[Comprehensive] quack man

I was beaten by Mr. Stark, the kind that beat me to death.

But after all, I am in Peter's body now. According to my observation, Peter belongs to the kind that is more resistant to beatings. If you beat him to death, he will not die.

Hey, why is he so proud? I was kind enough to find someone for him, and it was my grandma. You know, my grandma is the cutest and most beautiful girl in the world, and she is much younger than him. He even disliked my mother.

But it may be my fault that I didn’t make it clear. He probably saw me as a frog and thought my grandmother was the kind of female frog that can lay eggs, and he didn’t want to date my grandmother online across races.

no!My grandma is obviously a beautiful and cute little girl!

But what can I say?After all, I'm not annoying Mr. Stark now, and I don't want to make him angry by annoying him.

Now the state of the two of us and one frog is a bit embarrassing. I turned into Peter, Peter turned into Peter Frog, and Mr. Stark, the only one who knew about it, shrank instantly, and Conan generally turned into a seven-year-old elementary school student .

I always want him to tell me "there is only one truth", but now he is in a bad mood and doesn't want to talk to me at all.

In short, among the three of us, only I look the most like a normal person now, but I still happen to be the only one who is not human.

As Peter, according to what Mr. Stark said, I have to cooperate with Jarvis to do everything well, and I must not be exposed until Mr. Stark transforms himself and us back.

Otherwise, this incident will become: "Iron Man with the highest IQ singled out Dr. Garbage Dump, but his body was shrunk and he got two children together", which will make Mr. Stark unable to hold his head up for the rest of his life.

A man's subtle self-esteem...

So, our style of painting changed from superheroes fighting monsters to spy movies. I took Peter Frog and Mr. Stark dressed as an ordinary child to quickly go to his building to investigate all the news. Our intention was to pretend Cheng passed by and quickly went upstairs to complete the task, but we were quickly surrounded by people as soon as we arrived at the entrance of the building.

Countless beautiful young ladies flocked to us, looking at the combination of the three of us with eyes full of love.

The little sister said: "My God, Peter, you brought a cute little frog and its cute little master! It's so cute!"

Then, she reached out to pinch Mr. Stark's face, and Mr. Stark rolled his eyes in exchange.

I even heard him mutter childishly, "You're fired, ma'am."

But what can I do?Little kids and critters are so lethal, we went upstairs and charming little Mr. Stark got his cheeks pinched by all the ladies passing by, and anyone with an IQ knows that a boss can't be fired All his female employees, otherwise he will become a public enemy of women in a second.

Poor Mr. Stark, turned into a child to save the world.

We managed to get to the top office, and I heard Mr. Stark Jr. mutter, "That's the worst idea I've ever seen."

Then, I saw him climb into the chair at the desk and start searching the computer.

When he was looking for information, he suddenly looked up at me from the front of the computer and said, "Peter can stay, but you have to go out."

Why!Do you discriminate against the IQ of a little frog?

Sure enough, he said again: "Now the only one of us who can act as a guard is you, so until I get a new armor, you stand at the door and prohibit anyone from entering, remember?"

Originally, this was quite good, but he just added a sentence: "Anyway, you can't understand these things."

……

I'm not a frog who graduated from a prestigious university. I'm really sorry for you people with high IQs!

I stood sadly outside the door, waiting like a bodyguard for the seven-year-old and the frog inside to summon me.

This makes me feel very unbalanced, after all, Mr. Stark is the boss of this company, but he said it as if the employees would visit the boss's office like a garden.

Unfortunately, afterwards, the facts proved that Mr. Stark was right.

Because some people come in, he doesn't knock on the door.

Not only did he not knock on the door, he was also unreasonable.

A soldier in a blue uniform with a round helmet and a large shield in his hand rushed up, saw me standing at the door like a bodyguard, and said, "I want to see Tony right away. Don't tell me he's not here, we already Knowing his skills helped him and exposed him, get out of the way."

Wow!Captain America!

I really want to show him a photo of me and the Winter Soldier!

But Captain America was unreasonable at all, he just pushed me when he came up.I'm just a little frog!Do you think it's appropriate for you to treat the frog like this!

However, although he is obviously unreasonable, I still have to be reasonable, after all, I am a reasonable frog: "I can't let you see Mr. Stark."

Damn, I should have said he wasn't there!

There was a half-smile on Captain America's face: "Oh, so Tony is indeed here?"

All in all, if the two of us really fought, we would probably get into a fight. Therefore, Captain America saw that I was not that easy to fight, and guessed that I was a relatively good bodyguard, so he simply yelled at the inside: "Tony, are you still here at this time?" Playing your genius temper? How old are you, three years old!"

I thought, of course not, he was probably seven or eight.

But maybe, I don't think Mr. Stark is tall when he grows up, maybe he is ten years old or not.

Seeing that there was no response inside, the fully armed Captain America was already in a hurry.I think something happened in New York and they needed Iron Man, otherwise he wouldn't have come here in his uniform and dust.

Then Mister Rogers got angry.

He looked at me, eyes full of anger, and said word by word: "Get out of the way, or I will do it."

No!I am an unyielding little frog!

Then, I looked at him and said righteously: "If you want to see Mr. Stark, step over my corpse first!"

Captain America: "..."

I don't think I get enough drama as a frog.

So, I shouted excitedly again: "Come on! Hang my head on the city wall, dig out my unyielding heart, and let my dead eyes watch you occupy the city!"

I waved my arms, I showed firm eyes, I stood resolutely in place and never wavered.

Captain America: "..."

He was probably frightened by my spirit of justice, and he was so shocked that he couldn't speak.

For a long time, he looked at me with strange eyes, looked me up and down, and asked, "... What did you say your name was last time?"

……

broken.

I thought I was a funny frog, but it never occurred to me that I lost Peter's face.

Then, as a qualified friend, I put on a straight face and stopped talking.

Peter's super hearing has brought me a lot of convenience - even though Mr. Stark's office is soundproof, I can still hear the voice inside clearly.

Peter quack said, "Quack quack."

Meaning, when I was a frog, I wasn't like this, maybe the laser rays changed our personalities.

Little Mr. Stark sneered: "It might just be that it doesn't talk when it's a frog."

...that hurt my fragile heart.

At this time, I heard Peter Frog give Mr. Stark a suggestion: "Quack."

It probably means that if Captain America insists on coming in, let him in. They pretend to be the children of Mr. Stark's relatives. Anyway, he can't recognize anyone. If he can't find anyone, he will leave naturally.

Besides, the captain doesn't understand high technology, so letting him in and sitting there won't affect them to check the information, so that he won't bully me outside.

I feel that I am a powerful little frog and I don't need their worries.

At this time, the little Mr. Stark inside said: "It's bad, it's not good if he scares the little frog to cry, it's not good for the child's growth."

Then, send me a message immediately, telling Captain America to go in.

This is embarrassing for me.

I just told him to let him step over my dead body!

I can't say nothing!Am I that kind of frog?

So, I had to say to him: "Mr. Rogers, I know you want to see Mr. Stark, but I can't let you in." Fainted, so you can go in."

Captain America: "...Does that require me to step over your dead body?"

I:"……"

Me: "...Then please sit outside and wait, I will ask you to come in when Mr. Stark is done."

In the city center, Captain America is still reasonable. He glared at me angrily, holding his big shield, and sat on a row of chairs by the door very aggrieved.

I quite like this scene: Captain America in full armor, sitting on a chair obediently like a child waiting for his mother to pick him up after school, shield aside, hands on his knees, waiting awkwardly.

If only I had brought my frog camera, I'm sure to take pictures.

Soon after, Mr. Stark messaged me to back off and let me take cover.He said that although Captain America will definitely not recognize him, as the smartest superhero in the world, he will always have a plan B, so if he is recognized, I will pick him up and leave here with a [-]-meter sprint.

I said to Captain America: "Mr. Stark has finished his work. After the kid comes out, you can go in, Mr. Rogers."

Then Mr. Stark came out, carrying his little frog.

I just said how worried he was, Captain America didn't even look up.

This difference in appearance is simply too big, and the matter is too unbelievable. It would be a problem if Captain America recognized him.

Little Mr. Stark gave me a wink and asked me to follow him quietly.

Seeing him come out, Captain America stood up, ready to go in and have a good talk with Iron Man.

However, the moment he looked up, there was a look of shock on his face: "Tony, Tony? How did you become like this? What happened?"

……

I also really want to ask!what happens!The change is so big that my mother probably won't recognize it!

I think the problems that happened before this are not the problem, this is the big problem!

Little Mr. Stark still maintains a world-leading calm posture: "Quack?"

what?

"Plan B," he said.

So, I picked up Mr. Stark and Peter Frog and it was a [-]-meter sprint.

As I ran with him at the speed of escape, I asked tremblingly, "Mr. Stark?"

"how?"

"Do you think you can think about my mother's matter?"

"..."