The scumbag can't hold back his tears [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 40 Violent Prince Sima
Qin Zheng was silent, silent, and silent again.
There is a door between him and the bride. The bride is waiting for him inside the door, and he is standing outside the door.
'Broken two ribs? '
"Yes."
With Situ Changting's deep gaze and Situ Changting's cold expression, Qin Zheng stood motionless at the door, as if there was an invisible barrier between him and the bride who was waiting to perform the wedding ceremony with him inside the room. The boundary made him unable to take half a step.
Seeing the prince standing at the door, Xi Niang didn't even think about going into the bridal chamber, so she couldn't help but feel frightened.
The prince should be dissatisfied with this marriage. Although the bride, Feng Qingli, is the daughter of the prime minister's family, her mother died early, and she is not favored by the prime minister's family. Even the concubine sister Feng Qingyue is worse...
And what kind of character is Sima Tianqing, who is the King of Zhenbei? !
In the Great Zhou Kingdom, among the old and young, women and children, in the streets and streets, is there anyone who has never heard of the reputation of the King of Zhenbei? !
Sima Tianqing, King of Zhenbei, learned martial arts at the age of four, left the border at the age of nine, went to the battlefield at the age of twelve, and led the generals to win a great victory that inspired the Great Zhou Kingdom before he was thirteen!
The King of Zhenbei is a genius who leads troops and fights that no one can hope to match. He is a god of killing who fought bloody battles. He is the God of War who suppresses the chaos in the north of the Great Zhou Kingdom with his own strength and protects the peace of the Great Zhou Kingdom forever!
Even the current king, Sima Jin, the brother of King Zhenbei, was afraid of King Zhenbei and dared not do anything.
Because the 40 Zhenbei Army on the edge of the town in the hands of the King of Zhenbei only recognizes the king of Zhenbei, Sima Tianqing, as a general!
The king of Zhenbei is indeed a famous general through the ages, and he has made great achievements in history!
Such a god of war, a woman as ordinary as Feng Qingli, who has the identity of the daughter of the prime minister's mansion and a face that dominates the capital, is indeed not worthy of King Zhenbei.
But it is rumored that King Zhenbei is tyrannical and bloodthirsty——
Which boudoir daughter dares to marry such a man, and live a life of dying day and night?
Feng Qingli is just an abandoned son in Zuo Xiangfu.
But even though that's what he said, if the prince doesn't enter the bridal chamber tonight, and the scandal of the bride guarding the bridal chamber will be spread tomorrow, the bride and the prime minister's house will suffer a lot!
I'm afraid she can't escape the blame too, and it's impossible for her to end well.
So Xi Niang couldn't help thinking about it.
But in the end, he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, determined to take courage and go up to try his luck and find out what the prince said.
It's just that Xi Niang hasn't moved forward yet, the tall and handsome Zhenbei King hurried towards her.
As soon as she approached the man soaked in the bloody and murderous aura of the battlefield, Xi Niang suddenly fell into an ice cave, as if her head had been pinned by a knife, and she dared not move under the terrifying aura that overwhelmed the sea.
What kind of person is this? !
King Zhenbei stopped beside her and looked at her from head to toe. His eyes were like two sharpened sharp knives, which ruthlessly scraped into Xi Niang's flesh and blood, making her feel cold all over her body and trembling with each other.
King Zhenbei rubbed the suet jade ring on his finger, and his hoarse voice was like a horn sharpened by a knife and gun, "You..."
Xi Niang fights.
"You know..." King Zhenbei paused, then paused again, "Do you know where this king should go to the bathroom?"
Xi Niang's brain was buzzing, and she didn't listen to a word.
When she realized that the killing god had finished speaking, the blank-minded Xi Niang's feet went limp, she knelt on the ground, trembling all over her body, and grabbed the ground with her head. The servant is stupid and stupid, he deserves to die if he doesn't know what is good or bad! The prince is magnanimous, spare the life of the servant!"
Qin Zheng "..."
'03, what is she doing? '
"Please explore by yourself."
In the second world, Qin Zheng gradually figured out that 03's "please explore by yourself" probably meant "I don't know why you ask me", but directly admitting that it would damage 03's image as an authoritative representative, so 03 secretly Changed the expression.
So Qin Zheng explored on his own for a while.
Then I roughly guessed that it might be this mature woman who didn't understand what "going to the bathroom" meant.
So Qin Zheng speculated and changed the phrase, "Shut up first, do you know where the king goes to the toilet?"
Xi Niang trembled abruptly, forcing her crying back abruptly.
Where does the prince go to the toilet?
It was also the first time for Xi Niang to come to Zhenbei Palace, and her heart was filled with despair.
Qin Zheng thought she didn't understand, so he thought about it for a long time, and then changed the way of saying, "Where is the place where the king relieved himself?"
Haven't answered yet.
Shaking more and more.
Is there any special name for the toilet in this world?
But just go to the toilet, how can it be special?
Qin Zheng frowned, and tried one by one, "Squat? A hut? An unclean place? Pee, pee, do you understand? Don't understand? Hiss—probably a place where men stand with their pants off..."
At the end, Qin Zheng was a little embarrassed.
The words should be clear, but it sounds like sexual harassment.
Xi Niang still hasn't answered.
Qin Zheng was about to say "forget it", but saw Xi Niang's body tilted and passed out.
"..."
Qin Zheng just wanted to find a place where no one was around.
Ask about the plot.
Looking around, Qin Zheng sneaked away.
Sitting in the Huxin Pavilion, Qin Zheng asked, "Shouldn't you tell me what's going on in this world first?" '
On Qin Zhenggang's first day as Situ Changting, at any rate, before he was rescued by Lin Nuannuan in a car accident, he gave Qin Zheng a day to read the bad book "A Rich Family Absolutely Loves My Child Is Yours".
Come this time.
Broken two ribs.
Damn it.
Qin Zheng's scalp was numb.
03 "Please complete the plot task of breaking the phoenix and leaving two ribs as soon as possible on the wedding night."
Qin Zheng refused, "You upload the original text first, and don't try to rush me before you finish reading this broken book."If you have the ability to reset, you reset me a hundred times to 10 minutes ago. '
03 "The original plot has been uploaded in text mode, please check it yourself."
Upon hearing this, Qin Zheng called up the text download interface——
"The evil king's sole favor is worthy of madness and worthy of Qing"
The total number of words is 1643997 words
Qin Zheng "..."
Qin Zheng flipped through the book at a speed at which he could only read one word per page.
The time in the lower left corner of the interface has passed 24 minutes.
Qin Zheng reads only one word per page and has reached 472
Qin Zheng gave up '03, how about I read this book at the Huxin Pavilion tonight, and when I finish reading tomorrow morning, you can reset me back, okay? '
03 didn't speak.
'Otherwise,' Qin Zheng paused, 'if you can write a simple, clear and well-organized summary of the story, or if the system is available on the public website, you can pass a copy to me. '
03 After hearing it, he replied in seconds, "Please continue to submit the reset request."
It is estimated that 03 does not want to read this garbage.
Qin Zheng sneered, 'Yo, so you still have something to resist, I thought you had no taboos, no shame. '
03 Steady as an old dog "Please read it as soon as possible."
Qin Zheng pursed his lips and opened the file.
start reading.
This reads.
Read late into the night.
Then morning.
Then early in the morning.
Then noon.
His legs became numb after sitting for a long time, so Qin Zheng walked around the lake for 13 laps that night, and at the end of the No. read it.
Qin Zheng closed the file, and Qin Zheng was deeply shocked by the poignant and beautiful love story of "The Evil King's Only Favor, No Crazy Love", 1643997 characters, and 12 traveling tribes and countries.
He couldn't help asking 03, "Who the hell wrote this stupid story?" '
03 play dead.
'04 That doujin master? '
03 play dead.
"The Evil King's Sole Favor Lives Up to the Crazy King" is a story of double birth, a silly story.
This silly story is divided into two volumes.
The first volume is bathed in fire, and the second volume is Nirvana.
The first volume, Yuhuo, first tells how Feng Qingli, the concubine daughter of the Xiangfu, is helpless and lonely, and how she is clearly a noble concubine daughter of the Xiangfu, but is bullied by the concubine and the concubine. The country is so beautiful, the faces of all the women in the capital are overwhelmed, but no one loves them, and they are ridiculed all the time. They can be called the tragic flowers in the world.
And was thrown by the prime minister's mansion to King Zhenbei who was comparable to Shura ghost.
Lived the days of being alone in an empty house.
Feng Qingli is lonely, so she goes out every day.
But as soon as she goes out, she will run into her concubine sister Feng Qingyue.
Then unfortunately suffered from the tradition of concubine daughter and concubine mother when she was not married in the Xiangfu——
A three-hit cycle of taunting, shoving, and slapping.
Feng Qing Li bitter.
But Feng Qingli refused to admit defeat, and went out every day, was beaten every day, went out every day, was beaten every day.
After being beaten until his body became emaciated like a weak willow, he still went out.
Then get beaten.
It lasted for three years, Feng Qingyue's children ran all over the place, Feng Qingli was still on the way out every day or on the way to be beaten.
On an ordinary day three years later, Feng Qingli went out again.
But that day when Feng Qingyue gave birth to her second child, she didn't click on the card to beat Feng Qingli.
So Feng Qingli, who never met Feng Qingyue by chance, met a mysterious injured man.
That man was handsome, tall, strong, and impeccable from top to bottom, and exuded a kind of dignity of a high-ranking person and a gloomy and fierce mysterious temperament, which made Feng Qingli tremble with fear.
Then slept with him.
Hit the ground.
Bead tire dark knot.
And the man presented Feng Qingli with a jade pendant that is recognizable at a glance.
Then ran away.
Feng Qingli didn't know that she was pregnant with a child, so she washed her face with tears every day in the Zhenbei Palace.
And start going out again.
Beaten.
Sima Tianqing, King of Zhenbei, hasn't even stepped into Feng Qingli's courtyard for three years.
But on the day when Feng Qingli was beaten by Feng Qingyue and returned to the palace with scars, King Zhenbei, who was drunk, decided to sleep with the princess he hadn't touched in three years.
On the second day, King Zhenbei was furious when he found that the sheets were empty, and asked his servants to take this shameless woman into the dungeon.
And give a glass of poisoned wine, one dead body and two lives.
But when sorting out the corpses, King Zhenbei found the jade pendant that he gave to the woman when he was assassinated and seriously injured and rescued by a mysterious woman.
Zhenbei Wang Zhenran.
King Zhenbei's indescribable depression filled his chest, and he discovered that he had let the woman who saved him die twice——
So King Zhenbei killed his brother and rebelled and became emperor.
And successfully became the emperor for the rest of his life, with a harem of three thousand and endless descendants.
It's just that every night, the legendary emperor always remembered that he seemed to have been tempted by a woman many years ago.
The first volume is bathed in fire, it's over.
The word count is 85270 words.
With the experience of the first world, Qin Zheng began to suffocate after reading the first volume.
He didn't come to Volume [-], he came to Volume [-].
Relying on the urine nature of the first volume, Qin Zheng had a premonition that in the second volume, he would die repeatedly.
Volume [-], Nirvana.
Feng Qingli was reborn, full of hatred.
King Zhenbei was reborn, full of confusion.
Feng Qingli was reborn on the night of her wedding with King Zhenbei.
It just so happened that King Zhenbei was too.
It was night, Sima Tianqing, who spent the rest of his life in doubt, even when he was in bed with the three thousand beauties in the harem, couldn't help but recall Feng Qingli's wonderful taste of this woman. ribs.
Qin Zheng originally thought it was a hypocritical statement that was modified.
But no.
The king of Zhenbei fought with his gun for seven days and seven nights. Feng Qingli passed out and then woke up, woke up and passed out again.
Two ribs were brutally murdered.
Qin Zheng read the description of the seven days and seven nights five times.
Make sure there are no metaphors or personification.
Because of this, Feng Qingli lay on the bed for a whole month.
After lying down for a month, Feng Qingli went out again.
And met the concubine Feng Qingyue by chance.
But at the critical moment when Feng Qingli was about to die, there was a powerful mysterious man who saved the poor unfortunate woman.
Feng Qingli had long been determined to transform, so relying on the power of the mysterious man, she beat Feng Qingyue hard.
This is the beginning—
In the following six months, Feng Qingli met Feng Qingyue by chance thirteen times, and Feng Qingyue had inappropriate intentions towards Feng Qingli thirteen times.
Thirteen different powerful mysterious people appeared with precision and acted bravely. At the critical moment when Feng Qingli was about to die, the hero rescued the beauty. Retaliate.
According to the disclosure later, the list of the Thirteen Heroes of Justice and Bravery in June is
Sima Jin, the emperor of Ming dynasty.
The right minister sees it in vain.
Medical Immortal Du Mingyi.
Assassin list Yiling Ke.
Huyancha of the Xirong tribe.
……
13 people in total.
Qin Zheng felt sympathy for the concubine Feng Qingyue, who didn't care about the wind and rain and gave birth to a child every day.
The most miserable and hopeless character in the second volume of Nirvana is not Sima Tianqing, but Feng Qingyue.
Qin Zheng's scalp was numb, and he even forgot his situation as Sima Tianqing.
thus.
On the way to meet Feng Qingyue every day when she goes out, the heroine Feng Qingli gets to know all over the world the most handsome and handsome young heroes.
Until one day, Feng Qingli sneaked back home as usual.
But he was caught by King Zhenbei.
King Zhenbei was furious immediately.
Then they dragged him back to his room and fought bloody battles for three days and three nights with guns in hand.
Yiling Ke, one of the thirteen green hats on King Zhenbei's head, saw that the woman he loved couldn't make an agreement with him, and waited for Feng Qingli for three days and three nights.
Feng Qingli was dying.
The king of Zhenbei went into battle again with a gun, and fought against the assassin list for a day and a night.
In the end, because of lack of physical strength, Ling Ke had an arm amputated and snatched the woman away.
Then opened the copy of Chasing Wife Crematorium.
Feng Qingli has been to and fro among the thirteen heroes in the world, and has traveled all over the twelve independent administrative planning areas of the country and nomadic tribes in this mainland.
And Sima Tianqing finally discovered that he had always loved Feng Qingli deeply, and couldn't stand this wonderful woman being possessed by others.
So they chased after each other and traveled around the world together.
And in the process of traveling around the world, getting lost in the forest, meeting wolves alone on the grassland, falling off a cliff on a high mountain, freezing and fainting in the snow——
Experienced all terrain dungeons on this continent.
Even when Feng Qingli feigned death and escaped, he believed it was true, and jumped into the sea holding Feng Qingli's ashes.
He attempted to commit suicide by jumping into the sea. In a remote fishing village, the king of Zhenbei was heartbroken and went mad. He ate the ashes of "Feng Qingli" and went back to jump into the sea.
Of course the ashes were eaten.
But not dead.
Because I haven't caught up with Feng Qingli yet.
And the vicious concubine Feng Qingyue also suffered retribution.
Sima Jin charged into the prostitute camp.
Traveling around the world together, passers-by from twelve countries and tribes took turns to fight.
Qin Zheng was suffocated.
This bad book could almost be renamed "Three People's Wandering Tales" or "Mainland Terrain Travel Notes".
The length of 1643997 words will only be enough to describe the tragic love story of Sima Tianqing traveling around the world chasing Feng Qingli and Feng Qingli giving Sima Tianqing thirteen green hats according to the terrain features.
The ending has extra extras, but less than [-] words.
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Du Mingyi, the thirteen green hat doctor, healed Zhenbei King's arm and Zhenbei King's insane mind for love.
Feng Qingli thought of Sima Tianqing's perseverance and the throbbing that had occurred in the previous life, and chose to be with Zhenbei King Sima Tianqing.
But in this life, King Zhenbei saw his heart clearly, gave up rebellion, gave up military power, and became an idle prince in peace, getting up every day to have a chat with Feng Qingli, lunch and dinner. Hair, let's sleep.
happy.
Qin Zheng wanted to delete this broken book.
'I'm not done. '
03 "As soon as possible, please."
Qin Zheng stared at the calm lake and said sincerely, "Send me back, I'm quitting, you send me there repeatedly, I am willing to be trapped in those 10 minutes for the rest of my life." '
03 silence.
a long time.
Then "sorry to inform you that the request to reset the time submitted was rejected due to irresistible external force, and currently you cannot return to the time of this book."
Qin Zheng'... What do you mean? '
03 "You need to continue to complete the tasks you have not completed in the current time period."
Qin Zheng's temples twitched, and he didn't want to accept the reality, "I... what task do I have now?" '
03 "The spoiled phoenix leaves two ribs."
'...'
The two broken ribs seemed to have been inserted into Qin Zheng's throat, making him choked so hard that he couldn't breathe.
After a long delay, Qin Zheng seriously asked, "I don't want to spoil her, I want to break your two ribs, is that okay?"I promise with my head that if you spoil you, you can break whatever you want. '
03 Unmoved "Please complete the task as soon as possible."
'...'
Feng Qing sat withered all night.
When she drank the poisonous wine to the point of pain, and died together with the unborn child, Feng Qingli thought that her heart also died together, leaving only a desolate silence.
She is hopeless.
But who would have expected that God took pity on her and brought her back from the dead, returning to the day when the nightmare started in her previous life!
The nails painted with Kodan dug into the palm of her hand fiercely, and the shocking blood was left behind, which dyed her fingertips even redder, ready to burn like a flame.
Burn her into ashes, leaving only the hatred in my heart, the hatred as thick and black as midnight!
Feng Qingli lifted up the hijab suddenly, and threw it on the ground viciously, as if abandoning the weak self in the past.
The face of the country and the city revealed a smile that was as beautiful as a poppy, but full of poison.
Her red lips moved slightly, and said softly
"Feng Qingyue, Sima Tianqing...everyone who owes me, harms me, deceives me, abandons me, I will get back everything!"
Feng Qingli flicked her long sleeves, and the luxurious embroidered Danzhu wedding dress flew up with the wind.
The candles in the house were extinguished.
As in the previous life, that man will not come.
In her previous life, she stayed in the vacant room overnight, and after word got out, she became the laughing stock of the entire capital.
Everyone knows that Miss Feng Er is weak and can be bullied. As the princess, King Zhenbei doesn't even step into her courtyard——
So from now on, anyone who is a dog or a chicken can step on her face!
Feng Qingli showed a mocking smile
I will never repeat the same mistakes in this life.
My "good husband", I will definitely, yes, yes, repay, answer, you! ! !
"Squeak"——
The door opened.
Feng Qingli was subconsciously shuddered with fright, and the sarcasm still froze on her face.
She quickly lowered her head and sat back on the bed——
It was too late to pick up the hijab on the ground!
Feng Qingli clenched her hands tightly, feeling terrified in her heart.
who? !
Who has entered the door in this life? !
No, if it wasn't for King Zhenbei, she would have to take the initiative, otherwise, if word got out that Princess Zhenbei would meet someone else in her bridal chamber, the consequences would be disastrous! !
Feng Qing turned away, pulled out a golden hairpin and rushed out as if dying
"Ah!!! God damn disciple, this princess will fight with you!"
Qin Zheng spent a long time wandering around the palace, he really didn't want to come to find the heroine.
It wasn't until Qin Zhengyue felt that Feng Qingli had either fallen asleep or gone out at this point that Qin Zheng hurried over.
but.
Qin Zheng didn't expect that as soon as he pushed the door, a woman in red with disheveled hair and vague makeup rushed towards him screaming "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" .
Qin Zheng turned pale in shock, and quickly moved to the side——
Sima Tianqing's physical fitness is much better than that of Situ Changting, and even with Qin Zheng, his hands and feet are not weak.
The red-clothed ghost flew into the air, tripping over the threshold of the house door.
"Boom-"
Li Gui's forehead landed on the ground, his left and right feet were crossed, like a wheel that couldn't control himself in the strong wind, rolling straight forward.
Then it slammed into the bluestone pillar with the relief of the four-clawed python outside the house.
"what!!!!"
A piercing scream was the last sound of the red-clothed ghost.
Qin Zheng was dumbfounded.
"Ding! The detection has been completed. The plot point of the bridal chamber night pet, Duan Feng, has two ribs!"
'...'
There is a door between him and the bride. The bride is waiting for him inside the door, and he is standing outside the door.
'Broken two ribs? '
"Yes."
With Situ Changting's deep gaze and Situ Changting's cold expression, Qin Zheng stood motionless at the door, as if there was an invisible barrier between him and the bride who was waiting to perform the wedding ceremony with him inside the room. The boundary made him unable to take half a step.
Seeing the prince standing at the door, Xi Niang didn't even think about going into the bridal chamber, so she couldn't help but feel frightened.
The prince should be dissatisfied with this marriage. Although the bride, Feng Qingli, is the daughter of the prime minister's family, her mother died early, and she is not favored by the prime minister's family. Even the concubine sister Feng Qingyue is worse...
And what kind of character is Sima Tianqing, who is the King of Zhenbei? !
In the Great Zhou Kingdom, among the old and young, women and children, in the streets and streets, is there anyone who has never heard of the reputation of the King of Zhenbei? !
Sima Tianqing, King of Zhenbei, learned martial arts at the age of four, left the border at the age of nine, went to the battlefield at the age of twelve, and led the generals to win a great victory that inspired the Great Zhou Kingdom before he was thirteen!
The King of Zhenbei is a genius who leads troops and fights that no one can hope to match. He is a god of killing who fought bloody battles. He is the God of War who suppresses the chaos in the north of the Great Zhou Kingdom with his own strength and protects the peace of the Great Zhou Kingdom forever!
Even the current king, Sima Jin, the brother of King Zhenbei, was afraid of King Zhenbei and dared not do anything.
Because the 40 Zhenbei Army on the edge of the town in the hands of the King of Zhenbei only recognizes the king of Zhenbei, Sima Tianqing, as a general!
The king of Zhenbei is indeed a famous general through the ages, and he has made great achievements in history!
Such a god of war, a woman as ordinary as Feng Qingli, who has the identity of the daughter of the prime minister's mansion and a face that dominates the capital, is indeed not worthy of King Zhenbei.
But it is rumored that King Zhenbei is tyrannical and bloodthirsty——
Which boudoir daughter dares to marry such a man, and live a life of dying day and night?
Feng Qingli is just an abandoned son in Zuo Xiangfu.
But even though that's what he said, if the prince doesn't enter the bridal chamber tonight, and the scandal of the bride guarding the bridal chamber will be spread tomorrow, the bride and the prime minister's house will suffer a lot!
I'm afraid she can't escape the blame too, and it's impossible for her to end well.
So Xi Niang couldn't help thinking about it.
But in the end, he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, determined to take courage and go up to try his luck and find out what the prince said.
It's just that Xi Niang hasn't moved forward yet, the tall and handsome Zhenbei King hurried towards her.
As soon as she approached the man soaked in the bloody and murderous aura of the battlefield, Xi Niang suddenly fell into an ice cave, as if her head had been pinned by a knife, and she dared not move under the terrifying aura that overwhelmed the sea.
What kind of person is this? !
King Zhenbei stopped beside her and looked at her from head to toe. His eyes were like two sharpened sharp knives, which ruthlessly scraped into Xi Niang's flesh and blood, making her feel cold all over her body and trembling with each other.
King Zhenbei rubbed the suet jade ring on his finger, and his hoarse voice was like a horn sharpened by a knife and gun, "You..."
Xi Niang fights.
"You know..." King Zhenbei paused, then paused again, "Do you know where this king should go to the bathroom?"
Xi Niang's brain was buzzing, and she didn't listen to a word.
When she realized that the killing god had finished speaking, the blank-minded Xi Niang's feet went limp, she knelt on the ground, trembling all over her body, and grabbed the ground with her head. The servant is stupid and stupid, he deserves to die if he doesn't know what is good or bad! The prince is magnanimous, spare the life of the servant!"
Qin Zheng "..."
'03, what is she doing? '
"Please explore by yourself."
In the second world, Qin Zheng gradually figured out that 03's "please explore by yourself" probably meant "I don't know why you ask me", but directly admitting that it would damage 03's image as an authoritative representative, so 03 secretly Changed the expression.
So Qin Zheng explored on his own for a while.
Then I roughly guessed that it might be this mature woman who didn't understand what "going to the bathroom" meant.
So Qin Zheng speculated and changed the phrase, "Shut up first, do you know where the king goes to the toilet?"
Xi Niang trembled abruptly, forcing her crying back abruptly.
Where does the prince go to the toilet?
It was also the first time for Xi Niang to come to Zhenbei Palace, and her heart was filled with despair.
Qin Zheng thought she didn't understand, so he thought about it for a long time, and then changed the way of saying, "Where is the place where the king relieved himself?"
Haven't answered yet.
Shaking more and more.
Is there any special name for the toilet in this world?
But just go to the toilet, how can it be special?
Qin Zheng frowned, and tried one by one, "Squat? A hut? An unclean place? Pee, pee, do you understand? Don't understand? Hiss—probably a place where men stand with their pants off..."
At the end, Qin Zheng was a little embarrassed.
The words should be clear, but it sounds like sexual harassment.
Xi Niang still hasn't answered.
Qin Zheng was about to say "forget it", but saw Xi Niang's body tilted and passed out.
"..."
Qin Zheng just wanted to find a place where no one was around.
Ask about the plot.
Looking around, Qin Zheng sneaked away.
Sitting in the Huxin Pavilion, Qin Zheng asked, "Shouldn't you tell me what's going on in this world first?" '
On Qin Zhenggang's first day as Situ Changting, at any rate, before he was rescued by Lin Nuannuan in a car accident, he gave Qin Zheng a day to read the bad book "A Rich Family Absolutely Loves My Child Is Yours".
Come this time.
Broken two ribs.
Damn it.
Qin Zheng's scalp was numb.
03 "Please complete the plot task of breaking the phoenix and leaving two ribs as soon as possible on the wedding night."
Qin Zheng refused, "You upload the original text first, and don't try to rush me before you finish reading this broken book."If you have the ability to reset, you reset me a hundred times to 10 minutes ago. '
03 "The original plot has been uploaded in text mode, please check it yourself."
Upon hearing this, Qin Zheng called up the text download interface——
"The evil king's sole favor is worthy of madness and worthy of Qing"
The total number of words is 1643997 words
Qin Zheng "..."
Qin Zheng flipped through the book at a speed at which he could only read one word per page.
The time in the lower left corner of the interface has passed 24 minutes.
Qin Zheng reads only one word per page and has reached 472
Qin Zheng gave up '03, how about I read this book at the Huxin Pavilion tonight, and when I finish reading tomorrow morning, you can reset me back, okay? '
03 didn't speak.
'Otherwise,' Qin Zheng paused, 'if you can write a simple, clear and well-organized summary of the story, or if the system is available on the public website, you can pass a copy to me. '
03 After hearing it, he replied in seconds, "Please continue to submit the reset request."
It is estimated that 03 does not want to read this garbage.
Qin Zheng sneered, 'Yo, so you still have something to resist, I thought you had no taboos, no shame. '
03 Steady as an old dog "Please read it as soon as possible."
Qin Zheng pursed his lips and opened the file.
start reading.
This reads.
Read late into the night.
Then morning.
Then early in the morning.
Then noon.
His legs became numb after sitting for a long time, so Qin Zheng walked around the lake for 13 laps that night, and at the end of the No. read it.
Qin Zheng closed the file, and Qin Zheng was deeply shocked by the poignant and beautiful love story of "The Evil King's Only Favor, No Crazy Love", 1643997 characters, and 12 traveling tribes and countries.
He couldn't help asking 03, "Who the hell wrote this stupid story?" '
03 play dead.
'04 That doujin master? '
03 play dead.
"The Evil King's Sole Favor Lives Up to the Crazy King" is a story of double birth, a silly story.
This silly story is divided into two volumes.
The first volume is bathed in fire, and the second volume is Nirvana.
The first volume, Yuhuo, first tells how Feng Qingli, the concubine daughter of the Xiangfu, is helpless and lonely, and how she is clearly a noble concubine daughter of the Xiangfu, but is bullied by the concubine and the concubine. The country is so beautiful, the faces of all the women in the capital are overwhelmed, but no one loves them, and they are ridiculed all the time. They can be called the tragic flowers in the world.
And was thrown by the prime minister's mansion to King Zhenbei who was comparable to Shura ghost.
Lived the days of being alone in an empty house.
Feng Qingli is lonely, so she goes out every day.
But as soon as she goes out, she will run into her concubine sister Feng Qingyue.
Then unfortunately suffered from the tradition of concubine daughter and concubine mother when she was not married in the Xiangfu——
A three-hit cycle of taunting, shoving, and slapping.
Feng Qing Li bitter.
But Feng Qingli refused to admit defeat, and went out every day, was beaten every day, went out every day, was beaten every day.
After being beaten until his body became emaciated like a weak willow, he still went out.
Then get beaten.
It lasted for three years, Feng Qingyue's children ran all over the place, Feng Qingli was still on the way out every day or on the way to be beaten.
On an ordinary day three years later, Feng Qingli went out again.
But that day when Feng Qingyue gave birth to her second child, she didn't click on the card to beat Feng Qingli.
So Feng Qingli, who never met Feng Qingyue by chance, met a mysterious injured man.
That man was handsome, tall, strong, and impeccable from top to bottom, and exuded a kind of dignity of a high-ranking person and a gloomy and fierce mysterious temperament, which made Feng Qingli tremble with fear.
Then slept with him.
Hit the ground.
Bead tire dark knot.
And the man presented Feng Qingli with a jade pendant that is recognizable at a glance.
Then ran away.
Feng Qingli didn't know that she was pregnant with a child, so she washed her face with tears every day in the Zhenbei Palace.
And start going out again.
Beaten.
Sima Tianqing, King of Zhenbei, hasn't even stepped into Feng Qingli's courtyard for three years.
But on the day when Feng Qingli was beaten by Feng Qingyue and returned to the palace with scars, King Zhenbei, who was drunk, decided to sleep with the princess he hadn't touched in three years.
On the second day, King Zhenbei was furious when he found that the sheets were empty, and asked his servants to take this shameless woman into the dungeon.
And give a glass of poisoned wine, one dead body and two lives.
But when sorting out the corpses, King Zhenbei found the jade pendant that he gave to the woman when he was assassinated and seriously injured and rescued by a mysterious woman.
Zhenbei Wang Zhenran.
King Zhenbei's indescribable depression filled his chest, and he discovered that he had let the woman who saved him die twice——
So King Zhenbei killed his brother and rebelled and became emperor.
And successfully became the emperor for the rest of his life, with a harem of three thousand and endless descendants.
It's just that every night, the legendary emperor always remembered that he seemed to have been tempted by a woman many years ago.
The first volume is bathed in fire, it's over.
The word count is 85270 words.
With the experience of the first world, Qin Zheng began to suffocate after reading the first volume.
He didn't come to Volume [-], he came to Volume [-].
Relying on the urine nature of the first volume, Qin Zheng had a premonition that in the second volume, he would die repeatedly.
Volume [-], Nirvana.
Feng Qingli was reborn, full of hatred.
King Zhenbei was reborn, full of confusion.
Feng Qingli was reborn on the night of her wedding with King Zhenbei.
It just so happened that King Zhenbei was too.
It was night, Sima Tianqing, who spent the rest of his life in doubt, even when he was in bed with the three thousand beauties in the harem, couldn't help but recall Feng Qingli's wonderful taste of this woman. ribs.
Qin Zheng originally thought it was a hypocritical statement that was modified.
But no.
The king of Zhenbei fought with his gun for seven days and seven nights. Feng Qingli passed out and then woke up, woke up and passed out again.
Two ribs were brutally murdered.
Qin Zheng read the description of the seven days and seven nights five times.
Make sure there are no metaphors or personification.
Because of this, Feng Qingli lay on the bed for a whole month.
After lying down for a month, Feng Qingli went out again.
And met the concubine Feng Qingyue by chance.
But at the critical moment when Feng Qingli was about to die, there was a powerful mysterious man who saved the poor unfortunate woman.
Feng Qingli had long been determined to transform, so relying on the power of the mysterious man, she beat Feng Qingyue hard.
This is the beginning—
In the following six months, Feng Qingli met Feng Qingyue by chance thirteen times, and Feng Qingyue had inappropriate intentions towards Feng Qingli thirteen times.
Thirteen different powerful mysterious people appeared with precision and acted bravely. At the critical moment when Feng Qingli was about to die, the hero rescued the beauty. Retaliate.
According to the disclosure later, the list of the Thirteen Heroes of Justice and Bravery in June is
Sima Jin, the emperor of Ming dynasty.
The right minister sees it in vain.
Medical Immortal Du Mingyi.
Assassin list Yiling Ke.
Huyancha of the Xirong tribe.
……
13 people in total.
Qin Zheng felt sympathy for the concubine Feng Qingyue, who didn't care about the wind and rain and gave birth to a child every day.
The most miserable and hopeless character in the second volume of Nirvana is not Sima Tianqing, but Feng Qingyue.
Qin Zheng's scalp was numb, and he even forgot his situation as Sima Tianqing.
thus.
On the way to meet Feng Qingyue every day when she goes out, the heroine Feng Qingli gets to know all over the world the most handsome and handsome young heroes.
Until one day, Feng Qingli sneaked back home as usual.
But he was caught by King Zhenbei.
King Zhenbei was furious immediately.
Then they dragged him back to his room and fought bloody battles for three days and three nights with guns in hand.
Yiling Ke, one of the thirteen green hats on King Zhenbei's head, saw that the woman he loved couldn't make an agreement with him, and waited for Feng Qingli for three days and three nights.
Feng Qingli was dying.
The king of Zhenbei went into battle again with a gun, and fought against the assassin list for a day and a night.
In the end, because of lack of physical strength, Ling Ke had an arm amputated and snatched the woman away.
Then opened the copy of Chasing Wife Crematorium.
Feng Qingli has been to and fro among the thirteen heroes in the world, and has traveled all over the twelve independent administrative planning areas of the country and nomadic tribes in this mainland.
And Sima Tianqing finally discovered that he had always loved Feng Qingli deeply, and couldn't stand this wonderful woman being possessed by others.
So they chased after each other and traveled around the world together.
And in the process of traveling around the world, getting lost in the forest, meeting wolves alone on the grassland, falling off a cliff on a high mountain, freezing and fainting in the snow——
Experienced all terrain dungeons on this continent.
Even when Feng Qingli feigned death and escaped, he believed it was true, and jumped into the sea holding Feng Qingli's ashes.
He attempted to commit suicide by jumping into the sea. In a remote fishing village, the king of Zhenbei was heartbroken and went mad. He ate the ashes of "Feng Qingli" and went back to jump into the sea.
Of course the ashes were eaten.
But not dead.
Because I haven't caught up with Feng Qingli yet.
And the vicious concubine Feng Qingyue also suffered retribution.
Sima Jin charged into the prostitute camp.
Traveling around the world together, passers-by from twelve countries and tribes took turns to fight.
Qin Zheng was suffocated.
This bad book could almost be renamed "Three People's Wandering Tales" or "Mainland Terrain Travel Notes".
The length of 1643997 words will only be enough to describe the tragic love story of Sima Tianqing traveling around the world chasing Feng Qingli and Feng Qingli giving Sima Tianqing thirteen green hats according to the terrain features.
The ending has extra extras, but less than [-] words.
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Du Mingyi, the thirteen green hat doctor, healed Zhenbei King's arm and Zhenbei King's insane mind for love.
Feng Qingli thought of Sima Tianqing's perseverance and the throbbing that had occurred in the previous life, and chose to be with Zhenbei King Sima Tianqing.
But in this life, King Zhenbei saw his heart clearly, gave up rebellion, gave up military power, and became an idle prince in peace, getting up every day to have a chat with Feng Qingli, lunch and dinner. Hair, let's sleep.
happy.
Qin Zheng wanted to delete this broken book.
'I'm not done. '
03 "As soon as possible, please."
Qin Zheng stared at the calm lake and said sincerely, "Send me back, I'm quitting, you send me there repeatedly, I am willing to be trapped in those 10 minutes for the rest of my life." '
03 silence.
a long time.
Then "sorry to inform you that the request to reset the time submitted was rejected due to irresistible external force, and currently you cannot return to the time of this book."
Qin Zheng'... What do you mean? '
03 "You need to continue to complete the tasks you have not completed in the current time period."
Qin Zheng's temples twitched, and he didn't want to accept the reality, "I... what task do I have now?" '
03 "The spoiled phoenix leaves two ribs."
'...'
The two broken ribs seemed to have been inserted into Qin Zheng's throat, making him choked so hard that he couldn't breathe.
After a long delay, Qin Zheng seriously asked, "I don't want to spoil her, I want to break your two ribs, is that okay?"I promise with my head that if you spoil you, you can break whatever you want. '
03 Unmoved "Please complete the task as soon as possible."
'...'
Feng Qing sat withered all night.
When she drank the poisonous wine to the point of pain, and died together with the unborn child, Feng Qingli thought that her heart also died together, leaving only a desolate silence.
She is hopeless.
But who would have expected that God took pity on her and brought her back from the dead, returning to the day when the nightmare started in her previous life!
The nails painted with Kodan dug into the palm of her hand fiercely, and the shocking blood was left behind, which dyed her fingertips even redder, ready to burn like a flame.
Burn her into ashes, leaving only the hatred in my heart, the hatred as thick and black as midnight!
Feng Qingli lifted up the hijab suddenly, and threw it on the ground viciously, as if abandoning the weak self in the past.
The face of the country and the city revealed a smile that was as beautiful as a poppy, but full of poison.
Her red lips moved slightly, and said softly
"Feng Qingyue, Sima Tianqing...everyone who owes me, harms me, deceives me, abandons me, I will get back everything!"
Feng Qingli flicked her long sleeves, and the luxurious embroidered Danzhu wedding dress flew up with the wind.
The candles in the house were extinguished.
As in the previous life, that man will not come.
In her previous life, she stayed in the vacant room overnight, and after word got out, she became the laughing stock of the entire capital.
Everyone knows that Miss Feng Er is weak and can be bullied. As the princess, King Zhenbei doesn't even step into her courtyard——
So from now on, anyone who is a dog or a chicken can step on her face!
Feng Qingli showed a mocking smile
I will never repeat the same mistakes in this life.
My "good husband", I will definitely, yes, yes, repay, answer, you! ! !
"Squeak"——
The door opened.
Feng Qingli was subconsciously shuddered with fright, and the sarcasm still froze on her face.
She quickly lowered her head and sat back on the bed——
It was too late to pick up the hijab on the ground!
Feng Qingli clenched her hands tightly, feeling terrified in her heart.
who? !
Who has entered the door in this life? !
No, if it wasn't for King Zhenbei, she would have to take the initiative, otherwise, if word got out that Princess Zhenbei would meet someone else in her bridal chamber, the consequences would be disastrous! !
Feng Qing turned away, pulled out a golden hairpin and rushed out as if dying
"Ah!!! God damn disciple, this princess will fight with you!"
Qin Zheng spent a long time wandering around the palace, he really didn't want to come to find the heroine.
It wasn't until Qin Zhengyue felt that Feng Qingli had either fallen asleep or gone out at this point that Qin Zheng hurried over.
but.
Qin Zheng didn't expect that as soon as he pushed the door, a woman in red with disheveled hair and vague makeup rushed towards him screaming "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" .
Qin Zheng turned pale in shock, and quickly moved to the side——
Sima Tianqing's physical fitness is much better than that of Situ Changting, and even with Qin Zheng, his hands and feet are not weak.
The red-clothed ghost flew into the air, tripping over the threshold of the house door.
"Boom-"
Li Gui's forehead landed on the ground, his left and right feet were crossed, like a wheel that couldn't control himself in the strong wind, rolling straight forward.
Then it slammed into the bluestone pillar with the relief of the four-clawed python outside the house.
"what!!!!"
A piercing scream was the last sound of the red-clothed ghost.
Qin Zheng was dumbfounded.
"Ding! The detection has been completed. The plot point of the bridal chamber night pet, Duan Feng, has two ribs!"
'...'
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