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After taking the photo, Qi Xiashen insisted on treating the two girls to have some snacks, so he asked them to wait under the shade of a tree for a while, and took the boss to a dessert shop.

Bai Tixie grabbed the phone with a dreamy look on his face: "Did you hear what brother Xia said just now?"

The blue skirt said with difficulty: "It seems to be a family portrait. You, don't be too sad. In fact, idols are for worship. It is unlikely that we fans will be with idols, and..."

She felt a pain in her shoulder, looked in horror at the white T-shirt that was shaking her, and stammered: "I know you are sad now, but..."

Bai sympathetically said: "I got it for real this time!"

Blue skirt: "Huh?"

Bai T-shirt clutched his chest: "You don't understand, of course I like Brother Xia, but I'm not a girlfriend fan, I'm a mother fan and CP fan! I can be single! But my CP fans must be together!" It didn't show up a few times at all, but every time it appeared at Brother Xia's house, and since he had a boss, all non-game videos of Brother Xia were shot by the boss!There are often hands or voices on the scene, and the relationship is super good!

Blue Skirt is a typical type of girlfriend fan, and she doesn't quite understand this mentality: "...Okay."

Qi Xiashen didn't know the tastes of the two girls, so he bought a little more according to Xue Dabai's preferences, and Shen Yuewei helped him carry the bag when he came out.

Bai Tixie grabbed his best friend's hand and said, "Look! Help me carry the bag! Boyfriend strength!"

The blue skirt wanted to cry, but broke free from her hand: "Yeah, I see, he's handsome." The CP fan was so scary.

When Qi Xiashen came back, he saw the two girls close together, and asked, "What's wrong?"

Bai Tixie quickly shook his head: "It's nothing, Brother Xia, can the photos be posted on Weibo?"

Qi Xiashen handed over the bag: "Okay, come on, take the snacks."

Bai Tixie took it with a blushing face, waved to Qi Xiashen again, and then walked away with her best friend step by step.

Qi Xia took a deep look at the time, strolled to the restaurant with Shen Yuewei, and complained to Shen Yuewei: "The Linger clan gave me a name. Was I short-hearted at the time? Why didn't I write two more words?"

Shen Yue smiled and said: "I don't write two more words because I know where the Linger tribe lives."

Qi Xia was furious: "Why didn't you say it earlier, isn't it fun to watch me worry?"

Shen Yue replied with a smile: "It's not fun, but it's really cute." One person and one cat were stacked on the bed, frowning and serious, probably few people could resist that kind of cuteness.

Mr. Shen also added a new word he learned: "very cute."

The slender and beautiful brother Xia was lying on the bed looking at the map, and the slender and beautiful Xue Bai held Qi Xiashen's arm, one big and one small bowed their heads to study the east, west, north, south, and where to find the Linger tribe, which was so cute that it pierced people's hearts.

Qi Xiashen: "Okay, okay, then big brother, can you show the way to the cute Brother Xia?"

Shen Yue smiled slightly: "Of course, but..."

Qi Xiashen turned her head: "What?"

Shen Yue lowered her head slightly: "You have to pay something."

……

The Linger tribe living in the deep mountains is isolated from the world and rarely interacts with humans.

"Aren't the Linger tribe human?" Qi Xiashen asked.

They are now in the deep mountains, and there is no signal when they enter the mountains. At this moment, in the hinterland of the mountains, even the compass is completely messed up. Brother Xia can only move forward according to the map given by Shen Yuewei.It's just that the boss himself is a top road idiot, and he doesn't know whether the map is reliable or not.

Xue Bai did not take the usual path, climbed a tree, and was thrown down by two monkeys with fruit. Before Qi Xiashen could stop him, Xue Bai had already caught up.

"Xue Bai! You lost it and I can't find it!"

Then the big black and white cat reluctantly returned the same way, "Dead monkey."

Shen Yuewei picked him up and answered Qi Xiashen's question: "The Linger tribe is not a human being, but a special ethnic group. In terms of appearance, they are the same as human beings, but both men and women have delicate and beautiful faces. However, there have not been many human beings in ancient times. as the same kind."

Qi Xia was deeply puzzled.

Shen Yuewei explained: "The Linger tribe is a demigod, and the body of the tribe is very different from that of human beings, so the young girl's hard work is the main medicine of the elixir. Earlier, the Linger tribe lived with humans, and after such rumors spread , the number of young girls of the Linger clan dropped sharply, gradually, the Linger clan moved to the deep mountains, and the girls of the clan were forbidden to go out."

Xue Bai almost vomited: "They eat people?"

Qi Xiashen grasped the point: "Rumor?"

Shen Yuewei said: "Girls of the Linger tribe have special physiques, and they are naturally close to plants and trees. After the blood is refined, its effectiveness can be compared with that of Didi Liao. But it is the same as Diliu Lie, it only affects plants. .”

Xue Bai grabbed Shen Yuewei's clothes nervously: "Then will we be arrested if we come to the door so rashly?"

Qi Xia said deeply: "I think - definitely will."

Xue Bai: "..." Brother Xia is also unreliable!

Shen Yuewei said: "It's okay, I have some friendship with the patriarch of the Linger clan, so it's okay to ask for some cinnabar. She borrowed a Kun whip from me back then, and this time I just got it back for you..."

The voice was interrupted by the whistling, Shen Yue slightly pulled Qi Xiashen to one side, and a finger-length iron arrow was nailed to the tree behind Qi Xiashen, and quickly sank in, leaving only the tail of an arrow trembling slightly outside the bark.

Qi Xia said deeply: "Who?!"

In response to his three flying arrows, Xue Bai jumped up suddenly, swung the arrows away with his tail, and stood in front of Qi Xiashen.

There was a shout from the depths of the forest: "Go away! We can't hand over my sister to you! Scumbag!"

What the hell?When did he know his sister?

Qi Xia turned pale with shock: "Yuewei, listen to my explanation!"

Shen Yue raised her eyebrows slightly, and said in a low voice, "Being behind my affair, huh?"

Qi Xia was deeply wronged, "I can learn from the sun and the moon in my heart for you!"

The voice in the forest said angrily: "You fucking cheat! I will string you into candied haws today!"

Before the words were finished, black arrows came against the wind, and Shen Yue waved his sleeves to block them.Xue Bai rushed into the forest immediately, and after a while, dragged a young man out.

Even though Xue Bai was only half the size of a man, and his strength was stronger than that of a calf, such an energetic young man was dragged out of the forest with his collar in his mouth, no matter how hard the other party struggled, he couldn't escape.

"Let go of me, hairy beast!"

The young man was wearing a long leather coat and trousers, he was not afraid of friction at all, so Xue Bai picked him up and walked on uneven places.When Xue Bai dragged him out, a piece of clothing was covered with mud and leaves.His head and face were covered in ashes, and he was thrown on the ground in a state of embarrassment. When he looked up, two tall men came into view.

The young man spat out the grass roots in his mouth with a bah, and jumped up to curse people: "Isn't it just a little boy who seduces my sister by relying on his good looks, and also wants to trick her into marrying you? It's a good idea! Every one of you men is good!" thing!"

Qi Xiashen and Xue Bai couldn't help but move their eyes down, to a certain position on the lower body of the young man, looked at each other, and understood the strange meaning in each other's eyes.

Shen Yuewei inserted five fingers into Qi Xiashen's, and whispered, "Where are you looking?"

Qi Xia had a strong desire to survive, and turned her gaze: "I...see you."

The young man said: "Dog boy! You dare to make trouble when you raise a man outside! It's disgusting, I like men and women at the same time. Do you think we are really soft persimmons?! Let me tell you, I will never let you die like this!" The scum saw my sister!"

"Let me correct you, I only like men. Secondly, my boyfriend and I are in a legitimate relationship, and we may be able to get a certificate in the future." Qi Xiashen cleared his throat, "Finally, I don't know your sister, you have identified the wrong person Come on, lad."

He took Shen Yuewei's hand and touched it to his lips.

The young man got goosebumps all over his body, and murmured suspiciously: "He looks very good, peach eyes, thin lips... yes, it's right." The more he thought about it, the more he felt reasonable, and he said loudly: " You lied to me! Do I look easy to deceive?"

It's quite deceptive.

Qi Xiashen was a little desperate for his logic, "There are many good-looking men with peach blossom eyes, how can you be sure that I am that scumbag boy? I don't want to waste time with you, are you from the Linger clan? I think... "

Before he finished speaking, the young man quickly took out a small pistol from behind and pointed it at Qi Xiashen: "Who are you?!"

Qi Xia said deeply: Is this child really stupid?

The young man said: "Stand back, or I will..."

Qi Xia said with deep compassion: "You don't have an arrow on your string, young man." This is not to be cute on purpose, but really stupid.

The young man lowered his head, sure enough, he forgot to shoot the arrow in a hurry!Hastily reached out to touch the quiver behind the waistband of his trousers, but it was empty when he didn't want to.

Xue Bai dropped a leather bag with his tail flicking, and asked, "Are you looking for this?"

Since he left a bow for the man who dared to attack them, he would of course take the quiver away. "If you still want to find that dagger," Xue Bai threw down a sharp dagger, "it's also here." Follow Xia Ge's most reasonable words: don't leave anything for your enemies that can fight back, Even a pan.

Qi Xia said deeply: "Relax, we have no malicious intentions. We just came to ask the nobles for some cinnabar elixir."

The young man asked: "Are you human beings?" The Linger clan was hunted down and persecuted by humans, and they hated and feared humans the most. On the contrary, they didn't hate the monsters. When they were hunted down, many monsters who had rescued them in the past extended a helping hand , so that their Manchus can be preserved, so the Linger tribe has a good impression of the Yaozu.

Shen Yuewei said: "No."

The young people still suspect that this one may not be a human being, that cat must be a monster, and what about that little boy who talks the most?It smells like a human being!

Shen Yuewei said indifferently: "My boyfriend is with me."

Brother Xia immediately acted like a little bird.

Xue Bai shuddered first, "Huh——"

It's disgusting, what era are people in, and they still play the game of marrying a chicken as a chicken, marrying a dog as a dog, is Brother Xia still planning to pack up the dowry and marry off?

He doesn't want to be an oil bottle.

Xue Bai flicked Qi Xiashen's tail, Qi Xiashen grabbed him, "What are you doing!"

Xue Bai hated that iron could not be made into steel: "Something promising! Can you marry me back!