The Taoist Master's Book of Merit[Zhongyingmei]

Yan Zhiyu was enjoying watching the excitement, when he suddenly used his super vision enhanced by internal force, he saw someone waving to him in the distance.

Yan Zhiyu narrowed his eyes, and took a closer look, wow, acquaintance.

The reaction of the self-service system was even greater than his. It yelled in Yan Zhiyu's head, saying, wow, the old dog Sunny (beep——) is here.

Yan Zhiyu felt that the self-service system had changed, it was no longer the reserved and cold system before.

Sunny Miller over there was still waving at him, Yan Zhiyu said in his heart, you are stupid or I am stupid, I will not go by myself, and I am not stupid.

The self-service system followed suit, "It's a trap at first glance, just pass it if you're stupid (beep)"

Then they get the task:

"Urgent Mission: Sunny Miller's Trap, please the host within 3 minutes, confront Sunny Miller head-on, and lure Sunny Miller to expose her conspiracy.

Task reward: a random gift bag.

Task failure: a certain amount of points will be deducted randomly.

Since it is a task issued by the self-service system, the host has no right to refuse, and the task starts immediately, with a countdown of 3 minutes. "

Yan Zhiyu: ...Little Zhuzhu, you betrayed me.

Self-service system: ...I'm not, I don't!The main system (beep—) framed me!

Yan Zhiyu felt his face was hot and a little painful.

He really didn't want to be a little idiot, but after checking his point balance, he felt that there was nothing wrong with being a little idiot, why ask so much.

He snorted and told himself that as a qualified hero, one still has to take care of the overall situation.

So Yan Zhiyu stood up suddenly, used lightness kung fu, held back his anger, and ran towards Sunny Miller with a murderous look.

As he ran, he felt that he was really catching up and being a little fool.

Sunny Miller looked at Yan Zhiyu who was coming towards him, and he was completely dumbfounded.

She stretched out her hands to beckon her face, in fact, when she was passing by, she saw Facebook squatting facing her, so she had a whim and waved for fun, I never thought he would come over.

How could anyone rush forward in such a situation where one could tell it was a trap at a glance, unless he was stupid.

But she didn't expect that the enemy was really stupid.

Due to a complete miscalculation of the enemy's intelligence, Sunny Miller had no time to react, and was slapped on the ground by Yan Zhiyu's sword box, and did not get up for a long time.

Yan Zhiyu only dared to press Sunny Miller with the sword box, he was afraid that he would injure Sunny Miller with the flying sword and be touched by this female hooligan again.

If you can't poke and poke with a flying sword, you will be very unhappy.

Yan Zhiyu held back his anger and couldn't get up or down. He blushed and held back for a long time, and finally decided to follow the previous plan and insult her viciously with words.

So he said in a ruthless and murderous voice, "Bah, coquettish bastard!"

Sunny Miller, who thought that The Facebook Man was going to speak harshly and threatened her:... Poof

Yan Zhiyu became even angrier. What is this crazy woman laughing at? Didn't she hear that she was humiliating her?

Yan Zhiyu thought about it, thinking that Sunny Miller knew who he was anyway.

So he lifted his mask, with a cold face, contemptuous eyes, and a haughty demeanor, using the most annoying voice he could make, he said to Sunny Miller, "He~~~tui!"

Dangdang only used onomatopoeia because Dangdang felt that spitting was too incompatible with its status as the No. [-] sect in Wudang.

Sunny Miller: ... poof ha ha ha

Then Yan Zhiyu noticed that Sunny Miller smiled even more happily.

Yan Zhiyu finally understood that Sunny Miller was a crazy woman, and it was useless to scold her, only to beat her.

But he can't fight, so angry!

No, I can't help it anymore, hit her!

Yan Zhiyu was about to tell his flying sword that he should poke this bad guy with the hilt, not other places, this guy is very unreasonable.

At this moment, a black shadow rushed over first.

When Hei Ying passed by Yan Zhiyu, he kicked his ass resentfully.

"If you don't know how to swear, don't swear, hit her." Then he rushed over, holding Sunny Miller down and about to remove her arm.

Looking at Natasha's skillful technique, Yan Zhiyu felt a chill in his elbow.

After Sunny Miller had an arm removed by Natasha in seconds, she realized that something was wrong.

She grinned her teeth in pain, and grinned stiffly at Natasha, flames burst out of her body, and then, her whole body turned into a raging fire, rushing towards Natasha.

When Sunny Miller set himself on fire, Yan Zhiyu hugged Natasha immediately, and at the same time opened his own protective cover, completely covering Natasha inside.

Natasha didn't know that Yan Zhiyu had a protective shield, she only knew that she would never allow Yan Zhiyu to be hurt by her side.

She originally planned to kick Yan Zhiyu away, and then try her best to avoid it.

So when Yan Zhiyu rushed over to hug her, she scolded him angrily and told him to go away.

Then when the flames hit, he turned around and held Yan Zhiyu tightly to protect him in his arms.

"Natasha!" Steve, who was rushing over, saw this scene and threw his shield at the flames.

But it was useless, the shield went straight through without affecting Sunny Miller at all.

Seeing the flames engulfing Yan Zhiyu and Natasha, Steve felt that it was extremely difficult to breathe.

He caught the shield flying back, full of rage, and was just about to fight Sunny Miller to the death, and then... Then Sunny Miller was drowned by a jet of water.

Steve was about to shout "No!", but it got stuck in his throat, and he was a little choked.

Steve: ...the situation has changed too quickly to be sad.

The little spider Peter Parker, who came over in time, ran over with a water gun in his arms, and jumped around Steve excitedly.

He puffed up his chest, saluted Steve as if asking for credit, then turned his head and shot Sunny Miller who had just set himself on fire, and the water jet hit Sunny Miller on the ground, and he didn't get up for a long time.

Yan Zhiyu reacted very quickly. The moment the flame on Sunny Miller's body went out, and he turned back into a human form, like a hungry tiger rushing for food, he rushed over and lay on top of Sunny Miller.

Peter Parker jumped to Yan Zhiyu's side and raised the water gun threateningly.

Sunny Miller put away the fire, laughed wildly, and whispered to Yan Zhiyu in a bewitching voice: "Do you know what the Internet says about you? Let me think about it. Oh, they let you go to court and let you go to court." Get the hell out of the Avengers, get out of New York, that's the best thing to say."

Yan Zhiyu pressed her head to tell her to shut up, don't spread rumors, those ladies like him, he knows it.

Sunny Miller made a surprised voice, and then said clearly, "It turns out that Iron Man has been hiding from you, and that's right, after all, all the Avengers treat you like a fragile doll, oh look at you, don't look at me like that , are you going to cry, how did a baby like you join the Avengers?"

As she spoke, she glanced secretly, and stood not far away watching her vigilantly at Steve, then lowered her voice again and said, "I understand, I saw you hugging him, that's how you joined the Avengers Yes, it’s really not easy to do it with such a big gap between the two of you.”

Yan Zhiyu actually didn't understand what she was talking about, because Sunny Miller had a little accent when he was excited, but this didn't prevent him from feeling insulted by Sunny Miller.

Although Yan Zhiyu didn't understand it, the self-service system did, and it exploded with an awow like a cat whose tail was stepped on.

"Mother's little bitch, you (beep——) run the train with your mouth full, the leader of the trail, she is scolding you for selling your position, you wait, wait until I find the props, I will kill her a brat today! "

The self-service system is almost turning into a flashing light. It puffed through Yan Zhiyu's system space, found a dusty red envelope in the corner, and stuffed it in Yan Zhiyu's hand. To Sunny Miller's mouth.

After listening to the system's explanation, Yan Zhiyu was very angry. Why should he say that he was selling his status? He was obviously stupid to get in.

Under Natasha's kind eyes, he tried his best to show his stupidity to get in, and was pressed and rubbed by Natasha on the ground several times, so that he didn't hang dead on the floor of the Avengers Building.

Bah, coquettish bitch!

He took out the red envelope stuffed into him by the self-service system, quickly opened it, without even looking at it, and quickly stuffed it into Sunny Miller's mouth.

After stuffing it in, he heard the system prompt, "Congratulations to the host Yan Zhiyu, who took out Xue Xiaoren's toenail x 1. Note: This red envelope is blessed by the self-service system and has special functions. The host reads out a specific command, that is, can be activated. '

Yan Zhiyu was disgusted by the 'toenails'.

Especially when he saw Sunny Miller smacking his lips in confusion, he almost cried from nausea.

Yan Zhiyu rubbed the hand that had just taken out the red envelope on Sunny Miller's clothes.

Then he thought for a while, trembling his voice, and said, "Count the stars?"

no response.

Yan Zhiyu tilted his head to think about it, and then said, "Baby?"

No response either.

Yan Zhiyu's head was full of the chubby Xue Xiaoren pretending to be stupid, and he couldn't help shivering.

Yan Zhiyu suddenly remembered that he had seen Xue Xiaoren following Xue Yiren, surrounding him calling him brother.

Yan Zhiyu hesitated, and tentatively said, "My good brother?"

"Congratulations to the host for activating the special function of the item, Sunny Miller is retarded for 3 minutes."

Yan Zhiyu saw Sunny Miller's eyes suddenly become dull, and then smiled sweetly at him like a child.

Yan Zhiyu got up carefully, and kicked Sunny Miller vigilantly, "Get up!"

Sunny Miller grunted, got up, and continued to smirk at Yan Zhiyu.

Yan Zhiyu thought her smile was cute, but it couldn't hide the fact that she was just a little bitch.

But she smiled so innocently, Yan Zhiyu really didn't know how to hit her for a while.

He tentatively patted her with the sword box, Sunny Miller was hurt, she blinked her eyes and burst into tears.

Yan Zhiyu and the little spider Peter Parker, who was holding a water gun and watching the fun, were panicked from crying.

Yan Zhiyu sniffed, a little aggrieved, thinking why are you crying, I want to cry!

Yan Zhiyu and Peter Parker gave Sunny face, but Natasha didn't give her face, Natasha wouldn't even give Sunny face!

The female agent sneered, and gave a roundabout kick to the head of Sunny Miller who was crying, and then unarmed Sunny Miller who fell down.

Halfway through unloading, Steve grabbed Natasha and stopped him, "Enough Natasha, stop it."

Natasha looked at him in disbelief, just about to refute.

Seeing Steve with a dark face, he slapped the crying Sunny Miller unconscious with a shield, then mended a few feet, turned his head to Natasha with a smile, and said in a gentle and kind tone, "It's been a long time, it's time to fight!" It's my turn."

Natasha:  …

She looked back at Yan Zhiyu, and asked him if he would come and kick him. Of course, Yan Zhiyu would not let go of the opportunity, but he still asked cautiously, "Can I really hit her?"

Natasha's eyes widened, and she said, "Of course, when catching the bad guys, I accidentally made a mistake, isn't it okay?"

As Natasha clapped her hands, Hawkeye Clinton immediately ran over with the phone in his hands, offering it with both hands.

Isn't it just random editing of P pictures? How could Sunny Miller beat Jarvis in P?

She asked Clinton to take a video of Sunny Miller's fire, and if she spoke to her again on the Internet, Natasha would post the video online.

Tony didn't follow, because he was stopping Wenfeng's reporters who came to work late at night, lest they rush to the playground and hit Yan Zhiyu in the face with those long guns and short cannons.

"Mr. Stark, what do you think of this fire?"

"Mr. Stark, we found a photo of the scene. How do you explain the words in the photo? Was the fire caused by a retaliatory activity?"

Tony didn't hold back, and sneered. He looked down at the reporters in his armor.

"When there's a fire, should we blame the arsonist or should we blame the firefighters?"

The female reporter said, of course it was the arsonist.

Tony clenched his fists and continued, "Then we're still talking about the fire. Should we blame the arsonist or the superhero who put out the fire?"

The female reporter said that if the fire was caused by the hatred between the superhero and the arsonist, then the superhero problem should be considered.

Tony laughed angrily at her answer, it's all fire, it's all fire fighting, why should superheroes be thankless.

He told Jarvis that if the female reporter wasn't Hydra, he, Tony Stark, would donate Jarvis to MIT today!

He asked Jarvis to check the woman's personal records, and finally Jarvis came back and told him that it was really not Hydra, but just here to make trouble.

Tony froze in mid-air. He chose to temporarily lose his memory, such as forgetting what he said before that he wanted to donate Jarvis.

Jarvis went on to say, "Sir, the results of my calculations show that this female reporter has obviously lost her mind. Her answer is seriously inconsistent with the way of thinking of normal humans, so I just called the mental hospital and asked them to come back tomorrow." Take her there to have a look, and if she is stupid, she can be treated accordingly in time."

Sunny Miller, who was knocked out, is much better behaved, Steve thought so, and made up again.

Yan Zhiyu also kicked secretly, and was so happy after kicking!

So he couldn't help kicking again.

Yan Zhiyu: ...It's so cool! ! !