I learned lightness kung fu after killing

Regarding the matter of Yin Lang adding him on WeChat, Xia Qi was very reluctant.

At the banquet that day, Yin Lang proposed to add WeChat, but Xia Qi shyly refused to give it. Why?Because Xia Qi’s WeChat painting style is basically as follows:

Go! ! ! ! !Meat buns here I come! ! ! !

Below is an expression pack of a rooster running wildly on the grassland.

When we ran into each other on the terrace that day, Xia Qi took a picture of a lit cigarette and named it:

The rich woman is happy.

Sneaked out to eat the buffet with Zhao Wei, took a picture of the buffet table in front of me, and named it: The first Suzhou City sneak out to eat the buffet while the manager is away, just be happy today, don’t be fat tomorrow, don’t eat bad, the store won’t go home team .

After half an hour, I will comment: there is no second session, thank you all.

On the day of the banquet, Xia Qi's update was:

Ladies out there, draw your swords! ! !Fight to the death for the cheesecake ownership! !

After Yin Lang added him, he laughed wildly while scrolling through his circle of friends, and slapped his thigh wildly.He even commented on his WeChat name: "Don't say anything, peaches and plums will make their own way without saying anything? It's too artistic, and it doesn't match the style of your circle of friends."

It doesn't match.

Xia Qi had a question mark on his head, and after a long time, he went back weakly:

Silence: ... huh?

Yin Lang: [picture]

Xia Qi opened it, leather seats, champagne, luxurious interior and portholes.

Yin Lang: My private jet.

Xia Qi could barely see a show off and complacency from the comma.

Xia Qi thought for a while, carefully edited a message and sent it: Thank you Mr. Yin, I'm here to play, so I won't disturb your work.

The tone is businesslike and righteous.

After a while, Yin Lang sent another picture.Xia Qi opened it, and all kinds of gold cards, silver cards and black cards blinded him.

Yin Lang: VIP card of the three major casinos in Macau.

Yin Lang: [smiling]

Xia Qi liked to mention Yin Lang's WeChat emoticon [smile], and immediately replied with his tail between his legs: Okay Mr. Yin, I listen to you.

On the morning of the third day, the Rolls-Royce stopped downstairs at his house on time.

Xia Qi was wearing an offwhite sweater, with two or three straps hanging on his side, dragging it in a strange way. As soon as he got in the car, Yin Lang scanned it up and down in distaste, then gritted his back molars and smirked: "It's pretty good." Alright, before you get popular, you will start showing off, and I asked you to invite you three times on the last plane."

Xia Qi was taken aback for a moment, then suddenly his brain twitched, he lowered his head and smiled shyly: "No, Boss Yin invited me on a date, I have to be reserved~~~~"

Yin Lang felt a chill, and immediately sat aside, with a guarded face: "What the hell, you should be normal."

Xia Qi worked even harder, pretending to be eager to squeeze towards Yin Lang: "Then I'm not reserved anymore? What would Mr. Yin want to drink, may I pour you some red wine?"

Yin Lang waved his hands together: "No, no, you sit back."

This move worked out very well, Xia Qi was very satisfied, and Yin Lang didn't take the initiative to speak to him again until before boarding the plane.

Xia Qi has never flown a private jet before, and he is completely a country bumpkin. He looks around like a curious hamster when he enters the plane. The beautiful stewardess smiled and handed him slippers. Xia Qi asked, "Sister, what's behind that door?"

The stewardess said, "Sir, that's the bedroom."

Xia Qi glanced at Yin Lang, who was dealing with official business, and began to repeat the same trick: "Honey, accompany me to the bedroom to lie down for a while~~~My back is sore~"

Yin Lang looked away from the computer screen, raised his eyelids and smiled viciously: "Okay."

Saying that, he closed the computer and stood up, looking down at Xia Qi condescendingly: "Go, why don't you go? I'll hug you?"

Oh yo is a wolf fire, slipped away.

It took about three hours from Shanghai to Macau, and there was a projector on the plane. Xia Qi fumbled left and right, and found a bag of potato chips. He watched "Untouchable" while eating potato chips. Lang also sat down to watch, and it was not until the end of the movie that he slowly recovered from the piano music.

Yin Lang took off his earphones and asked, "What's the name of this movie?" He didn't see the title, so he didn't know.

Xia Qi said it, and Yin Lang nodded: "Philip is obviously the most advanced product educated by human society, but he was illuminated by Driss."

Xia Qi also expressed his sincere feelings: "Tell me, if you become a paraplegic in the future..."

Yin Lang quickly interrupted him: "I will immediately hire you to take a bath and change my underwear every day, thank you."

Xia Qi laughed out loud.

After watching the movie, Macau is coming soon. Xia Qi has a clear goal. After getting off the plane, he goes straight to the Lisboa Casino. With the blessing of Yin Lang’s VIP card, Xia Qi quickly changes the chips. lock up.

The interior decoration of the casino is resplendent and luxurious, the gaming tables are lined up endlessly, various slot machines and gambling machines emit pleasant electronic sounds, and the smoke in the casino is full of people and people are full of people, attracting countless heroes.

The specialty of the third young master was limited to chess and card games, so Xia Qi didn't play those gambling machines, so he just found a table to watch.

Yin Lang asked next to him: "Want to play this?"

Xia Qi looked at it seriously, and shook his head: "No. I want to try poker."

Texas poker is also a kind of chess and card game. Each player gets two cards first, three cards on the opening table, a fourth card after one round, and a fifth card in another round. Players use the cards in their hands and the table The cards are combined to decide whether to follow the cards or discard the cards. After the five cards on the table are dealt, the remaining players open their cards to confirm the win or loss.

The rules seem to be very simple. There can be four to eight people playing at a table. During the opening period, you can continue to add chips. Follow if you are sure, and quit if you are not sure.From big to small are royal flush, straight flush, four of a kind, full house, flush, straight, three of a kind, two pair, pair, high card.

The reason why Xia Qi chose poker is that even if he loses in poker, his losses are limited.There are many elements of gaming and psychological warfare, and winning or losing can be controlled at any time. If you are afraid that the casino will notice him, just fold your cards and quit.

Xia Qi found a table and sat down. After a while, the players were all there, and the sex~feeling~lotus~official~on the~line~dealed~cards.

Xia Qi got a 4 of Hearts and a 5 of Spades, both of which are low cards, with little chance of winning.Yin Lang watched enthusiastically from behind.

After following the chips, a middle-aged man next to him struck up a conversation with a jerky Hong Kong pu: "Little brother, is it your first time?"

——The poker circle refers to newcomers as "fish", and the rounds set up around newcomers are called "eating fish".Xia Qi's face was flushed, fidgeting restlessly, with nervous expression, he hummed twice vaguely.

The middle-aged man smiled cheerfully: "Don't be nervous, just play casually."

The croupier began to flop: 3 of spades, A of diamonds, and Q of diamonds. The player opposite him was a bald man with a determined look on his face. He immediately added 5000 chips.

The middle-aged man laughed and scolded: "You scare other children, take your time." He also talked to 5000.

The third man was a man in a suit, and he followed without saying a word.

Xia Qi scratched his head, worried for a long time, hesitated, the bald man looked impatient: "Follow or not, don't play if you can't afford it." Xia Qi frightened his hands, and 5000 chips landed on the table.

All three men are satisfied.

The dealer turns over the fourth card: 6 of Hearts.

The bald man added 1000, and the other two followed suit, Xia Qi readily gave up.

The middle-aged man was not reconciled: "The little brother is not going to add? Hold on, maybe the last card can turn around."

Xia Qi said embarrassingly, "I'm not very good, sorry."

It was a pity that the three of them were not full.

The dealer turns over the fifth card: 7 of spades.

Yin Lang could see clearly from behind that if he didn't fold his cards, he would be a straight, and the chances of winning were great. This round is too regrettable.

At the end of the draw, the bald man won the chip with two Qs.The middle-aged man warmly greeted: "Come again, little brother, don't go, let's play another game."

Xia Qi nodded in agreement, then turned around and smiled at Yin Lang inexplicably.

In the second round, Xia Qi got two 3s of spades, which were also small cards with little chance of winning.

The flop of the dealer: 3 of Hearts, A of Diamonds, A of Spades.

The bald man was excited again, and raised 5000 chips.The remaining three all follow suit.

The fourth card: square 5.

The bald man added another 2000 chips, the man in the suit folded, Xia Qi didn't move, Ba Feng didn't move, and followed.