There are bandits and gentlemen, don't be ashamed

Xie Xuanwei saw that he was standing with his back to her with his arms behind his back, and jumped onto his back, wrapped his legs around his waist, and hugged him fully.He approached Jiang Wanyu with a smile and said, "We can't do it as a husband and wife. How about a concubine to be your majesty's counselor? Although not talented, you can still try."

Jiang Wanyu was bent over by him, and his heart was agitated by the hot breath from his mouth, he just felt as if he was carrying a small stove, steaming hot.He was a little uneasy, so he poked Xie Xuanwei's stomach with his elbow, Xie Xuanwei jumped down quickly, the heat on Jiang Wanyu's back dissipated in an instant, but the heat in his heart lingered for a long time.Especially the hot air behind the ears, even hotter.

Jiang Wanyu turned around and said with a smile: "You are so angry with me, you still have the nerve to say that you will be my counselor, you are really cheeky."

Xie Xuanwei leaned over again, his eyebrows crooked with a smile, "The thick skin is also for His Majesty's sake."

Jiang Wanyu nodded his forehead, and said: "You are a queen, not an ordinary wife, what kind of counselor?"

Xie Xuanwei listened, snorted softly, took the painting on the table, and sighed softly: "The girl is really pitiful. She was locked up by her parents at home since she was a child, and locked up by her husband after she got married. She can't go anywhere." He Looking at Jiang Wanyu, she said seriously, "But I'm not a woman either." After speaking, he tore up the painting.

Jiang Wanyu hurriedly reached out to snatch the painting, but the painting had been torn in two. He put the two pieces of paper together and said regretfully, "The painting is so good, why are you tearing it up? I've never seen someone holding a dead object to vent their anger." .”

Xie Xuanwei picked up a pen and drew a majestic and majestic mountain on the paper, looked at the painting and laughed: "I dare not say how good the painting is, it's just this level, your majesty wants [-] pieces, and the concubine also painted it Come." Xie Xuanwei sat on the chair, looked at Jiang Wanyu with his head propped up, "Oh, my concubine has been forced to paint and write poems since she returned to the Houfu, and my concubine is also striving for success. Everything is good, and she is a well-known Talented woman."

Jiang Wanyu held the painting in his hands, his brush strokes were vigorous and powerful, not at all like a 16-year-old boy's painting.Suddenly I realized that those paintings that I regarded as treasures were probably just graffiti by this person.He also heard him boasting about himself, but his tone was slightly displeased, so he asked: "You always say you are going back to the Hou's mansion, what is the reason, you are raising it outside the mansion?"

Xie Xuanwei drew a turtle casually, without raising his head, he said nonchalantly: "My compatriot elder brother was killed by my aunt, and my mother was naturally afraid that she would kill me again, so she found a reason to leave the house. But it's great to be outside the house! Xie Xuanwei sat up straight, and smiled with his fingers: "Father is out, and my aunt is busy with my elder brother's career, so she doesn't care about us. My mother hired me a master of riding and archery. I ride horses and shoot arrows every day. I can't do it. I beat all the children from ten miles and eight villages. Later, my mother was seriously ill and I had to go back home, otherwise how would I live? My mother is really amazing, she persuaded my father to respond to the New Deal, forced him to go home and rewarded my aunt with a stick Rope." Xie Xuan smiled softly, "She was also mad because my brother died, and she never threatened my father like that. My aunt poisoned me once, and she died desperately Fighting with the aunt, if she was so tough early in the morning, my brother would not have died."

Jiang Wanyu's heart skipped a beat when he heard this, and he was inexplicably grateful to see Xie Xuanwei standing in front of him. "Your aunt murdered her son?"

Xie Xuan nodded slightly and said: "She has done more ruthless than this. Your Majesty really thinks that women don't fight? Women are really ruthless when they fight. There are some methods that men feel ashamed of. For example, the one in the harem of your majesty Concubine Li, she is an extraordinary person. Besides, your majesty's childhood sweetheart, did your majesty meet Qinmei in the imperial garden and reward her with a bracelet?"

Jiang Wanyu was full of doubts, today he was wandering in the Imperial Garden, and met Qinmei who was looking for the bracelet he gave him in the past, and his hands were scratched by the branches.He thought, it's just a bracelet, why bother looking for it?So he rewarded her with the same one, so that she would not have to suffer.

Xie Xuanwei said seriously: "The concubine doesn't have the time to send someone to watch her. Concubine Li said that she is really good at talking, hiding needles in her cotton, and sowing discord. If the concubine does not do something bad, I will be sorry for her." Xie Xuanwei scratched gently Scratching the back of Jiang Wanyu's hand, he smiled flatteringly.

Jiang Wanyu couldn't help laughing, nodded his forehead, and scolded with a smile: "You're a bad bastard, you're going to set me up again, talk about it."

Xie Xuanwei hurriedly got up and bowed a few times, and complimented: "Your Majesty is smart and can read people's hearts at a glance. Is it okay for my concubines to be your majesty's counselors?" Xie Xuanwei smiled flatteringly again: "let your majesty take care of the concubines so that the harem can rely on itself. State treasury silver. I figured it out, the harem also needs a lot of money for various items. If this money is saved, it will be enough for several carts of food and grass. If this is saved in a year or two, the soldiers at the border will definitely eat It’s easy to wear and warm, and it’s sure to be strong in battle!”

Jiang Wanyu didn't talk to her, but his heart moved.

Xie Xuanwei said again: "There are many exotic flowers and trees in the palace, so you can make some official sales. This gimmick has become a gimmick. The secret recipe of the palace must be bought by many people." Seeing Jiang Wanyu ignoring him, Xie Xuanwei disappeared for a while Idea, approached him, and probed: "The benefit that the concubine wants is also very simple, that is, when the palace is released, His Majesty will also distribute the concubine together."

Hearing what he said, Jiang Wanyu first sat aside, closed his eyes and rested his mind, put his hands in his hands and ignored Xie Xuanwei, but listened to him talking nonsense, even saying about releasing the palace, he was so flatulent!She loves herself so much, is she willing to leave the palace?It must be playing hard to get!

Xie Xuanwei poked his shoulder with his hand, Jiang Wanyu remained expressionless.Xie Xuanwei picked up a handful of his clothes, shook his body slightly, and said coquettishly, "Brother Emperor."

Xie Xuanwei's voice hadn't changed yet, and his voice was as clear as a ring of rings. Jiang Wanyu's heart itch when he acted like a baby.Jiang Wanyu opened his eyes and took his hand, but accidentally pulled him and fell into his arms.

Xie Xuanwei looked at him innocently, Jiang Wanyu put his arms around him with one hand, pushed his coat away with the other, and slapped him on the buttocks with a gentle slap.

At that moment, through many clothes, Xie Xuanwei didn't feel too much pain, but was very flustered.He struggled to cover his buttocks, looked up at Jiang Wanyu who was slightly sullen, and asked with a puzzled face, "Why did you hit me?"

Jiang Wanyu slapped that slap, she didn't know why she went crazy, she quickly pushed Xie Xuanwei onto her lap and lay down, clamped his legs between her legs, untied his skirt, took off his skirt and obscene pants, Showing his round and white buttocks.

Jiang Wanyu felt that the tender, round and upturned butt was really painful, so he couldn't help touching it, which caused the two of them to tremble.

Xie Xuanwei felt numb, his face turned red, he pulled up his trousers with his hands, and hurriedly expressed his opinion, "Your Majesty will do whatever you want! I won't talk nonsense anymore!"

Jiang Wanyu raised his hand and slapped him, his butt flicked and turned red instantly.How could Xie Xuanwei have suffered such humiliation before, he couldn't help the tears in his eyes, but he didn't dare to speak anymore.Jiang Wanyu raised his hand and slapped him down again, Xie Xuanwei kicked his legs straight, groaned and cried.Jiang Wanyu slapped him seven or eight times in succession, and when he looked down again, Xie Xuanwei bit his sleeve and was already crying.

Jiang Wanyu was flustered, and hurriedly supported Xie Xuanwei, let him sit on his lap, wrapped his arms around his waist with one hand, and squeezed his chin with the other.Seeing his tearful eyes, I couldn't bear it even more, but I put on a fierce face and said: "I married a male queen, it's enough to be aggrieved, you still dare to provoke me? Xie Xuanwei, am I too good-tempered? Next time, I take off my pants and lie down, come over and get beaten! I don’t use my hands to beat me anymore, I use a book or a paperweight to beat me! If you don’t accept it, hang up and beat me!”

Xie Xuanwei was terrified when he heard this, especially when he was hung up and beaten. If Jiang Wanyu hadn't held his waist with his hands, he would have fallen to the ground.

Jiang Wanyu snorted coldly, pulled up his obscene trousers for him, told him to stand up obediently, fastened his skirt for him, straightened his skirt, turned around and left with a livid face.

Jiang Wanyu felt that he was going crazy, if he stayed any longer, he was really afraid that he would sink even deeper.

Seeing that he was really angry, Xie Xuanwei hurriedly knelt down, and said respectfully with a crying voice: "Send off to the emperor." When Jiang Wanyu walked away, he got up, aggrieved, carefully took the study aside, and fell on the table I burst into tears, feeling really wronged and humiliated.

Until dinner, Xie Xuanwei stayed alone in the small study. Xuezhan came to let him eat, and stood at the door to persuade him for a long time, but he refused to eat, and no one was allowed to come in.

Xie Xuanwei squatted on the chair, curled up together.Bitten the good Langhao pen to pieces, he has never been spanked like this before, and he couldn't beat him back, he couldn't beat him!The more I think about it, the angrier I get, and the more I cry, there is really nothing more aggrieved than this!

Xie Xuanwei tried his best to lift the table, but the table was heavy and did not move at all. Angrily, he picked up a pen and put it in his mouth to bite.

Jiang Wanyu pushed open the door, the room was pitch black, and he couldn't see his fingers, so Wuyou hurriedly ordered people to light up the surrounding lamps.

Jiang Wanyu took two steps forward and saw Xie Xuanwei nibbling on a pen.I really regret what I did in the afternoon, that I was so angry with him, I was so hungry that I ate my pen, and refused to go out, so I hurried forward to grab his pen.

Fearing that he would be beaten again, Xie Xuanwei knelt on the ground with a thump, choked up and said, "Long live my emperor, long live, long live!" He didn't drink water all afternoon, and was unprepared for a moment, and the sound broke.

Jiang Wanyu quickly helped him up, and saw that his mouth was also pierced by the pen, his eyes were red, he was pitiful.I couldn't help secretly hating myself for being too heavy handed, and regretted it for a while, "Wuyou go and prepare some light meals for the empress, Imperial Physician Xuan, the others can wait."

Xie Xuanwei lowered his head and did not dare to speak, Jiang Wanyu raised his face to check carefully, and found that there was no wooden splinter, so he finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Xie Xuanwei was afraid that he would be upset by saying the wrong thing again, so An Sheng lowered his head.

Jiang Wanyu didn't know how to speak or what to say, both of them were stunned for a moment.

Standing at the door, Wuyou touched his nose when he saw Shiwei Shanggong coming, and said loudly: "Your Majesty, the meal is ready."

Jiang Wanyu said, "Come in."

With an order, Shiwei Shanggong brought exquisite dishes into the study, and the imperial physician also came in together.

The palace maid held a lamp to illuminate the imperial physician, the imperial physician accused him, approached Xie Xuanwei to take a closer look, stepped aside and said: "Your Majesty is fine, I will prescribe some ointment for your Majesty, after applying it, the scab will heal tomorrow." Well, it’s good to have a light diet these days.”

Jiang Wanyu nodded, Xuezhan went to fetch medicine from the imperial physician.

The Shang Palace served a bowl of ham porridge, Jiang Wanyu took it, tasted it, then spooned it to Xie Xuanwei.

Xie Xuanwei wanted to be angry and refused to eat, but he was afraid of Jiang Wanyu's anger, and he was really hungry, so he secretly vowed to only eat one bite.The porridge tasted extremely delicious, and the fragrance lingered on his teeth and cheeks. Xie Xuanwei hated himself for not being able to pick up the bowl and drink it.

Seeing his greedy look, Jiang Wanyu laughed amusedly, and fed him another piece of ham.

Jiang Wanyu waved his hand, seeing this, Shiwei Shanggong smiled, and quietly backed away.

Wuyou stood outside the door, touched the whisk, and said with a smile: "Our Majesty and Your Majesty are truly a match made in heaven! Just seeing them sitting together, the slave thinks the picture is too beautiful."

Shiwei Shanggong also laughed, "Yes."