[Comprehensive] quack man

Mr. Stark told us that we need a strong foreign aid, and he must have the following characteristics:

1. The brain is not good enough to recognize that Mr. Stark will not embarrass him.

2. The brain is not good, you can buy it without spending a lot of money.

3. The brain is not working well. It is said that people with bad brains have well-developed muscles.

In this way, we thought of the same person together, the same extremely handsome and extremely lacking person.

Specifically, a god.The best feature of gods is that they are not easy to die, so we don't have to feel guilty about killing a god in order to perform a mission.

Er Que, if the god is really dead, we can still say: a god dies just like that, it must be his own problem, and it has nothing to do with us avengers who ask him for help.

After setting aside the relationship, Mr. Stark decided to contact Mr. Saul.

However, after sitting face to face with Jarvis for nearly an hour, he didn't think of how to contact him.

Mr. Stark: "How did Sol say to contact him last time?"

Jarvis replied gently: "Sir, Mr. Saul's original words are: send a crow."

Little Stark is now once again caught in a dilemma: "...where are we going to send it?"

……

What a dashing god: send a crow.

The universe is so big, where can I find him?

Who knew that he was in a good mood today, and let his hammer fly him where to go.

I told Mr. Stark that I could send a crow.

Specifically, I can send a crow to Saul, and if I can't find it, it's fate.

Mr. Stark gritted his teeth and smiled at me: "Then send a few more."

So, with the help of Mr. Stark, I bought [-] pigeons, selected [-] pigeons with a good reputation for delivery, and asked them to find a handsome gentleman with blond hair and big breasts, and told them to find him. The one with a bad brain should never go to the one with a good brain, and then send a letter written in Asgardian script.

Afterwards, Mr. Stark asked me why I could write Asgardish.

I proudly told him - I am a little frog hanging out.

Mr. Stark doesn't want to talk to me, but as a courtesy, he gives me a meh every time he doesn't want to.

Then I found out that every time I tried to talk, I got a meme.

So, I pretend every day that I intend to talk, but in fact I don't really talk, so that I can receive a lot of soda.

I'm such a clever little frog.

Three hours after the pigeons sent the letter, we finally got Mr. Thor in the sky.

As the only one who could speak, I decided to explain the situation to this gentleman who was extremely enthusiastic about saving the world. However, Saul obviously didn't want to talk to me and Mr. Stark, and rushed to Peter in the corner laughing all the way .

Peter was very scared. He had never been cornered by a 1.9-meter-tall god with a hammer!

Could it be, could it be that my little frog is so cute that even the gods are impressed by me?

Then, we heard Sol's wild laughter together: "Loki! Do you think you can't recognize you if you turn into a frog brother!"

I:"……"

Mr. Stark: "..."

Peter croaked awkwardly, "croak."

Sol stretched out his big hand and patted Peter on the head: "Do you really think brother is a fool? Stop pretending, come out! Who else would turn into such a stupid frog and come to me after you! "

I:"……"

Mr. Stark: "..."

Yes, you are an idiot.

Saul was a little nervous when he saw that Peter was silent: "Loki, are you angry again?"

He reached out and poked the trembling Peter, "Loki?"

Then, we watched Solto start Peter Quack, coaxing a child and saying, "Loki, I'll give you the Meow Hammer when you change back to human form."

We were waiting for him to slap him in the face, but who would have thought that he would suddenly jump far away and say, "Ha! I lied to you!"

……

Looks like we're going to spend the whole afternoon explaining to him that this frog really isn't his brother anymore.

As the only one who looked like a normal person, I could only stand in the position of a frog and say to him: "Mr. Saul, that is not your brother."

However, Saul quickly protected Peter Guak in his hand, and looked at me warily with that "the whole world wants to steal my brother" eyes: "What do you want to do?"

Mr. Stark whispered to me, "Forget it, we can't tell him clearly. Why don't we just tell him that Peter is his brother so that he can help us."

Why!Is it really appropriate for a superhero to lie?

Mr. Stark looked at me with weird eyes: "We didn't tell him that it belonged to Loki, he made it up by himself, don't you blame me?"

So, I just said to him, "Mr. Saul, we need you to do us one thing, to protect that frog."

Saul: "Protect my brother? Keep him from being angry with me?"

……

Mister Stark: "...it's the frog."

Thor: "But this frog is my brother."

……

I believe that at that moment, I must not be the only one who wanted to murder him.