The Taoist Master's Book of Merit[Zhongyingmei]

"Yan, Yan? Can you hear me?"

Yan Zhiyu vaguely heard the self-service system screaming, and he waved his hands indiscriminately, trying to turn over and continue sleeping.

Immediately afterwards, his body was suspended in the air, and he fell to the ground with a slap, which woke Yan Zhiyu awake.

He lay on the ground, covered his head and gasped in pain when he got up.

"Awake?" the self-service system muttered, and threw a buff on him. After the blessing, Yan Zhiyu became much more awake.

After seeing the surrounding scene clearly, Yan Zhiyu collapsed.

He walked over and pushed Clinton in, who was about to fall off the sofa, and helped Steve, who was sitting on the coffee table as if he was just closing his eyes, to the chair.

Looking at the Avengers who had drunk together, Yan Zhiyu was completely dumbfounded.

"How is this possible? Don't care about others. How could Steve and I get drunk?" Yan Zhiyu picked up the beer bottles scattered on the ground, and picked up a little drunk spider by the way. He looked around Counting the number of people, he said in surprise, "Where's Miranda? I remember she also came to the party."

"I don't know, you dragged me to dance after drinking stupidly, I got annoyed, so I completely blocked you." The self-service system joked, "But you are very good at pole dancing, it seems that venom is quite useful."

Yan Zhiyu tapped his dull brain after a hangover, sat next to Steve and thought about it for a moment, and the memory only stayed in the middle of the party, when Miranda, who was late because of a date with her boyfriend, brought two bottles of wine to celebrate.

While the other Avengers weren't paying attention, he smuggled a drink with the little spider, sneaked behind the sofa and drank it, and then there was nothing else.

Yan Zhiyu smoothly pushed the little spider who was about to fall off the sofa, the little spider turned over, babbled and snored, and he muttered vaguely, "Stay away from me...Wade...stay away .”

It seems that the coolness is more thorough than that of Yan Zhiyu.

Yan Zhiyu picked up the wine bottle that fell on the ground, pondered for a moment, no matter what he thought, there was something wrong with the wine, "103, check this wine for me."

The self-service system froze for a moment, silently flashing a circle of light, "Loki, the god of mischief, can add ingredients to his cane, which can make stupid people in the atrium pour a glass of Asgard wine. And, don't call me 103, I'm a self-service system."

Yan Zhiyu didn't know what the self-service system had experienced, but he could hear the resistance in its tone.

Yan Zhiyu is no longer a rookie who just came to this world. He knows that the system is just a bit more advanced artificial intelligence than Jarvis, and it is all programmed, but the self-service system feels more like a real existence to him. Those who have lived through it are much more real and natural than his first system 520.

"Then what do I call you? Help? Everything?"

"All right, all right. Anyway, don't call me by that name," the self-service system said sullenly.

Yan Zhiyu didn't continue this topic. No matter how you think about it, the name World Cleaning Machine No. 103 would not be a good name.

"Jarvis, do you know exactly what happened?" Yan Zhiyu couldn't remember what happened. He played with the wine bottle and looked back and forth for Miranda.

"I have a video here, please wake up other people, I think everyone needs to watch it together." Jarvis said gracefully.

Yan Zhiyu suddenly had a bad idea, he hesitated, and finally chose to call the others.

"Jarvis? What video?" After being shaken awake by Yan Zhiyu, Tony became much more conscious. He covered his head and asked while sitting on the sofa with the other Avengers.

"Before watching, I advise Dr. Banner to take a deep breath and not get excited."

Hearing this sentence, Yan Zhiyu suddenly had a bad feeling.

The video was projected by Jarvis, which is the perspective of the monitor.

Tony sat on the sofa, shook a wine bottle stopper, and said to Peter Parker, who was holding a wine glass in a daze, "son! I admire you very much. The money in this is yours. You will inherit my billions tomorrow. Jarvis! Come see our boy, he's as smart as I was!"

Peter Parker leaned over obediently, and Tony solemnly put the cork into Peter's hand, and said, "This is a token of the Stark family, hold it and you will be the only heir of the Stark family, the heir of the Stark family." Glory!"

Peter Parker puffed up his chest and said earnestly with slightly red eyes, "I will protect it, Papa Tony."

Tony patted Peter Parker on the shoulder with relief, and let out a long, disillusioned sigh.

At this holy moment, the background music of the fake Stark father and son is Clinton's singing. He is standing on a chair and playing wine bottles, while Yan Zhiyu is dancing with a steel pipe from nowhere.

Steve sat on the side and applauded them. After Natasha watched for a while, she sneered, "It's extremely boring."

Then rushed up to fight Yan Zhiyu.

Dr. Banner stood by the floor-to-ceiling windows, looking into the distance melancholy, contemplating for a long time, and hiccupped.

Forgot everything I wanted to say, the last person sat by the window and murmured, "Hulk is not a monster."

And Miranda sat on the only surviving sofa, drinking wine gracefully, watching everything in front of her with interest.

'She' raised her head suddenly, as if she found Jarvis who had been secretly filming, 'she' held her palm in a false grip, and a scepter solidified in 'her' hand, the last green light flashed, and the picture ended.

Avengers:  …

Then Jarvis replayed it again, fearing that the Avengers might not remember.

The Avenger & the little spider who just remembered: ...Jarvis!

Tony Stark, who suddenly had the first heir, looked at Miranda on the projection, frowned and said, "Loki, what is he doing here, and Sol."

No one answered him, Natasha looked at herself dancing in the video with a smile, and her fingers clicked.

"Wow..." Peter Parker stood up abruptly, took out the cork from his pocket and said, "Look! I still have the token of the Stark family in my hand!"

"Calm down kid, it's just a wine cork." Tony teased, taking the cork back, "And now I'm reclaiming my inheritance."

Peter Parker matched the sadness for a second.

"Okay, we still have something to solve, the purpose of Rocky's coming here," Steve said seriously, drawing everyone's attention, "More importantly, what happened to the real Miranda."

Yan Zhiyu squatted on the ground, and pulled out a container bottle from under the sofa, which contained something purple.

There was a piece of paper pasted on it, which said, "Atrium people, your dull performance successfully pleased me, this is a tip for you."

Peter Parker took it, looked back and forth, and said puzzledly, "The stuff in it looks like medicine, virus or something else."

When everyone was discussing, Yan Zhiyu looked at the query results of the self-service system and said, "G virus is an upgraded version of the virus in me."

The room was suddenly silent, and Peter Parker, who didn't know the truth, spoke first. He exclaimed, "Oh my God, you have a virus. How do you feel now? Do you need to rest for a while? Are you uncomfortable? Are you thirsty? Are you hungry..."

"Son, then, your sealer fell off." Tony threw the cork over, Peter Parker raised his hand weakly after catching it, and Peter Parker said quickly after getting a signal from Tony, "Do you need cold medicine? !"

Tony twitched the corner of his mouth, turned around and confiscated the Stark family's keepsake, the cork, again.

"It already has an upgraded version, and we only have the most basic inhibitor." Tony pondered, he took the bottle with a solemn expression, exchanged glances with Steve, and returned to their laboratory with Dr. Banner Start a new round of research.

"Jarvis cooperates with Natasha Clinton to find the source of infection, I will go to Miranda, and you, Yan" Steve said to Yan Zhiyu, bypassing the excited Peter Parker who was ready to fight at any time, "You are responsible for his Get home safely, and then make sure to give yourself a normal rest day."

Yan Zhiyu, who had been waiting for the task to be released, looked at Steve in surprise, "When you need manpower so much. Do you want me to rest?"

Steve comforted Peter Parker, who had been eager to try, and said to Yan Zhiyu, "Time is urgent, but it is not yet the imminent moment. You have just solved the virus and need to rest and relax. It is not suitable to participate in the mission. At least Take three days off and embody the life of a normal boy his age."

Natasha and Clinton looked at Yan Zhiyu, who had lost weight twice, and nodded in agreement.

The self-service system is relatively straightforward. It lists Yan Zhiyu's physical condition in a table. Yan Zhiyu looked at the data on it, which were all seriously below his normal level, and finally realized that he really couldn't continue to perform missions.

"And you, Peter" Steve looked at Peter Parker, "What you need to do is to let him have fun for three days. Don't worry about the school, let us take care of it."

"But I want to go on a mission with the Avengers..." Peter Parker said listlessly.

Clinton interjected, "That's right, the task issued by the captain, Yan and you, satisfy all your ideas."

Peter Parker looked at Steve and then at Yan Zhiyu beside him. He thought for a moment and stood at attention, "Received! I promise to complete the task!"

…………

Thor scurrying back and forth, and after being walked by several phantoms of Loki, finally found his brother when he was looking for his Avenger friends in the atrium of the armistice meeting.

"What are you holding?" When Thor found Loki, he was hitting the head of a completely mutated source of infection with a scepter, and he was playing with a container bottle in his other hand.

Seeing Sol coming, he quickly put away his things and said calmly, "I thought it would take you longer to find me."

"What did you put away, Loki?" Sol said vigilantly, "Give it to me, I don't like how it feels, you should stay away from it."

"But it's powerful...Look at him." Loki poked at the screaming zombie again, "Look, it will create something stronger than him."

Sol looked at the monster-like person in front of Loki in disbelief, and he stretched out his hand to Loki, "Give it to me, you can't control it, give it to me."

Loki stared into Sol's eyes silently, he shook his head, "Not my brother, it's mine."

But to his surprise, Thor didn't continue to yell at him, but carefully looked at the bottle in his hand, slowly stretched out his hand, looked straight into his eyes, and said earnestly, "Give it to me, Loki , it's dangerous, you'll get hurt by it, give it to me, brother."

Loki froze for a moment, he tapped on the scepter, and when Thor flew over, he disappeared in place.

Immediately afterwards, Miranda, who was trying to cover the marks on her neck, received a call. Loki looked at the bottle in his hand and said casually, "Miranda, I have something to tell you."

Halfway through the Avengers Gathering the next day, Loki landed below the Avengers Tower with two bottles of wine in hand, and when he walked into Jarvis' surveillance area, he transformed himself into Miranda.