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At the embarrassing moment of being stared at by two people at the same time, Qi Mu made what he felt was the most sensible choice in his life.

He used his teleportation ability to escape.

With a dark face, he cried and pissed all over him, and he went to the Uchiha tribe to spend the night in the small door where he was still struggling.

When he arrived, the Uchiha brothers were having dinner happily.

On the dining table are wooden fish rice balls, tomatoes and a plate of three-color meatballs.

Saiki's appearance interrupted the two brothers' happy dinner and enjoying the delicious food. He threw the small box to Sasuke Uchiha, and asked as calmly as possible: [Help me deal with it. 】

Then, without looking at the expressions of the two Uchihas, he walked into the room where Sasuke Uchiha's shell was used.

He wants to change!Clothes!Clothes!

Itachi Uchiha: ...

Sasuke Uchiha:……

Why did the ancestor of their family go crazy again? Where did he bring a child back? !

"Nissan..." Sasuke put down the half-eaten wooden fish rice ball, and looked at Itachi asking for advice.

Itachi looked at the tempting three-color balls on the plate, and sighed softly.

"Look at the situation first." He analyzed the situation and said calmly, "Give me the child."

Sasuke threw the dirty little white hair to Uchiha Itachi with a little disgust, and picked up a tissue to wipe his hands.

I don't know what's on this child's body, it's sticky and sticky, and it smells weird!

And for some reason, he didn't like this little white-haired baby instinctively.

In a room not far away, Qi Mu pushed his glasses in the corner and smiled bewilderedly.

What can a baby's urine smell like?

As for not having a good impression... this is probably the Uchiha Senshou Law that has not been cracked for thousands of years.

Baby, did you make it? You just hugged the second generation of Hokage, is it exciting?

Uchiha Itachi is different from the bewildered Minato Naruto father and son. He has taken care of little Sasuke and has a lot of experience.

In less than 10 minutes, he took the small door to the bathroom to clean it, dried it carefully, wrapped him in a small clean white cloth, and carried him out again.

Sasuke handed him a cup of warm milk.

Uchiha Itachi was feeding, and he drank several sips in a "gudong gudong" between the small doors, until half a cup of milk went down, then turned his head and refused to drink.

Qi Mu had been peeping secretly for a long time, and finally got the full score of this wave of taking care of babies.

He walked over, took the small door from Uchiha Itachi's arms naturally, nodded his hair and said from the bottom of his heart: 【Thank you. 】

After thinking about it, he added: 【Good night. 】

Then he went back to the room without looking back, leaving behind the two Uchihas whose facial expressions disappeared.

Itachi and Sasuke: ...So the ancestor's brain is really broken, when did he become so talkative?

Thank you also, good night, emmm shivering.

Qi Mu placed the small door on the left side of the bed, covered him with a corner quilt, and made sure that he would not be crushed, so he breathed a sigh of relief and lay down on the bed.

Tired, the devil wants to raise a son!

Because of his exhaustion, he quickly fell asleep and slept until almost noon the next day before waking up.

Waking up to the merciless ridicule of fans:

"Hahahahahaha boss, I didn't expect your sleeping posture to be so cute!"

"Hhh, even if it's serious, it's cute."

"So you're not going to tell the boss what happened?"

There was a moment of silence in the live broadcast room, and then burst into laughter. Everyone looked at the little fan in front of him like a fool:

"You don't need to tell, the boss is a person with superpowers, you don't know anything about power!"

"Hush --- don't make a sound, I probably already know."

Looking at Qi Mu who was lost in thought and grief, everyone stopped talking unexpectedly and stopped talking, and sat happily waiting to watch the show.

Qi Mu: ...he wants to die.

That's right, in the early morning he missed, the fourth shocking news about Uchiha quickly swept through the entire Konoha Ninja Village with the momentum of a single spark.

This incident even became the best topic of conversation for all the Konoha villagers after dinner.

In the previous three incidents, the first incident was Uchiha Itachi's genocide incident, and the second incident was Uchiha Sasuke's eye-opening incident after a serious injury.

The third thing is Uchiha Sasuke's defection.

What?You want to know why he defected?Oh, that's not easy.

In an accidental fire, the shop specializing in the three-color balls caught fire, which almost caused continuous disasters. An ordinary villager who was not a ninja was almost burned.

The Konoha executives immediately decided to temporarily close all the catering businesses in the village.

This dealt a heavy blow to Sasuke, who vowed to spread ramen shops all over the world.

Sasuke decided that he would go to other villages to seek better opportunities.

Of course, he came back with his brother soon after. He heard from Sasuke, a good boy in the village, that Yile's ramen is so good that other villages can't compare it.

So he decided to start from the village where he was born and raise him, and make Muye Village brand ramen!

Qi Mu: ... baby, you are also very sick, it is he who hurt you.

Anyway, that's the third thing.

The fourth thing that caused a huge uproar was the sudden change in Uchiha Madara's painting style, not only surrendering, but also raising the son of his deadly rival.

"Hey, that's such a good father," an aunt who knew the matter gave a clue, "Don't mention it, I've never seen someone who cares so much about his son!"

The aunt said seriously: "I will call for him."

Qi Mu: When did this happen? He treated his son well, why didn't he know?

And auntie, do you really know what it means to call? !

Aunt and wife, a certain uncle who is said to have seen through the inside story provided information: "Tsk tsk tsk, young people nowadays, the world is getting worse~"

It has aroused the free reverie of countless ordinary villagers.

Qi Mu was silent.

In the end, it was Hashirama that caused serious problems and became the last straw that broke the camel's back.

When someone asked the first Hokage, known as the "God of Ninja", with absolute 100% credibility, about this question, Senjujuma showed a gentle and hearty leader smile without hesitation.

"The child's name is Uchiha Tobima," he gave a thumbs-up, and answered naturally, "It's Tobima, that's right!"

Suddenly everyone was stunned.

What, what, Uchiha's door? !It's still true...

When Qianshou Zhujian walked away, those who surrounded him some regained consciousness, but they were still in a trance.

They picked up the pens in their hands, their minds were spinning rapidly, and they were unreasonably sober: This is big news! !

The above is the whole process of the gossip scene in Konoha Ninja Village in the morning, and it is also the chief culprit that caused Qi Mu to die at this moment.

He glanced at the small room that was deeply asleep, and quietly withdrew his gaze.

Up to now, he has to raise him, and he has to raise him if he doesn't. After a group of fake fans, he successfully got a fake son.

What should I do if I don't raise it? People have become like this. No one will believe what he said. Who will help him raise it?

Is it possible that he is going to sell in the streets and alleys, shouting "Let's find out about the white-headed cute baby", and then walk around every piece of land in Konoha Ninja Village with the lonely image of a miserable old father?

Oh, in a dream, he won't even call him his father.

Fans tentatively said:

"Boss, can I ask a question weakly?"

Qi Mu agreed blankly: [Say. 】

"Then I asked emmm, what are you doing for the coffee jelly?"

Qi Mu: 【…】

"Pfft, this show is very sharp."

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha brother, you can do it, your question is tricky, very good!"

The fan who praised 666 wildly by everyone was a little proud, waved his hand calmly and said: "Everyone sit down, sit down, it's just a routine operation."

Qi Mu resolutely refused: [Shut up, quit. 】Routine operation of your head!

Then he ushered in the lunch benefits of the entire live broadcast room, which was almost maxed out coffee jelly.

Thousands of jellies piled up, piled up in layers like Tetris, and piled up limply in the live broadcast room. The entire screen was filled with the color of jelly and exuded a strong sweet fragrance.

Qi Mu: ...Oh, he kind of wants to chew on the broken screen.

During the beautiful nap time, the villagers of Konoha came out to activities in twos and threes, and the ninjas also stopped the task at hand, and everyone's biological clock seemed to be disrupted.

There is no other reason.

They actually saw Uchiha Madara with an indifferent face, walking steadily on the street with his baby in his arms!

Uchiha Madara is still inexplicably a little...unloved?

Has this world finally taken a pill? Every day is so exciting, full of gossip, and extremely happy.

The warm-hearted aunt who provided the news in the morning stepped forward very enthusiastically, and asked Qi Mu with a smile without feeling any pressure: "Are you out to take care of the child again?"

Saiki: Huh?again? ? ?

Aunt, you can't be a master of drama, right? If your whole body is full of drama, don't add drama to him.

Does he know you?

People who eat melons: again?Hiss—tsk tsk tsk.

Everyone gasped and reacted for a long time before they could barely recover. This means that Uchiha Madara did not take less children before?

Saiki: What are you thinking? If he hadn't taken over the cover, and there is still a ninja war at the moment, how can you gossip about Madara Uchiha in such a harmonious way?

He pushed his glasses, looked at the kind-hearted aunt, and at the cheerfully bubbling Xiaofei held in his arms, and took a deep breath.

Fans encouraged him:

"Boss, hurry up and say, Big Brother, come on!"

"Hhh, you can do it! Believe in yourself!"

"Hahahahaha look at Qishen's face hahahaha!"

Qi Mu tried his best to ignore the noisy and noisy live broadcast room, looked directly at the aunt, stared at the aunt's eyes with his 12 sincere eyes, and said: [The white-headed cute baby understands. 】

The air froze for an instant.

The expressions of the aunt and the melon-eaters behind her also froze, and at the same time, it was deeply imprinted in Qi Mu's mind, and it hurt his heart.

Oh QAQ is so heartbreaking.

"Pfft hahaha Qi God really did it hahaha."

"Brothers! Brush up, let's go!"

The appearance of mountains of coffee jelly slightly relieved his sadness at this moment.

He thought that his fame would be ruined here, until the air started to flow and became warmer.

Mommy smiled at him.

Saiki:?shivering JPG.

The aunt beckoned casually.

Qi Mu had an inexplicable bad premonition in his heart. He activated his telepathy, but he heard nothing. The aunt in front of him obviously thought of nothing but smiling.

The next second, he was severely slapped in the face again.

A group of aunts who didn't know where they were staying, rushed out faster than ninjas, and quickly flocked to him and gathered in a circle.

Qi Mu under siege: Meow meow?

The people in the live broadcast room had already anticipated what was about to happen, and they all covered their faces and couldn't bear to look directly.

Sure enough, the aunts completely ignored Qi Mu, who had a bright face, and watched the small door in his arms, pinching his little fleshy hands, and couldn't stop praising: "This child is so cute."

The aunt next to him responded: "Yes, he is indeed the son of the second generation of Hokage!"

After finishing speaking, he secretly glanced at Saiki's face, and then added perfunctorily: "Of course, Madara-sama took good care of him."

Saiki: ……… Oh.

Even though the biggest enemy who started the war is called Sir, he is too lazy to say anything, after all, he has surrendered, but...

Auntie, do you know that what you are pinching is the little meat claw of your respected Second Hokage?

He suddenly felt lucky for Qianshou Feijian, fortunately he has no IQ arrears and no memory, otherwise he would have cried to death under the clutches of these aunts right now.

Saiki was desperate, and noticed Hatake Kakashi approaching not far away with sharp eyes.

Kakashi held a plastic bag in his left hand, which contained a lunch box. Saiki saw with his perspective ability that there was a delicious saury in the lunch box.

Kakashi raised his head and met his gaze.

Qi Mu swears that he has never expected to meet this person so much, and the fate is really wonderful.

Come and save him! ! !

Hatake Kakashi stopped in his tracks as if he had heard his inner voice.

Saiki: Huh?Keep going bro!

He waited anxiously, and saw Kakashi Hatake take two or three steps back as if nothing had happened, and returned the same way without turning his head.

Qi Mu: ... He misjudged the person.

Hatake Kakashi, are you a devil?

"Puff hahahaha how many times have I puffed this day?"

"I don't know hhh I just laughed and cried!"

"Is Qi Shen too pitiful?"

"Hmm... brush him some coffee jelly?"

"Go away!"

Saiki: Get out!Every time I want to dismiss him with coffee jelly, what kind of person is he, so superficial, is he shameless?

Fans: Everyone in the world does not know that coffee jelly is your favorite.

Just a cup of coffee jelly, Qishen allows you to take it home!