Accidentally bent the hero [Transmigration Book]

Zhong Xue put the little puppet back into her arms and looked for it in the direction the vegetable farmer pointed.

After running a hundred steps, just turning a corner, I saw a wall of people.

The people who watched the excitement surrounded the three floors inside and three floors outside. They were stronger than iron buckets. They laughed while watching.

"My son, you haven't paid me yet!"

"mine."

"What's yours, it's mine! I just bought it this morning!"

"mine."

"You look decent, how can you be so unreasonable? Are you so good-looking?"

"I said, mine, no one wants to snatch it."

"Well, I'm too lazy to argue with you. If you want it, then give me the money. If you give the money, it's yours."

"..."

After the silence, the onlookers started to clamor again.

"I've touched it several times. Even if it's a small copper coin, I should have found it. Does he have any money?"

"It's so nice, why don't you bring money when you go out?"

"I don't understand, maybe it was stolen? It's not peaceful recently, and there are a lot more thieves on the street than before."

There was a lot of discussion among the people, and the stall owner couldn't stand it any longer, and asked, "Are you rich or not?"

"Yes." Liang Duan frowned, he clearly remembered that he brought money when he went out today, why did it disappear?

Zhong Xue squeezed into the crowd with difficulty, and said as she squeezed: "Let's go, let's go!"

"What are you doing? You spilled melon seeds." Someone was dissatisfied.

Zhong Xue stuffed an ingot of silver directly into the man's hand, and then squeezed in through a gap, holding up the money bag: "Here, here is the money."

Just now, after a squeeze, a trace of sweat broke out on Zhong Xue's forehead, and two rays of light from the sun shone brightly on his forehead.

Zhong Xue didn't care about wiping off her sweat, she just wanted to quickly rescue Liang Duan, since she was a prince, it was really disgraceful to make such a fuss on the street.

Zhong Xue glanced at the puppet in Liang Duan's hand, but didn't look at it carefully, took out a piece of gold leaf from the purse and handed it to the stall owner: "Enough."

The stall owner has been doing small business for so many years, and it was the first time he met someone who gave gold directly. He was a little unbelievable, so he put the gold leaf between his teeth and bit it.

Zhong Xue waved her hand and shouted at the crowd, "It's gone, don't watch, what to do."

As soon as the wall of people broke down, Zhong Xue turned her head and saw a scene that she will never forget in her life.

Liang Duan held the little puppet in his left hand, and gently stroked the white fluff embroidered on the top of the tiger's head with his right hand. He stood in front of the wooden pillar on one side of the stall, with his forehead against the pillar, his face still blushing. The joy was also mixed with self-blame that Xue didn't understand for a few minutes.

The whole person is like a child who has done something wrong, and he can't be more obedient and bully.

Zhong Xue walked up to Liang Duan and poked him on the shoulder: "Brother?"

Liang Duan hugged the stand-in puppet, turned his head and looked at Zhong Xue defensively: "Who are you, why are you so familiar?"

"..." Zhong Xue's heart was full of waves.

The stall owner put away the gold leaves, and when he heard Liang Duan's words, he paused and said, "You two don't know each other?"

"Shut up!" Zhong Xue yelled at the stall owner, his temper was not very good, but he was too lazy to express it, but Liang Duan's sentence "who are you" successfully angered him, this person wants to die... …

Zhong Xue pushed her hair back, revealing her entire face: "Gou Liang Duan, take a good look, who am I?"

"You deserve to learn from him too?" Liang Duan gave him a contemptuous look.

What the hell?Zhong Xue's eyes widened: "Who did I learn from?"

Liang Duan took a big step back, pulled out the folding fan at his waist, and pointed at Zhong Xue: "Don't get so close to me, he will get angry if he smells of you."

Zhong Xue had her left hand on her hip, and her right hand was gnawing at her fingernails. This guy must be crazy!

Liang Duan gave him a warning look: "Don't follow me, or I'll kill you."

After finishing the harsh words, Liang Duan hugged the stand-in puppet and turned away, walking lightly.

Seeing his erratic pace, Zhong Xue felt regretful - he shouldn't be allowed to drink.In the original book, it was said that Liang Duan's drinking capacity was average, but now this is average, it's obviously very bad!

Not only the alcohol capacity is poor, but the wine quality is also poor.

Not only did Liang Duan's steps flutter, but so did his eyes. He didn't see such a big ditch in front of him. He stepped into it. Zhong Xue subconsciously stretched out his hand to pull it. on the haystack.

Liang Duan happened to hit him.

The two went up and down, body to body, face to face, which was a good posture for kissing.

The stall owner took a deep breath, quickly covered his eyes, and sighed, "It's broad daylight."

The man watching the haystack saw such a scene when he came back from the hut, and he couldn't find Bei for a moment: "What are you two doing?"

The people who had been dispersed by Zhong Xue gathered together again in an instant, each of them showed surprise, and some whispered that it was very exciting.

Although Zhong Xue is not too shameless in daily life, he can't be so embarrassed. Just as he was about to ask Liang Duan to leave, Liang Duan spoke first.

Just now, when he fell, there was a lot of movement. The genuine little tiger puppet that was originally hidden in the skirt fell out. Liang Duan held the genuine one, and looked at the little stand-in that he had just stroked and stroked as a treasure: "two?"

Zhong Xue really wanted to blow this man's head off, so he squinted at the little stand-in: "That's fake, mine is the real one, I stole it from your arms when I was drinking just now, including the purse I took it away, but I was surprised, you will go crazy when you are drunk, what are you doing with this thing? You also said that this is your little baby, I will forget it if it is disgusting."

Liang Duan didn't seem to understand what Zhong Xue said, or he only listened to half of what Zhong Xue said. He said to Zhong Xue with hatred on his face: "So you stole it, and you dare to steal what he gave me... very good .”

Zhong Xue was stunned when he heard that, he probably knew that the "he" in Liang Duan's words was referring to himself, although he was very curious why Liang Duan liked this little tiger puppet, he clearly hated it in every possible way when he bought it, But it seems that now is not the time to ask these questions, he said: "You, what do you want to do?"

"Kill you." Liang Duan said decisively, but those eyes that were half-drunk couldn't condense his old murderous aura, and his hands didn't obey him. He obviously wanted to reach out and pinch Zhong Xue, a thief. The one on the neck, just when it was about to touch his neck, suddenly diverted to the ear by a strange coincidence, and helped him tuck away the scattered hair on his sideburns.

It seemed that he was really drunk. Liang Duan was a little bit unwilling and blamed himself. Why did he get drunk?

He is usually determined not to get drunk, because when he is drunk, he will look forward and backward, when he is drunk, he will think of those past events, when he is drunk, he can't be ruthless, and when he is drunk, he can't be so ruthless, except when he was 13 years old. Tan was drunk and cried all night in the hot spring on the outskirts of the city, and after he was exhausted and almost drowned in the spring, he never got drunk again, and he didn't drink often unless he had to.

In the end, Liang Duan was still unable to kill, and even wanted to hug Zhong Xue, a thief who stole his beloved?How is it possible!

Liang Duan frowned, and pushed Zhong Xue a little bit, looking very fierce, but don't strike too lightly, he didn't know why he was reluctant.

Liang Duan grabbed the genuine little tiger puppet, stood up, and glared at Zhong Xue resentfully: "Stay away from me."

He smelled like a wild man, and his little concubine would be angry if she smelled it, so he had to go back and take a shower.

Zhong Xue was afraid that Liang Duan would go to other places to be a demon, so she quickly stood up from the haystack and chased after him while picking the straw stuck to her hair: "Liang Duan! Why don't you stop!"

How could Liang Duan stop? Not only did he not stop, but he ran even faster. When Zhong Xue followed him back to the village, he was already taking a shower in the bathroom.

"Bath? Why take a bath in broad daylight?!" Zhong Xue stood in the yard, speechless.

The little bandit who delivered the water scratched his head, and imitated Liang Duan's words: "The prince said that he smelled like a wild man, you should wash it off quickly, lest you get angry if you smell it."

"..." Zhong Xue was stunned for a moment, then couldn't laugh or cry, this person...why did he suddenly feel a little cute?

Zhong Xue waved her hand and let the little bandit go down first.In the courtyard where the bathroom is located, there is a flowering tree in full bloom. Zhongxue doesn’t know exactly what flower it is. It seems to be a unique tree in the local area. Squeeze a piece, the core is vermilion, the core is very long, the fragrance is light, not too strong, not too elegant, just moderate.The flowers are very full, and when the wind blows, they will slowly fall.

Zhong Xue sat under the yellow flower tree, resting her head on the trunk and quietly waiting for Liang Duan to come out of the shower.

Just now after chasing Liang Duan all the way, the inexplicable drowsiness lurking in his body swept over again, waiting and waiting, his eyes closed involuntarily.

Sunlight passed through the crown of the yellow flower tree, leaking waterfalls of light with the fragrance of flowers, falling on the ground, on Zhongxue Zhongxue, and on his face, when the breeze blew, a yellow flower with red stamen fluttered and landed on the bell. Snow on the back of the hand.

Liang Duan walked up to him, brushed off the yellow flower, carefully picked up Zhong Xue horizontally, and carried him back to the room.

But... this man was only half sober, but he could recognize Zhong Xue as his concubine, not a wild man.

After setting up Zhong Xue, Liang Duan went to the remote side of the village and entered the yard.

Erdang's family was just passing by, and was dragged by Liang Duan to be a helper without understanding anything.

There were three women living in the yard, the women that the elders of Nanjiang had found for Liang Duan. One day, he passed by the gate of this yard, and happened to meet a woman going out. Sticking to the body is the kind that lasts forever.

When the woman saw Liang Duan, she imitated the seductive methods taught to her by the elders of Nanjiang, pretended to have a sprained ankle, and fell towards Liang Duan at once.

Who hasn't seen Liang Duan?He saw through her thoughts at a glance, and staggered away on the spot. The woman was empty, but her hands grabbed Liang Duan's clothes, and she rubbed her body up.

That kind of aroma is really disgusting and stubborn. After being rubbed for a while, I can still smell it faintly after taking a shower twice.

Zhong Xue has a good nose, and he smelled it immediately when Liang Duan went back to sleep at night. He asked, "Why do you smell so strange? It's a little different from usual."

Liang Duan quickly explained, and finally Zhong Xue said to him angrily: "I don't like the smell of other people on you, not any smell, not for any reason."

Liang Duan engraved this sentence in his heart and engraved it into his blood.

You can't have the smell of a woman, let alone the smell of a wild man. Once it is contaminated, his little concubine will be angry!

Zhong Xue didn't know that when she was in love, she acted coquettishly casually, and let her personality go, Liang Duan was stuck in a corner and couldn't get out, she really died unjustly.

The second master looked at the three beauties who were tied up at one end of the room, and then at Liang Duan who was sitting far away at the other end, a little confused: "My lord, why are you sitting so far away?"

"It smells." Liang Duan covered his nose and fanned the fan back and forth in front of him.

Er Dangjia let out a cry, and took two steps towards Liang Duan: "What's the smell?"

Liang Duan immediately pointed his fan at him: "You also stay away from me."

Er Dangjia pointed at himself blankly: "Me?"

Liang Duan covered his nose with a fan: "You didn't take a shower yesterday, and there is also a smell. If it gets on me, Axue will make trouble again."

Second Master: "..."

On the same day, the three beautiful girls carefully selected by the elders of Nanjiang were tied up and sent back to Nanjiang by the same route.

It was the next morning that Liang Duan really sobered up. I have to say that the wine had a really strong aftertaste.

Zhong Xue kicked Liang Duan who was pretending to be dead, turned over, and supported his head with his hands: "Brother Shizi, do you think your little concubine Shizi will kill you if she finds out that you slept with me, a wild man?" ?”

As soon as Liang Duan got drunk, although he was ecstasy, he didn't stop waking up. He remembered every word and action of yesterday. He ran to buy a puppet, pressed Zhong Xue on the haystack, and said that he He was a wild man, and he packed up and sent back the new wife candidate whom the three elders had placed high hopes on...

Shame! ! !

"I'm still asleep." Liang Duan covered his face.

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