There are bandits and gentlemen, don't be ashamed

Seeing this, Jiang Wanyu thought he was always delicate, so he just thought he was frightened, angry and aching in his heart, and said in a deep voice, "Lan Shuang didn't take good care of her, so she knelt here as punishment." Because she couldn't figure out why Whether the cat was Xie Xuanwei's new favorite, he didn't dare to punish him too much, he just said: "Catch that animal back and let it kowtow to the empress to make amends." He comforted Xie Xuanwei softly.

Everyone was taken aback when they heard that he wanted the cat to make amends, and they were even more surprised when they saw him pick up Xie Xuanwei and go to the Jiaofang Hall, and hurriedly bowed their heads and followed behind the empress.

Xie Xuanwei was in his arms, feeling ashamed, raised his hand to cover his face, and said softly: "Your Majesty let the concubine down, the little fish doesn't hurt to catch it, but it's just a bit scary to look at." As he spoke, he twisted The body is going to slide down.

Jiang Wanyu paused, realized that Xiaoyugan was a cat, and seeing that Xie Xuanwei was about to come down, he secretly pinched his ass hard, eating the taste: "Don't call it Xiaoyugan, it's against my name."

Xie Xuanwei was pinched with tears in his eyes, looked at Jiang Wanyu pitifully, and pulled his sleeve.Sniffing and saying: "The concubine just got up blind, and His Majesty pinched me."

Xie Xuanwei used to like to act like a baby, but now she is acting like a baby with tears in her eyes, nestling in her arms, obedient and tender, Jiang Wanyu couldn't help but lowered her head and kissed his forehead, remembering that he was a man, immediately gently kissed him. Pooh.

Seeing that he disliked him, Xie Xuanwei was so angry that he kicked his legs, "It's not that I begged you to kiss me! You're mad at me, you took advantage of me, and you still dislike me, let me down!"

Jiang Wanyu couldn't calm him down for a while, and actually made him struggle, so he ran away immediately.

Jiang Wan gritted her teeth angrily, stomped her feet and chased after her.The crowd of palace people seemed to have seen a ghost. They never expected that the cold-hearted queen would cause His Majesty to disregard his appearance, laughing and playing with the concubine in the palace, and everyone was hairy.But he only dared to lower his head, and followed the two masters neither far nor near.

Jiang Wanyu grabbed Xie Xuanwei by the collar of his collar and lifted him up with all his might. Just as he was about to raise his hand to spank his buttocks, he saw the palace people chasing him panting.Quickly put down Xie Xuanwei, leaned into his ear and said fiercely: "Run and spank in front of everyone, you run." Then she let go, and even stretched out her hand to push him, urging him to run faster.Xie Xuanwei looked at him, feeling terrified, lowered his head and walked slowly ahead.

After entering the Jiaofang Palace, the imperial physician had already been waiting there, bandaged Xie Xuanwei, and said: "Your Majesty, there is nothing serious. These external muscle-enhancing medicines will be applied three times a day from tomorrow. Do not touch water, and will not leave scars."

Jiang Wanyu nodded and waved his hands, and the imperial physician withdrew with everyone.

Xie Xuanwei knew that he was going to clean up himself, so he smiled flatteringly at him, but he didn't buy it.Seeing this, Xie Xuanwei thought, "Do I have to get a beating to relieve my hatred?" He had to move the spring stool with great aggrieved efforts, then touched it back and stood in front of Jiang Wanyu with his head bowed.

Jiang Wanyu was thinking of ordering the imperial chef to do something to shock Xie Xuanwei, but seeing him busy to and fro, he was also a little stunned.

Xie Xuan let out a breath of turbid air, thinking to himself, "I have already moved the stool, but you are still so fierce that you have to take off my pants, please hit me?" He stomped his feet angrily, and said, "A man can bend and stretch. With a heartbroken heart, he unbuttoned his skirt, took off his obscene trousers, lay down on the spring stool with his buttocks exposed, put his hands on his head and pretended to cry, "Your Majesty, hit me softly."

Jiang Wanyu was taken aback for a moment, and then understood that Xie Xuanwei took his angry words seriously last time, he was so cutely stupid.He couldn't help snickering, but he put on a fierce look, preparing to scare Xie Xuanwei with a vicious voice.

Jiang Wanyu gently pinched his buttocks, and said viciously, "I'm going to beat you!"

Xie Xuanwei bit his sleeve and murmured, and bargained: "Can I not fight? It's really not possible, Your Majesty, can you save your concubines?" He raised his head, rolled his eyes around, and put on a pitiful look again. look like.

Jiang Wanyu really couldn't bear to bully him anymore, so he lifted up his obscene trousers, hugged him into his arms, gritted his teeth and tapped his forehead, "If you want to make progress, let's save it."

Xie Xuanwei smiled, lifted his skirt and jumped off Jiang Wanyu, handed him a cup of tea, and jumped up and down again.

Jiang Wanyu raised his forehead, this man was obviously a scheming and bad cat, but he just pretended to be cute, and he fell in love with him again, so he let him lead the way.

Jiang Wanyu blew on the froth in the teacup, took a sip, and said, "Your painting, I think it looks good, I ordered someone to frame it, and send it to you tomorrow."

Xie Xuan gave a small oh, nonchalantly, "It's just a random drawing, His Majesty thinks it's good, so I sent it to His Majesty."

Jiang Wanyu snorted, thinking of the paintings he gave him in the past, they must have been drawn so casually, but he regarded them as treasures, how silly.Thinking of this, there was some dissatisfaction on the face, "Yes, you are quick-witted, what are these to you? I'm afraid there is a drawer waiting for me!"

Xie Xuanwei was hit by what he said, and seeing that he was going to be unhappy, he immediately rushed to him, covered his cheek, gasped and said, "It hurts, it hurts so much."

Jiang Wanyu hurriedly put down the teacup, pulled him nervously, and stroked his face, his face turned pale with anxiety, "What's wrong? Did it suddenly hurt?"

Xie Xuanwei put down his hands, clapped his hands and laughed, "I was sorely hurt by His Majesty."

Jiang Wanyu understood, laughed angrily, and said with a stern face: "Every day, you are the most mischievous, even I dare to arrange it! Am I wrong? The paintings you usually give me must be the same. Just draw and paint."

Xie Xuan pouted slightly and said, "I'm not happy with what I said. I obviously try my best to please you every time, and I drew it after guessing His Majesty's thoughts over and over again!"

Jiang Wanyu pinched his face, "Thank you! It's the same this time, isn't it?"

Xie Xuan cried out in pain, rubbed his cheeks, and summoned up his courage: "So Your Majesty understands? I still want to be your counselor. I don't want to be locked up at home as a woman, let alone trapped among women."

Jiang Wanyu sneered, "I don't want to be trapped among women, so you want to be trapped among men?"

Xie Xuan said softly: "It's not that I've broken my sleeves. Why did I get into the crowd of men? It's clear that I want to relieve His Majesty's worries." Saying this, his eyes turned red, and he was about to cry faintly. He twisted his belt and said aggrievedly : "Your Majesty is bad, in charge of the affairs of the harem, Mianwu and Xingyu can do a good job, but I was appointed to do it."

Jiang Wanyu was agitated by his soft, coquettish words, and felt that a little paw was scratching his heart gently, making it itchy and crisp.Seeing that he was really about to cry again, and couldn't help feeling distressed, he sighed, "It's really a catastrophe in my life. I will discuss things tomorrow, and then I will bring you, the cat, with me. Let's see how you will treat me." Catching mice."

Xie Xuanwei immediately put away his sadness when he heard it, and looked at Jiang Wanyu with a smile, offering tea to him while pinching his shoulders.

Seeing that he was obedient, Jiang Wanyu felt useful, so he asked, "What's your name?"

Xie Xuanwei pulled his clothes, and said with a smirk: "No, my father said he was getting married, and my husband will take it. Or you can get me one, my husband. I will use it when I become an official in the future. I can't say it, so I will be famous in history. "

Jiang Wanyu almost spit out a mouthful of tea, put down the teacup, blushed and said with a smile, "Nonsense! What kind of husband? Who did you learn from? It's not serious."

Xie Xuanwei came up to him, touched his face, and said with a smile: "Then I will be called Xianggong, Langjun, Jiang Lang."

Jiang Wanyu's body was so weak from his "Jiang Lang" that he called him "Jiang Lang". She hugged him to sit on her lap and slapped his butt lightly, "I always like to tease people, and I will cry when I hit him."

Xie Xuanwei chuckled, and lightly bumped into Jiang Wanyu, the husband was so daring, he yelled even more vigorously.

Jiang Wanyu held down the troublesome Xie Xuanwei, tapped his nose, and said helplessly, "Forget it, the name of the watch is called Changduanchang, and the name has also been changed. It's called Xie Yu, little liar." After finishing speaking, he pinched his nose Before he could speak, Jiang Wanyu shook his hand, wrote "Zhiji" on his palm, and frowned again, a little unhappy, "Xie Xuanwei, I still don't like your participation, but There has to be a personal compromise between you and me, and I can't stand you being wronged."

"What should I do, Xie Xuanwei, I seem to be breaking my sleeves... I seem to be a little tempted towards you. It's not towards Ah Meng, but towards Xie Xuanwei who is a man." Jiang Wanyu's eyes were watery, full of joy Looking at Xie Xuanwei tenderly, she wished to drown him in her own eyes, but she was afraid that he would suffer.One of his hearts was almost crushed, and he felt very distressed in his heart.He doesn't want to follow the path his father walked, he has his ancestors' foundation to guard, and it's impossible to support male pets.However, he was really reluctant to let Xie Xuanwei go, just thinking about it made his heart break.

Xie Xuanwei got up and bowed: "Please rest assured, Your Majesty, Xuanwei is not a weak girl, and will definitely impress Your Majesty."

Jiang Wanyu sighed, pinched his nose, and sighed, "What's the benefit?"

Xie Xuanwei was afraid of being spanked by him again, so he didn't dare to bring up the matter of the palace again, so he tried his best to please Jiang Wanyu, hugged Jiang Wanyu and interrupted him with a silly smile.

On the second day, Jiang Wanyu really brought a set of men's clothes over, "It's too late to make clothes for you, so I ordered someone to find my old clothes, and I'll see if you put them on."

Xie Xuanwei hurriedly changed it, but the size was just right.

Xie Xuanwei was born fair and clean, but now wearing a silver-red robe, his face looks even more radiant and jade-white, well-behaved and pleasant, such a handsome and handsome young man.

Jiang Wanyu couldn't help but be dazzled by the sight, blushing and lowering his head to fiddle with his fingers.Thinking that what he was wearing was his old clothes from previous years, he felt an indescribable, ambiguous, and wonderful feeling of harmony.

The two were walking on the road, Xie Xuanwei jumped up and down happily.Xie Xuanwei felt that he could breathe easier because he didn't need to walk with his arms around, and didn't need to wear a lot of jewelry. The whole body decoration was simple and elegant.

Jiang Wanyu walked in front with his hands behind his back, hearing him laughing behind him, said in a low voice, "Thank you Zhiji?"

Xie Xuanwei hastily brushed up the hem of his clothes, walked over with his head held high, and asked, "Your Majesty's name is a minister?"

Jiang Wanyu glanced sideways at his serious appearance, and said with a smile, "Just kidding."

As expected, Xie Xuanwei gritted his teeth, slowed down, and followed behind him again.

Seeing this, Jiang Wanyu thought it was funny, and said with a smile, "Thank you Zhiji."

Xie Xuanwei trotted over again, squeezed Jiang Wanyu's hand, and softly said softly, "Your Majesty, don't be a courtier anymore, okay? Otherwise, if there is something to call me, I won't be your Majesty anymore."

Jiang Wanyu coughed, pulled out his hand, held his hand instead, and said without looking sideways: "How dare you not?"

Xie Xuanwei sighed helplessly, "Don't dare." It's really naive, not stable at all.

Jiang Wanyu walked side by side with him, and said seriously: "The people who discussed matters together today are all about the same age as us. You will express your own opinions later, so there is no need to be nervous. I am here." After finishing speaking, he turned to Xie Xuanwei Show a comforting smile.

Knowing that he was afraid of being nervous, Xie Xuan nodded, and lightly bumped Jiang Wanyu with his shoulder.

Jiang Wanyu blushed with embarrassment at this intimate gesture, coughed, and walked forward.

Xie Xuan gave a smirk, and chased after him, bumping Jiang Wanyu lightly with his shoulder. Jiang Wanyu dodged at first, but then followed him and bumped into him again and again.

Xie Xuan smiled foolishly, looking at Jiang Wanyu with crooked eyebrows.It's a pity that the emperor is so good, but he is rebellious by nature, and he can't tolerate others in his eyes.I really envy the woman who can carry the white head with him, there is such a good person waiting for her.

The author has something to say:

There may be abuse ahead?The mentally retarded author couldn't control the direction of the plot. After being sweet for so long, it's time to quarrel. . . . . .

(All quarrels that don't end in breaking up are showing affection)

Ah, I'm such a monster author (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻