[Comprehensive] Chaoying raises the Dark Lord

Tom turned on the video camera Peter left him, pressed the shutter, and started recording.

"Uh, hi, this is Peter's video diary. I'm Tom Riddle. When Peter goes to fight, I'll help him complete the video and commentary."

Happy was drinking gin and almost sprayed the whole thing on the table.

Tom looked over with subtle dislike, and moved his buttocks to sit a little further away from Happy.

"Why do you even want to shoot this? Didn't you say that the video cannot be passed on?" Happy asked the child who made him worry.

"I know." Tom subconsciously wanted to shrug his shoulders, but considering the stability of the shooting, he just nodded, "We won't spread the word, didn't Peter say that too?"

Choked on rudely by Tom, Happy glared at him and fell silent.

Tom continued to record his own.

"Now there are a few men in this open space, dressed in strange shapes, one of them is wearing a golden red... a battle armor made to look like a human muscle, I guess he doesn't have much muscle, so that's why, oh, he With the visor off, it's Tony Stoker."

Happy: "...it's Tony Stark."

"I'm sorry, Tony Stark, Mr. Stark." Tom changed his words without changing his expression, "Mr. Stark is opposite a tall man in a blue and white tights, a little far away, let me move closer Click to have a look..."

Tony's hovering body seemed to wobble.

Happy silently supported his forehead.

"Oh, this man seems to be quite handsome, with very beautiful eyes." Tom stared at the man's chest calmly and judged for a while, "He and Mr. Stark have been talking, and it feels like they are... arguing?"

"That's Captain America." Happy couldn't help but said, "You don't know the Avengers?"

"I don't care about that, I only care about studying." Tom said politely, "Can you please stop listening to me?"

Happy: "..."

Fortunately, he thought this kid was more obedient than Peter, but he didn't expect to be a more difficult prick than Peter!

Tony, who was "arguing" with Captain America Steve, suddenly showed a distorted, constipated expression.

Steve tilted his head in confusion: "Are you... uncomfortable?"

"We're talking about business." Tony said sternly, putting his hands next to his mouth as a megaphone, "Baby in pajamas!"

Peter appeared on the stage in response, flipped back and used the spider silk to capture Steve's shield, landed handsomely on a car in a Spiderman's signature landing posture, slowly raised his head, and the white spider uniform lens shrank slightly.

Tom's high-pitched dubbing voice resounded through the restaurant: "Spider-Man is here! He's so handsome! He really deserves to be my little brother!"

"After a long time in ink, they finally started fighting! Except for Peter and Mr. Stark, and the Captain America that Happy just introduced to me, I don't know anyone here, but they are all very strange. There are two The people who made the armor into a muscular shape, I'm really curious about their figures; Captain America seems to be able to fight, Mr. Stark is very against him; there are two women with good figures, fortunately they didn't fight each other Hair, I've seen girls fight like this when I was in school, completely using Muggle tricks, it's a shame, these two women are really ruthless... Wow, that ginger-haired woman killed a car on the parking lot Hit Mr. Stark! Is he all right?"

Happy rushed to the glass, staring at the pile of cars and the Iron Man who seemed to be immobilized under the cars, showing displeasure.

"If you send out the Mark family Tony, you don't need to work so hard. I don't know what he is thinking..."

"You mean Mr. Stark can easily win?" Tom asked curiously.

"Of course." Happy said confidently.

"Oh, Mr. Stark flew up from under the car, he flew very fast, looked very angry, and he rushed to Captain America! Oh-Captain America hit him on the head with a shield, Stark Mister flew upside down, Captain America looked like he wanted to fix it, Peter appeared! He wrapped Captain America in a spider web! Well done! Peter!"

"Although I can't see Peter's mouth, I can guess that he must be beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping. He always talks a lot. As for why I know that he will continue to talk in such a dangerous situation. , because everyone who fought with him seemed to have a bad expression."

"That Captain America bullied him! How shameless! Peter is just a kid! Captain America can crush him to death with just his chest! He even took a big piece - anything that looks heavy, heavy, heavy It hit Peter! It's really shameless!"

Happy couldn't help interrupting: "You may be the first person in the world to say that Captain America is shameless, but he is the most upright person in the United States. Everyone calls him America's Sweetheart."

"Really? Then I'm live broadcasting America's Sweethearts beating underage children." Tom squinted at Happy and continued, "But how could our Peter be defeated so easily, he is Peter Spider who can't be killed, even if you Stomp on him, and a bunch of little spiders will emerge from his body to complete his mission—”

Happy: "..."

Happy changed a window. Although the field of view was not as good as that of Tom's station, he could barely see the battle situation.

"Wow! A giant appeared here! It's about the same height as our troll! But his head is not that small, he looks a little intelligent, and he wears a strange uniform. I would say that his uniform is the ugliest here. "

"The flying, red-faced man curled up into a ball and hit the troll. The troll was almost knocked down. Is the troll too weak or the red man too strong? But he curled up into a ball It looks pretty cute..."

Tony's figure in the air staggered again, and was almost hit by Hawkeye's arrow.

"There is another one who keeps shooting arrows. I don't understand. The man in a cat uniform is only 20 meters away from him. He still shoots arrows. He was caught by someone. He is an archer who doesn't know that arrows are long-range weapons. ?”

Happy kind of wanted to plug his ears.

Why are these two people more talkative than the other?

Is it too late for him to resign now?

"Wow, a plane took off suddenly, and Mr. Stark chased after it-but the other armor was left on the ground, maybe because Mr. Stark's armor is more sloppy? I don't know why, I always I don't think he's flying fast enough, Mr. Stark? Is he all right?"

Just as Tom was talking nonsense, Tony's clearly audible voice suddenly came from a corner of the restaurant, which sounded like gnashing of teeth.

"Thank you for your concern, I'm fine."

"What thefuck!" Tom took two steps back in shock, "Who's talking?"

Tony, who was chasing the Quinjet fighter in the camera screen, slowed down and slowly returned to the ground: "It's me, Tony Stoke."

Tom: "...can you hear me?"

"Live broadcast by Jarvis."

Tom was speechless, and Tony's voice brought a little joy: "Nice real-time battle explanation, Tom."