[Comprehensive] Chaoying raises the Dark Lord

Tom had no idea how he got back to Tony's house, and when he was woken by Jarvis at seven o'clock, his head was still full of hangover headaches.

"Good morning Mr. Smith, would you like to see today's headlines?"

"Headline? Where's Tony?"

"Mr. will go out after the armor is ready." Jarvis replied.

"Be more specific, you are a multi-threaded ① artificial intelligence."

"...Mr. Stark is over the U.S. border, detected as a UFO by Homeland Security, and two fighter jets are trying to shoot him down."

"What?" Tom rolled over and sat up, "How did you make such a big commotion?"

"Don't worry, Mr. Stark has the help of Colonel Rhodes, he is on his way home now, five, four, three, two, one."

There was the sound of Tony landing above Tom's head, and a short while later, Tony walked into Tom's room.

At this moment, Tom was lying on the bed in a large size, wearing only a pair of comfortable big pants, which was not what he was wearing when he went to the charity party last night. Obviously, Tony changed it for him without hesitation.

"Save the earth or enjoy flying, Mr. Stark?" Hearing the sound of Tony coming in, Tom didn't even roll his eyes, and he still maintained the original position lying down, and said, "How do you feel?"

"It's wonderful to have both." Tony sat down beside Tom's bed, "It's seven o'clock."

"Before getting up—" Tom sat up, put three pillows behind him, and leaned forward, "I want to read today's news first."

Tony's eyes flickered.

Jarvis cooperatively turned on the display screen, and what suddenly appeared was the scene of Tony and Tom dancing together.

The photo only took Tom's side face, so Tom's eyes closed because of drunkenness were not photographed at all.

In addition to Tony and Tom in the middle of the photo, there are two other women, Pepper and Christine.Pepper's face was full of anger, while Christine had a questioning expression.

The news headlines are quite exciting: a mysterious man appears next to Stark, is Pepper or Christine his biological mother?

Tom: "...Is there no lower limit for these news?"

"Turn it off, Jarvis." Tony rolled his eyes too, and muttered, "I thought they were going to report..."

"Nobody's going to think you're gay, even if you're dancing with me, sir," reminded Tom. "Cover girl for twelve months."

"That was all in the past, and now—"

"So now you're gay?" Tom answered.

Tony opened his mouth, hesitated to speak, met Tom's gaze, he paused for a moment, and replied, "I've never dated a man."

"Really? Didn't dance with other men?" Tom sat up straight with interest and moved closer.

"Otherwise, why do you think these media are so excited?"

"So," Tom licked his lips and suggested nonchalantly, "how about trying something new and dating me?"

"What... what?" Tony stuttered a little now, "What do you mean, a date?"

"Literally." Tom shrugged. "Although it didn't look like a good time (he looked down at his big pants, which were comfortable, but definitely unsightly and not suitable for confession)."

"I..." Tony seemed to have something to say, but he held back, and finally said, "Put on your clothes, and I'll take you somewhere."

He hurried out, shut the door, and Tom slowly retrieved his own clothes from the foot of the bed, saying to himself, "Why doesn't he know to ask me directly?"

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"It's a good place for a date." Tom was sitting in Tony's car, which was parked at a street intersection, and not far to the east of the intersection was an orphanage.

"I thought you were interested in this place." Tony coughed twice and asked knowingly, "Do you like children?"

"No." Tom answered honestly.

Tony scratched his hair in embarrassment: "If you don't like it, we can change the place."

"Let's go and have a look."

If this was just an ordinary orphanage, even if Tony funded it, Tom wouldn't be interested in taking a look at it.

But this orphanage, Tom is too familiar

In fact, not only familiar, he also stayed here for a few nights.

One day in 2019, Tom was "hijacked" into this world for the first time by the artificial intelligence Nagini, and became a student of Midtown High School, and Nagini gave him a forged identity as an orphan who grew up in an orphanage. , is this orphanage.

Not long after, the orphanage caught fire. Tom also investigated the cause of the fire, and later found that it was related to the orphanage's nun Jenny.

Jenny had a dispute with her friend who had an alien weapon, snatched the weapon and bombarded her friend's shop. Unfortunately, the reflected energy beam hit the orphanage, causing a fire.

After the fire, Jenny hid in the ruins of the orphanage in order to avoid the police who might investigate the truth.As for the inexplicable ragdoll cat in Tom's room, she put it there too, maybe out of apology for misunderstanding Tom, or something.

But these are not too important. It is strange that this orphanage has been funded by Stark. This kind of coincidence...

When I lived in the orphanage, the conditions were not bad, but now it seems that the orphanage is still a bit dilapidated, and the outer walls are dirty.

"I just send money regularly, and I never come to see it." Tony shrugged. "You know, even orphanages have layers of exploitative people, so it's not my fault that it looks so broken."

"Then invest more." Tom suggested sincerely, in order to make him live here more comfortably in the future.

Standing outside the courtyard of the orphanage, Tom saw a little girl in her teens sitting on a swing, and she could tell that it was Jenny with a childish face.

It turned out that Jenny also grew up in this orphanage.

Tom shook his head, and before Tony walked in, he said with little interest: "Let's go, if they see you coming here, it's going to be another headline."

"So... where are we going now?"

"I thought you were someone more familiar with dating." Tom raised an eyebrow at him.

Tony was silent for a moment, and looked away in embarrassment: "Usually at this point, it's time to go straight to bed."

Tom: "..."

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"Do you really know how to sleep with a man?"

At this moment, the situation in Tony's bedroom is a bit weird.

Tom and Tony sat facing each other on the kingsize bed, with their legs crossed and serious expressions on their faces. Those who didn't know it thought they were doing some evil and illegal transactions.

Tony held up one palm, and raised the phone with the other hand, indicating "I'm checking."

Tom leaned over, resting his chin on Tony's shoulder, and asked, "How's it going?"

Tony glanced over. Tom was only wearing a shirt, and the top two buttons were unbuttoned. From this angle, he could see the half-covered collarbone and muscle lines under the clothes.Tony felt a little parched, he swallowed, and stammered, "I think we can start directly from practice."