My cat turned my partner into my bed

—The cat spoke.

In the unimaginably unfamiliar environment, the first thing that resounded in Jingyuan's mind was a certain leg-shaking divine song that has been popular all over the country recently, "This world is so crazy, mice are bridesmaids for cats", Qi Delong, Qi Dongqiang... There are countless exclamation points Throwing Jing Yuan on the forehead one after another, he and Wei Cheng looked at each other in blank dismay, completely shutting down.

"Are you two talking?"

It is indeed the cat shaking its head and tail, and it is still an uncle's voice that rings like a bell and is as strong as a pine [].

Sexy orange cat, acting as a demon online.

Jing Yuan narrowed his eyes.Yes, I must still be dreaming.

He lay back on the bed expressionlessly, pulled off the quilt in a snap, and covered himself airtightly.Ju Ritian turned a blind eye to this, and triumphantly clasped the two pointed claws on the front of the meat pad together, Chong Weicheng said OK, and a smug smile appeared on the puffy face behind the cheeks.

A cat, smiling at him...

Wei Cheng was stunned for three seconds, then climbed down on hands and feet, rummaged through boxes and cabinets to find cat bags, spare car keys, mobile phones, and grabbed Ju Ritian, who was coming forward, by the neck, as if to put it into the bag leave.

Ju Ritian was in a hurry, shouting while thumping, "Wei Cheng, stop first! I can explain!"

"My cat is sick," Wei Cheng murmured, "or I'm crazy..."

Ju Ritian managed to escape, jumping up and down on the floor, "No, no! Wei Cheng, you stupid human being, my uncle got enlightened and arranged a good marriage for you. Such an obvious good thing you I still don't understand-"

Wei Cheng was dying in the face of the iron-like facts, "Impossible, after the founding of the country as promised, I can't become a genius!"

"You are allowed to read urban cultivation texts, but I am not allowed to collect the spiritual energy of heaven and earth. What kind of fallacy is this?" Ju Ritian squinted at him, then jumped onto the bed with his buttocks pouted, clawed off the quilt covering Jingyuan's facial features, and then Hugging under the pillow, his fat body struggled to scoop up Jing Yuan who was still deceiving himself.

Jing Yuan clicked his tongue, scratched his hair with a manic face, and the mattress slid directly to his abdomen.

The two of them stared at each other with a cat between them.

Wei Cheng sneered, and said dryly, "Qing, sober?"

Taking a closer look, Wei Cheng found that Jing Yuan's figure was more toned than when he saw it on a TV festival two months ago. His body showed the effect of intentional muscle gain, because his waist was slender and his legs were long, which was very natural.At this time, the butter-colored light smeared a layer on his body, and the flat and blocky muscles undulated into a meandering curve accompanied by the heartbeat, and a few beads of sweat that had just evaporated were now resting on the navel at the end of the curve. Illuminated crystal clear.

It's just that the eye sockets are red, and the lower eyelids are still bruised, obviously too busy to sleep well.

Wei Cheng was about to hold a flag-raising ceremony in front of others, so he hurriedly looked away.

so close!

Jing Yuan had a dark face, "Clothes, clothes, clothes, good."

ah?Wei Cheng lowered his head, only to realize that he was not far from naked, subconsciously pulled the left and right collars of the nightgown to wrap it around, and under Jing Yuan's cold sneer, blushed, and slowly put on the belt again.

After confirming that he was tidy, Wei Cheng said, "What's the matter with this cat?"

"No matter what happened, you raised it," Jing Yuan said. Just as Ju Ritian was about to speak, he picked up the cat and put it on the pillow next door, and slapped it on the head deftly, "Don't worry about it, find me Here comes the clothes."

Wei Cheng said "Oh" and didn't say anything more, obediently found long-sleeved and loose sweatpants for Jing Yuan.Immediately, Jingyuan became more at ease, raised his arms to put on his jacket, and straightened the hem of his clothes, which made him say, "You haven't grown taller after two years?"

Wei Cheng couldn't laugh or cry, "I'm already 22..."

Jing Yuan was only seventeen in the three-year marching group, and the bamboo shoots grew like joints. Now that they are standing together, Wei Cheng has to raise his neck a little to see into his eyes.

Jingyuan's eyes were dark, with an indescribable smile, he sat on the bed and stared at him for a while, then he lifted the quilt around his abdomen and put on his trousers neatly.

He sat down imposingly, looked at Wei Cheng carefully from head to toe, rubbed his fingertips on his lips, and said casually: "It's still the same, stupid."

Wei Cheng retorted, "Your habit of getting under the covers when you're nervous hasn't changed, respect three years old."

This extremely childish problem has to be traced back to the release of the first album "Light" of "Aurora".

The five team members ended their week of rankings and ushered in a rare rest day on Sunday.Having said that, everyone is still worried, after all, the weekly list of music sales rankings is announced on the same day, and the results are especially important for a small group like them that have just come out.

Just as everyone was crowded in the living room, frantically refreshing the announcement page with the frequency of urination, Wei Cheng noticed that Jing Yuan had disappeared.Bai Yan and the others were in a state of high anxiety, and Wei Cheng couldn't interrupt, so he had to go back to his room to find someone.

Pushing open the door, what came into view was the hillock on the bed, accompanied by the nervous spitting and scolding of everyone in the hall by the partition wall, still trembling.

The doll-shaped cash machine, the team's ACEs, the radiant leader on the stage, the frivolous and domineering young master in daily life... unexpectedly escaped at this time.

Wei Cheng walked over lightly, "I don't feel too nervous." He tried to tear off the thin fabric, and Jing Principle wrestled with him inside.

"Are you afraid?" Wei Cheng asked, "Are you afraid that you will end up with an unsatisfactory result if you try your best? Or are you afraid that you will go back and inherit the family property?"

Jing Yuan grumbled, "None of your business!"

Wei Cheng moved a small bench and sat there, laughed, and said comfortingly, "Ann, if your parents really want to cut off your future, freeze your bank card, and then say hello to the major brokerage companies, You can only sell and sing in the subway a long time ago, and you still have the opportunity to worry about your debut album?" Actually, this is an obstinate saying, the boy group is prosperous and the other is damaged, and Jing Yuan is afraid that the data will not be proportional to the effort. The reason is that He can't do enough.

Jing Yuan "..." said stubbornly, "Even if I want to start from singing, I will definitely go this way."

"It's better to be the proud son of the day," Wei Cheng said sincerely, "The wind blows through the hall in winter and the pigeon cages in summer, the elder brother on the left is grateful, and the elder sister on the right is Boduo Buddha Ami. The wandering singer was an angel with broken wings in his previous life."

Jing Yuan understood that he was speaking out loud, a little guilty and a little speechless, "I'll go, you still boast yourself?"

Wei Cheng laughed so hard that his eyes crooked, he stretched his hand into the quilt to hold Jing Yuan's, his own palm was covered with cold sweat, Jing Yuan groaned, and grabbed him instead.

At this moment, deafening cheers came from the living room.

Shouting excitedly, Wei Cheng tightened his hands, and after a brief trance, he was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear.He was about to bring Jing Yuan up to celebrate with everyone, but he was dragged by the other party and both fell on the bed. Jing Yuan rubbed his hair with great force, "Hahaha, 'Aurora' is shining brightly"!

Wei Cheng then followed suit and yelled exactly the same words.

Dust as soft as velvet was floating in the air that day, turning into ephemeral mayflies under the sun, shining youth and sailing dreams, when Jingyuan's bright black eyes like wolfdogs stared at him, and his breath was sluggish. Wounded, Wei Cheng's heart skipped a beat at that moment.

Three years later, there are only stereotyped holiday greetings on WeChat, and the few chances of being in the same frame can only allow him to glance at them in a hurry. Even the vivid memories have become yellowed old photos over the years.Jing Yuan has grown up and matured. Wei Cheng thought about what kind of head he should start if we can still get along with each other, but in the gag conversation just now, he caught the boy who is no stranger to the other party and has not changed. mind.

Ju Ritian finished watching the play in Ge You's paralyzed posture, yawned, and said:

"Do you still need an explanation from me?"

Wei Cheng lowered his eyes hastily, Jing Yuan chuckled, just like he did when he was pulled out of the car engine, he grabbed Ju Ritian's fate by the back of his neck, put it in front of him, and then used a kind of frank and lenient, resisting Yan Yan said:

"of course."

Ju Ritian shivered.

If Wei Cheng had to describe it, the atmosphere that followed would jump all the way from "Years of Friendship" to "Three Moments Surprise".

One of them was wearing a baggy nightgown, and the other was stretched out by ill-fitting underwear, sleepy and tired, listening to a cat talking.Wei Cheng crossed his legs, holding a banana soft pillow with both arms, his sharp chin was sunken into the cotton, and suddenly said, "Are you hungry? I'll go get something to eat?"

Ju Ritian was talking about how it breaks the chaos and enlightens the mind, but he didn't get to the point for a long time, but he boasted that he could reach the moon in the nine heavens and catch turtles in the five oceans.It was about to attack after being interrupted, when it heard the word "eat", it jumped three feet high, "I want it too!"

"What a fart, please look at the flesh on your body, I just stepped on a climbing frame last month!"

Jing Yuan snorted disdainfully, and said coldly: "Are you having a tea party?" His stomach growled.

The expressions of the two people, one cat, and three living creatures suddenly became brilliant.

Wei Cheng was overjoyed, Jing Yuan's virtue was the same as before, he didn't deliberately tease people anymore, "Wait."

When I came back, I took beef strips, a pack of biscuits, Ping An fruit, and canned fish that were quite obvious.

"Eat the apple first," Wei Cheng said, "Today is the holiday, so I have to make a wish."

Superstitious, Jingyuan let him make a fuss, took the can and opened it, and was about to put a bowl on the ground and pour it in, when Ju Ritian snatched it, salivating, holding it in one hand, and digging it with a big spoon in the other.

Wei Cheng curled up his ten fingers to wrap the apple. When making a wish, he concentrated on it, chanting words, his eyelashes fluttering.

Jing Yuan glanced at him secretly, and took a bite of the apple absentmindedly, it was crunchy.

"Happy Christmas Eve!" Wei Cheng opened his eyes, his round almond-shaped eyes gleamed with brilliance, and smiled embarrassedly, "I wish you all the best and all the best! What wish did you make?"

Jing Yuan swallowed, "I hope that today's big change will make people alive."

Wei Cheng had a choked expression on his face.

He was a little hurt, "Isn't it? After all, it's been a long time and I finally met in private. I hate it so much?"

In fact, he just mentioned it casually, he didn't expect Jingyuan to put down the flesh with tooth marks, his face became gloomy, and he preemptively struck.

"I should ask you this question," Jing Yuan said, "Usually ignore people, don't say anything, have text messages and phone calls, copy and paste a few sentences of Internet spam during New Years and holidays, post a circle of friends and even be stingy with likes, let you lie dead It's better to add a WeChat business than the address book!"

Wei Cheng was also drunk, "What about you? The repeated 'hmmm' made me feel like a mentally handicapped man talking to a repeater. I didn't even look at the same frame. This activity and that activity are considered in one The venue is also far away from the emperor in the high mountains, so I should post it again and again as a co-author, is there no word 'active' in your dictionary?"

Jing Yuan felt unreasonable: "It's clear that I want to find you, but you slipped away without a trace, and when I was about to see you, you shook your head violently. If you don't say anything else, you just pick the last TV show. I was so easy to squeeze." In the past, before saying hello, you would pull your wrist affectionately at Shidi and praise his dial. Is it 24K pure gold or is it inlaid with pigeon eggs? Hey Wei Cheng, why are you so petty? Didn’t you just quarrel before the dissolution? Fight, you don't want to leave Shaohua and I didn't force you, why are you still fighting with me? []"

Wei Cheng's chest rose and fell, and his breathing was heavy. He didn't expect that Jing Yuan would suddenly settle accounts with him after Qiu Hou, and he said something like a machine gun, feeling aggrieved, and whispered: "I'm not offended, I thought you were angry with me Not promising..."

Jing Yuan was stunned, dumbfounded.

Wei Cheng thought of many things, but was photographed by them so that his mind went blank and he was at a loss for words.He looked a little hurt, wearing a pure white nightgown, like a frustrated rabbit with ears down.

Jing Yuan called his name, Wei Cheng looked at him in a dazed way, with slender eyelashes, dark and clear almond eyes, Jing Yuan thought of the rainbow farts he saw on the Internet: these are a pair of "eyes kissed by an angel".

In the delusion, he was almost sucked into the clear vortex, he looked away, and said: "It's nothing. I don't hate you either." He pointed to the culprit who was watching the show, and grabbed it "Won't it not work if you say your wish?"

"It hurts, it hurts!" Ju Ritian cried out incessantly.

Jing Yuan let go, "Look. We are not dreaming, and this is indeed not a normal cat."

"Of course!" Ju Ritian rubbed his still-pained face with a meat pad, "Didn't you just tell me that I had a ghost in my dream, and after I was ferryed across the river, I came under a big tree covered with red ribbons .The tree—”

Jing Yuan stared at him [] thoughtfully, and ordered: "Speak to the point!"

"Okay, okay, I was thinking about how to climb up to play, and suddenly the golden light flashed, and the god appeared from the cloud. He told me that because there are many believers worshiping, I have accumulated a lot of merit, correspondingly, if I To truly gain the Tao, one must also give back to the believers and fulfill their wishes, otherwise they will explode and die, meow..." Ju Ritian gestured with dancing.

Wei Cheng was confused, "What kind of believers? Where did the merit come from?"

"Stupid you!" Ju Ritian said as a matter of course, "You forgot who I am! Yuancheng cp protector, the little pusher of your marriage! Yuancheng girl thought day and night, and finally reached Tianting. Only the mana can tie the bond for you!"

Jing Yuan said, "The line of ties?"

"Yeah," Ju Ritian stood up again, and stretched out his right front paw, "Calm down and follow me. Don't move shit."

Ju Ritian struggled to bend the last little nail on the pad.

Jingyuan imitated his movements, spread out his palms, and bent his little finger.

Wei Cheng sensed it immediately!He lowered his head dumbfounded, and saw that his fingers were also moving gently with a corresponding range.Not only that, this is a kind of, I can't say it, but it is an extraordinarily wonderful feeling...

It’s as if all the sensory power of the whole body is concentrated on this fingertip, which is as sensitive as a snail extending its tentacles, and there is another rhythmic soul, reading and thinking, no matter whether we are in the same room or in the same room, the two heartbeats are the same. Clear into the ear, harmonious follow.

Wei Cheng blushed as if he had a fever, he was both embarrassed and curious, and he also bent his little finger back and forth, pulling Jing Yuan like he was having a convulsion.

Jing Yuan said angrily, "Stop playing!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Wei Cheng quickly stopped and patted his flushed face.

"That's it," Ju Ritian said, "As long as you are thinking about each other and ticking your little fingers, the other person can feel it immediately. The bond line is valid for three months."

It closed its glass bead-like eyes, joined its claws together, and then pulled them apart.With the floating blue light, an antique scroll appeared.Ju Ritian handed it to Jingyuan, he opened it, and Wei Cheng leaned forward to read the traditional calligraphy on it:

"The three principles of a cat's repayment:

If the relationship fails after three months of binding, the joint merits can be used to offset it

72. During the bondage period, the befrienders must not leave each other for more than [-] hours

In the third process, both parties need to jointly undertake the task of raising the matchmaker."

Facing Jing Yuan's black face like a pot lid, Wei Cheng finally understood, and his heart was racing.

A thousand screaming chickens roared at the same time, Wei Cheng's face was full of cattle, damn, I dare you to be forcibly tied up! ! ! ! !

Who are the Yuancheng sisters who are good fortune Zhong Shenxiu, who are not heartbroken for their singleness, but only shed tears for the separation and reunion of Yuancheng. For three years, they prayed devoutly and worshiped firmly. The temptation to climb the wall is to be on the left side without blinking your eyes, and then you can cultivate the resonance of the gods. How can a cat turn into a demon? ! ! ! !

BUT, how can a man with a dark heart coexist with a man who is straight and straight? !

A twisted melon is not sweet, and what is rushing forward is not a business!