The Taoist Master's Book of Merit[Zhongyingmei]

Yan Zhiyu did not return to the dining car that night, and Steve sent a sincere invitation to Yan Zhiyu after the rescue.

Steve invited him to join the Avengers. If Yan Zhiyu felt sudden, this invitation could also be exchanged for a dinner invitation.

In short, we must keep Yan Zhiyu under our noses, educate him on love anytime and anywhere, and help him keep a clear mind.

Through the matter of Harley Quinn, Avengers clearly realized one point.

That is, the little tree doesn't move straight, this little boy can be kidnapped by the clown girl to set off fireworks on the wooden horse today, and tomorrow he can be kidnapped by the hydra to be a little hilarious claw.

As long as he doesn't fight, Yan Zhiyu, whose basic IQ is not above the line, is still wandering around, not knowing that he is not far from being beaten.

He looked at Steve's gentle smile, thinking that Steve and the others had treated him really well, and he felt that they had shared troubles so many times, so they must be trustworthy,

In addition, Hawkeye still chose to protect him with his body, even though he didn't know that the Trojan horse's blow sheet had been removed by him.

Yan Zhiyu remembers the kindness of superheroes to him, which is also the main reason why he chose to take off his vest before.

So he nodded and accepted the invitation.

But his strong desire to survive prompted him to refuse the ride of Tony and Jarvis, as well as the hug of Captain America and Natasha's small motorcycle, including Hawkeye.

Because he just learned from 520 that there is also Tanying CP in the parallel world. He looked at the smiling Hawkeye, but he didn't dare to tell Hawkeye that he also hugged Coulson just now, and Coulson's The chest muscles are already fat and soft.

Seeing that everyone else was about to leave, Yan Zhiyu also waved, intending to fly back with his sword, but when he stretched his hand halfway, Yan Zhiyu suddenly remembered that he seemed to have forgotten something.

He stretched out his hand and asked 520 if he had lost anything.

520 eats the stinky tofu and smokes Yan Zhiyu's brain, it pokes its mouth and thinks seriously for a few tenths of a second, and answers affirmatively, it's not good.

Yan Zhiyu was smoked and spun in circles, telling 520 not to eat anymore, it made his head hurt.

520 smiled and said that it is okay not to eat it, it wants to study how human beings reproduce, Yan Zhiyu said yes, as long as they don't eat stinky tofu, everything else is fine.

Afterwards, Yan Zhiyu's head was filled with the sounds of um, huh, huh, huh, he blushed and listened for a while, feeling that he was almost immune.

When Yan Zhiyu beckoned, Feijian, who had been languidly staying in the dining car, vaguely felt the call. It rushed out with a buzzing sound, and the whole sword was trembling with excitement, but it was halfway through the flight. , I can't feel the calling again.

It hovered in the air in confusion, and didn't wait for the second call. It thought it would go home and look at the dining car, and then it found itself lost.

Fei Jian: ...Master, come to me quickly, I lost myself QAQ.

Yan Zhiyu didn't remember what he lost until he arrived at the Avengers Building.

The Avengers Building has subverted Yan Zhiyu's perception of the world, to be precise, his perception of Jarvis. Here, there are Jarvis everywhere.

When he entered the elevator, it was Jarvis who greeted him, and when he entered the hall, Jarvis directed the little clumsy hand to bring him water, and when he got to the sofa, it was Jarvis who turned on the TV for him to watch.

There was Jarvis everywhere, oh, and Miss Natasha, she was leaning against the wall and staring at Yan Zhiyu with a smile, Yan Zhiyu sensed a trace of murderous intent from that smile.

He looked at Tony, who was sitting on his left, and Steve, who was sitting on his right, feeling a little scared.

But as soon as he moved, the eyes of the people on both sides flicked, and they all looked at him. Yan Zhiyu, who was so stared at, sat tremblingly, regretting accepting the invitation.

Steve watched Yan Zhiyu's increasingly stiff sitting posture, and felt that the pressure exerted was almost enough.

He coughed twice, preparing to get down to business, trying to settle some more important matters before dinner, such as not going with bad guys just because of a marshmallow or a pretty lady.

Yan Zhiyu was startled by Steve's cough and trembled. He read a lot of fanfictions of Natasha and the captain along the way, and was moved by their love story spanning ages and centuries. In order not to destroy the relationship between the two .

He opened his mouth, and said to Steve sincerely, "I don't like Natasha" in the standard spoken language that is like a British nobleman, with a very serious and clear accent.

He looked at Steve's astonished expression, thinking that he didn't believe it, so he repeated seriously, "I really don't like it."

Natasha, who had been leaning against the wall to watch the show, stood up straight and walked over with a sneer. Yan Zhiyu, who felt the murderous aura, vaguely felt that she had said something wrong.

520 was laughing in his head like he was crowing, and back and forth was brainwashing Yan Zhiyu's head by posting fan pictures of Captain America x Black Widow.

Yan Zhiyu was a little worried about 520, thinking that it should be eating stinky tofu, but now he is more worried about his own safety.

He felt that Natasha wanted to strangle him.

In fact, he guessed right. When Natasha pushed him to the ground, Yan Zhiyu found that Natasha was quite like Anxiang's sisters, for example, they all liked to take off his arms.