[Comprehensive] quack man

I just started to speak human language, and my human language is not very good yet.

It belongs to the kind that I can understand myself, and others think I am speaking croaking language, but in fact I am speaking human language.

Mr. Stark sat on the garbage dump: "You mean you and Peter went to stop the robbery, but were shot by a strange man in white and exchanged bodies?"

Peter the Frog said, "Quack!"

Oh my god, as expected of Mr. Stark's IQ of one billion, he understands it!

What a man!

Stark looked at me under the lonely moon, looked at Peter Quack again, looked at me, looked at Peter Quack again, and said seriously: "So I'm more worried about your mental state."

……

I was just curious why someone said that he gained superpowers overnight and became a superhero. No one doubted that he might become a pervert in the future, but when it was said that he was turned into a frog, everyone thought he was What's wrong?

What happened to the frog?Isn't the frog bad?You are speciesist!

Mr. Stark said, "Well, I'll help you try to find the doctor you said, but remember, you're going to see a psychiatrist this Wednesday, understand?"

Peter Frog said anxiously: "Quack, quack, quack, quack!"

Mr. Stark said: "You don't interrupt! I'm talking to Peter!"

...You obviously still don't believe that I'm a little frog!

snort!

I understand what Peter said. What Peter means is that the doctor can freely exchange identities with this gun. He only needs to become someone else, and then kill the original self, and then no one can find him. He, no one can convict him, it's too dangerous for New York!

What if he found Mr. Stark?

What if Iron Man is replaced!

I just said we should have come to him sooner, and things would be so much easier if Peter Quack could speak human!

All in all, after all this, Peter and I were pushed to get Mr. Stark to get a therapist.

Peter Quack is still unable to speak human words, and he has finally experienced my previous pain. Logically speaking, in order to let him understand my previous feelings, I should also take his pen away, but I am a kind-hearted animal. Little frog, I can't do that.

When I sat in front of the therapist holding Peter Frog in the box, I felt very nervous.

The psychiatrist is also very handsome, neatly dressed, and his eyes are brown and reddish. He looked at me holding Peter Frog seriously, and asked, "As you said, you had a nightmare. I dreamed of you. Swapped bodies with a frog?"

In order to hide Peter's identity, the superhero part can't be said, and the villain part can't be said, so what can I say?

All I can say is: "Yes."

This exchange is completely meaningless.

Dr. Lecter looked at me and the croak in my arms. After a while, he probably had never seen such an annoying patient like me, so he asked, "Since you are telling me about your dreams, why are you Why don't you tell me a little more, and tell me the cause and effect?"

Then I told him that I dreamed that I was a superhero and saved the world, and finally a heroic frog picked the handcuffs and blocked the bullet.

After listening to Dr. Lecter, he couldn't answer for a long time, and finally said to me: "Son, you can go. Remember to take your frog."

Later, with Spider-Man's super hearing, I heard him say to Mr. Stark: "Your child is not a problem."

Mr. Stark was still very worried: "Then is there any problem with him?"

Dr. Lecter took a sip of tea and said casually, "Yes."

Mr. Stark immediately tensed up.

Then, I heard Dr. Lecter, who was drinking tea, say leisurely, "You must have the second stroke."

"All in all, at his age, it's normal to want to be different and to get attention, it's not a big deal."

Anyway, after being told by a famous doctor that there is no mental illness, we can finally be free.

I held Peter Frog in my arms, and Peter Frog held his little skirt, and we shivered together waiting for Mr. Stark to help us transform back.

However, Mr. Stark said to us: "One person and one frog, go home, sleep, don't run around. Do you want to save the world when you are all frogs!"

Peter hugged his little skirt and brandished his Needle Sword, which probably meant—

It doesn't matter what he becomes to save the world!

But what's the use of talking about it?Haven't we been thrown back home and went to sleep covering the quilt?

When I got home, Aunt May said to me, "It's so cute Peter, you take your little frog with you everywhere. I always feel that since you brought this little frog back, you have become more It's sunny."

what!

That's because I'm a sunny frog!

But before I could speak, Peter the Frog brandished his sewing needle and stabbed me through the box.

I have no choice but to take him back.

As soon as Peter Frog returned to the house, he began to write to me desperately with a pen, saying that we can't sit still, we must support Mr. Stark's actions!

I said, "But you're just a little frog."

Peter Frog also said: Dreams cannot be limited to the body, people's potential is infinite!

Where did you hear all these chicken soups?

Peter Frog brandishes his shiny sword: I will save the world!

I said: But you are really just a little frog! "

Then, I hit him.

You see, you can't even beat me, do you still want to beat bad guys?

Peter Frog was shocked.

He seemed to be in disbelief that Frogman bullied Spider-Man who had become Frogman because he was Spider-Man now.

I looked at a little frog with a broken heart and felt that what I did was not right, so I said to him, "Don't be angry, I'll call you back."

However, to my surprise, Peter put on the pink dress bought by Aunt Mei, pinned his sewing needle and sword in the bow, and wrote me a big-character poster: Let's fight, if I win, you will take me with you. I'm going to help Mr. Stark!

You little spider, why don't you know how to give yourself a reasonable vacation?

He also wrote: With great power comes great responsibility!

Ugh!

This stubborn little spider!

I told him that he is already a frog and has no ability, so let others take the responsibility.

However, he was more stubborn and wrote on the paper: You have this ability, but you don't use it, and when bad things happen, you are responsible.

I really lost to him.

As an ideal croak, I feel obliged to help an ideal spider.

So, I carried the box, put on my battle suit, and jumped out of the window, thinking that I could become the wind and soar in New York, and that I could bring hope, love and light like a superhero.

The spider silk in my hand sprayed out, my body was strong and straight, my eyes were full of hope, and I approached the blue sky that was out of reach.

free!dream!like!I am coming!

I want to leave my pawprints on the walls of this world!

Then my webbing didn't straighten up and I fell out of the window.

Of course, it's okay to fall as a Spider-Man, superheroes are not afraid of wrestling!

Probably swapping souls with the frog made Spider-Man's body weak...

...My fall successfully broke one of Spider-Man's legs.

With my feet missing and a box containing pink frogs on my back, I climbed back to the house with difficulty.

...he's not going to be Spider-Man for a while anyway, eh.