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Chu Lian and Tong Zhou were forcibly asked to participate in the interview with Husband and Wife.The program team told them that if the answer has a high tacit understanding, there will be a prize!Tong Zhou asked if it was Yang Shuangyun's concert ticket?If yes, he doesn't.Chu Bian covered his face aside.The host invited them to the interview room, made coffee for the two of them, and the preparations began.

1 May I have your name?

Child: Tongzhou

Chu: Chu Chu

2 What is the age?

Child: 23

Chu: 34 (Woo.... Bao is so young)

Tong: (touching his head) You are also very young.

Gu: Chu Bian, that old bastard!

Chu:? ?Why is this person here!

Host: ...Because I just finished interviewing them...

Chu: ... Lu Qingying, you give it away!

Gu: No!Chu Mian, don't touch me!

Chu:......

3 gender is?

Tong: Is there something wrong with this question?

Gu: Brother Chu is a shemale who wears floral prints!

Chu: Ye Yubin, I suggest you break up.

Ye: no

4 What is your personality like?

Tong: Twist; hit the south wall and don't look back, anyway...it's not very pleasing.

Chu: I have a good temper...but I'm not very pleasant.

Gu: I agree.

Chu: Shut up!

5 The character of the other party?

Tong: Very gentle.

Chu: Sweet and firm.

Gu: What is sweet? QQ sugar?

6 When did the two meet?Where?

Tong: When I was 17 years old, I took the first Chinese class in the third year of high school.

Chu: Well, Tongtong said it.

7 The first impression of the other party?

Tong: (Looking at Chu Mao) My heart was moved at the first sight.

Chu: Very white, with big eyes, looks very good.

8 What do you like about each other?

Tong: I like them all.

Chu: (Leaning on Tong) It's true, that twisting force.

9 What do you hate about the other party?

Tong: I hope he will stop smoking.

Chu: (whispered) I seldom smoke...

Gu: We had dinner yesterday, and he asked me for one in the toilet......

Chu: (kicks Gu) Get out!

Tong: (eye knife) Really?

Chu: ..... I was wrong

10 Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?

Chu: soulmate

Tong: Soul Mate

11 What do you call each other?

Chu: Tongtong, little friend, treasure, cute treasure.

Tong: Chu Bian, Teacher Chu.

Chu: There is one more...

Tong: (playing stupid) What?

Gu: Uncle!

Tong:......Can I ask him out?

12 How would you like to be called by the other party?

Chu: Both are fine, but I like Teacher Chu the most

Tong: Me too, I like Tongtong the most

13 If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?

Chu: A biting rabbit

Child: Snake

Chu:? ?

Gu: Is it a beautiful snake? Hahahaha

14 If you want to send a gift to the other party, would you send it?

Chu: I will give him what he wants most in the near future.

Tong: (holds hands) What do I want the latest?

Chu: (cut happy) Do you want Zheng Heyu's concert tickets......

Tong: Do you want to buy it?

Chu: (Still very happy) Buy it... spend money to let you see other men...

Tong: (Suddenly wraps his arms around Chu's neck) I love you!

Gu: Let me interrupt, can I get a pair of anti-blindness glasses?

Chu: You poke yourself.

15 So what gift would you like for yourself?

Tong: I didn't answer just now, I will give him a watch.

Chu: Why?

Tong: To keep you from procrastinating in class.

Chu: ...

Gu: Hahahahahaha

16 Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?

Tong: He doesn't take care of his body.

Chu: (hugging Tong) I haven’t stayed up late recently

Tong: (Turns his head and becomes angry)

Chu: He ignores me when he gets angry┭┮﹏┭┮

17 What is your problem?

Chu: I'm not very reliable

Tong: Too axis, very serious

18 What is the opponent's problem?

Tong: Unexpected.

Chu: no

Gu: The two are really bragging about each other’s business

Ye: To get the prize

Gu: It really violates conscience.

19 What kind of things does the other party do to make you unhappy?

Tong: If there is a quarrel, he slams the door and goes out.

Chu: (grieved) I didn't.

Tong: Wasn't there one more than a year ago?

Chu: ...I was wrong, Bao

Chu: I am so happy that he chases stars......

Tong: Don't you still like Yang Shuangyun?I can not?

Chu:......Let's go to the next question.

Gu: Fight!fight!

20 What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

Tong: Do I have it?

Chu: If you don’t have it, you can spend less money for Xiao Zheng.

Tong: ...you are really a calculating man.

Chu: ...

21 How far is your relationship?

Tong: We have been together for almost seven years, what do you think?

Chu: Everything you can imagine...all of them.

Gu: too yellow

22 Where did two people first date?

Tong: In the grove of Linyi.

Chu: I thought it was in class.

Tong: (beating Chu Mao's shoulder) It's a date!

23 What was the atmosphere of the two of them at that time?

Tong: It's pretty good... I was so nervous at the time, my mind went blank.

Chu: (Looking closer at Tong) Really?

Tong: (pushing Chu Mao) Don't look at me!

24 How far has it progressed then?

Tong: Just give me a hug......

Chu: Lala little hands

Gu: I think it's too yellow

Ye: I think it’s okay

25 frequent date spots?

Children: Taoshu Club

Chu: Grove and Cinema

26 What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Chu: Make him a cake.

Tong: I will take a day off to accompany him, and go to places I want to go but don’t have time to go together.

27 Which party confessed first?

Tong: I

28 How much do you like each other?

Tong: From 17 to 23 years old, he was all alone.Only love it.

Chu: Once the sea was too difficult to be water, except Wushan is not a cloud.

29 So, do you love each other?

Tong: Love.

Chu: (looking at Tong) I love you.

Gu: I feel a little pornographic

30 What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?

Tong: If he acts like a baby, I won't do it.

Chu: I can't stand him crying.

Gu: Brother Chu still acts like a baby?So perverted?

Chu: (slaps Gu on the back of the head) I will only hit you.

31 If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Tong: He won't now. (very sure)

Chu: If he really doesn't love me anymore, I will let him go.

Tong: (raise eyebrows) You have a big heart?

Chu: (seriously) Rather than suffering with me, I would rather you be happier.

Gu: Brother Chu started to set up a free and easy character.

Ye: I think Teacher Chu will be very painful.

Gu: He will commit suicide.

Tong: I won't, and I won't in this life.

32 Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?

Tong: My mental cleanliness is very serious, and I can't accept it.But... (hesitating to speak) To forgive is torment, not to forgive is pain.

Chu: Yes.

33 What should I do if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?

Tong: wait

Chu: Wait.

Gu: You two are empty

35 The other party's sexy expression?

Tong: I don't want to tell you.

Chu: Then whisper it to me?

Tong: (biting ears) When I was on the podium in class.

Chu: I don’t want to tell you either.

Chu: (biting ears) After taking a shower, my face was flushed.

Gu: Am I deaf?Why didn't I hear a word?

36 When two people are together, what makes you feel your heart beat faster?

Tong: When we hug each other.

Chu: Just looking at him makes my heart beat faster

Gu: Brother Chu has a bad heart, and his heart beats faster at any time

Chu: Ye Yubin, when are you going to kick this retarded man?

38 What do you feel happiest when doing?

Tong: He reads to me every night before going to bed.

Chu: When I cook for him every morning.

39 Ever quarreled?

Chu: We hardly quarrel now.

Tong: It used to be noisy.

40 What are the quarrels?

Tong: For example, if he stays up late, smokes secretly, or says he will pick me up...

Chu: I only dove once (whispered)

Tong: Once is not enough?

Chu: Not once.

Gu: Is it because the mobile phone is not fun or the loan repayment is not exciting enough, can this be noisy?

Ye: If you dove me, I will be angry too......

Gu: Brother, you play too many dramas, and people didn't ask us.

leaf:......

How to reconcile after 41?

Chu: Coax him, he sometimes beats me┭┮﹏┭┮

Tong: I will also coax him, he is sometimes a child, Chu three years old

42 Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Tong: OK

Chu: I am an atheist.I just want to have a good time with Tongtong for the rest of my life.

43 When do you feel loved?

Tong: As long as I go out, no matter how late it is, he will pick me up by car. When picking me up, he will always give me his coat to wear. He is afraid that I will catch a cold.

Chu: He talks in his sleep and calls me by my name

Gu: He might be beheading you in his dream!

Chu: (Pinch Xiao Gu) I must have kicked you in my dream

44 What is your expression of love?

Tong: Let's take care of him in detail.

Chu: to accompany

45 When did you feel "you don't love me anymore"?

Tong: He looks at Yang Shuangyun.

Chu:......

Chu: He looks at Zheng Heyu, and he even spends money on others.

child:? ?Can't I cultivate my body and mind?

Chu: You don't love me anymore!

child:......

46 What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

Tong: I am allergic to pollen.

Chu: White roses.

Tong: That means you still have a red rose?

Chu:? ?No!

Gu: He has, he has, he has!Torture!

Tong: Red Rose is Yang Shuangyun, right?

Chu: (Teacher Chu finally cursed.)

47 Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?

Tong: no

Chu: no

48 Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Tong: The relationship with the original family has resulted in a harsh and introverted character.Very aggressive.

Chu: Tongtong is too young, I have a strong sense of crisis.

Tong: What does that matter?I love you even when I'm old

Chu: ┭┮﹏┭┮

49 Is the relationship between the two open or secret?

Child: semi-open

Chu: My aunt and friends know about it, so it's public.

50 Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Tong: If you want to change your mind, you have already changed your mind.

Chu: It won't change.

51 May I ask whether you are the attacker or the recipient?

Chu: Actually, I don't like sharing this. You love him so much, why do you still label him.

Tong: (Suddenly leans on Chu Mao) (Chu Mao embraces)

Gu: Ye Yubin, don't eat until lunch, I can't eat anymore!

52 Why did you make such a decision?

Chu: Naturally

Tong: Next question

53 Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Chu: This is for the other party to answer.

Tong: (blush and refuse to look up)

54 Where is the first car?

Chu: ...my family

Tong: ......... I don't remember!

Gu: Next 18 bans? ?

55 How did you feel at that time?

Tong: It hurts too much

Chu: It’s actually not good

56 What did the other party look like at that time?

Chu: It’s so beautiful, looking at you pitifully like a deer, with water in its eyes.

Tong: I dare not look at it at all

57 What is your first word in the morning of the first night?

Chu: Today I am no longer a child.

Tong: ... Teacher Chu

58 times a week car?

Chu: Twice a week

Gu: It seems that myocarditis has little effect on Brother Chu.

Chu: Brother Chu, you are standing still.

Tong: (covering ears) Ahhhh!

59 Under ideal circumstances, how many times a week?

Chu: You can add it again.

Tong: ... (buries his face in Chu Li's neck)

Chu Lin hugged Tong Zhou, he smiled and said to the host, wait a minute, the kid is shy.

61 Your most sensitive place?

Chu: ears and waist

Child: thigh

62 What is the most sensitive part of the other party?

Child: neck

Chu: back

63 Use one sentence to describe the other party in the car?

Chu: I want to eat it in one bite

Tong: I want to die with him.

64 Frankly speaking, do you like cars?

Tong: (stops looking up again)

Chu: Look at his reaction

65 Where do you normally drive?

Chu: sofa, bed, bathroom

66 Car locations you want to try?

Chu: Floor-to-ceiling windows, the kitchen... (Later Tong Zhou covered her mouth)

67 Is the shower in front of the car or behind the car?

Tong: both before and after

Is there any agreement on 68 cars?

Chu: I will definitely wear /cover/, for safety.

69 Have you ever had a relationship with anyone other than your lover?

(The host felt the sudden strange atmosphere of silence)

Chu: (Sweating all over)........um

Tong: (stands up suddenly) I want to go home

Chu: (nearly jumping nervously) Tongtong!

Gu: Serve it right!Chu slag!

70 Do you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​"If you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the body"?

Chu: I don’t agree, it would actually be more painful if I got it.

Tong: It’s good to have the same

73 If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked for a car, would you?

Chu: I don't have any good friends.

Gu:? ? ? ?

Tong: I will call the police.

78 Do you think it is okay to drive with someone other than your lover?

Chu:......

Tong: (has gone to open the door)

Chu: (Catching up) Tongtong┭┮﹏┭┮I can't, I can't now!

80 If the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body, would you?

Chu: Did he go after Xiao Zheng?

child:? ?Are you alright?Don't you chase after Yang Shuangyun?

(The scene was chaotic, the host tried his best to control the scene)

89 Does the current partner meet your ideal?

Chu: of course

Tong: A Unique Ideal

1 When did it happen to you for the first time?

Chu:......about 22 years old

Child: 18 years old

92 Was the object at that time the current lover?

Chu: Do you have a washboard?I take a piece home.

Tong: Yes.

Gu: There are not enough washboards, steel needles are needed!

93 Where is your favorite place to be kissed?

Child: lips

Chu: Adam's apple

94 Where do you like to kiss each other most?

Chu: lips

Child: lips

What is the most pleasing thing for the other party when you are in 95 cars?

Chu: Mouth

Tong: (blush like a prawn) Mouth

What do you think about when you have 96 cars?

Tong: I can't think of anything

Chu: so happy

97 What is the number of night trains?

Chu: two or three times

During the 98 car ride, do you take off your clothes yourself, or does the other party help you take off your clothes?

Chu: We all help each other

What is 99 car to you?

Chu: Being with someone you love is a way of expressing feelings

Tong: the unity of soul and flesh

100 Please say something to your lover

Chu: Tongtong, if I love you too little, then if I need you, it's like I need to breathe.

Tong: I don't regret meeting you, and I'm even more glad to fall in love with you.