[Comprehensive British and American] Low-key superhero

Deadpool discovers that Hank is not an ordinary person because of a small accident.

Alaska is a place with a relatively high ice coverage rate, which means that the climate here is extremely cold and the number of people living here is very small.So in this kind of place, don't expect the road to be easy to walk.

Holding the steering wheel with one hand, Hank only focused on chatting with Deadpool. You must know that in such a deserted place, it is very boring to drive alone for more than ten hours. The appearance of Deadpool just now He was given someone to talk to when he was bored, and the two of them also had a lot to talk about in a certain way, so the end of not concentrating is...

He accidentally drove the truck to the edge of the cliff. With a bang, the front of the truck hit the railing, and even half of the front of the truck hung on the edge of the cliff. The strong wind blew past, and it seemed that the car body was shaking In the current situation, even if it moves just a little bit, it will break the balance of the vehicle. Maybe the next moment, even the car and people will fall into the depths of a cliff thousands of meters high.

"Oh, it seems that the professor is right. When doing things, it's better not to be half-hearted." Just now he was too excited to chat with Deadpool, so he didn't look ahead.When Hank said these words, his expression seemed a little helpless and impatient with trouble, but he didn't feel uneasy when he felt dangerous.

Ordinary people would be lying if they said they were not afraid in such a situation, but the two people in the car showed no signs of fear at all. Deadpool would not die even if he jumped off a cliff, but the unidentified Hank is a bit special.

"Wait, I'll go down and put the car in the middle of the circuit." After Hank finished speaking, he opened the car door, ignoring the truck that was tilting downwards, turned over and jumped to the roof, and then ran a few steps from the roof to the car. Jump off at the end.

"Okay, my friend." The car shook violently after Hank jumped off, and Deadpool could feel the truck being lifted up and placed in the middle of the road, "I think it's good to be big. "

That's right, Deadpool's small body doesn't have such great strength.

"Okay, let's continue the topic just now. Didn't you say that your father-in-law and mother-in-law don't like you? What do you plan to do? A man should face up to difficulties. Father-in-law and mother-in-law can't stop your determination to marry his daughter. "Hank's movements were quick, and it took less than a minute to solve the problem of the car. Even if nothing happened, he jumped back into the driver's seat and started the car.

"It's not a daughter, it's a son. Brother's sweetheart is a boy, a very beautiful, cute and charming little thing." Deadpool under the mask is very proud, whenever Draco is mentioned, there will be piles of little flowers around him , Even the voice of speaking became rippling.

"Okay, man." Hank shrugged, it made no difference to him whether he was a man or a woman.

"Of course I won't give up. Am I rushing back to New York now? I also plan to find a chance to push Little Sweetheart down after I return to New York. You know, I believe in my skills." Turning his head away, he said in a low voice, "It was just an accident to get an asshole blown, and I will never make such a mistake again next time."

Deadpool clenched his fists and made up his mind to return to New York, then he would find a chance to give Draco to that.

Of course, this was also after returning to New York. Before that, he was quite interested in the big man beside him, "Hey, buddy, where are you going? You are a mutant, right, I understand." Said At this point, Deadpool directly took off his hood, revealing his bumpy face, and told Hank in the simplest way that he was not an ordinary person.

"Haha, I'm a mutant, what's the matter, don't you think we hate it?" Although Hank was saying this, he knew that Deadpool would not look at him strangely because he was a mutant.

Mutants are actually not welcome in this world.Normal people are full of fear of mutants and think they are terrible. Although this situation has changed after the emergence of the Avengers, for most mutants, they are not welcome. Especially those mutants whose appearance is very different from normal people.

"No, my face is scarier in comparison." Deadpool smiled funny, it turned out to be a mutant, no wonder the box behind the truck always exudes a strange smell.

Of course, this has nothing to do with him, he is a pure and lovely Deadpool.

Maybe it's because of the addition of a Deadpool. If two people talk, time will always pass very quickly. From the unknown wild mountains in Alaska to the airport leading to the outside world in the city, it only took a day. .

Looking at the plane at the airport with the words "special plane" written on it, Deadpool blew his whistle. With it, he will be able to return to New York soon.I hope that when he goes back, his father-in-law and mother-in-law won't be so angry...

No wonder!

Lucius and Narcissa, who were separated from Deadpool by Canada and half the UK, were furious. Draco was sure that if Deadpool appeared in front of his parents now, he would definitely enjoy the double curse of Avada sharp.

After the scene where Lucius and Narcissa saw Draco in the double-sided mirror and was crushed by Deadpool, they said that they had no choice but to stay in England.It doesn't matter if there is no international Floo network, they have accepted modern technology, directly booked a special plane in the UK, and rushed to the United States as quickly as possible.

Draco didn't expect that his parents would come to America so soon.

When the door was pushed open from the outside, he thought it would be Qinan or Peter who came to look for him, but when he saw the familiar and long-lost face standing at the door, Draco was surprised, and at the same time felt very happy.

"Merlin, my little dragon, are you okay?" The moment she saw Draco, Narcissa hugged her son in her arms, and after holding her for a while, she let go and looked at him from top to bottom. , focusing on the position of his waist for a while, before saying inconspicuously, "Xiaolong, you haven't been..."

There is no need to say anything about the rest, Draco will naturally understand.

"..." Please don't mention it if you can.Draco's face changed several colors in an instant, from white to black, from black to blue, and finally stayed on an expression of lovelessness.

Although he was not given that by Deadpool, but he did the pioneering work of exploding Deadpool's chrysanthemum, but if possible, he really wished that he hadn't done anything. There is an urge to chop hands.

what did he do...

The family certainly wasn't standing at the door talking, and after the initial Narcissa hugged their son, the Malfoys quickly settled down.Since she had lived here for a while, Narcissa was very familiar with everything in the house. Not long after, a cup of warm black tea was placed in front of the three of them.

Reaching out to pick up the black tea and taking a sip, Lucius' posture was very elegant, but his heart was not very calm.Does his son, Malfoy's only heir, really want to be with an avocado?

"Draco." Old English in an aristocratic tone was spoken at a leisurely pace, and Lucius finally decided not to speak in the usual turn-and-turn manner, but to speak directly to his son , "Draco, that guy doesn't fit the aesthetics of the Malfoy family, he doesn't even have hair."

Who that guy is referring to is well known.

The scene where Draco was crushed by Deadpool, Lucius saw clearly, he couldn't see the disgust on Draco's face, this is really not a fun thing.

The Malfoy family is born with a talent for beauty. It can be said that every member of the Malfoy family has good looks. Deadpool's face can't match their family's aesthetics at all. At the same time, the ancestors of the Malfoy family would collectively jump out of the picture frame and cast him a death curse.

"..." Draco was unable to speak for Lucius' words for a long time, and after a long time he said bluntly, "No, Dad, I have nothing to do with him, it was just an accident!"

"Accident! I saw yours holding a..." The tone of the voice became sharper, and Narcissa didn't want to say what she said next, but what was the son holding in his hand, stabbing at Deadpool's part, not only It was her, even Lucius and Severus saw it, "Merlin, Xiaolong, you can't be together, you know, the Malfoy family depends on you to pass on, Deadpool is not only a man, but also a Muggle , the most important thing is his face!"

After all, the most important thing is the face. Who in the wizarding world does not know that Malfoy loves beauty the most, especially the platinum blonde hair that he is proud of, and he can't lose it no matter what.

Draco really wanted to roll his eyes if he could, he really didn't have an affair with Deadpool, for real!

"No, I really have nothing to do with him." Draco felt very tired. Did his parents think too much about the offspring? Thinking of this, as a student of the Potion Master, De Laco corrected Narcissa's mistake just now, "Mom, two men can have children, have you forgotten the birth potion?"

Draco's words made the whole scene so quiet that even a needle could be heard clearly.

Qi Nan was a low-key man for 68 days: the birth potion is a magic weapon