Worst kid in the company

The Buddha said, every day, every day, the air, so does Teddy.

"Wang!"

"Wow, woof, woof!!!", the smallest teddy in the litter was chased by five or six brothers and sisters behind him, and when he saw the figure in front who was still carrying a schoolbag, he ran away as if he had met a savior. go up.

"Er Di, are you being chased again?" The little boy with the mushroom head hurriedly took off his running shoes, and opened the door of the small Buddhist hall for the little Teddy who was running madly, and then his brothers and sisters Close the door before Pidianpidian comes running.

"Xiao Weizi, when are you going to finish your homework?!", "If you don't come out again, believe it or not, I'll give you a feather duster!" Put the two baskets of sugar oranges on the ground and roared into the back room.

"Shh!" The little boy kicked away his schoolbag and made a quiet gesture to Teddy.

"Boom!" The door of the Small Buddha Hall was pushed open. "Little Weizi, are you looking for a fight? Let Erdi go for me."

"Oh! It's been discovered, it's been discovered", he stepped back.

Little Teddy, known as Er Di, ran up ahead of him, "Wow woof! woof woof!"

"Er Di, you don't have to speak nice words for him!" He pushed the teddy away.

"No, my brothers and sisters were going to rub against me again just now, and Xiao Weizi helped me avoid them." It looked at the old man seriously.

The old man looked a little uncomfortable, "Even so, Xiao Weizi, come here! Don't think that you'll be fine if you hide behind Erdi."

"Grandpa QAQ..."

"don't beat you"

"Really?"

"Really, let me ask you, when will you get a higher score in the exam?" In his schoolbag, he found the exam voucher with a bright red score of 80.

"Don't make..."

"I told you to work hard to get the energy into the body seriously! Cultivators are so smart!"

"Grandpa! The teacher said that engaging in feudal superstition is wrong! You are acting like a cult..."

"You son of a bitch, don't run away if you have the ability, and see if I don't beat you!"

"Slightly slightly slightly", "And you often talk to Er Di, the teacher said that it may be senile depression!"

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"Why are you so angry? He's still young." Teddy next to the old man sat on all fours beside him with a serious face, watching his brothers and sisters laughing and joking from a distance, and lamented that he really wanted to go birth control them.

"This brat's brain has never been enlightened. It's a pity that my son and daughter-in-law are so smart. Sigh..."

Er Di thought to himself, is he bald?Its body is frozen in place, Amitabha, it cannot be said.

The old man looked at the teddy at his feet and thought, well, it's not as miserable as him.He has never met a Buddha cultivator who can reincarnate in the six animal realms, but Teddy...

Thinking back to the little Teddy litter back then, every time he turned on the old tape recorder in the Small Buddha Hall and played the Diamond Sutra, Heart Sutra and other tapes... a little curly-haired Teddy crawled in and lay on its stomach for a long time , is also amazing.

He has never met such a Buddha-like Teddy, especially during their estrus period, there is only such a one that runs wildly to dodge being rubbed, desperately jumps on the low wall, and looks at it with abstinent and emotionless eyes. Looking at its brothers and sisters below... a look of compassion, looking at the world, no, the degenerate eyes of the world dog.

No, a dog has expressions on its face?Afraid of being impotent?Then he took it to the livestock station.

At that time, Er Di resisted wildly and successfully rescued himself from the veterinarian who was about to be examined by Chrysanthemum and Little Jiji.

It wasn't until it accepted the reality and determined to cultivate the demon that old man Li discovered its existence...

The author has something to say:

ヽ(°▽°)ノMy friend has a litter of teddy bears, one of which is very special. The old lady is doing morning classes on the first floor every day, and it just ran past barking.Later, the old lady developed a habit of grabbing the teddy's front paws and chanting Amitabha when she came over in the morning.