[Comprehensive] quack man

January 20, 1XX

I am a frog with dreams.

As a croak who is so poor that he can only afford a hat and a boat ticket and can only sit in a bowl and paddle, I am not willing to be in the plight of poverty. I bravely face the retrograde river. I want to travel!

Still chasing stars.

In order to realize my dream, I want to travel around the world and find all the male gods to take photos with.

As long as there is a group photo, my life will become different and outstanding!

So, after my grandma urged me to go home for the thousand and one time and drove me out for a trip after I got home, I decided to leave the dimension I live in for a while and travel through time and space.

I flipped through my collection of celebrity posters and decided to dedicate my one-of-a-kind first photoshoot, my maiden photo, to one of my favorite men, Tony Stark.

Speaking of which, the reason for choosing President Stark is a bit embarrassing. It is not because he is rich, nor is it because he is handsome, nor is it because he saved the world, but simply because...

He is the shortest among my male gods, and I am the most likely to climb up!

Of course, if Mr. President refuses to take a photo with a frog who is so poor that he only has a hat, I can only take a photo with his inner height.

It is not easy to be born in this world.

All in all, I arrived in the bustling New York directly by using the different-dimensional travel ticket that my mother gave me by shaking the trophy (the non-Emirati woman even got a prize!).

New York is so bustling.

The building is really high.

The road is so long.

Even the bus stop signs are not designed to be friendly to frogs at all.

However, even these non-frog designs can't stop me from pursuing my dreams!

What New York map, criss-crossing roads, and sanitation workers who discriminate against frog species are not obstacles in front of the male god Nei Zeng Gao!

For the male god's mustache, for the male god's inner height, for the male god's hair that is not bald at all (believe me, this is something to be proud of among middle-aged men), I have overcome all those terrible obstacles!

As for how I did it?

...I floated in the sewer for three days and three nights with the bowl bought by my mother, and finally floated to Stark Tower.

Before I came here, every time I went home, my grandma would occasionally use my boat as a temporary tableware when I couldn’t find a bowl. After I came home this time, she probably didn’t want to use my boat again. Any food bar.

No, I cannot tell her.I want to watch her happily eating breakfast, lunch, dinner, and supper in the boat drifting by in the sewer...

.Then when she is full, my truth may make her lose weight successfully.

I am really a kind and filial frog.

Seriously, the sewers in Stark's house are not the same as the sewers in other people's houses.

After I got out of the sewer, I resolutely embarked on the road of pursuing a male god.

Before I could jump a few steps, however, I bumped my head against the glass door.

What I never expected was that the guard grabbed me by one leg and threw me out!

Before being thrown into the air, I heard him muttering softly: "Where did the toad come from..."

You are the toad|toad, your whole family is a toad|toad!

I am a brave frog!

Have you ever seen a toad|toad wearing a hat?Don't you see the shiny color of my green hat!If you won't let me in, I'll give you my hat!

As a frog, I successfully used my wits, hid in a folder of a bald man, and entered this magnificent building.

I think this uncle's folder will be filled with the smell of sewers for about a day.

I followed the uncle's file bag and walked up one floor, two floors, three floors...

After he went to the top floor to find a place to sit down, I decided to take advantage of his unpreparedness, leave his file bag, and look for my male god in this maze-like city.

I followed the elevator up, followed the elevator down, and risked being trampled to death, went around and went back to the first floor.

I adjusted my hat.

Guasheng...

Just as I regrouped, cheered up, and encouraged me a few times, I heard the young lady at the front desk say, "It's really sad. Mr. Stark hasn't been to the company for two whole months."

Another beautiful young lady also said: "Really, I worked so hard to get a PhD from Harvard just to be able to work in this building and see the face of the male god every day, but who would have thought that he would never work."

Another executive passed by with a folder in his hand, and glanced back at the two young ladies at the front desk: "Maybe the company won't belong to him soon."

I squatted on the spot tremblingly holding my green hat, and received tens of millions of critical hits in an instant.

So what if you graduated from Harvard, I came to meet him across dimensions and species!

My dream is just to have a group photo!

But New York is so big, I don't know where I'm going to float when I go out, and I don't want to go into the sewer again.

But I'm not willing to just return empty-handed. If I get a bad start, my life will be affected!

Yes, I'm not leaving, I'm a brave croak coming here from Two-dimensional!I am not afraid of the wind and the sun, I am not afraid of starving to death, there are big pancakes bought by my grandma in my bag!I carry in my pocket the best clover in the pot by the door!I'm rich!

With a firm love for the male god, I hugged my cuckold and waited for three days in Stark Tower.

In the past three days, I ate the big pancakes my grandma gave me, drank the water from the faucet in the company's toilet, and squatted unswervingly.

On the first day, a man squatted next to me with an umbrella and asked me:

"Are you a mushroom too?"

You are the mushroom, and your whole family is the mushroom!I am a frog, I am a frog with a green hat!

I ignored him, I am a cold croak.

On the second day, he changed an umbrella, squatted next to me and asked me:

"Are you a mushroom too?"

I decided not to bother with mental illness, so I naturally didn't answer him.

On the third day, he seemed to be unhappy, and shouted at me: "Are you a mushroom!"

I'm not!

I croaked out.

The psychopath was terrified by me, holding his umbrella and screaming: "You are not a mushroom!"

nonsense!Did I mention I'm a mushroom!No matter how I look at it, it is also a handsome frog!

You can't put a hat on me just because I have one!

Holding an umbrella, he yelled in the building: "Help! Superheroes come quickly! Here is a monster that is not a mushroom!"

I have always felt that there is a strange connection between superheroes and calling for help.

Therefore, after the lunatic yelled, Iron Man seemed to have received some kind of mysterious summon. His vigorous figure flashed across the sky, and a dazzling red light suddenly appeared in front of everyone. He smashed the glass of the building and appeared in front of the caller, and rescued him with an extremely heroic gesture!

Specifically, standing in front of him to protect him, and aiming the muzzle on the battle suit at the source of danger.

……

Target me.

A frog who is so poor that all he has left is a hat and a clover.

I don't know why he treated me so cruelly, maybe because I have a green hat and he has a red head.

After the steel battle armor pointed the muzzle at me in a stalemate for a long time, he took off his helmet in disbelief: "I'm here to save the world, so you just give me a frog?"

What do you have to complain about? I came to take a photo with the male god, but I got nothing!

He continued to look at the people around him in disbelief: "Is this true? Even a frog needs a superhero to fight it now?"

The psychopath held the umbrella and continued to scream: "It's not a mushroom!"

Mr. Stark looked at him with the look of a fool: "Nonsense, because it's a frog."

He stepped out of the battle armor, patted his sleeves, and waved to the person holding the umbrella over there: "Please leave my company, sir. Is there someone to sweep this frog away?"

This breaks my heart.

Didn't I travel through mountains and rivers just to find him and take a photo with him?

He actually thought I was an ordinary frog, how could I be an ordinary frog?Have you ever seen the common frog with a green hat and a small bag traveling in the sewers?

He walked towards me, and for a moment I thought he was going to trample me to death.

Unexpectedly, he finally found me and said in surprise, "This frog is wearing a hat!"

Then, he looked at me with those big charming eyes, blinked and asked, "Mr. Frog, do you want a new breed of villain?"

I said: "Quack!"

Mr. Big Eyes looked at me, and finally he could only say helplessly: "Although I always think that I am the smartest person in the world, I didn't expect that I still can't speak gua language."

snort!

Although I can't speak human language, I can write!

So I wrote to him.

Mr. Stark was visibly shocked by me.

This is probably the only frog he has ever seen who can write while wearing a hat!

I wrote to him and asked if I could take a photo with him. I originally wanted to write that if it didn’t work, I could take a photo with his inner height increase, but it was embarrassing to find that he didn’t wear the inner height increase when he was wearing a battle suit.

To my surprise, Mr. Stark actually took a photo with me!

I stood on his shoulders and got my first group photo in my life!

I want to go home and tell my grandma, she will be so happy!

Mr. Stark is so kind, he didn't arrest me for biological experiments!No money selling me as a Stark mascot either!The male god is so kind!

However, when I came home with a picture of me with Mr. Stark, I was beaten up.

Grandma: Little bastard, the wings are hardened, why are you still looking for Iron Man?

I told her that I took a photo with the male god, and the male god gave me a gift before leaving!

But she wasn't happy that I got home safely.

I saw her sitting on a chair lonely, and said sadly to herself: "I have lived for so many years, but I am not as good as a frog."

Hey……

That's probably because she has neither traveled nor has a male god.

However, she raised a frog who can travel and have a male god!

She already has such a great frog like me, what else could she not be satisfied with?

Women are so strange.

Having realized my dream, I squatted in front of the clover yard at home, hugging my cuckold, thinking lonely.