My cat turned my partner into my bed

All kinds of past, like the wind blowing, the paper flying in Jingyuan's mind, whirled and sank again.

Wei Cheng didn't dare to vent his anger, so he read the scroll several times from left to right, from right to left, and almost read a palindrome, and said, "You, do you see what's going on?"

Jingyuan: "..." He clings to the knuckles of the handle and asks, "Where does the common merit refer?"

Ju Ritian was paralyzed in a limp and boneless posture, and the lumps of flesh seemed to be turning into liquid water. He hugged his tail and said, "It's just a business, it's flourishing, it's not difficult, you give it to me." Donate a Hundred Flowers Award to those who shovel shit!"

"Damn it!" Wei Cheng said violently as if he had been stabbed in the spine, the key point was a mystery, "Can't it be me who worked hard to win one!"

One person and one cat looked at him as if they were looking at a hopeless patient.

Wei · His expression is not as good as emoji · His lines are not as good as siri · He is pretty and aggressive · Vase Cheng is as quiet as a chicken.

Jing Yuan snorted twice, and said, "What about the time limit? Must we meet each other within three days?"

"That's right," said Ju Ritian, "the kind of meeting that requires actual physical contact, video calls don't count."

Wei Cheng looked at the cat, then glanced at Jing Yuan with guilt, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhBreaking down pinched the small pillow banana in his hand, "Which god is so boring ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh—"

Can you handle the big and small exams?Can boys and girls manage it?I don't want to help the real lady beat the mistress, but I want to do this kind of role as a playmate!

Wei Cheng, who just goes to the jar for nothing, is basically sure that this group of people must be his own mother's fans, the pillows are so high that he dreams of him being equal to Jing Yuan, so that "Yuan Orange" will not be labeled as a blood-sucking person at any time. Ragua bat essence.

Could Ren Jing be willing?

"Why are you in a daze?" Jing Yuan waved his hand in front of his eyes, very dissatisfied, "I've been stupid all day long."

Wei Cheng thought bitterly, now you are Coke and I am Mentos, I am afraid that if I say something—you will blow up!

Jing Yuan made a gesture of picking out his pocket, and couldn't help cursing, "The phone is not here."

"The lock screen pattern is to draw an L." Wei Cheng wanted to give him his own.

"No need," Jing Yuan said, "I saved a worksheet...forget it. I will go to the Shanghai stock market for five days next week, and I can't remember the details. You?"

Wei Cheng replied politely: "There will be an advertisement recording the day after tomorrow, in this city. I just got out of the last drama group, and I have half a month's leave."

Jing Yuan raised his eyebrows and said, "What will be filmed next?"

Wei Cheng had no scruples, ""The Romance of the Fairy Couple", the male second."

"confirmed?"

"not yet……"

Jing Yuan categorically said: "Push it."

Wei Cheng looked up, "Why?"

Jing Yuan called the cat "Xiao Ju", with his arms wide open, Ju Ritian was especially useful, and walked over slowly with catwalks.He flexed his five fingers and scratched the cat's fleshy chin, and said in the purr of Ju Ritian's locomotive: "What else is there in that kind of unnutritious drama other than being silly and fast? You have been in the group for several months, and you can't do it." Shall I go on strike to cooperate with you?"

"Jing Yuan, are you sick?" Wei Cheng was unreasonable, "Yes, I admit that I don't have enough resources, but this is my job. After the quarrel just now, you want to distinguish between me and me?"

"It's just after the quarrel," Jing Yuan looked at him and said, "So you still want to continue?"

Wei Cheng felt a sense of helplessness as he didn't know where to use his strength, and was momentarily at a loss for words.

Jing Yuan's relented attitude a quarter of an hour ago is still vivid in his memory, and Wei Cheng doesn't believe it, but he feels that the distance between people is gradually widening with the passage of time, visible and invisible.Jing Yuan didn't realize it, but more or less... had an opinion on him.

Jingyuan felt that Wei Cheng's invisible long ears were almost hanging down to the ground, the other party bit his lip in embarrassment, remembering that his last fashion drama was on location in Sanya, he wasn't tanned, his skin was so white under the home lamp glow.The part of Wei Cheng's right hand protruding a bit from the wrist bone was pinched by him earlier, and it was still covered with red marks, which is pitiful.

"Ah, cool——" Ju Ritian was tired of being masturbated enough, and expressed emotion with a voice that didn't match his appearance. Seeing that they were so entangled, he interjected, "Actually, it doesn't need to be so troublesome. You can get married in place. , it was meant to let you two play friends!"

Jing Yuan and Wei Cheng said in unison: "No!"

Wei Cheng pouted his neck and said, "We're gay, aren't we cold--" Suddenly remembering that Ju Ritian knew his state of mind well, he hurriedly winked at the fat cat who smiled connotatively, and Ju Ritian licked it calmly. Claws, from the sidelines.jpg.

He heaved a sigh of relief, seeing Jing Yuan was stunned, he realized later: What the hell? !My ex-teammate found out about his family, and his ex-secret crush found out about his life. That's it, came out? ? ? ? ?

What a joke!

what to do?Now only the life of Ju Ritian, who is about to explode if he is not bound, is the only way to threaten him!

If the ball is dead, Jing Yuan will feel that this is a moral decline or a loss of humanity, will it be disgusting?Although Wei Cheng really wanted to pat him on the shoulder and said earnestly, "Young man, there are all kinds of wonders in the world", but after all, he really liked him back then.

And what Jingyuan is looking for is hard to describe.

Wei Cheng saw that his face was getting darker and darker, and he would be able to play the role of Bao Gong by clicking the moon.

"No, no, no, no," Wei Cheng quickly tied his tongue, trying his best to separate the relationship, "This has nothing to do with emotions, it's a matter of you walking on a single-plank bridge and I riding a roller coaster—" I am the eighteenth bend of the mountain road here , You are a big river with wide waves!

He then proficiently sprayed rainbow farts on Wanli Bixiao, "You are electricity, you are light, you are the only myth, and you are the dream of thousands of girls that is holier than RMB, really."

I like you the most.He added silently.

Jing Yuan's heart is in the OS: so yin and yang!He turned the corner and scolded me.

Wei Cheng's side tried his best not to let Jing Yuan see his unrequited love, and even his thoughts of being born again at any time when the spring breeze blows, while Jing Yuan's side saw him making jokes heartlessly, completely carrying out "yesterday you are right." I don't care about it, today's me makes you unattainable", the principle is getting more and more depressed.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Wei Cheng turned to his fat cat, "Our situation is too special, why don't we call all our managers over and explain?"

Ju Ritian scratched his head, "But what, only you two can hear me."

Jing Yuan: "Can you tell me what you should have done once!"

Ju Ritian received a slap from him that was neither light nor heavy, "It's gone! It's gone!"

Wei Cheng made up the picture of the two brokers tying them together with a rope and carrying them to the mental hospital. His heart was ashamed, "Why don't we let this cat fend for itself..."

Jing Yuan stood up and walked out in big strides.

Wei Cheng became nervous, "Why?"

He said angrily, "Hero WC!"

//

Jing Yuan sat on the toilet and grinded his teeth.

For this strange situation, he actually thought of a way to get the best of both worlds. He wanted to tease Wei Cheng and told him, but in the end he was pissed off.

It's been two years, why is Wei Cheng getting more and more over the top? !

Jingyuan didn't notice that he scolded himself, he is very resentful and aggrieved now, like a love business that lost money and the other party didn't realize that he had owed a debt of conscience, like a homosexual married but forced to A virgin who gave birth to a fat white boy.

The current appearance is indeed not very materialistic, but based on Jingyuan’s understanding of Wei Cheng more than two years ago, if Wei Cheng is still interested in him, as soon as this lock is taken, he will rush to throw the key away first, not this one. No matter how you look at it, it looks like he shaved his head and picked up his hot head.

Of course, Jing Yuan was not doing the reincarnation of the five grains, Jing Yuan was on the trumpet and was checking Weibo in a well-dressed manner.

——Oh, Wei Cheng has eliminated the mobile phone for an unknown period of time.

Qi is qi, but he really won't let Wei Cheng continue to waste his youth in endless bubble dramas. He may not be qualified before, but all the dedication and accumulation in the past two years, now it's time to see the truth .

Even though it was absurd, it was a blessing in disguise for him. He had no time to take care of it before, but now it was his chance to reap both career and love.

but……

No, he still really wants to make a sand sculpture like Wei Cheng who owes [beep——]!

Jing Yuan clicked on the edit page, pondered for a while, and moved his fingers.

As the two tentacles of "Yuan Orange" CP, the most mysterious and the biggest coffee, Jing Yuan and Wei Cheng have completely different ways of cooking "Yuan Orange".

Whenever Wei Cheng's filter Gaussian blurs his body with pink bubbles, and he is so impressed by the brains of the girls in Yuancheng that he thinks Jing Yuan's secret and great love is true, he goes to read some pornographic literature. .

The left hand is Fifty Shades of Gray and the right hand is love for three lives, except that he formed a reinforcement platoon of children out of nothing, everything is so beautiful that it is hallucinogenic.

And every time he feels that his crush is hopeless and so down, he goes to station b to search for the products of Scissorhands.

Since ancient times, there have been many bets in MVs, and it was cool to be stabbed for a while, and it was cool to be stabbed all the time.The golden rule of honesty does not deceive me.Wei Cheng screamed at the abuse, thinking that I will get out of the pit tomorrow, and then tomorrow will be really delicious.

Jingyuan is very strange.

Whenever he belatedly finds out from the ladies' candies that Wei Cheng may be flirting with him, or may be deeply in love with him, why they used to walk side by side and now they are upright hand in hand, he will say "Rainbow Fart Emoji Package Station Sister Figure [-]" Lian, Passionate Words:

"My sister stared at me like a rabbit doll, pure white and innocent, innocent and romantic. My sister peeked at me clean and vivid, she trusted me like that, as if she would walk with me if given a lollipop, and my sister would be tolerant I am infinitely good and bad, because she knows that I love her as much as she loves me." Then submit a good sister bot.

And if it was Wei Cheng who didn't understand the style and even deliberately avoided it... Today they met and almost quarreled again and again, Jing Yuan would be extremely upset.

Jing Yuan crackled and wrote: "The first time I saw this woman, I knew she was not an easy-going lamp. At the family dinner, she smiled like a white rose, but only I knew that her hurting thorns were covered with blood in her heart That night, she hugged my neck, and in front of the full-length mirror, her hair was as soft as seaweed, wrapped around me, dragged me, and slid into the abyss together.”

After reading it a few times with satisfaction and correcting a few words that were not enough, he shook his legs and sent it to Xiao **ot—even though the submission was never accepted.

No way, I have been a virgin for 20 years and I don’t know that he is the most literary one among clay sculpture powder =;=.

Wei Cheng knocked on the door, "Jing Yuan? Are you feeling unwell?"

With a guilty conscience, Jing Yuan slammed the phone on his feet and gasped.

Hearing his strange voice, Wei Cheng was silent for a while, "You, are you constipated?"

Jing Yuan: "...", "I'm fine!"

"Oh." Wei Cheng said.

Jing Yuan put the phone back and opened the door. Wei Cheng stood by the door, seeing that he seemed not so angry anymore, and also had a smile on his face:

"I've cleaned up the guest room, go to sleep," Ju Ritian stood on his shoulders, heavy, Wei Cheng kept reaching out to help him, pulling his sleeves, and said as he walked, "This side of the community There is a problem with the heating, the room has not been lived in for a long time, it may be a bit cold, I deliberately changed the bed with a thick quilt, don't kick around when you sleep, it will be bad if you catch a cold."

After entering the room and turning on the light, Jing Yuan saw that the clean bed was covered with soft quilts, Wei Cheng purposely folded the quilt on both sides, and put another layer on top of the sheets, as if sleeping in a tight sleeping bag.

Wei Cheng said, "Call your agent tomorrow? By the way, let's add up and see what to say."

Jing Yuan let out a "hmm", threw off his shoes and climbed up.He wasn't used to this kind of cicada pupa-like quilt, so he fluffed it up.

Wei Cheng shrugged his shoulders helplessly, walked to the bed, and tucked him in the quilt as usual.

Jingyuan's eyes became hot in an instant.

Wei Cheng smiled and said, "Good night."

"Good night," Jing Yuan said quietly, "I wish you sweet dreams."