The Taoist Master's Book of Merit[Zhongyingmei]

Yan Zhiyu was attracted by a young couple.

He has always known that people in this world are more open than theirs, but he didn't expect to be so open,

The two kissers opposite him looked only seven or eight years old. They were so old in Wudang, they were probably still communicating with Fei Jian, and they didn't even know what a woman was.

I think the first time Yan Zhiyu saw a decent female was when he was ten years old, he was led by senior brother Qiu to taste swords in Huashan, and then Huashan senior sisters successfully broke all his beautiful fantasies about females.

He felt that a woman who would hold someone in her arms, kiss and gnaw was simply terrifying.

He was not young at that time, he was already ten years old, and he could almost be pulled out to go on a blind date after rounding it up. At that time, he would be a married man. These women are so close to him now, what if it spreads in the future and ruins their reputation? .

He felt that it was necessary for him to express his firm stand, so he immediately got rid of those Huashan senior sisters and asked Qiu senior brother to condolence to Huashan senior Anxiang.

Brother Qiu saw that he was stupid, and was afraid that he would be wiped out by disciple Anxiang, so he sent him to see the gentle and kind disciple Yunmeng.

Miss Yunmeng was much gentler, they just pulled Yan Zhiyu into women's clothes.

When Senior Brother Qiu brought Yan Zhiyu back to Wudang in maid clothes, Yan Zhiyu became the most popular junior in Wudang.

Yan Zhiyu thought about it, and began to miss Senior Brother Qiu again. Senior Brother Qiu was so kind to him, but he didn't laugh at his female attire. Although Senior Brother Qiu's flying sword mocked him, he believed that Senior Brother Qiu still loved him.

But he really thinks he looks good in women's clothes, really, he looks better than Miss Yunmeng.

520 sees pride in his poker face that has remained unchanged for thousands of years, but it doesn't understand why women's clothes look good.

Yan Zhiyu told it that if the women's clothes look good, they can sell themselves more expensively by going to the Xiangge to sell them.

520 was shocked when he heard that, he was so proud of selling himself!

Yan Zhiyu didn't think there was anything wrong with selling one's body, after all, selling one's body in Dianxiang Pavilion was a serious business among them.

He also went there to work for a few days, just to chat with a few frustrated young ladies under the quilt, and occasionally male guests who were cuckolded would come to him for a drink.

Apart from Huashan, Yan Zhiyu was not afraid of anyone when it came to drinking.So those male guests ended up complaining with him under the quilt.

520 After listening to it for a long time, it took me a long time to understand. The Xiangge is probably a relationship counseling center with a name that sounds like a brothel. It is a place for pure chatting under a quilt.

Pooh, how could it be serious.

520 knew that Yan Zhiyu knew nothing about certain aspects, but it was the first time that it intuitively felt that Yan Zhiyu was so stupid.

What did Wudang do to its Taoist leader? There are no women in Wudang, and there is no such thing. Is the hometown of the Taoist leader so obedient!

520 urgently needs to know whether its own leader is so pure that he has no brains or whether he grew up in a problematic environment, so it spent money to check the life experience of a host for the first time, and the whole system was dumbfounded after it read it.

It turns out that there really is a place where there are only men, and it's called Wudang.At any rate, Shaolin would occasionally come to have a few beautiful beauties as benefactors, but most of the youngsters in Wudang had only seen cooks, who had eight-pack abs and a body stronger than the head.

It turns out that there really is a place where prostitution is just for chatting under a quilt, and it is called Dianxiang Pavilion.Selling oneself there only needs to drink and sing with the guests, without even touching the little hands, and whether to pick up the guests depends entirely on the mood.

The Taoist chief's hometown is really a good place, pure and white. I thought the Taoist chief was stupid because it was too dirty.

Yan Zhiyu heard 520's exclamation, and emphasized to it very seriously that in fact, he understands everything a man should know. He knows what he needs to do after the bridal chamber. He was an adult before.

520 laughed twice, and asked him to speak out and listen.

Yan Zhiyu opened his mouth, stuttered and almost bit his tongue, and finally told it not to speak indecently.

520 is relieved now, it seems that the Taoist priest really understands, it doesn't need to worry about the chastity of the Taoist priest.

"Hey Facebook, I'm Kevin, she's Lilian, she wants to get your autograph, can I?" The little boy who was kissing his little girlfriend on the opposite side pulled his little girlfriend to Yan Zhiyu , raised his head and asked Yan Zhiyu who was chatting with 520 in his mind.

Yan Zhiyu didn't react for a while, and repeated in surprise, "Facebook man?"

Kevin nodded and took out a small notebook to sign.Lilian, who had been silent all this time, looked at Yan Zhiyu excitedly, and she said sincerely, "I have always wanted to thank you, you saved my mother before, that time on Queen Street, my mother was among the hostages, Thank you Facebook, you saved my mom! I'm your fan!"

Hearing that Yan Zhiyu on Queen Street only thought of the bald head that he had taken special care of before, 520 helped him think, but he didn't remember who the girl's mother was. After all, there were too many people at that time.

However, Yan Zhiyu still took the notebook and the signature pen, and carefully signed his name on the blank page one stroke at a time—'Yan Zhiyu'.

Xiaozhuan is used, because he thinks that he writes Xiaozhuan so that it will explode.

520 is also about to explode, and the good vest suddenly fell off, Xiao Daochang, you should be sober, and you should keep your eyes open to see what you signed, Hu Wanying, even such a nice code name as Facebook Man can’t satisfy you!

After Yan Zhiyu signed the contract, his IQ suddenly went online. He looked at his neatly written name on the notebook and was at a loss.

If it is well protected, the vest can be dropped as soon as it is said.

Seeing that Yan Zhiyu didn't return the notebook for a long time, Kevin stood on tiptoe curiously to read it.

Kevin: ...Facebook is so beautiful to draw.

Yan Zhiyu felt that no one could understand his Xiaozhuan, so he hesitated and handed the book to Lilian.

Lilian looked at the signature on the notebook with a dazed expression, couldn't adults write well.But she still held the book in her arms very preciously, and once again thanked Yan Zhiyu sincerely.

Yan Zhiyu was dizzy from being called by her face-to-face man. He thought the name was terrible, and it happened that 520 also felt the same way. Under the encouragement of 520, Yan Zhiyu gave himself a resounding code name, Yu Jianxian .

Yan Zhiyu is much more domineering than that face mask man, it is the name that 520 specially picked out from a fairy tale Mary Su Wen.

"Listen, Kevin." Yan Zhiyu knelt down carefully and said to the two children, "My name is Yu Jianxian, not Facebook Man."

Seeing the two children nodding their heads half-understood, Yan Zhiyu was about to recite to them a few more times to strengthen his memory, when he suddenly felt the underground air-raid shelter tremble violently, followed by a loud noise from the air-raid shelter, and the roof was ripped open There was a big mouth, and the dragon's scarlet eyes came through the gap, staring at the panicked people.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. quickly organized the crowd to evacuate. Yan Zhiyu couldn't hear what they were saying, but he saw the crowd coming towards him.

He and the two children were scattered by the rushing crowd, and the 520 screamed in his head, "Lilian!"

Yan Zhiyu flew into the air with a small effort, saw two children being pushed down by the crowd through the crowd, Kevin used his body to protect Lilian tightly, Yan Zhiyu saw the girl's face was pale, and a steel bar was stuck in her abdomen .