Evil Doctor's Cute Pregnant Wife

Many times in life, it is such an embarrassing life of being neither good nor bad, nondescript, and nondescript.

Lan Shan really moved as soon as he said, he didn’t have many things, and there were no traces when he left, Zhou Bupo even suspected that Lan Shan might never have been in the empty house.

The house was gradually covered with a thin layer of dust, several times I wanted to call Lan Shan to clean it up, but every time I still called the housekeeping company, unfortunately, he was almost killed by all the housekeeping companies in C City. They are all blocked, and no one wants to do his business at all, which makes Zhou Bupo feel sullen for several days. Anyway, he thinks of him when he is hungry, thinks of him when he has no clothes to wear, and thinks of him when his mobile phone is in arrears. When the car broke down, he would think about it, even when he farted, when Lan Shan was around, his farts had never been so loud or so smelly!

The deficit in quality of life has seriously affected the quality of work of Dr. Zhou, which has also completely collapsed.

Just two days ago, a pair of cute expectant mothers and expectant fathers came to do a row of fetal examinations. During the B-ultrasound, it didn’t matter if our baby was long and our baby was short, but they were still in front of Zhou Bupo Showing love all over the sky, throwing dog food all over the floor, the whole thing stimulates him to be loved by no one, right? !He endured it again and again, endured it again and again, impetuously typing on the keyboard at the computer, Zhou Bupo's eyes were ignited with flames.

After that, a gorgeous medical certificate was born under his slender and gentle fingertips.

Patient B’s ultra-deep “sound” structure is as follows, the measured value is about 5 cm square, the echo is widely distributed and no abnormalities are found, because the “pregnancy” in life is too short, the fetus is simple-minded, the limbs are well-developed, and there is no abnormal shape. "Everything is normal, and Gu Ke smoothly "gives birth" after being physically disabled.

It can be said that this medical certificate became popular in the whole hospital, and all departments rushed to circulate it, and it became a good story for a while, and became the treasure of the entire obstetrics and gynecology department.

Although Zhou Bupo made a lot of fools in the outpatient clinic, he instantly turned into a good doctor when he arrived in the ward, always walking around with a decent smile. Not cold?Is it hot?There are only these two sentences back and forth, which can be said to have completely achieved the effect of asking for warmth.

Even if they meet Lan Shan, those who face each other will respectfully nod slightly, and those who back to back will run around the house. Apart from being able to laugh, this dead bumpkin can't care about him? !Then what are you doing here all day long?

This made Zhou Bupo lose the mood to write a thesis. He stared at the computer for several hours, unable to write a single word. It seemed that he had to use his trump card.

Jing Zhou Bu Po has been peeping these past few days, no, it’s observation. The place where mice appear most frequently is the boiling water room. Because they need to turn on the water for patients, they go back and forth several times a day. The elevator is directly opposite the boiling water room. It's a good deal, he will be arrested every time he comes, I don't believe that Lan Shan can remain indifferent.

"Doctor Zhou, are you here for rounds?" The little nurse smiled kindly.

Zhou Bupo walked out of the elevator, Lan Shan passed by with a kettle in his hand, and the two nodded to each other.

"Doctor Zhou, are you here for rounds again?" The little nurse smiled stiffly.

Zhou Bupo walked out of the elevator again, Lan Shan passed by carrying the water bottle, and the two nodded to each other again.

"Doctor Zhou, are you still here for ward rounds?" The little nurse's black line fell.

Zhou Bupo continued to walk out of the elevator, and Lan Shan continued to pass by with the water bottle, and the two still nodded to each other.

It's the third time, why don't you talk to me? !Hmph, let's see how long you can last!

……

"Doctor Zhou, the eighth ward round?" The little nurse yawned.

Zhou Bupo walked out of the elevator for the eighth time, Lan Shan passed by carrying the water bottle for the eighth time, and this time finally stopped nodding.

Lan Shan stopped and looked at him strangely, wondering what he was thinking.

Say it, say it!Say you miss me, or ask me if I miss you!

Lan Shan hesitated for a while, then said, "Well... Zhou Bupo, let me ask..."

"Think!" Seriously, very seriously.

"...?" Lan Shan tilted his head, thought for a while and said again, "Well, I want to ask, is the elevator broken today?"

"Elevator? No, what's the matter?" This time it was Zhou Bu's turn to break the trap.

"Oh, I saw you come out and go in, go in and come out, so many times, I thought the elevator was broken."

Zhou Bupo twitched the corners of his mouth: "This...hehe..."

"You seem to be very busy today."

"Yeah! I'm so busy!" Zhou Bu was in a hurry, and finally he waited for him, and he complained aggrievedly, "I don't have any appetite to eat recently, and what else..."

"Then you're so busy, I won't delay you, as long as there is no problem with the elevator, I will push the patient for a checkup later, if the elevator is broken, it will be troublesome..."

Lan Shan talked to himself as he walked further and further away, Zhou Bupo was petrified on the spot, and when the wind blew, there was not even slag left.

"Boss, are you peeking at Brother Lan again?!"

He was lying on the corner of the wall and staring at the little white mouse not far away, when Liu Xiaoxin caught him.

"What is stealing?! I, I just took a look!"

"Come on, it's all stolen and won, okay?" Liu Xinni glanced at him, "Boss, I know you care about Big Brother Lan and are afraid that he will have an accident with his clumsy hands, but you don't have to come to the ward dozens of times a day, right? People have seen it as a joke, do you know that those dead girls are betting on you!"

"Bet? What are they betting on?"

"Just take a bet on the number of times you appear every day, within ten times, you will lose three, within twenty times, you will lose ten, and within thirty times, you will lose one hundred!"

Zhou Bupo was so angry that he gritted his teeth: "Damn, these dead girls! It seems that we can't deal with it! Liu be careful!"

"Yes! Boss! Do you want me to fix them!"

"Uh... I decided to come fifty times tomorrow, this wallet is for you, go and make a bet for me."

"Boss!! Why are you...!!"

Stared at by Liu Xiaoxin's disappointing eyes, Zhou Bupo had no choice but to put his wallet back. Why is this kid so fierce? He is not in the mood to undergo surgery recently, his performance is not improving, and his salary is pitifully low. I just want to earn some pocket money.

"Like you, everyone basically hits every shot, why is it that Big Brother Lan is so stupid that he loses a lot of money?"

Zhou Bupo thought he heard it wrong, so he hurriedly asked, "You said that Lan Shan also participated?! He even lost money?!"

This little thing is really getting more and more crazy. I came to see him, so I used my own thoughts to gamble money?The key is to lose!He learned to fly as soon as he had a pair of wings, and he was not afraid of falling to his death. Zhou Bupo was so angry that he jumped.

"Even those patients know to persuade him to press thirty times, but Big Brother Lan won't."

"Why?" Zhou Bupo was also surprised, he was so terribly stupid, and really wondered whether he should feed him two whales.

"I asked him that too, but guess what he said? Listen," Liu Xiaoxin cleared his throat, imitating Lan Shan and said, "Zhou Bupo has been so busy recently, he comes here many times a day, I, I I just hope he won't be so busy, that's why I pressed ten times. If he can come less, it doesn't matter if I lose money. Doctor Liu, can you help persuade him, I don't want to talk too much about your doctor's job ..."

"He really said that?"

Liu Xiaoxin nodded with a wry smile: "I heard that Big Brother Lan almost ate instant noodles every day after losing."

Really, the plot is so reversed that Zhou Bupo's heart will be melted, his little white mouse really still cares about him, since he cares about him so much, let's say it clearly, he has to make people think he is cute to be satisfied!

As for those dead girls who took advantage of the fire and dared to make Lan Shan eat instant noodles, then I will let you taste what it is like not to eat instant noodles.

On the second day, Zhou Bupo tried his best to restrain himself, and only showed up in the ward nine times. The nurses all paid a hundred dollars each, and lost completely. Lan Shan, holding banknotes equivalent to two months' wages, returned home happily up.