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These four words are so wonderful that countless associations can emanate from them.Subtly draw a person into his own territory, or even block him behind...

Zhong Yu narrowed his eyes, the surprise in his eyes couldn't be stopped, he thought about it expressionlessly: Ah, I have to interrogate Brother Xia tonight.

The shameless Brother Xia smiled and said: "Come, come, take pictures of me. I am so beautiful, it is too bad not to take many pictures."

"I didn't see the country and the city, but the thick skin of the city wall is very clear." Zhong Yu said coldly.

Qi Xia clicked his tongue deeply, and touched his face: "I have the same face as a city wall, and it was carefully carved by top craftsmen with carving knives. It is the most beautiful brick on this city wall."

Zhong Yu didn't understand him very well: "What's so great about being a brick..."

The two quickly entered the shop and found the shop owner through the waiter.Qi Xia's tongue is brilliant, and by virtue of the popularity of the reality show, she grasped the boss's desire to make a name for herself, and quickly got the boss to allow them to enter the kitchen.

Qi Xia washed her hands deeply, put on a mask and apron and went in.He is used to the kitchen, and he also makes dumplings for grandma during the Chinese New Year. The chef knows that he is a familiar hand when he sees the way he kneads dumplings, and he doesn't need to be taught at all.

On the other hand, Zhong Yu, who was learning how to make wontons, was even more miserable. He could make instant noodles at home, and asking him to make wontons was really making things difficult for him.He pinched a few crooked wontons, turned his head resolutely, and saw that stinky brother Xia put his hands together, and a full dumpling was being wrapped.

Qi Xiashen's speed of making dumplings is only a little slower than that of the chefs who make dumplings all the year round. In just a few minutes, there is already a neat row of white and fat dumplings.

He lowered his eyes, half of his face was covered by a white mask, his brows became darker and darker, a soft white skin was wrapped in his palm, his fingers dexterously twirled, and he wrapped it up in a few strokes.

Outside the glass window, a group of little girls took pictures with their mobile phones.

Due to the existence of the camera, it was obvious at a glance that it was recording a program, and passers-by gathered around the glass window of the kitchen.Shen Yuewei, who was waiting outside for Qi Xiashen, heard the exclamation behind him——

"Ah, it's recording a program! That is... is it Xiaoyu?"

"It seems to be true! Let's go, let's go in!"

"The upper half of the face of the little brother next to Zhong Yue looks so good! Does anyone know what the lower half of his face looks like?"

"Hand control is dying, the hands are so white and the fingers are so long."

"You're so virtuous, the dumplings are so cute, I'm hungry, I'm going to order a bowl of dumplings made by my brother himself!"

Listening to the girls' voices, Xue Bai raised his head to see Shen Yuewei's expression.

Shen Yue smiled, held Xue Bai's front paw and kissed it on his lips, and said, "This is our Brother Xia, right?" No matter how good it is, others can only take a look.

Xue Bai responded loudly: "Meow!"

The two made wonton dumplings for two hours. Before Qi Xiashen left, he asked the chef for a small piece of noodles. When he came out, the boss came to pay the bill with a smile.Qi Xiashen motioned him to give Zhong Yue everything, and went out with the noodle in his pocket.

He was so happy that he didn't even take off the mask, but just pulled it under his chin casually, holding the dough and presenting treasures in front of Xue Bai and Shen Yuewei.

After smelling it, Xue Bai was sure it was just a solid dough, and shook his head in disappointment.

Qi Xia smiled deeply, "Don't be disgusted, I haven't done anything yet."

Xue Bai approached curiously, and Qi Xiashen squeezed out a slender and dexterous big cat. It's a pity that he only had such a piece of white dough and no tools. The cat he kneaded had only a shape, but even so, the dough cat Come to life.

He has raised Xue Bai for several years, and he is very familiar with his body and demeanor. Every part of this dough cat is handled just right. Xue Bai sniffed it carefully, stretched out his paws to hug him, and was worried that it would be damaged, so he meowed anxiously. .

Shen Yuewei took it for him, and when Qi Xiashen was about to stop, he grabbed it and asked with a smile, "Don't you have mine?"

Qi Xia was deeply troubled. It's not that he didn't want to give Shen Yuewei a hand. It's just that his dough modeling skills are just like this. It's okay to pinch a cat, but it's not so good to pinch a human being.He blinked, leaned over without changing his expression and said softly: "I can't pinch people, I'll draw one for you when I go back.

Shen Yue chuckled slightly.

A girl behind her screamed, covered her mouth tightly under the inexplicable gaze of her best friend, and danced on the spot for a long time.

Qi Xia blinked deeply, not quite understanding.

Zhong Yu Zhong Yu settled the bill, took the money and went out, grabbed Qi Xiashen, and said to Shen Yuewei: "I will borrow someone from you."

Shen Yuewei was polite: "Just remember to return it."

Qi Xiashen was dragged away: "Hey, what are you doing!"

Zhong Yu: "I don't know where the station is."

Don't know the way and still run so fast!

Qi Xiashen held him back: "Go the wrong way, idiot, this way!"

Brother Xia has excellent physical strength. The crowd of onlookers in the snack street is crowded with people. He can drag Zhong Yue around and break out of the tight encirclement. The poor camera brother ran behind them panting with his tired imager.

"Slow down! Wait for me! That little brother! Bring a mic!"

The camera brother can only shout loudly.

Brother Xia, who ran so far away that only his back was left, didn't hear him at all, turned a corner and disappeared.

Brother Camera: "..."

He said: "Assistant director! The car!" Damn, no one can catch up!

The broken camera brother finally got into the car, squeezed out of the snack street, and followed Qi Xiashen and Zhong Yu.

Qi Xiashen took the wheat from the hand and pinned it on his back.

The two had just left the snack street when they ran into the frowning little heavenly king Jiang Wei.This little heavenly king who came to the variety show again to play soy sauce was even more unlucky than Zhong Yu. He was currently the bottom one among all the guests, and Zhong Yu was the second last.Although he was good at singing, he was surprisingly thin-skinned. He only earned four yuan after swaying for a long time. He was holding two cold coins, and in his mouth were two girls who loved the buns he gave him, with a very confused expression on his face.

Zhong Yu had the wages of the two of them in his pocket, a huge sum of four hundred.The one who mixed with the little heavenly king was one in the sky and the other in the underground.

Seeing the two of them, Little Heavenly King rushed forward as if seeing a savior, "Zhong Yu!"

Zhong Yu braked, "Brother Jiang." In the first half of the recording of this episode, he and Little Heavenly King had a pleasant cooperation, and both succeeded in placing at the bottom. The two honed a deep revolutionary relationship.

Jiang Wei said anxiously: "Have you made any money? Can you... can you take me with you?"

Zhong Yu struggled for a while between the ranking and his relationship while holding the ticket, and he really couldn't ignore his conscience.So he took out a red note and handed it over, his eyes showing obvious reluctance.

Little Heavenly King was ecstatic and pinched the corner of the red note, but did not pull it with force. He raised his head in a daze, and found that Zhong Yu had a serious expression on his face.

Zhong Yu said, "You can give me 50 yuan."

Little Heavenly King had never seen such an operation of changing money, and was shocked for a moment.

Qi Xia clicked his tongue deeply, "I said, why are you so stingy?" He took out a wallet from the back of his waist and took out the only ten yuan left in it, "You don't need to look for it, you can find someone to change the coins. Get off at Luhe Square on No. 11, transfer to No. 66 and get to the end, then take No. 7 to the city center.”

Fortunately, he has the habit of bringing change, otherwise he wouldn't even be able to take out ten yuan in cash.

Little Heavenly King was even more confused holding the ten yuan: "...Thank you, thank you?"

Brother Xia waved his hand coolly, "You are being polite, competition comes first and friendship comes second, it should be."

There are too many slots, even the director team in the car was shocked, the assistant director laughed like crazy, thinking that this part must be kept, the expressions of the three people are too funny.

Little Heavenly King: "..." I always feel that something is wrong.

Qi Xiashen was standing on the side of the road waiting to hail a taxi, and was about to stuff Zhong Yu, the unlucky boy, into it when a girl in a long skirt next to him fell beside him with a slap.

Qi Xia subconsciously supported him, the girl supported his arm, and burst into tears, Zhong Yu got out of the car, and the two looked at each other.

Qi Xia said deeply: This acting is too rough, I have cried for a long time without tears.

That girl may have the ability to read minds, Qi Xiashen just finished muttering, she raised her hand and touched her eyes quickly, tears came down.

Qi Xiashen: "..."

Zhong Yu is a silly boy, so he took it seriously, and took out the only half pack of tissues left on his body, "Wipe it, what's wrong with you? Did you hurt yourself from a fall?"

The girl seemed to have seen a savior, and grabbed Zhong Yu's hand instead, "Brother! I just sprained my foot and I can't deliver the things. Please help me!"

Zhong Yu said, "Say it."

The girl burst into tears, "My sister is lost. She has social phobia and a slight autistic tendency. Now she is alone on the Moon-Watching Bridge and dare not move at all. I have to rush to pick her up, but you Look at me now..." The girl sobbed and stretched out a smooth and slender leg, with white and slender ankles, and cried, "I sprained my foot, ah, why is it so swollen like this! It hurts so much! It hurts so badly! Already!"

Qi Xiashen: "..."

He thought in shock: Where did this drama come from?How come there are more dramas than him?

No matter how dull Zhong Yu was, he realized that this was an arrangement of the program team. After thinking about it, he decided to take on this task of cross-talking, "Then how can we help you?"

The playwright girl took out a piece of letter paper from her bosom. The front of the envelope was printed with a huge logo of the program group. She said, "My sister is wearing a red chiffon dress today. After you find her, read this letter." Tell her, tell her we're looking for her, and if you succeed in placating my sister, I'll make a great gift."

The playwright girl took out another card, with the words Clearance Card written on it brightly, "But as I said, my sister has social phobia, and she is very vigilant, I hope you can be gentle, and I wish you good luck. "

Zhong Yu's eyes lit up, this card would allow him to pass the next level directly!

He pushed Qi Xiashen, who had nothing to do with him, to the front, and said solemnly: "Don't worry, Brother Xia will definitely complete the task."

No matter how hard it is to have brother Xia on top, what are you afraid of.

Qi Xiashen, who was facing the drama girl, said, "Huh?"

The brother is used to stab the knife, and Zhong Yu, who stabbed the brother, happily took the task card from the girl's hand. Just as he was about to get into the taxi, he suddenly poked his head out again, "Brother Xia, where is your sweetheart?" It may be better to get closer to the mission goal with the cat in your mouth.

Brother Xia immediately asked vigilantly: "Which one are you talking about?"

Could it be that the big boss betrayed his beauty?Think beautifully