My cat turned my partner into my bed

Pack!Do you not understand Chinese characters?

In the middle of the night, Wei Cheng felt like he was in a tizzy. He turned the brightness of the screen to the lowest level and prepared for a protracted battle.

[The orange juice is very sweet]: Is there something wrong?

This question is very spiritual!Putting aside the context outside the circle, it is of course just an ordinary question, but Wei Cheng Leng interpreted the menace and righteousness behind the few words according to the fan circle rules of "seeing the essence through the phenomenon".

Wei Cheng: You are the only fan of Wei Cheng!Substitute self-respect! !

Wei Cheng: The yield of round oranges is [-] per mu, and the amount of sugar is not overwhelming. If you turn your back on the dark and turn to the bright now, we can still be good sisters ==

When doing cp or something, persuading surrender and recruiting safety is the most important thing, and eradicating dissidents is the next strategy. Wei Cheng is only thinking about saving the lost lamb, and immediately feels cold after typing the word "sister".

Really broke my heart for my life.

However, the other party answered irrelevantly: How did you find my account?

[Orange juice is very sweet]: Do you know me?

So vigilant?Wei Cheng definitely couldn't expose himself, and was about to cover it up with a laugh, when suddenly the alarm bell rang, wow, so cunning, could it really be some mysterious person around?

In a bungalow 300 meters to the southeast lived a shadow queen who had retired for many years. On a dark and windy night, Jing Yuan, who was full and full, dragged him out for a walk with the cat. After saying hello, she sized them up from head to toe, and then showed a knowing smile, so frightened that Wei Cheng immediately shook off Jing Yuan's hand on her shoulder.

Could it be... is it her?

The duplex 500 meters to the northwest belongs to a retired swimmer. The daughter of the athlete has just entered junior high school. One day, she passed by after school and found that they almost fainted without a scream. The signature board was not enough and the two forced them to take pictures with the camera. Zhang Bixin took a group photo.

No wonder the little girl has piercing eyes!

For a moment, Wei Cheng was terrified and suspicious, but his original confidence fell precipitously, for fear of contradicting his seniors or hurting the children.

Simply spread doubts first, and find out the truth!

Wei Cheng: Check your household registration!

Wei Cheng: I don't know you. You only pretend to be double-duty and engage in substitutions, naive!I suspect you are in elementary school yet?

[Squeezed orange juice is very sweet]: No

[Orange juice is very sweet]: Just turned [-]

Oh oh, it's not the queen sister or the junior high school girl, there seems to be no girls of the same age around here, right?At least he hasn't seen it... Wei Cheng heaved a sigh of relief, Hute's positioning function is just unreliable, but fortunately it was a false alarm.

[Orange juice is very sweet]: Do you know who I am?

Wei Cheng: You, don't worry about this!nothing to do with what we said

Wei Cheng: Don't change the subject.

[The juice from the round orange is very sweet]: Oh.What does that matter to you?

... Yoho, she's still a irascible sister!

Wei Cheng: Why are you so unreasonable!

He simply sat up: You obviously only like Wei Cheng, and you still post so many such things on the homepage, why do you still use the CP profile picture to eat Yuanchengliang!It's not fair for you to treat Jing Yuan like this!

[Orange juice is very sweet]: Who said that?I am a CP fan.

Now you still want to drill up your skirt!Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Squeezed orange juice is very sweet]: But you...

[Orange juice is very sweet]: Sister, you are the fan of Jingyuan's girlfriend, right?

I'm going, but I'm still trying to beat him up!

What's this?This is questioning his revolutionary enthusiasm and undermining the fruits of his struggle!This is my heart to Mingyue, but Wu Gang spoiled Guanghan!Wei Cheng sat on the bed wrapped in a quilt, took a breath and was about to spray back, but saw the other party take a few screenshots.He poked his finger and his smile gradually froze.

[Account [Into Yuan Orange Steady Earning No Loss] The homepage is full of hard photos of Jingyuan.jpg]

[Jing Yuan’s account during the tour [Entering Yuan Orange’s Steady Earnings without Compensation] Groundhog’s call to swipe the screen.jpg]

[Account [Enter Yuan Orange Steady Earning No Loss] screenshots of purchasing power XN.jpg] and a number of rainbow farts

[Orange juice is very sweet]: "Eardrum boyfriend Jing Xiaoyuan, the almighty system can be salty or sweet", "You are my glimpse in the vast sea of ​​people, you are my star in the three autumn years", "I, as always, Miss you, in the secret spring day"

[Orange juice is very sweet]: You are quite good at...

[Squeezed orange juice is very sweet]: I like it very much.

You damn!

Wei Cheng "...", then hugged his head:

Why did he forget this crop! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

God, you gave me a goldfish brain in vain!Damn, you have done all this unexplained injustice for nothing!

Relying on the fact that no one knew his identity, Wei Cheng let go as much as he wanted on the trumpet. When he kowtowed to his head, he wrote down those words that were extremely sincere and true, but they were picked up by outsiders and typed on the page like a stick reading Go up—the shame is over [-]! ! !

Wei Cheng just wanted a bolt of lightning to strike him and let him drive west.However, after recovering, he still had to bite the bullet and continue typing.

[Entering Yuan Orange Steadily Earning No Loss]: Facts speak louder than words, I am a CP fan, believe it or not╭(╯^╰)╮

[Orange juice is very sweet]: I will return the original words

[Entering Yuan Orange is sure to make money without losing money]: Evidence!

[Squeezed orange juice is very sweet]: Have you seen any Duwei who is actively and seriously rewarding?I wish my wife could use her love to generate electricity, and once her kidneys fail, her true feelings will turn sour and she will climb the wall or even get out of the pit and step back on it, okay?Fool.

Wei Cheng's inner OS: Why does this "idiot" still have a hint of pampering?Shit, I'm so stupid!

[Ruyuan Orange is sure to make money without losing money]: Well, then you still write that kind of stuff!

[Squeezing juice from round oranges is very sweet]: Is there any conflict between me engaging in round oranges and my hope that Wei Cheng will fall in love with me?

Wei Cheng thought to himself: Huh?When I reacted, I gradually understood.

Even though he knows that idols are for people to "make dreams" and "chase", seeing a girl say such words in front of him undoubtedly gave Wei Cheng a great impact.His face was burning hot, thinking, so to speak, is it really normal?The other party is just a bold and avant-garde little girl who has a little bit of harmless sexual fantasy towards him.

It seemed that he rushed forward and accused him indiscriminately, he was very ky!

[Squeezed orange juice is very sweet]: But you...

Wei Cheng thought about my sincerity towards Yuan Cheng, and he had an idea, and did the same thing: Then, is there any conflict between me engaging in Yuan Cheng and my wanting to be Jing Yuan as my boyfriend?

[Squeezed orange juice is very sweet]: Of course not.

Wei Cheng was stunned when he saw it, he was so decisive!I thought that the opponent who was fired by him at the beginning would at least retaliate in his own way, at least make a sarcasm...

Wei Cheng was very ashamed, thinking that he joined the National Army in [-], but he obviously followed the party with a red star!

Wei Cheng thought about it, and felt that he should at least show something.

What evidence is the most direct and powerful?

Of course it is - give money to my wife!

As the saying goes, if you don’t fight, if I don’t fight, the wife will climb the wall tomorrow; if you eat and I eat, the wife will produce food every day!

Wei Cheng kept on doing nothing, and clicked on "God Five" (five gods of food production, because they are all friends, they simply add A, B, C, D, E prefixes before their circle names, collectively known as the "Magic Five Letters" Referred to as "Shenwu", it is the mainstay of Yuancheng CP) and wives' appreciation page, worshiping and attaching "incense money".

[Orange juice is very sweet]: You tip so much?

Oh my god, this girl hasn't slept yet...

[Entering Yuancheng is sure to make money without losing money]: Well, you should really believe me this time, right? QUQ

[Squeezed orange juice is very sweet]: ...

?Wei Cheng didn't know why, but within a few minutes, he saw that his tipping ranking on the "God Five" homepage had been surpassed.

He just read that it is not an exaggeration to reward silly fan creations. The ranking is cleared every month. Except for this very sweet little sister, the rewards of other readers are only a few hundred yuan at most, which is just meaning. After doing psychological training, he held back his itch and invested a thousand yuan each, which was about the same as what he usually spent on reading novels.

And now the first page of everyone's homepage of "Shenzhen Five" is impressively written:

[Orange juice is very sweet] Contribute 5200 paste

[Entering Yuan Orange Steady Earning without Loss] Contribute 1314 paste

……

Wei Cheng: Sister, you are still a student party, right?Do what you can!

If I had known earlier, he would not vote!Why are you so competitive in this matter, he's not a kindergarten kid!

[Squeezed juice from round oranges is very sweet]: It’s a small thing, it’s a lot of money

[Entering Yuan Orange is sure to make money without losing money]: ... No, don't come!

Who knows if this girl slapped her face swollen to pretend to be fat in order not to fight for steamed buns but also to fight for breath!How could he encourage others again.

[Squeezed juice from round oranges is very sweet]: OK.This is very nice.

[Orange juice is very sweet]: Add a QQ?

[Entering Yuan Orange Steady Earning No Loss]: All right, 3191XXXXXX

Wei Cheng almost lost a series of numbers to the opponent without even thinking about it.

In fact, he knocked oranges and so on, that is, he only watched from a distance, and never thought about having two-way communication with anyone.But... for some reason, when the other party speaks, that kind of awkward and cute aura is... quite pleasing?There is always a vague feeling of deja vu.

Anyway, I use a blank trumpet, what are you afraid of?On the contrary, it is such a big reward, this stupid account is useless, Wei Cheng added a password lock to the homepage, logged on to QQ, while the other party was away, he repaired the information, and just refreshed after saving, the "new friend" One column is just filled with a red circle marked with the number 1.

[Entering Yuancheng is sure to make money without losing money]: Uh, girl?

[The juice from the round orange is very sweet]:?

[Entering Yuancheng to make a steady profit without losing money]: It's okay, I just want to see that your gender is a blue symbol...

[Squeezed orange juice is very sweet]: Oh

No, it's really a boy! ! ?The other party seemed to guess what he was thinking, and happened to send a big-eyed cat with a flushed expression on his face, and Wei Cheng was relieved.

[Orange juice is very sweet]: Anti-harassment.

[Orange juice is very sweet]: Hello sister!

[Entering Yuancheng is sure to earn no loss]: Well, hello...

Wei Cheng's mood at the moment is simply indescribable, as if he was really molded in clay by the other party - or willingly!

However, the experience in the middle of the night was strange enough. In just a few hours, he and the little girl across the network went from being fans of each other to the point where they hit it off and called sisters.

The network leads...

[Entering Yuancheng to make a steady profit without losing money]: Well, girl, you should go to bed early too, I'm really sleepy TT

[Orange juice is very sweet]: Are you not angry?

[Entering Yuan Orange is sure to make money without losing money]: Huh?

Wei Cheng thought she was talking about spending a lot of money to fight for hegemony, and replied in embarrassment: Of course not, what's so angry about it 233

[Orange juice is very sweet]: OK

[Orange juice is very sweet]: Go to sleep!

Okay, don't rush.Wei Cheng didn't know whether to laugh or cry, thinking about it, in order to prevent himself from being unable to play again, he simply turned off the phone.Thinking about this experience, he didn't know whether it should be said to be miraculous or weird, his head touched the pillow, and soon fell asleep.

……

09:30 am the next day.

"what--"

"Aha--"

Wei Cheng hurriedly covered his mouth, "Well, good morning, Xiao Yuan..."

Jing Yuan also yawned, "Good morning brother."

Wei Cheng was concerned: "Did you sleep well?"

Jingyuan brought milk and eggs, "Aren't you too—" He smiled with the corners of his mouth raised, "I'm so excited to win the prize, I can't sleep. Andyou?"

Wei Cheng is always embarrassed to say that I was surfing, and I started arguing with my little sister, and then turned my strength into paste!Feeling guilty, when he heard Jing Yuan give an answer first, he immediately went down the donkey, "Hahaha, me, me too—"

"Is that so." Jing Yuan said, "Where's Xiaoju?"

"Have you seen it get up before lunch?" A veritable lazy cat.

"That's right," Jing Yuan smiled, "Let's eat."

The two tacitly finished breakfast in a strange and inexplicably sticky atmosphere. The colleagues who had been in a constant stream a few days ago stopped coming, and the room seemed empty. Ke Jingyuan sat opposite, and the room was full In the bright sunshine, Wei Cheng felt warm and clear in his heart, like a soft-boiled egg, which would ooze yellow when poked with a fork, very, very satisfying.

After dinner, the TV was on, and Jing Yuan said, "Sister Fang will arrive around 10:30."

"Ah?" Wei Cheng understood that he was going to sign a contract, but he was a little nervous when it came to business, "Okay, okay."

Well, Jing Yuan responded, turned his head away, and looked at him quietly.

Wei Cheng's heart pounded, "What?"

Jing Yuan suddenly leaned over and yawned big, "Brother Xiao Cheng, let me sleep for a while, and call me when she comes."

Wei Cheng felt tense all over his body, and after a long while, he responded, "Yes." Jing Yuan muttered something, which was vaguely "Thank you", and the ending sound was a little out of age, pretending to be good, he always acted like a girl in front of Wei Cheng A child's chance, sometimes overbearing like a mountain, weighed down his heart.

Wei Cheng blinked and looked at Jing Yuan leaning on his shoulder.He was like a washed white shirt hanging on the balcony in a cloudy sky. It was refreshing and clean, with a slightly sweet moistness and the temperature of the sun.His breathing was very light, but the added weight gave Wei Cheng a real sense of steadfastness.Just like the countless times three years ago when he was on the way to catch an announcement, he carefully sat upright, and Jing Yuan was leaning against him.

As soon as Jing Yuan leaned against him, his mind was full of the other party, and even Wei Cheng couldn't care less about being afraid when the car was driving fast on the highway.

At a quarter past ten, Jing Yuan opened his eyes, stretched his waist, and suddenly reached out and pinched Wei Cheng's face. Before he could retaliate, the bell rang outside the door.