and was urged to hurry up by the shouting person behind his butt ran up.

The outside environment was very dark, Liu Wei looked up at the sky, but was surprised that today was the day of the blood moon.

"Oops, there will be a bloody disaster on the day of the blood moon. I should listen to my grandfather's advice and copy the house rules at home." Liu Wei ran farther and farther, and the darker he ran, he suddenly saw an alley that was different from the surrounding ones. Seeing the colorful and strange light, Liu Wei turned his head and glanced at the pursuer who was looking for him with a flashlight, and then turned around and plunged in.

The alley was not as bright and spacious as he saw. He almost turned sideways, but it seemed as if he had been hit by someone. He stopped and turned around and cursed at this fake place: "Who is there?" Ah! Hit me." After he turned back and took a step or two, suddenly it was dawn, and he quickly raised his arms to cover his eyes, but found that the light had a gentle feeling reflected on his face through the gauze curtain at home .

Liu Wei slowly opened one eye, and was dumbfounded for a moment. In front of his eyes was a piece of water-blue gauze, gauze... hanging on his face?

He put down his hand and looked at it. The piece of cloth belonged to him, and he was wearing ancient clothes inexplicably.The important point is that the color he was wearing was extremely delicate. He raised his hand and looked at himself. His hand was still a hand, his arm was still an arm, but the whole thing was a bit inexplicable. He took a few steps slowly and passed a corner, and there was a lot of people talking. The bazaar in the city attracted all his attention.

"Wow..." Liu Wei couldn't help being amazed. This huge market is flying with colorful flags, and there is an endless stream of colorful shop signs. The endless crowds are all wearing wide-sleeved shirts, and people on the road greet each other. , the stalls on both sides of the road are even more exquisite, and there are many gadgets that he has never seen before.

Walking in the crowd, Liu Wei walked around in a circle unconsciously, thinking in his heart, 'Really!Is it me who crossed over?Can this kind of unscientific thing be reflected in me?Hey hey? He tried to squeeze his arm hard, and the pain made him scream on the spot, which attracted strange looks from others, and he scratched his head in embarrassment and apologized.

'Wait, wait, let me clear my mind, just now... I ran away, um... ran away, got into the alley! Liu Wei looked back to find the way, but found that there was also a market behind him, and he was stunned for a moment.

"Liu Wei, calm down, it's not a bad thing to have escaped at least now..." He said to himself to comfort his confused thoughts, but he was attracted by the weird gadgets on the booth And go, all of a sudden, like a child who has never seen the world, curious about everything, pick up everything to look at, smell, touch, and almost lick it.

But the people passing by him all looked at him with strange eyes and stayed a foot away from him. This made Liu Wei feel very strange, and suddenly thought in a bad mood: "I'll go... I don't know how to travel through time." Go to an ugly B...'

He tried to stop and walked to a fruit stall, picked up an apple and smelled it, then raised his head and asked the little girl with a smile on his face, "Girl, how much is it per catty. "

The girl felt shy and uneasy when he looked at her, she shyly rolled up her sleeves and said embarrassingly: "If... If you like it, just take it."

Seeing the girl blushing, Liu Wei knew, "I must be a handsome man!" '

He nodded and smiled, and said with a pretentious attitude: "Then, I'd rather be obedient than respectful." After speaking, he happily gave him a wink.

He threw down the apple happily, and continued walking in a good mood, not forgetting to wink and smile all around.

Walking to a well, he saw a 10-year-old girl struggling to draw water.

Out of his good mood, Liu Wei naturally went to help her. He asked the little girl to take the apple he wanted just now, and fetched a bucket of water for her, so that he could see his appearance clearly.

For a moment Liu Wei was stunned: "Fuck me...fuck, how can there be such a good-looking person in this world."

A head of jet-black half-twist hair, with a golden hollow inlaid with rubies in the topknot, with a bloodstone hairpin passing through it, the long hair on the temples fluttering randomly on both sides of the cheeks, under the one-line eyebrows, like a feather Fan-like eyelashes, thick and long curls, sparkling brown eyes, and a tall and beautiful little nose tip, although it is a bit indecent to describe his lips as red and ruddy, but this is the only word that can describe his lips.

Liu Wei, who even wanted to kiss himself, couldn't help but made a strange laugh, and he could see clearly that he now had two symmetrical dimples.

'Oh my God!Stunner in the world, then I must have a lot of romantic debts, tsk tsk, beauty~ Hey, let me, Uncle Liu, help you pay it off. Liu Wei happily thought of the scene surrounded by girls and couldn't help laughing again.

"Master! Master!" An anxious voice interrupted Liu Wei's narcissistic time, and he suddenly said with great emotion: "I finally know how Narcissus fell in love with me, wow~ the voice is so It sounds good." Liu Wei smiled and touched his cheek with a proud face.

"Ah? Master, I found you." A boy who looked only 13 or 4 years old grabbed Liu Wei's arm. Liu Wei gave him a funny look and said, "You are the first one who dares to touch me." people."

After speaking, he shook his hand away, knelt down and gave the bucket to the little girl, and the little girl returned the apple to Liu Wei, who shook his head and said, "Eat it, here it is for you." After speaking, he stood up and sat at the mouth of the well side.

This frightened the boy to death: "Don't, young master! Don't jump into the well! What do you want Lizi to do!"

Liu Wei, who was grabbed by his hand, almost slipped into the well. He raised his hand and wanted to beat him, but he felt that he was an insider, so he didn't really hit him.

"I didn't dance by myself, so I was almost pushed in by you." Liu Wei said angrily, seeing him wanting to cry, Liu Wei shook his head and asked, "Boy, is your name Lizi?"

Pear nodded with a bitter face.

"Then who am I?"

Lizi suddenly withdrew his miserable expression, and turned to a shocked expression in a second. He blinked and replied obediently: "You... are Master Xiliu."

"Which stream? A small stream?" Liu Wei asked tentatively.

"The tide of the tide... the pomegranate of the guava..." Lizi blinked and suddenly stretched out her small hand to touch Liu Wei's forehead, then quickly withdrew her hand, and said to herself: "It's not burned... "

Liu Wei patted his head lightly and said angrily: "Fuck you, you call me young master, then I'm from a rich family."

Li Zi touched her innocent injured head and nodded slightly, "Yes... the young master is... the wife of Prince Manchu."

"Oh~ Prince Man's wife... huh?" Liu Wei thought about it seriously, and frowned fiercely, "I am! It's a man's wife! TMD! I... a rare time in the century and I am still a man wife!"

Thinking of the feeling of being pushed on the bed by a big and thick man, Liu Wei shuddered all over. He rubbed his arms and stood up and said, "No, no, I want to go home! I want to go back to Xuan An Yu! I'm still a virgin/male, how can I be raped by a man, no way."

"Hey hey! Young master, you can't run away anymore! The lord is using his troops to find you!" Li Zi was about to cry, he held Liu Wei's hand tightly and said in a crying voice, "It's not that the lord wants to What kind of princess do you want to marry! It is the emperor's will! Don't be angry anymore!"

Liu Wei put his hands on his hips and tilted his head and said angrily: "If he wants to marry the princess, he will marry her! It's none of my business! Let go! I want to go home!"

Lizi held her whole body strength and did not let go. In desperation, Liu Wei had no choice but to use a knife and hit his arm. Lizi let go of his hand in pain, but just as she was about to complain, she saw the person behind Liu Wei suddenly I dare not speak anymore.

"It would have been better if it had been like this earlier." Liu Wei rubbed his wrist with his arms crossed, and bumped into a soft embrace as soon as he turned around.

He looked up slowly along this broad chest. Black dragons were embroidered on the white robe. It's the same model as myself as a CP, except for the emerald embedded in it, it's exactly the same as myself.

If Liu Wei thought that he was a stunner from heaven, then this person has reached the level of an extremely handsome heavenly soldier.

In addition to this handsome and burly man in the lead, there are two rows of soldiers standing behind him. He just learned from Lizi that the prince has used his troops, so this person... should be the prince.

"Hey... hi~" Liu Wei tentatively greeted.

The man sighed deeply.

Lizi called softly from the side: "Prince Man... Young Master, he didn't leave on purpose."

"This king knows." Liu Wei, who heard the thick, powerful and magnetic voice, felt that the person in front of him was a good seed in the Department of Communication.

"Xiliu, go back with me." Although the man stretched out his hand to him, Liu Wei couldn't accept the thought of such a man pressing on him and doing such shameless things. Suddenly he pointed to the sky and shouted: "Ah! Airplane!" When everyone looked up, he lifted his clothes and wanted to escape, but was caught by Man Wang blindly.

Liu Wei tried to resist for a while, but found that this body can be described as weak to the point of dregs, it's fine to resist weakly, the beating does not make a sound, the fist is as weak as cotton, in desperation he can only be beaten He walks hand in hand.

After returning to Prince Man's Mansion, Liu Wei was dragged away by Prince Man for a long time, but Liu Wei kept shouting all the time: "Wait, wait!"

In the end, the prince stopped on the Jiuqu Bridge in the central courtyard, and looked back at Liu Wei with a calm face.

"I'm not your Xiaoxiliu, my name is Liu Wei, you've got the wrong person." Liu Wei tried to tell him his origin.

Unexpectedly, the man took a step forward and stuck to his body and replied, "Xiliu, the deceptive tricks will no longer be effective after you have used them a few times."

'Before I lied to you all the time!Don't be cuckolded! As the subtitles floated in Liu Wei's mind, he stared dumbfounded at the affectionate prince in front of him, feeling a little aggrieved in his heart.

"Hey, no, why don't you believe it! I really came here after thousands of years!" Liu Wei hurriedly pushed the prince away to explain the ins and outs.

The prince frowned and tilted his head, still not understanding, but easily took Liu Wei's hand, and kissed his lips lightly.

Liu Wei's bull's eyes widened, and he beat the prince's chest until he almost suffocated before being let go.

The prince said softly in his ear: "No matter how many times you lie to this king, this king will still believe you. Who made this king only like you."

"I'm so drunk bro! Can you find out the truth of the matter! Come kiss me again!" Liu Wei was really furious.

"You are my wife, so you are not allowed to kiss?" The prince felt strange and took two steps towards Liu Wei.

Liu Wei took several steps back in a hurry, fearing that he would come again, but bumped into the corner of the Jiuqu Bridge, and fell into the pond inadvertently.

With a 'dong', he knocked his head on the stones in the pond, and the pond was instantly stained red with blood.