I learned lightness kung fu after killing

After New Year's Day, the whole of China is caught in an atmosphere of "waiting for the Spring Festival".

After the New Year's Eve, Zhao Wei's flags and drums also died down, Director Yu and Ji also went back, Xia Qi started to clean his dog's kennel, tidy up another room, and reminded him on WeChat every three days: "Mom, when are you coming back?" ah?"

Parents are in Syria, and they replied: "Don't worry, they are contacting the embassy."

Xia Qi: "..."

Both of them worked in the protection of cultural relics. After retiring, they traveled and visited museums, but they stopped when they arrived in Syria, saying that they would help the local people restore cultural relics. Xia Qi was terrified when he thought of them.

What's worse is that the signal there is not good. It is common for the message to come back after two or three days. However, the two of them are so big-hearted that they completely disregard life and death, thinking that they can work for another 20 years.

Xia Qi couldn't persuade them even in China, so he had to send money to them frantically.

Fortunately, after a few days, my mother finally sent a message, saying that they had already lived in the embassy and would come back with the embassy staff in two days.

A week later, the two went back and forth many times, and finally returned to Shanghai late at night.

When Xia Qi received the big and small bags from her parents at the airport pick-up port, she couldn't help but burst into tears, and blurted out: "Mom and Dad, you are getting old."

Dad: "Fuck you. Come and pick up the bag... Be careful, take it easy, the things inside are very expensive."

Mom looked Xia Qi up and down: "Well, I lost weight. Being an actor is so hard? Go home and cook soup for you."

The two got into Xia Qi's car and drove all the way back to Xia Qi's nest.

The time difference between the two of them hadn't adjusted yet, and their parents packed their luggage all night, dragging Xia Qi along.

Mom: "Let me tell you, we helped them restore cultural relics this time, and they insisted on giving us a souvenir to thank us, you see."

Xia Qi took it, and it was a small statue.

Xia's mother: "It's beautiful. It has a history of more than 200 years. I will use it as a family heirloom for you in the future." After thinking about it, she reached out and took the figurine back. "Oh no, you don't have a family, so you can't pass it on."

Xia Qi: "???"

After graduating from high school, Xia Qi came out to her family.Their family has always been open-minded and fair, but after learning about this, Xia's mother also cried for a long time: "This road is so difficult, what should I do?"

Xia's father sighed for more than a week. After confirming that Xia Qi could not change and would not change in the future, the two finally nodded to express neither objection nor support.

This was much smoother than Xia Qi expected.

Xia Ma, like all mothers, began to worry about Xia Qi: "How are you doing now? Is there any boy you fancy?"

Xia Qi lowered her head and unpacked her luggage: "No, Mom, people in our entertainment circle are getting married late, and we'll talk about it after I earn enough money and settle down."

Xia's mother: "How late do you want to get married?"

Xia Qi thought about it, and when he earns enough money, he will be the director of TV dramas, at least ten years later.

"35 years old." Xia Qi said.

Xia's mother shook her head: "It's so late? That's not okay. Men like young and beautiful people. You should go out and get in touch with each other while you are young. No one will like you when you are old."

Xia Qi once again: "?????"

Didn't expect to be urged to marry after coming out of the closet?

After Xia Qi settled the old couple, she felt that she went back to her room and slept for a long time, and was woken up by her mother in the early morning light: "Son, wake up."

No, Xia Qi covered her head with the quilt.

Xia's mother urged: "You don't go to work? It's 7 o'clock now. Hurry up and brush your teeth and wash your face and go to work."

That's why it's not good to have parents around, Xia Qi babbled in a daze: "Mom, the company is going to be on holiday soon, I don't have to go to work these two days."

The training teachers have all gone back to their hometown, and the lyrics teacher is not here anymore. Xing Yanglin’s daily shift is to visit the door with chocolate snacks. After he won the 20 cash prize last time, he invited the whole company to dinner— —Except for entertainers who lose weight.

Yin Lang also disappeared for several days. Xia Qi only found out by looking at Moments that he followed his father and other senior executives from his real estate company to Mount Wutai to burn incense.

Xia's mother became nervous when she heard this: "You won't be fired by the company?"

So Xia Qi held back his anger and explained for a long time, and his mother finally believed her, and immediately dragged him up: "That's good, you accompany me to buy vegetables, and get dressed quickly, so what's the use of bed when you're an adult."

Xia Qi would rather die than live, rolling on the bed.

Honey, this is only the first day.

Xia’s mother was in a hurry, she took a few shopping bags and took Xia Qi downstairs, she greeted the neighbors enthusiastically, quickly bargained with the hawker, and let Xia Qi carry the big and small bags, Xia Qi said from behind: “Mom, don’t worry. So much, I'm losing weight."

Xia's mother ignored his words: "Why are you so thin and lose weight?"

Xia Ma struggled in the vegetable market for two hours, and finally stopped after her saliva ran out, her wallet was flat, and the two of them could no longer carry their bags.

The two walked home slowly, and Xia's mother said to Xia Qi: "Your father and I are planning not to leave after the new year, but to stay in Shanghai and not go anywhere."

Xia Qi disagreed: "Oh, you two say that every year."

Xia Ma said, "This time it's true," she sighed, "Hey, I'm getting old."

Xia Qi turned her head and saw that her mother's sideburns were mixed with silver hair, and a joke she told at the airport had become true.

Xia’s mother said: “Syria’s environment is poor, it’s smoggy every day, and the water is not clean. Your father’s lungs are not good. He’s always coughing and waking up in the middle of the night.”

Xia Qi: "I told you not to go there long ago. The war there has become like this, and the people of the country have gone out to seek refuge as refugees. What are you doing?"

Xia Ma: "Tsk, you can't say that, especially at this time, cultural relics need to be protected."

Xia Ma began to talk about the principles of cultural relics again. Xia Qi had heard this kind of talk since childhood, and his ears were callused.

Then she said: "Your dad and I made a decision. We didn't use up the savings from selling the house before. We saved all the money you gave us. It's useless. After the new year, your dad and I will go to the suburbs to buy a small house." The villa, the air in the suburbs is good, it will help your father's health."

Xia Qi said: "I can do it here too, two rooms and one living room, it happens that you have one room and I have one room, and I can take care of you at ordinary times."

Xia's mother opened her mouth wide in shock: "Can you accommodate people in such a small room? It's so depressing."

Before the two retired, one of them was a university professor and the other was a director, and they were used to living in a large villa of 300 square meters.

Disliked by her own mother, Xia Qi felt aggrieved.

But the taste of Chinese New Year is only when the family is around. Xia Dad and Xia Mom bought plum blossoms, potted plants, bright red Chinese knots, couplets and blessing characters, and bought a carload of New Year’s goods when they came back. The refrigerator was filled with chicken, duck and fish, a few days in advance Start preparing for the New Year's Eve dinner.

Xia Qi's nest was dyed festively red, and Xia's mother swiftly removed the sofa cover, removed the curtains, changed the sheets, stuffed them all into the washing machine to wash, and then invited the aunt to come back to help with cleaning, waxing, and cleaning the windows. When the winter sun shines, the whole room is illuminated.

Xia Qi was caught by Xia's mother as a labor force for a day, and went back to the small nest to count her savings. Of her 2000 million yuan salary, 500 million yuan was put in trust, 200 million yuan was invested in stocks to try to catch the bottom, and 500 million yuan was entrusted to the bank. Doing US stocks and foreign exchange, I still have 800 million liquidity in my hands.

He left 200 million for himself, and gave all the other 600 million to his parents to buy them a house.Xia's father didn't want it at first, and let Xia Qi use it for himself. Later, he couldn't push Xia Qi, so he had to accept the passbook. However, after discussing with Xia's mother for a long time, he turned around and told him: "We will accept the money, but the villa will write your name on it. .”

The next thing is to wait for the broadcast of "Republic of China".

The official Weibo has been shouting for several months, and three trailers and more than a dozen tidbits have been released one after another, which has whetted the appetite of the audience.

Xia Qi also worked hard to promote it on Weibo. Fans held melon seeds and so on, expressing that they had become iQiyi members.Xing Yanglin had contacted the marketing team and the water army years ago, and was ready for word-of-mouth and various topics.

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, Xia Qi paid New Year's greetings to everyone early, and sealed big red envelopes to her parents. After a busy year, the two old people sat leisurely on the sofa watching cultural programs and eating melon seeds. Only Xia Qi was restless. come and go.

Waiting until 10 pm, iQiyi released 6 episodes of "The Weird Events of the Republic of China".Xia Qi's heart was pounding, and he turned on the pad immediately.

First, there is a beautifully crafted title, then the cloak flutters in the wind, and then the camera turns, and Xia Qi's face appears on the screen, with cool and handsome features and an outstanding temperament, without deliberately pretending to be cool and handsome, it grabs everyone's attention first.

The next thing is to play cards, and after that, talk to mother, go to the theater to listen to the opera at night... Xia Qi is so familiar with the content that he can almost recite it, but watching it through the camera is another experience.

"Ah! Son, this is you," Xia's mother's voice suddenly sounded from behind, startling Xia Qi, "Oh, you are so handsome, but you are fatter than now."

Xia Qi: "..."

Xia's mother was very excited: "There are a lot of scenes, and the camera is still on your face. Are you now the male number three?"

"No, Mom," Xia Qi said blankly, "I'm the number one male now."

Xia Qi is used to her mother's venomous tongue behavior, Xia's mother was very excited, she ran into the room to pull Xia's father out: "Our son has become the number one male! Come and watch our son's acting, son, put the drama on TV, what's the point of being alone?" Meaning."

So the three sat on the sofa, the melon seeds and peanuts were ready, the tea was placed next to them, and they watched two episodes in one go.

"Okay, it's 12 o'clock, you go to bed and watch it tomorrow." Xia Qi said.

The old couple didn't feel sleepy at all: "Is there more to come? There are six episodes? Then put on two more episodes."

Xia Qi had no choice but to play two more episodes.

The plot of "Republic of China" catches people, the rhythm is tight, the logic is strict, and the stuck points are very good. The old couple of the Xia family watched two more episodes. They couldn't stand it anymore and had to go to sleep. Before going to bed, they even deliberately Let Xia Qi show it to them tomorrow morning.

Xia Qi watched the remaining two episodes by herself, and then went online to read reviews all night.

Surprisingly, the reviews are particularly good.

"After reading the first six levels in one go, Shufen expressed satisfaction. At least up to now, she has been faithful to the original novel. There has been no change of Xiaoshou to the heroine. The weird atmosphere is very well done. It is scary to read it alone at night. .”

"Why do I want to die watching "Republic of China" at night, I am so scared that I dare not sleep now [laughing and crying]"

"The third young master's appearance is online and his acting skills are also online. He is neither pretentious nor hard-working, just right. The actors of the Xue family are a bit like that...why do I always act when I see him."

"After watching six episodes all night, I still can't get enough of it. I'll watch it again tomorrow morning."

"Call me for my family!!"

"CP fans gather here [smile] [smile]"

The next morning, Xia Qi received a lot of blessing messages on his mobile phone. He knew that at least the hit rate of the first six episodes was stable.Even Director Ji took the initiative to send a message to thank him.

Next, the second and third grades of junior high school, a total of ten episodes will be aired, plus it happens to be a holiday and people have nothing to do, so the volume of broadcasts remains high, half of the screen is covered by bullet screens, and there are many people discussing the plot. There are already some professional Film critics dug holes overnight and began to write plot analysis.

On the fourth day of the lunar new year, Xia Qi went to New Year's greetings with her parents. As soon as they arrived at relatives' homes, they were warmly welcomed by several children, who took their homework and asked Xia Qi to sign for them.

You know, he has never been treated like this before.

The aunt asked: "What's the matter? Why do you need to sign?"

Xia's mother raised her voice proudly: "My son recently acted in a very popular play, he starred in it, let me show it to you."

Auntie couldn't stop Xia's mother's fiery enthusiasm, so she turned on the TV and watched it for a while, and the people next to her were also attracted. Stool to sit by and watch.

Until my uncle finished the meal and ran to the living room to watch, everyone gathered in front of the TV quietly to watch the drama.He didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and shouted to everyone to eat, the auntie turned off the TV unsatisfied, she liked Xia Qi very much, hugged him and rubbed him madly: "Oh, Xia Qi is not too handsome inside!"

And when I opened the Douban Goose group, I saw at least four or five posts discussing the plot of "Republic of China". Xing Yanglin let people post.

The title of the post is "The third young master and Zhao Wei's acting skills are in stark contrast."

Xia Qi clicked in, and wrote in the main building: The one who plays the third young master is handsome and good at acting, he is simply a lost jewel in the entertainment industry. [Picture] [Picture] However, compared with him, Zhao Wei is an idiot. 【Image] [image】

Favorite: It is said that Hua Dan expresses herself with her eyes, but Zhao Wei's eyes are staring blankly. (1729 likes)

The third young master is so handsome! ! ! (1021 likes)

Yes, yes, a strong sense of disobedience. (916 likes)

……

Xia Qi sticks out her tongue, thinking it's no wonder Zhao Wei's family wants him to bind CP.After all, fans are in the minority, and people with piercing eyes are in the majority. They are the protagonists. When the two are put together, it is inevitable to be compared.

Xing Yanglin posted a screenshot of the celebrity power list on Weibo, Xia Qi ranked ninth, Zhao Wei ranked seventh, this list, Xia Qi once dreamed of it, and said that if he touched his tail, he would have no regrets in this life.

Xing Yanglin continued to instruct on WeChat: "Your Weibo fans have grown rapidly these few days, remember to send some fan benefits."

No words: What kind of benefits?

Lao Xing: [Picture] [Picture] [Picture] [Picture]...

Those photos taken before finally came in handy, Xia Qi selected nine photos to make up a nine-square grid, and sent them out to cause screams.

But then, in the Douban Goose group, which has 60 members and has a good influence in the entertainment industry, the members discovered that someone from Zhao Wei had joined the group, and began to delete posts on a large scale.

All the posts about "Zhao Wei's acting skills are not good" were all deleted. At the same time, fans opened dozens of Zhao Wei's Anlilou, and they kept posting.The team members were so annoying that they opened several posts:

"My trumpet has been applied for two years and is still out. The administrator let the water army in so soon?"

"Just now I was reading Zhao Wei's post next door, but it was deleted in a blink of an eye."

"Anyone with a discerning eye can see that Zhao Wei's acting skills are not good. Is it interesting for fans to close their eyes and brag?"

People have a rebellious mentality, the more you delete a post, the more you want to say it.In order to avoid deleting posts, the team members began to give Zhao Wei its nicknames, such as "Zhao Shuixie", "Zhao Huadan", "Zhao Xizi", "Xiao Zhao", vividly describing how bad Zhao Wei's acting skills are, and even Someone made a GIF animation and cut out his ugliest side. As a result, this picture was spread on Weibo at the speed of light. Zhao Wei's opponents saw it and spread it quickly, and they wanted to spread it so that the whole world would know.

In this way, Zhao Wei's weakness is as invisible as being under a magnifying glass.

As a result, all the posts about Zhao Wei's nickname were also deleted that night.

During the Spring Festival, the fighting power of the crowd was outstanding, and then the scolding battle began. Zhao Wei fans and melon-eating people kept posting in the goose group. This one said that without Zhao Wei, the show would not be popular, and the other said that just looking for anyone can perform better than Zhao Wei , and those who fished in troubled waters to open Zhao Weihei's posts, and those who spoke ill of Xia Qi, it was very lively.

Xia Qi watched from the sidelines, flipping through the posts while eating melon seeds, reading with relish and dazzled.

On the sixth day of the sixth day, just after waking up in the morning, a member of the Douban Goose team came to report: "Report! Zhao Huadan's "Youth with You" filmed a year ago has been changed without authorization!"

The team members sent out screenshots: "I gave 2 stars to "Youth with You" and left a message. I wrote 'what a piece of crap, Zhao Wei is going to sing honestly', but when I woke up this morning, I suddenly found out that , The 2 stars I gave unexpectedly turned into 5 stars at some point!"

Floor 1: The poster will not remember wrongly, it is also possible to mark two stars into five stars.

Floor 2: No, the authoritative scoring system of Douban has been publicized?

3rd Floor: The poster must have misremembered, Ah Bei will not make this money.

Floor 4: Everyone, hurry up and watch. I remember that the Douban score of "Youth with You" was 5.4 points, and now it has become 6.8 points!

5th floor: 6.8 points for this bad drama? ? ?

Floor 6: Fuck you, I am in the same situation as you!I thought it was because I remembered it wrong, so I didn't say it. I didn't expect someone to change the score in the background!

7th floor: Report!My 3 stars have also been changed to 5 stars!

Floor 8: Even Douban ratings have no lower limit now.

……

This post quickly piled up hundreds of floors, and then, like the previous posts, nothing was deleted.

The group members were angered by repeatedly deleting posts and criticizing them.

Zhao Weixi mentioned the code name "he", and a large-scale counterattack was spontaneously organized. The black posts were pushed up hundreds of floors, and all the things he had done before were dug up and whipped. Seven out of ten posts were "he" .

Such things as touching crotch while dancing, disrespecting elders on variety shows, car accidents at concerts, pictures with ugly angles, and strange remarks made when they were young, all these are listed seven or eight.Some team members made a collective post, with pictures, facts and text descriptions, and put all the scandalous things Zhao Wei had done into one post, and it went up a thousand floors.

This building became popular on Weibo, and Zhao Weijia frantically reposted tens of thousands of articles, and quietly made it on the hot search again.

The onlookers who knew the truth commented below: This is the consequence of abusing marketing. In fact, nothing happened.

"Youth with You" was also given a low score due to large-scale retaliation. Countless team members who had seen it but hadn't watched it rushed to "Youth with You" to score 1 star. The tug-of-war between the team members and the navy continued After a day, at 8 o'clock in the evening, Douban's score was lower than before, reaching 4.8 points.

There are also rational voices appearing on Douban: "Everyone, don't take your anger out on "Republic of China". Except for him, everyone else is very good, and I feel sorry for little brother Xia Qi."

Most Liked: One code for one code, rubbing hands every day and waiting for "Republic of China" (3231 likes)

A rat droppings ruined a pot of porridge (2911 likes)

I feel sorry for my family Xia Xia, and I want to clarify here that my family Xia Xia never wanted to have CP with Zhao Wei. (2043 likes)

Ahhhh Xia Xia Mama loves you! (1905 likes)

The weather is hot recently, Xia Xia is good, unbutton it. (839 likes)

Xia Qi saw the last item, a black question mark.

Is it hot?There was hail just yesterday.Why are there still 839 likes?