Internet celebrity monster Taobao store
Chapter 32 Drunkenness
This is so frightening.
Qi Xiashen hurriedly closed the window, "Fly swatter, where's the fly swatter?"
Spider spirit: "...He is just here to apply for the job! The spirit master is here, so who else dares to be presumptuous?!"
Qi Xia turned her hands back in embarrassment, trying to block the electric fly swatter that she had already touched, and smiled awkwardly, "Hahaha, is that so... I was just joking."
Shen Yuewei also noticed their torment, and knocked on the bedroom door, "Why are you all awake?"
Xue Bai was pardoned, and ran to open the door in three steps and two steps, then jumped into Shen Yuewei's arms and did not move.Xue Bai grew up so big, he was as strong as Qi Xiashen, but he was afraid of spiders.He is not afraid of dogs, but he is afraid of spiders.
The female monster that ran out from Sweet Dreams had to have a human upper body, otherwise Xue Bai would have to shrink back.
Shen Yuewei caught Xue Bai and coaxed him along Mao.
Qi Xia quietly put down the electric fly swatter and coughed, "Then what, please come in."
The Chinese tarantula on the window sill elongated in the black mist and turned into a hot beauty. She lifted her skirt and jumped out of the window, wiping her tears and blessing Shen Yue slightly, "I have seen the spirit master."
She has been living in the spirit wheel in the early years, and she is also a well-known monster, so she naturally knows Shen Yuewei.As soon as the news of the reopening of the spirit wheel was released, she immediately packed up her belongings and rushed over overnight, but she didn't expect to touch the wrong room.
Shen Yuewei raised her hand to block Xue Bai's sight, and nodded, "I have something to discuss in the living room."
Qi Xia, who felt that she didn't do anything but just made the girl cry, sighed deeply, and when she passed by Shen Yuewei, she bent down and kissed Xue Bai's cat ears, and coaxed him: "Okay, okay, I'll talk to the big brother Let's talk about things, you can continue to sleep in the house, okay?"
The freshly bathed cat was covered in the scent of shower gel, and Qi Xiashen kissed him twice, finally coaxing the ancestor into bed.
Miss Spider Spirit in the living room was still sobbing with pear blossoms and rain.
Qi Xiashen took monkey wine as a treat. Monkey wine is a kind of fruit wine with low alcohol content, suitable for ladies to drink.Moreover, the taste of this jar of fruit wine is sweet and lingering. When the jar is opened, the room is filled with a slightly drunk fruity aroma, which is very attractive.
The spider spirit took a sip and nodded, "Good wine!"
Qi Xiashen doesn't hold a lot of alcohol, so he only dared to sip a little.
The spider spirit was intoxicated for a moment, then suddenly remembered her purpose, sat upright quickly, and said, "Little Zhu Yinyin used to live in the spirit wheel, and would offer hundreds of pieces of silk to the spirit master every year. Yesterday I heard that the spirit It’s reopening again, and we’re going to open a store, so I’m here to apply. It’s just that… I didn’t want to touch the wrong window, well, the barrier is too thin, and I accidentally punctured it, which disturbed this gentleman.”
Zhu Yinyin has practiced for more than 300 years. Although she is not a big monster, she is not an ordinary character. A tyrant in Shangheng Community like Xue Bai cannot catch her eyes.Therefore, she did accidentally step on the barrier outside the apartment.
Qi Xiashen quickly glanced at the bedroom, the ancestor probably fell asleep and didn't hear it, otherwise there would be trouble.
Shen Yuewei turned the cup in his hand, took a sip of the wine, and said, "What do you want to do when you say you are applying for the job?"
Zhu Yinyin hurriedly said: "I want to apply for customer service! I have relevant work experience!" She took out a stack of resumes in her bag and respectfully delivered them to the table, "Actually, I was working as a customer service officer in an online store two days ago , is a store opened by an Internet celebrity, but her products are too expensive and the quality cannot keep up, so we customer service are often scolded. And the most important thing is that this store is losing money, and it is about to fail. I resigned I just received the news that the spirit wheel was reopened, I couldn't wait for a moment, so I packed my things and came over."
"This is my Yaozu residence permit." Zhu Yinyin took out a small black book.
She pushed forward her resume and residence permit full of expectations, watched as the spirit master picked up the resume, read two pages carefully, then tilted her head and turned to the humans around her, saying, "I don't understand."
Zhu Yinyin: "??" She turned her eyes carefully, looked at Qi Xia with deep eyes of admiration—could this be the confidant of the spiritual supervisor?Whether I can beg for food under the hands of the spirit master in the future depends on this opinion, right?
Qi Xia accepted the resume under Athena Chu Yinyin's adoring gaze
This resume is written in detail, and the opening chapter clearly lists my own advantages - I can score well, and I can wear three customer service vests at the same time.I have rich experience and a great work attitude. Dear friends, it’s good to keep your mouth shut. The praise is rave, and there are screenshots below to prove it.
Qi Xiashen also searched the online store where Zhu Yinyin worked, and there were indeed many comments in the comments that praised Zhu Yinyin's customer service vest.He asked a few more questions, and Zhu Yinyin answered them in an orderly manner, and Qi Xiashen ticked off quietly in her heart.
Qi Xiashen put down the resume and lightly pressed his right hand on it.Zhu Yinyin's heart skipped a beat, knowing that she had something to do, she rubbed the corners of her skirt with both hands and waited for Qi Xiashen to speak.
Qi Xiashen smiled at her first, probably woke up from a dream, with red eyes, a little disheveled hair, lying listlessly on her stomach.Zhu Yinyin immediately felt apologetic in her heart - she touched the wrong window in the middle of the night, and must have disturbed the normal sleep time of human beings.Although, although this gentleman is very powerful, he is indeed an ordinary human being.
Zhu Yinyin quietly pressed the position where she was hit by the mental force before, and couldn't help frowning: It really hurts, and her prototype was hit at that time.
"Let's talk about our treatment here first," Qi Xiashen said, "The accommodation is not included, the insurance is provided, the residence permit is renewed by us, and the salary..."
These are the employee benefits that Qi Xiashen and Zhou Lu finalized, and generally speaking, they are still very generous.
Zhu Yinyin's eyes became brighter as she listened, and she clenched her fists tightly. As soon as Qi Xiashen finished speaking, she immediately agreed: "I'm fine! I can go to work now!"
Qi Xia said deeply: "Uh...but you have to build your own house."
Athena Chu was taken aback.
Qi Xia clenched his fists deeply and coughed, "There is no house in the spirit wheel, you need to build a residence yourself. In other words, even if you enter the spirit wheel now, there is no place to rest."
Zhu Yinyin desperately shook her head: "It's okay! I can stay in my original form!"
Her hopeful eyes were so hot that Qi Xiashen was a little embarrassed to refuse, and took out the contract that was prepared before, and both parties signed it.Qi Xiashen kept it carefully, this contract has no legal effect, but if it is violated, it will suffer karma.
Qi Xia patted Shen Yuewei deeply, and drank the wine in the glass by the way: "Let's go in and choose a place for others."
He drank so much that he didn't feel any problem at first, but he started to faint when he stood up.He was really not good at drinking, so he drank half a glass of wine, his whole body seemed to be soaked, and his cheeks were slightly red.
In this way, he could still tell Zhu Yinyin some precautions, but if you listen carefully, you can see that his speech is incoherent and logically confused.Apparently alcohol was on him, and he was in a daze.
Shen Yuewei supported him, "She has lived in Linglun for many years, and she knows her very well, so she doesn't need to be taken with her. Let me help you to rest." She looked up and glanced at Athena Chu Yinyin.
Zhu Yinyin is a witty spider, immediately said: "Yes, yes, I have lived in the spirit wheel for many years, I am familiar with it, very familiar!"
Qi Xiashen was a little dizzy, and reflected for a moment in a daze after hearing the words, then slowly nodded and said: "That's fine." He just wants to sleep with Xue Bai in his arms now.
Shen Yuewei built a door out of thin air, and opened it to see the scenery inside the spirit wheel.Zhu Yinyin winked very much, stepped into the door without saying a word, and disappeared without looking sideways.
The alcohol gradually evaporated, Qi Xia stayed where she was in a daze.
Poor brother Xia is so old, he really can't drink, he really pours a glass, and he gets drunk after drinking.
Qi Xia rubbed the center of his eyebrows deeply, the strength of the monkey wine rushed to his head, he couldn't stand firmly on his feet and stumbled.
Although the monkey wine is fruit wine, its strength is not as low as Qi Xiashen thought, the sweetness in the mouth covered the taste of alcohol, Qi Xiashen forgot that it was wine, and drank it as a drink.
Shen Yuewei quickly reached out to protect Qi Xiashen, Qi Xiashen slapped his hands away, staggered two steps and threw himself on him, pressing him on the sofa.
Shen Yuewei supported Qi Xiashen's waist with one hand to prevent him from falling, and let the other party hold him down. With the other hand, he patted Qi Xiashen's back lightly, coaxing him: "Are you sleepy?" His voice was muffled and his tone was low to hoarse.
Qi Xia nodded deeply, it was the first time he saw Shen Yuewei's kung fu of coaxing Shen Yuewei to sleep, with his head resting on Shen Yuewei's neck, breathing smoothly, but he still pressed Shen Yuewei and refused to get up.
"Go to sleep, okay?" Shen Yuewei continued to coax.
Qi Xiashen was very obedient, got up and sat down by herself, was pulled up by Shen Yuewei's hand, and followed Shen Yuewei to the bedroom.
There was a bouquet of gorgeous blooming flowers in the vase on the dining table. Qi Xiashen accidentally caught a glimpse of it when passing by, and immediately couldn't walk, so she insisted on dragging Shen Yuewei to the dining table.
Shen Yuewei stroked the hair, "Okay, okay, let's go there."
Qi Xia smashed the flowers with deep hands, discarding the stems and leaves, nimbly pinching off the blooming flowers and handing them to Shen Yuewei.
This little drunk is actually seductive.
Shen Yue smiled slightly, and asked him deliberately: "Flowers for me?"
Qi Xia shook her head deeply, lowered her head and kissed the fragrant flower.The petals were bright red, the lips were also bright red, and the light streamed across his face, showing a thrilling color.This person is cold and sharp, but his eyes are full of affection.
Finally holding the flowers in front of him, Qi Xia stretched his brows deeply, and said with a smile: "Send your heart bursting with joy."
Shen Yuewei took a long breath of air, he quickly closed his eyes, supported Qi Xiashen's waist and pushed him against the wall, and murmured, "What are you giving me?"
The flowers in Qi Xiashen's hand touched his chest, and said brilliantly: "A bouquet of flowers in my heart, I see you in full bloom." He played hooligans to the end, leaned over and kissed Shen Yuewei's eyebrows, his expression was pious, and his tone was almost chant Of: "You are so pretty."
This Yangou reveals his true nature when he gets drunk.
Shen Yuewei gradually raised her eyebrows, leaned down and leaned against his face, her voice was low and hoarse: "Then...would you like to take advantage?"
Qi Xia thought deeply, shook her head firmly, and said slowly, "I can't just find a stepmother for Xue Bai."
Shen Yuewei: "..." He was full of charm and was scratched clean by the big fat cat in the bedroom, and he couldn't laugh or cry—really, he actually flirted with a little drunk at the dinner table
Qi Xiashen hurriedly closed the window, "Fly swatter, where's the fly swatter?"
Spider spirit: "...He is just here to apply for the job! The spirit master is here, so who else dares to be presumptuous?!"
Qi Xia turned her hands back in embarrassment, trying to block the electric fly swatter that she had already touched, and smiled awkwardly, "Hahaha, is that so... I was just joking."
Shen Yuewei also noticed their torment, and knocked on the bedroom door, "Why are you all awake?"
Xue Bai was pardoned, and ran to open the door in three steps and two steps, then jumped into Shen Yuewei's arms and did not move.Xue Bai grew up so big, he was as strong as Qi Xiashen, but he was afraid of spiders.He is not afraid of dogs, but he is afraid of spiders.
The female monster that ran out from Sweet Dreams had to have a human upper body, otherwise Xue Bai would have to shrink back.
Shen Yuewei caught Xue Bai and coaxed him along Mao.
Qi Xia quietly put down the electric fly swatter and coughed, "Then what, please come in."
The Chinese tarantula on the window sill elongated in the black mist and turned into a hot beauty. She lifted her skirt and jumped out of the window, wiping her tears and blessing Shen Yue slightly, "I have seen the spirit master."
She has been living in the spirit wheel in the early years, and she is also a well-known monster, so she naturally knows Shen Yuewei.As soon as the news of the reopening of the spirit wheel was released, she immediately packed up her belongings and rushed over overnight, but she didn't expect to touch the wrong room.
Shen Yuewei raised her hand to block Xue Bai's sight, and nodded, "I have something to discuss in the living room."
Qi Xia, who felt that she didn't do anything but just made the girl cry, sighed deeply, and when she passed by Shen Yuewei, she bent down and kissed Xue Bai's cat ears, and coaxed him: "Okay, okay, I'll talk to the big brother Let's talk about things, you can continue to sleep in the house, okay?"
The freshly bathed cat was covered in the scent of shower gel, and Qi Xiashen kissed him twice, finally coaxing the ancestor into bed.
Miss Spider Spirit in the living room was still sobbing with pear blossoms and rain.
Qi Xiashen took monkey wine as a treat. Monkey wine is a kind of fruit wine with low alcohol content, suitable for ladies to drink.Moreover, the taste of this jar of fruit wine is sweet and lingering. When the jar is opened, the room is filled with a slightly drunk fruity aroma, which is very attractive.
The spider spirit took a sip and nodded, "Good wine!"
Qi Xiashen doesn't hold a lot of alcohol, so he only dared to sip a little.
The spider spirit was intoxicated for a moment, then suddenly remembered her purpose, sat upright quickly, and said, "Little Zhu Yinyin used to live in the spirit wheel, and would offer hundreds of pieces of silk to the spirit master every year. Yesterday I heard that the spirit It’s reopening again, and we’re going to open a store, so I’m here to apply. It’s just that… I didn’t want to touch the wrong window, well, the barrier is too thin, and I accidentally punctured it, which disturbed this gentleman.”
Zhu Yinyin has practiced for more than 300 years. Although she is not a big monster, she is not an ordinary character. A tyrant in Shangheng Community like Xue Bai cannot catch her eyes.Therefore, she did accidentally step on the barrier outside the apartment.
Qi Xiashen quickly glanced at the bedroom, the ancestor probably fell asleep and didn't hear it, otherwise there would be trouble.
Shen Yuewei turned the cup in his hand, took a sip of the wine, and said, "What do you want to do when you say you are applying for the job?"
Zhu Yinyin hurriedly said: "I want to apply for customer service! I have relevant work experience!" She took out a stack of resumes in her bag and respectfully delivered them to the table, "Actually, I was working as a customer service officer in an online store two days ago , is a store opened by an Internet celebrity, but her products are too expensive and the quality cannot keep up, so we customer service are often scolded. And the most important thing is that this store is losing money, and it is about to fail. I resigned I just received the news that the spirit wheel was reopened, I couldn't wait for a moment, so I packed my things and came over."
"This is my Yaozu residence permit." Zhu Yinyin took out a small black book.
She pushed forward her resume and residence permit full of expectations, watched as the spirit master picked up the resume, read two pages carefully, then tilted her head and turned to the humans around her, saying, "I don't understand."
Zhu Yinyin: "??" She turned her eyes carefully, looked at Qi Xia with deep eyes of admiration—could this be the confidant of the spiritual supervisor?Whether I can beg for food under the hands of the spirit master in the future depends on this opinion, right?
Qi Xia accepted the resume under Athena Chu Yinyin's adoring gaze
This resume is written in detail, and the opening chapter clearly lists my own advantages - I can score well, and I can wear three customer service vests at the same time.I have rich experience and a great work attitude. Dear friends, it’s good to keep your mouth shut. The praise is rave, and there are screenshots below to prove it.
Qi Xiashen also searched the online store where Zhu Yinyin worked, and there were indeed many comments in the comments that praised Zhu Yinyin's customer service vest.He asked a few more questions, and Zhu Yinyin answered them in an orderly manner, and Qi Xiashen ticked off quietly in her heart.
Qi Xiashen put down the resume and lightly pressed his right hand on it.Zhu Yinyin's heart skipped a beat, knowing that she had something to do, she rubbed the corners of her skirt with both hands and waited for Qi Xiashen to speak.
Qi Xiashen smiled at her first, probably woke up from a dream, with red eyes, a little disheveled hair, lying listlessly on her stomach.Zhu Yinyin immediately felt apologetic in her heart - she touched the wrong window in the middle of the night, and must have disturbed the normal sleep time of human beings.Although, although this gentleman is very powerful, he is indeed an ordinary human being.
Zhu Yinyin quietly pressed the position where she was hit by the mental force before, and couldn't help frowning: It really hurts, and her prototype was hit at that time.
"Let's talk about our treatment here first," Qi Xiashen said, "The accommodation is not included, the insurance is provided, the residence permit is renewed by us, and the salary..."
These are the employee benefits that Qi Xiashen and Zhou Lu finalized, and generally speaking, they are still very generous.
Zhu Yinyin's eyes became brighter as she listened, and she clenched her fists tightly. As soon as Qi Xiashen finished speaking, she immediately agreed: "I'm fine! I can go to work now!"
Qi Xia said deeply: "Uh...but you have to build your own house."
Athena Chu was taken aback.
Qi Xia clenched his fists deeply and coughed, "There is no house in the spirit wheel, you need to build a residence yourself. In other words, even if you enter the spirit wheel now, there is no place to rest."
Zhu Yinyin desperately shook her head: "It's okay! I can stay in my original form!"
Her hopeful eyes were so hot that Qi Xiashen was a little embarrassed to refuse, and took out the contract that was prepared before, and both parties signed it.Qi Xiashen kept it carefully, this contract has no legal effect, but if it is violated, it will suffer karma.
Qi Xia patted Shen Yuewei deeply, and drank the wine in the glass by the way: "Let's go in and choose a place for others."
He drank so much that he didn't feel any problem at first, but he started to faint when he stood up.He was really not good at drinking, so he drank half a glass of wine, his whole body seemed to be soaked, and his cheeks were slightly red.
In this way, he could still tell Zhu Yinyin some precautions, but if you listen carefully, you can see that his speech is incoherent and logically confused.Apparently alcohol was on him, and he was in a daze.
Shen Yuewei supported him, "She has lived in Linglun for many years, and she knows her very well, so she doesn't need to be taken with her. Let me help you to rest." She looked up and glanced at Athena Chu Yinyin.
Zhu Yinyin is a witty spider, immediately said: "Yes, yes, I have lived in the spirit wheel for many years, I am familiar with it, very familiar!"
Qi Xiashen was a little dizzy, and reflected for a moment in a daze after hearing the words, then slowly nodded and said: "That's fine." He just wants to sleep with Xue Bai in his arms now.
Shen Yuewei built a door out of thin air, and opened it to see the scenery inside the spirit wheel.Zhu Yinyin winked very much, stepped into the door without saying a word, and disappeared without looking sideways.
The alcohol gradually evaporated, Qi Xia stayed where she was in a daze.
Poor brother Xia is so old, he really can't drink, he really pours a glass, and he gets drunk after drinking.
Qi Xia rubbed the center of his eyebrows deeply, the strength of the monkey wine rushed to his head, he couldn't stand firmly on his feet and stumbled.
Although the monkey wine is fruit wine, its strength is not as low as Qi Xiashen thought, the sweetness in the mouth covered the taste of alcohol, Qi Xiashen forgot that it was wine, and drank it as a drink.
Shen Yuewei quickly reached out to protect Qi Xiashen, Qi Xiashen slapped his hands away, staggered two steps and threw himself on him, pressing him on the sofa.
Shen Yuewei supported Qi Xiashen's waist with one hand to prevent him from falling, and let the other party hold him down. With the other hand, he patted Qi Xiashen's back lightly, coaxing him: "Are you sleepy?" His voice was muffled and his tone was low to hoarse.
Qi Xia nodded deeply, it was the first time he saw Shen Yuewei's kung fu of coaxing Shen Yuewei to sleep, with his head resting on Shen Yuewei's neck, breathing smoothly, but he still pressed Shen Yuewei and refused to get up.
"Go to sleep, okay?" Shen Yuewei continued to coax.
Qi Xiashen was very obedient, got up and sat down by herself, was pulled up by Shen Yuewei's hand, and followed Shen Yuewei to the bedroom.
There was a bouquet of gorgeous blooming flowers in the vase on the dining table. Qi Xiashen accidentally caught a glimpse of it when passing by, and immediately couldn't walk, so she insisted on dragging Shen Yuewei to the dining table.
Shen Yuewei stroked the hair, "Okay, okay, let's go there."
Qi Xia smashed the flowers with deep hands, discarding the stems and leaves, nimbly pinching off the blooming flowers and handing them to Shen Yuewei.
This little drunk is actually seductive.
Shen Yue smiled slightly, and asked him deliberately: "Flowers for me?"
Qi Xia shook her head deeply, lowered her head and kissed the fragrant flower.The petals were bright red, the lips were also bright red, and the light streamed across his face, showing a thrilling color.This person is cold and sharp, but his eyes are full of affection.
Finally holding the flowers in front of him, Qi Xia stretched his brows deeply, and said with a smile: "Send your heart bursting with joy."
Shen Yuewei took a long breath of air, he quickly closed his eyes, supported Qi Xiashen's waist and pushed him against the wall, and murmured, "What are you giving me?"
The flowers in Qi Xiashen's hand touched his chest, and said brilliantly: "A bouquet of flowers in my heart, I see you in full bloom." He played hooligans to the end, leaned over and kissed Shen Yuewei's eyebrows, his expression was pious, and his tone was almost chant Of: "You are so pretty."
This Yangou reveals his true nature when he gets drunk.
Shen Yuewei gradually raised her eyebrows, leaned down and leaned against his face, her voice was low and hoarse: "Then...would you like to take advantage?"
Qi Xia thought deeply, shook her head firmly, and said slowly, "I can't just find a stepmother for Xue Bai."
Shen Yuewei: "..." He was full of charm and was scratched clean by the big fat cat in the bedroom, and he couldn't laugh or cry—really, he actually flirted with a little drunk at the dinner table
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