You are not joking

The purple spring locks up the haze, and the jade carvings with red patterns fall into the flying flowers.

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince overturned the alchemy furnace of the Taishang Laojun in the early years, and the fire almost burned the entire Tushita Palace. The angry Laojun scolded the Emperor for three days and three nights in the Yunxiao Palace. Showing Laojun the furnace, Laojun was so frightened that he hurried away;

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince ran to the West Paradise, took advantage of the Tathagata Buddha taking a nap, and plucked half of the feathers of the Buddha's mount, the Roc. The Roc was furious, clutching its featherless half wing, and recited Buddhist scriptures to the immortals in the Yunxiao Temple. The Heavenly Emperor had no choice but to arrest the Prince His Highness listened to the Buddhist scriptures for a month in the uterus;

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince ran to Huaguo Mountain with a bunch of snacks in his arms, clamoring to watch the monkey show, but the new monkey king naturally ignored him, the prince was also stubborn, he would come to harass him every day if he couldn’t watch the monkey show, and angrily fought against the Buddha who came back from Xitian to catch him just a beating;

His Royal Highness...

Under the carved jade pillar outside the Crown Prince's uterus, people often talked about the glorious deeds of His Highness the Crown Prince.

If the 200-year-old Crown Prince heard this, he would probably say, "This is what the Crown Prince did [-] years ago."

However, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is already a thousand years old, and when he hears the things mentioned by these people, he will just walk by without stopping, as if he did not do these things before.

Then someone asked, why the prince is already a thousand years old, and the gossip fairies don't talk about the deeds of the prince in the past 500 years?

Speaking of this, many great immortals sighed. When His Royal Highness was [-] years old, the Queen of Heaven returned to Chaos. Since then, His Royal Highness has been practicing and going out all year round, and there is no one by her side. Naturally, there are not so many things happening What they said became a topic of conversation, but whether the Emperor of Heaven would marry the Queen of Heaven again aroused their curiosity.

His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven, who was talked about by these leisurely immortals, is still reviewing papers.The name of the Emperor of Heaven is Zhuohua, he is born of two ancient gods, dragon and phoenix, and his real body is a golden dragon.

The Emperor of Heaven glanced at the folded papers piled up into a hill, and asked the fairy official next to him, "Where is the crown prince?"

Yan He replied respectfully: "Yesterday, the prince seems to have gone to the mortal world." Not to mention today, but the prince has not come back yet.

The Emperor of Heaven was not angry, but only ordered: "Tomorrow is the fairy family's peach feast, go and call the prince back."

The words agreed, and they withdrew.

This prince, whom the Heavenly Emperor sent people to look for, is currently teaching a huge evil wolf in a deep mountain in the mortal world.

She is dressed in white, her hair is tied with a jade crown, and her pair of red phoenix eyes seem to be full of love. Because of her unparalleled face and identity, she cannot be desecrated.

"Eat this, and I'll let you go." The prince held a snow-white pill, threatening and luring the wolf in front of him.

The wolf was unwilling, and roared at him from time to time, and couldn't break free from the shackles of the guy in white clothes like a fairy but black with a completely human face and animal heart in front of him, so he could only walk closer and eat the elixir.

His Royal Highness let go of it as he said.

Without restraint, Hei Lang disappeared in a blink of an eye.His Highness the Crown Prince, who was left to laugh and laugh, sighed: "What a heartless beast."

Yan He saw this scene when he came from a distance. The elixir was refined by Laojun. After eating it, it can purify the turbidity in the body and cultivate the elixir. If the wolf gets it, it must be transformed into a magic form in less than a hundred years. No wonder the prince His Highness scolded him for being heartless.

"His Royal Highness." Words and salutes, shouted.

A wolf just ran away here, and another fairy official was sent here. His Royal Highness turned around and looked at the visitor with those red phoenix eyes.

"It's peace, what does the emperor want me for?" His Royal Highness the Crown Prince recognized the person and asked.

"Prince, tomorrow is the Peach Banquet, His Majesty asked the minister to find you back." Yan said peacefully.

After Yan He said this, he also remembered this matter.The flat peach feast is said to be a banquet where immortals gather to talk about the world, but in fact it is a banquet in which the heavens distribute cultivation bases according to the merits of the immortals. One peach in the heavens can increase the cultivation base for hundreds of years.

In the past, the Peach Banquet, according to the rules, was organized by the Queen of Heaven, but the Queen of Heaven died 600 years ago, and the Peach Banquet was suspected to be postponed, so the immortals asked the Emperor of Heaven to set up the Queen of Heaven again, but the Emperor of Heaven refused, and His Royal Highness the Prince was there In the peach orchard, one of the most pleasing peaches was ordered to become a spirit, and she was asked to be in charge of the peach banquet from now on. The emperor of heaven did not object, and the matter was settled like that.

"It's boring to listen to those gods bragging at this banquet every 100 years. What's special about this year?" His Royal Highness the Crown Prince walked in front and asked Yan He who was following behind.

Yan He also felt that the Peach Banquet was boring, but he didn't go along with His Highness the Crown Prince. After thinking about it, he said: "There is a god who will come."

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince who was walking ahead stopped, and Yan He also stopped.

"Oh? Divine Lord? But the unknown Divine Lord Qi Li?" Dan Feng's eyes showed great interest in His Royal Highness the Crown Prince.

Yanhe nodded and said yes.

The prince curled his lips into a smile, and his brows and eyes were extremely soft.

"The prince should take a good look at it."

In the heavenly world, those with high and low cultivation bases are all true monarchs and Yuanjun, and those with senior generations are also called Laojun, but when it comes to gods, there is only one, that is, Huofeng Qili, who was born with the emperor of heaven, in terms of seniority , the prince had to call him uncle.

It's just that this god is not in the Heavenly Palace all the year round, and has lived in seclusion in the Immortal Mansion. His Highness the Crown Prince has never seen him since he was a child. He only heard that his uncle, Xi Jing, lives alone. He only accepted a disciple hundreds of years ago. I brought it with me to teach, I don't know if I will bring it with me tomorrow.

On the second day, to the south of Tiangong, in the Pantao Garden.

The flat peach fairy who was enlightened by the prince was welcoming the guests, with eyebrows bent and a smile on the corner of her mouth, she couldn't be more polite.

His Royal Highness is usually the last few to arrive, and he really doesn't like crowds of compliments, so when he goes outside Pantao Garden, he always finds a place to hang out around, and only when he is about to make an appointment Flicking the hem of his clothes, he walked over slowly.

Now the prince leaned against a peach tree, opened his squinted Danfeng eyes, saw that the sun was about to come, and got up to the entrance of the flat peach garden.

What surprised him a little was that Fairy Pantao was still welcoming the man at this moment. The man was dressed in red, followed by a small boy, both of whom were unfamiliar faces.

Could it be that this is the Qi Li God Lord Yan He said?

Guessing in my heart, the footsteps are already approaching.

"His Royal Highness." Fairy Pantao greeted respectfully.

The prince nodded slightly, and turned to salute the man in red beside him.

"My nephew's legacy, I have met the Divine Lord Qi Li."

The prince of the heavens, named Su Yi, was born of the Golden Dragon Emperor and the Suzaku Queen. The Suzaku was originally a branch of the Phoenix clan, a lineage of the ancient gods. Su Yi is a golden phoenix, but in front of the real Phoenix, he is also impressed by it.

The man in red turned sideways, looking at the unparalleled man in white and jade crown in front of him, even if he didn't care about the world for thousands of years, he knew who the legacy was.

Qi Li responded, and said to the young man beside him: "Song'er, salute to His Highness the Crown Prince."

The boy in blue at the side took a step forward, bowed his hands and bowed in salute.

"Fengsong met His Royal Highness the Prince." The voice was touching, but very cold, different from the gentle and detached voice of the Prince Su Yi.He lowered his head and couldn't see his expression. From the exposed eyebrows, it was not difficult to see that this was a cold and beautiful boy.

Su Yi also nodded, please Qi Li to enter the garden.

His Royal Highness is always the last to enter the arena, and the immortals are not surprised.After saluting to the Emperor of Heaven, Su Yi sat down.From the banquet, the cups were exchanged, and the emperor talked with the immortals on it, and ordered the flat peach fairy to send the flat peaches.

In such a lively atmosphere, Su Yi became in a trance, and two figures, one red and one blue, appeared at the gate of the garden in his mind.

Fenghuang was originally a lonely and unrestrained temperament, that divine ruler was Huofeng, who was so gentle and refined, and the young man who followed him was also cold and indifferent, neither humble nor overbearing, really unlike Fenghuang.

And those eyes... I can't tell what it feels like, there are no waves in the eyes, they are too calm.

Many immortals came to offer a toast to the crown prince, with smiles of seven points of politeness and three points of estrangement, they drank one by one and returned their respects.

I don't know how much wine he drank, but Su Yi felt that the figures of the immortals at the banquet became more and more blurred, his arm softened, and the wine glass he was holding fell, rolled twice on the white jade table and fell to the ground.His Royal Highness the Crown Prince passed out drunk at the Peach Banquet like this, and no one blamed him for being rude.

When Su Yi woke up, he was in Tai's womb, he shook his head, and lamented that the good wine provided by Jiu Xian this time has really good stamina.There was no discussion outside the door, probably the peach feast was over, and all the immortals rushed back to digest it.

There was a knock on the door, and the heavenly soldiers asked outside to enter.

"Come in." Between the three words, Su Yi was fully dressed and stood in the hall.

The Heavenly Soldiers came in at the sound, saluted and said: "His Majesty the Heavenly Emperor has sent a message, please go to the Yunxiao Palace after your highness wakes up."

"Understood." Su Yi's tone was light, but he didn't procrastinate. He walked out, and the Heavenly Soldiers gave way wisely. When he could only see the Prince's back, he said respectfully: "Respectfully, His Highness the Prince."

When Su Yi walked into Yunxiao Hall, the Heavenly Emperor had just put down the last booklet, saw him coming, and looked up at him.

"Su Yi has met Emperor Father." The voice was gentle and respectful, but not alienated.

"It's been a long time since I saw you. How can life be comfortable in the mortal world?" Emperor Zhuohua also asked gently, like a father who is looking for a common man who cares about his son who has not returned home for a long time.

"Father Lao is concerned, there are three thousand laws in the mortal world, which is a bit interesting." Su Yi raised his eyes to look at the Heavenly Emperor on the throne.But for no reason, I felt that there was a lack of popularity, but then I thought about it, how could the Emperor of Heaven need such things as popularity.

"If you can see through the sufferings of the world, you won't have to go to the world so many times in vain." The Emperor of Heaven said gratified.

Su Yi also knows that in heaven and earth, Chu Jun is as free as he is, and I am afraid that he will not be able to find another one.

"Father is here looking for a legacy, what do you want to order?" Although no one interfered with him, there was no business to restrain him, but he didn't shirk what he should do.

The Heavenly Emperor released his hands, got up from the throne, walked to Su Yi on foot, and said: "There is an old matter that needs to be dealt with by you. Do you know who is imprisoned at the bottom of Lingyue Lake next to Kunlun Mountain?"

"I've heard of this... the prestige, and the prisoner is a divine bird that has entered the magic barrier."

"That's right, what's his real name? He belongs to the Suzaku clan like your mother's queen. After the Japanese emperor married your mother, he fell into a demon because of his love, and he almost caused harm to the common people. Your mother's empress thought about her old love and imprisoned him. Why is your mother's mother gone? I'm afraid You are the only one who can save him." The Heavenly Emperor briefly explained the matter.

The corners of Su Yi's mouth twitched unavoidably, isn't this conversion an errand of the West Heaven Bodhisattva and Buddha?Why is it his turn now?I think so, but there is another question on my mouth: "Since Na Ruo has been imprisoned for many years, why do you want to go to save Su Yi now?"

Hearing Su Yi's question, the Emperor of Heaven heaved a long sigh, and said: "If your cultivation is hindered because of entering the magic barrier, another thousand years will be his catastrophe, if you don't set aside your obsession and concentrate on cultivation for him, I'm afraid you won't be able to survive. ...after all, they are also your mother's clan." To mortals, a thousand years is a few lifetimes, but to gods, it is as short as tomorrow.

Su Yi took his orders, and before he left, he was ordered by the Heavenly Emperor not to disturb the immortals on Kunlun Mountain.

Su Yi thought to himself, he killed a lot of monsters, big and small, but it was the first time he could turn into a fairy, and it felt fresh, so the speed of the silhouette passing by inevitably accelerated a bit.

In the sky, those with higher cultivation bases are faster than those with low cultivation bases, and those with wings are faster than those without wings. As a golden phoenix, the speed of Su Yi is naturally less than that. He hasn't figured out how to start this transformation. It has landed by the edge of Lingyue Lake.

Reluctantly waving his hand, the barrier opened and closed again, and the legacy had already fallen to the bottom of the lake.

The bottom of Lingyue Lake is as deserted as the name of the lake, and Su Yi took two steps to see how he was imprisoned because of his obsession.

The man's back was facing him, a head of snow-white hair hung on his shoulders, and occasionally a few strands slipped over his shoulders and hung on his chest. He was dressed in red, not too clean but neat.

"I am here, but no one has been here for more than 1000 years." The man with his head bowed suddenly said, his voice was hoarse and deep, as if he hadn't spoken for a long time.

"Prince Su Yi, I'm here to pay a visit to General He." Su Yi politely reported his family background and purpose of visit.

Ruo He paused, turned around, and looked at Su Yi.

"Prince? Are you Zhuohua and whose son?" Ruo He asked anxiously, with a hint of panic in his deep voice.

"Father Emperor's harem until now has only had Tianhou alone, so the legacy is naturally from the queen mother." Suyi said indifferently, not bothering why this person called the Emperor of Heaven by his name.

After Ruo He heard this, the panic in his heart faded a lot, and he looked at Su Yi carefully, his eyes seemed to be looking at someone through him.

Only then did Su Yi see clearly that this person, like him, had a pair of red phoenix eyes.

Ruo He's eyes were glued and attached, even though Su Yi was a man, he also felt a little weird, and coughed lightly twice.

Looking away, Ruo He asked: "I don't know why the prince came to visit this remote and desolate lake bottom?"

Su Yi wanted to say that it was to save you, but after thinking about it, he felt that it was inappropriate. To save you is a matter of waking up the dreamer with one word. If you tell him in advance, wouldn't it be self-defeating?

"I happened to know that General Ruo He is the late mother's deceased, so I came to visit."

"So, the prince has a heart, how good it is, this place is quiet, not suitable for such a luxurious person as the prince." The implication is to drive people away.

Su Yi's eyes narrowed when Su Yi heard it. It's not that he doesn't want to be chased away by others, but he never likes to answer such polite words. Thousands of years, don't you want to leave?"

Ruo He seemed not expecting Su Yi to ask such a question, but instead of giving Su Yi an answer, he asked back: "Why did you leave?"

"The enchantment here was set up by my mother in the past, and my mother returned to Chaos for 600 years. This enchantment has long been a fake for the general. Why don't you leave?" This is what Su Yi really doesn't understand. He was always thinking about how to open his mouth to melt the bottom of the lake, but the moment he opened the barrier, what he thought about was why the people inside didn't leave.

Ruo He still didn't give him an answer, and closed those red phoenix eyes again, covering up the loneliness in his eyes.

"Your Highness, please go back." The voice was deep and emotionless.

After all, he is only a thousand-year-old prince who doesn't understand these grievances, why his obsession arises and how to get rid of it.

This is the only time that Su Yi has suffered a lot since he started to lead the Heavenly Emperor's large and small missions at the age of [-].

Su Yi left Lingyue Lake, lost interest in going back to the Heavenly Palace, and turned into a ray of light in the sky, floating aimlessly.

In the days that followed, Su Yi no longer traveled around, and almost every now and then went to the bottom of Lingyue Lake to visit Ruo He with wine and vegetables.

But even so, he couldn't get the answer he wanted from How He's mouth.