The Taoist Master's Book of Merit[Zhongyingmei]

Yan Zhiyu pretended not to understand what Steve was saying, and blinked at Steve, Xiao Dangdang was past the age to find a parent.

Yan Zhiyu felt that as an adult Dangdang, at least a Dangdang who had been an adult before, if he couldn't fight, he would ask his parents to support him, which sounds...it couldn't be better.

He went to Huashan to pick trouble before, but because he miscalculated the strength of the enemy and us, when he was chased and beaten by Huashan, he always ran back to Wudang crying to rescue the soldiers.

Every time Senior Brother Cai would taunt him, he would take him to Huashan to find a place.

I don't know if Brother Cai missed him, or if he was prostituted by those poor Chinese.

But this is not what Yan Zhiyu needs to consider now, he has already figured out who to complain to next time.

Just look for Natasha, Natasha is super handsome, she can definitely make Fleischer bald!

Yan Zhiyu raised his head and winked at Steve with a pure face, and Yan Zhiyu, who had met Steve in private for countless times in his dreams, gave him a straight man who couldn't be more straight hug.

On the surface, it looks barely straight, but in fact, Yan Zhiyu, who has been quietly bent inside, took the opportunity to rub Steve's chest muscles a few times reservedly.

He looked up at Steve, then at the door to the open room, and felt that he didn't think about Wu Tang that much, and the world with the Avengers was fine.

After releasing Yan Zhiyu, Steve looked down at his chest muscles with doubts on his face. He swore he felt Yan Zhiyu rubbed his chest muscles a few times on purpose.

Steve didn't understand why Yan Zhiyu did this, but he still vaguely realized that Yan Zhiyu might, if he wanted to, bend.

He worriedly looked at Yan Zhiyu, who had a blank expression on his face, but looked happy and was about to fly, and wondered in his heart whether he should take some time to discuss this issue with Yan Zhiyu .

For example, for a 16-year-old boy, it is obviously wrong to secretly rub the chest muscles of the same sex. Of course, it is not okay to rub the opposite sex.

Because of special circumstances today, Yan Zhiyu's first day of school is a half-day class.

He happily went back to the classroom and took away the green schoolbag with the Little Hulk given to him by Dr. Banner. Before leaving, he was grabbed by the corner of his clothes by Peter Parker.

Peter sat in his seat and looked up at him.

Yan Zhiyu thought that Peter was worried about him, so he whispered to Peter that he was fine and Steve and the others were not angry with him.

Peter Parker's face was a little red, his eyes rolled around in a daze, and finally he said embarrassedly, "Well, actually...Yan, can you help me get Tony Stark's autograph? I like Tony Stark so much." Tucker, I'm his fan, I..."

Because it was a recess and no one cared, so Peter excitedly pulled Yan Zhiyu and talked for a long time.

Yan Zhiyu, who was forced to listen to a series of Tony Stark, felt that Peter had changed, he didn't talk so much before.

But his family's Tony Juju is so charming, so charming that he can turn a quiet and introverted Peter Parker into a chatterbox.

Yan Zhiyu also likes Tony, because Tony loves him so much, he found that he and his new friend Peter Parker have a common topic - fancy compliments to Tony Stark.

After Peter Parker used up all the compliments he could think of, he looked at Yan Zhiyu expectantly.

Yan Zhiyu seemed to see a tail wagging behind Peter.

Yan Zhiyu felt that the problem was not too big, because Tony was sending him autographs every day, all kinds of autographs. Last night, Tony also gave him a set of limited photobooks with autographs as a gift for the beginning of school.

He planned to ask Tony for a signed miniature Iron Man model. Yan Zhiyu knew that Jarvis had collected a lot of Iron Man models, and Peter would definitely like it.

Yan Zhiyu was taken away by Steve in the end, because Peter Parker was so excited, Yan Zhiyu even once thought that Peter would propose to go back with him, and he also thought that if Peter proposed to visit his house, what should he do? what to do.

After all, he just lied to Peter that he was a relative of Steve Rogers, Tony Stark's personal driver, so Tony came to see him at school.

He also told Peter that Natasha was Tony's personal secretary and Clinton was Tony's shooting instructor.

Peter believed it.

Yan Zhiyu was a little flustered, especially after he met Natasha, Tony's freshly baked personal secretary, just after he left the classroom, he was even more flustered.

Hope Peter doesn't tell anyone else what he told him before.

Because of a guilty conscience, when Yan Zhiyu left, he was always sandwiched between his relative's boss Tony and his relative Steve.

Clinton didn't come back, he was thrown by Natasha to play with Coulson at Midtown High.

Natasha, the private secretary, narrowed her eyes and looked at Yan Zhiyu, who was full of guilt, a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, which made Yan Zhiyu tremble.

Yan Zhiyu quickly put away his paralyzed face and smiled innocently at Natasha, Steve, who had been walking beside him, suddenly stretched out his hand and pulled him into his arms.

Steve frowned and looked at the woman who just looked down at his phone and walked towards Yan Zhiyu as if a navigation was installed on his head. Following his movements, he turned sideways flexibly and continued to bump into Yan Zhiyu straight in the arms.

Steve was not happy, he pulled Yan Zhiyu who was still sneaking into his arms completely subconsciously, and directly wrapped Yan Zhiyu who was eyeing Natasha into his arms.

Yan Zhiyu was still flattering Natasha with his eyes, and he didn't care when he was dragged by Steve at first, but then, he was dragged to lie on Steve's chest muscles.

Happiness came too suddenly, Yan Zhiyu didn't realize it, but others did.

After the woman realized that she couldn't hit Yan Zhiyu, she quickly reached out and stuffed a note into Yan Zhiyu's jeans back pocket, and then rubbed Yan Zhiyu's head against Steve's high pressure.

Yan Zhiyu felt that his ass was being touched, he poked his head out of Steve's arms with a blushing face, tilted his head curiously and looked out, and saw the beautiful woman with wheat-colored skin flirting at him. Eyes, and blow a kiss.

Yan Zhiyu's face turned red, and he retracted his head abruptly, thinking that Miss Sister is really pretty.

He looked up again at Steve, who didn't know why, and his complexion was not good. After comparing, he felt that although the young lady was very beautiful, he still liked Steve more.

Steve didn't know why he was suddenly in a bad mood. He attributed it to that woman's behavior was too bold, and she did those provocative/teasing behaviors to Yan Zhiyu, who was still a child.

After the woman walked away, Tony whistled at Yan Zhiyu. He reached out and poked Steve, who had a serious expression, and said jokingly:

"Don't make such an expression, Captain, this era is not yours, don't be so rigid, Yan Zhiyu is sixteen, it's not a big deal, I guess it's just a phone number."

Steve said that this is not a problem of the times, Yan Zhiyu is not yet an adult, look at what that girl has done.

As he spoke, he took out the things that the woman had stuffed in from Yan Zhiyu's jeans pocket, unfolded them and looked at them, and it turned out to be a string of numbers, with a lip print on it, and the words 'Remember to call me' next to it. '

Steve handed the note to Tony, and after Tony read it, he smiled and handed the note to Natasha.

Natasha, who had seen through everything, directly rolled up the note and threw it into the nearest trash can.

Yan Zhiyu watched their series of actions in confusion, not understanding why the ball of paper given to him by the young lady was suddenly thrown away.

He raised his hand, wanting to say, this is a note for him, and he wants to see it too.

But seeing Natasha's smile, he swallowed back the words that came to his lips.

Isn't it just a note, how can life be important, isn't it good to live.

This episode did not affect the good mood of the others except Steve.

After returning to the Avengers Building, Yan Zhiyu took the little clumsy hand together to observe the enemy's situation for a while.

He was sure that Tony was in a good mood, so he took the Iron Man model he got from Jarvis, and a postcard with Tony's big face printed on it, which was kindly funded by Jarvis, and found Tony who was dueling with vegetable juice.

Yan Zhiyu raised his head slightly and said to Tony who was wearing height-enhancing slippers, "Tony, can you sign my friend, Peter Parker?"

Without hesitation, Tony skillfully signed a string of cursive signatures on the postcard that Yan Zhiyu couldn't understand, and then very smoothly signed one on Yan Zhiyu's new shirt.

After Yan Zhiyu bribed Tony with a donut, he happily went back to play computer with two autographs.

Steve leaked three beanbags by himself, and he still didn't feel comfortable. He always felt that something was not right.

Although the behavior of American women in this era is slightly open, but, with all due respect to him, Yan Zhiyu looks so young, which makes people reluctant to speak.

Moreover, Yan Zhiyu's appearance does not meet the criteria for choosing a spouse for American women.

Think about it, Steve believes that no American woman would like a boy with fairer skin than a female star, and a thin and soft waist.

Steve took a sip of Red Bull, and felt that the matter could not be left alone. He asked Jarvis to pay attention, and if Yan Zhiyu went out alone, he must tell him if he met that woman again.

Jarvis said yes, after Steve finished drinking Red Bull, Jarvis suddenly said:

"Captain, when the little Daoist was playing on the computer just now, he added a friend. Not surprisingly, he is the person you asked me to pay attention to. And the two of them are now online, talking happily. Captain, if you still plan to stop the little Daoist from falling in love After talking, I suggest you go to his bedroom immediately and interrupt their chat."

Steve wanted to say, no, what he cared about was not Yan Zhiyu's puppy love, but that woman herself was very problematic.

He told Natasha passing by his point of view.

Natasha pondered for a moment, and told him not to worry, she had actually thought about this problem, but she could tell that that woman was just with ordinary people.Even a woman in poor health, even if there is any conspiracy, Yan Zhiyu can handle it alone.

Yan Zhiyu didn't know that Steve and Natasha in the common room were worrying about his affairs, and he was having a good chat with his new netizen online now.

He tapped on the keyboard seriously, trying to improve his typing speed.

'Super handsome little Dangdang': Do you really think Facebook Man is super handsome?

'Sister didn't come back': Yeah, I think he's the most handsome and manly superhero in the entire Avengers, and I'm his little fangirl.

Yan Zhiyu didn't believe a single word of what this netizen said.

In total, he acted with the Avengers twice. In the battle of New York, he was frightened by the "fancy little wings" and flew out screaming. In the other conspiracy of the clown, the sound of being hit by falling stones was full of crying.

Yan Zhiyu still knows how embarrassing he is.

And looking at the Internet, everyone wanted to suck him up, but none of them said they wanted to marry him. Yan Zhiyu had already recognized the truth.

Still manly, it would be nice if he didn't smell like milk.

But being praised is always something that makes people happy, so Yan Zhiyu continued to be flattered, and chatted more seriously with this netizen who suddenly added him and praised Facebook Man when he came up.

He was sure that this netizen had taken off his vest, which was not a good omen, so while chatting, he asked Jarvis to help him look up this netizen.

A few minutes later, Jarvis came back and told Yan Zhiyu the information it had screened,

"This netizen's original name was 'Sonny Miller', a 22-year-old pharmacist, and his sister was dependent on each other. His sister 'Tina Miller' was injured and died by falling rocks in the library of the Brooklyn Children's Museum that the clown bombed. It happened before you rushed to the museum to help."

At the same time, the self-service system, which has been quiet all the time, suddenly issued a task: "Urgent task, please stop the conspiracy of the clown, the families of the victims, the conspiracy of Sunny Miller,

The mission rewards a random gift bag, and there is no penalty for mission failure.

Since it is a task issued by the self-service system, the host has no right to refuse, and the task takes effect immediately.

There is no time limit for this mission'