The Taoist Master's Book of Merit[Zhongyingmei]

Yan Zhiyu is shopping in the supermarket, and when preparing dinner, he will cook a sumptuous Chinese meal for the Avengers. The Chinese restaurant here is not authentic at all.

He took a box of eggs and put them in the shopping cart, when he suddenly heard Jarvis's voice in the earphones.

"Master Xiaodao, where are you?"

"What's wrong with me in the supermarket, Jarvis?" Yan Zhiyu asked while picking up the meat.

"Loki just came to Avengers Mansion."

Yan Zhiyu had a bad thought in his heart, he still remembered the last time Loki turned them all into little animals.

"What did he do again?"

"He turned the Avengers into two-year-old babies... Sir, don't pull Natasha's hair, Dr. Banner, stop, don't play with sockets... Oh Captain, you are an angel."

Yan Zhiyu: ...

He put down the meat he just picked, turned around and went to the children's toy area to buy a set of Lego blocks and Barbie dolls, and the shopping guide greeted him warmly.

"Sir, are you buying toys for your own children? How many children are there? How old is the baby?"

Yan Zhiyu thought for a moment and replied, "Five children, two years old."

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After Yan Zhiyu bought children's food and toys and returned to the Avengers Building, he heard Jarvis' welcome sound of relief.

As soon as Yan Zhiyu got out of the elevator and walked into the hall, he was hugged by a man's thigh. He looked down, and Steve Zaizai was holding his thigh and looking at him aggrievedly with red eyes and pursed lips.

"Why did you come back? Don't you want Steve anymore? Is Steve not good?" Steve Zaizai became more and more aggrieved as he said more and more. With tears in his eyes, he hiccupped and wiped his tears onto Yan Zhiyu's trouser legs.

The voice was childish, but also with Steve's usual seriousness, Yan Zhiyu felt his heart tremble.

He hurriedly put the shopping bag aside, hugged Steve Zai Zai distressedly, and smacked his face, "Don't cry, don't cry, Yan Zhiyu loves Steve the most."

It’s okay if he doesn’t say anything, after hearing what he said, Steve Zaizai’s face twitched together, tears fell down, he rubbed his eyes and pointed to Tony Zaizai who was playing with his feet and cried, “ Nini said I was disobedient, you don't want me anymore, Steve is not disobedient!"

Yan Zhiyu hugged Steve Zaizai with one hand, and wiped his tears. Steve was still the mature and stable Steve. After crying for a while, he calmed down. He hugged Yan Zhiyu, The mouth shouted to kiss the mouth.

Yan Zhiyu looked at the two-year-old little Douding who couldn't let go of his mouth. Xiao Douding waited for a long time, but Yan Yan of his family didn't kiss him. Steve sniffed in frustration, and stayed honestly in Yan Zhiyu's arms. Li, fiddled with his fingers aggrieved.

Nini is right, Yan Yan doesn't love Steve Zai Zai anymore, Steve pursed his mouth, trying not to let his tears flow out, intending to establish an image of a good baby in Yan Zhiyu's heart, and become Yan Zhiyu again favorite baby.

Steve Zaizai: No, the more I think about it, the sadder it gets, I can’t help it, QAQ

Yan Zhiyu put Steve on the sofa, and stuffed the sucking fruit puree he bought into his hand. Steve took a mouthful reluctantly, and then sank, throwing away the plan of competing for favor that he had just made. Going to the side, he honestly held the fruit puree and began to eat it seriously. @

After finishing the most coaxing Steve Zaizai, Yan Zhiyu looked at Tony Zaizai, who was sitting on the sofa with an innocent face, with a headache. Tony was still wearing the bunny suit that Jarvis gave him, looking very cute up.

But Yan Zhiyu looked at Banner Zaizai who was sitting under his buttocks, and felt that things were not that simple.

"Don't sit on other children, it's wrong." Yan Zhiyu hugged Tony, revealing the sleeping Dr. Banner below. "Shall we play with blocks?"

Yan Zhiyu stuffed the Lego bricks to Tony, and Tony looked at it in a daze, then picked up a small piece of bricks and stuffed it into his mouth.

Yan Zhiyu: ...Oh my god...

"It's not for fun, Tony can use it to make things that Tony likes, like this." Yan Zhiyu built a small house casually, "Tony can do whatever he wants."

Tony played with the building blocks curiously. He tilted his head and thought for a moment, waving his little hands and babbling to Jarvis, and began to put together seriously.

Jarvis, who had been watching by the side, heard that the memory stick was about to melt. He pointed the surveillance camera at Tony and looked very pleased.

Jarvis: Sir is so cute, even cuter when he becomes a baby.

As soon as Yan Zhiyu finished Tony, he turned around and saw Clinton and Natasha fighting. Clinton grabbed Natasha's pigtail and mumbled, "Xiaona hurt Clinton!"

Natasha pinched Clinton's cheeks and shouted with red eyes, "You hit me first!"

Yan Zhiyu took a deep breath, walked over to separate the two children, began to be fair to the abbot, and then threatened and lured the two babies with toys and snacks.

"Xiaona, don't sit stupidly with Clinton!" Natasha said angrily as she sat on the far left side of the sofa with her teddy bear in her arms.

"I don't want to sit with a vicious tigress!" Clinton drew a dividing line on the sofa with a marker. "You are not allowed to come in, this is my territory! You are not allowed to touch my cookies!"

"It's not your cookie!"

"It's mine!!!"

Natasha turned her head to ignore him, and started playing with the teddy bear with red eyes.

The desired effect was not achieved, but at least all the Avenger babies gathered on the couch, and none of them ran around. Yan Zhiyu sat in the middle of the sofa, making sure not to favor any baby, so as not to make other babies jealous.

Tony played with building blocks for a long time and spelled out a four-faced Jarvis. He climbed off the sofa and ran with Jarvis building blocks to show Jarvis, but he tripped over a slipper on the way and threw Jarvis to the ground. Broken.

Tony Zaizai: ......... Hey! ! !

Tony's cries were like ecstasy, and the Avengers babies who had been playing their own games suddenly started crying too.

While crying, Steve climbed off the sofa and put the skin of the puree into the trash can, took another wet wipe to wipe his hands, and threw the wet wipe in.

He cried for a while and found that Yan Zhiyu had been coaxing Tony Zaizai and never came to see him. Steve took a few deep breaths and cried even harder.

Natasha, who had already had red eyes, gritted her teeth, and finally couldn't hold back her sobs, "Stupidly pulling Nana's hair! It hurts so much! Pull it all out! I don't want to play with bears! Ah!"

Natasha flicked the bear aside, startling Clinton.

Clinton threw the children's toy bow aside, trying to rush over to fight Natasha, but stepped on the sleeping Dr. Banner.

Dr. Banner was fine, but Clinton fell onto the sofa and got a red spot on his forehead. He covered his head, lay down on the sofa and began to roll around begging for petting. @

Dr. Banner rubbed his eyes, and when he woke up, he was startled by Clinton's crying, and then he was kicked off the sofa by Clinton.

Dr. Banner sat on the ground for a while before he realized what he had experienced. A green light glowed on his face. After a while, the Hulk baby appeared. He overturned Clinton and patted his fleshy body with his small fist. breast, growling in a childish voice.

"Hulk smashed!"

Yan Zhiyu caught Clinton in a hurry, looked at a group of crying babies, sat down on the rampaging Hulk cubs in despair, and had to be careful not to crush him.

When Clinton and Natasha wrestled together again, Yan Zhiyu broke down and shouted, "Jarvis, contact Saul! Let him clean up this mess!"

"I can't get in touch, how about I find some nannies?"

Steve Zaizai tilted his head to look at it for a while, took out a tissue to wipe Yan Zhiyu's face, and coaxed him to shed tears, "Be good, don't cry, don't cry, hiccup."

Yan Zhiyu: No, find someone to kill me.

Loki rubbed his waist and lay on the bed, looking at the scene inside the Avengers Building with bright eyes. Sol handed him a glass of water and fed it to his mouth. Loki drank it without looking at it, and continued to watch the Avengers baby scuffle.

Sol came back from the shower and didn't see Loki who was on the bed. He asked suspiciously, "Di Dee, where have you been?"

Under the quilt, Rocky Cub struggled desperately, but couldn't get out no matter what.

Baby Rocky: Sol you stupid!