AI wants to fall in love [Quick Transmigration]
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Pay attention to your body. "
Zhang Xizhu's face was extremely cold, what does it mean to take care of his health, he just acts calmly, and his actual age is the same as Lian Hao.
Lian Hao accompanied the two of them out, and smiled happily upon hearing this.He has been preparing for so long, and it is time to close the net.
On a sunny day, Huan Shun yawned and got up from the bed.
He has lived in villa No. 88 for a while, Zhang Xizhu didn't change rooms for him, the two have always lived together.
In villa No. 88, only he and Zhang Xizhu can move around freely, and even Lian Hao can only go to the study and living room.
Huan Shun lay on the bed, propping his chin to see Zhang Xizhu's sleeping position like a cold beauty.These days, it is estimated that Zhang Xizhu also sensed something was wrong, and became more vigilant towards Lian Hao. There was no sign of danger in the hexagram, but Zhang Xizhu still made an amulet for Huan Shun to wear.Obviously he insisted on calling him brother, but he still had to control himself like a boyfriend.Huan Shun shook his head, leaned over, and secretly kissed him.
When Zhang Xizhu woke up, he was holding a warm body again without accident.
Every time at this time, he will be in a trance.Obviously Xiaoliu's mental age is only sixteen, but his body is an adult in his early twenties, so naturally he has some reactions that an adult should have.
Zhang Xizhu looked at Huan Shun's face that was about to wake up, and suppressed his thoughts.He raised a son, a younger brother. As for the others, he had to wait until he was older.
"Brother...Brother." Huan Shun rubbed his arms against someone, and then Zhang Xizhu mercilessly threw a cold handkerchief.
"Hiss... so cold." Huan Shun got up with a grunt, and went to Zhang Xizhu's side to wash up with him: "Brother, I...that...you know...cough cough..."
Zhang Xizhu looked at the awkward person in the mirror, and suddenly realized that he was already an adult, why couldn't he see it?
"It's not that there is something wrong with your body. When you wake up in the morning, you have a...reaction, which proves that you have grown up." Zhang Xizhu's voice was cold and indifferent, but when he heard Huan Shun's ears, there was a special sense of temptation.
Huan Shun brushed his teeth, and said vaguely: "When I grow up, doesn't that mean that I can have someone I like..."
Zhang Xizhu paused: "...Do you have someone you like?"
Huan Shun hummed, and said, "Brother, I... tell me, the person I like is... a boy, what should I do?"
Huan Shun made his tone full of innocence and happiness, Zhang Xizhu bit his tongue and was speechless.What exactly did Lian Hao teach? Little Liu has only become a human being for three months after all his calculations. What he can learn does not come from the people who teach him.
Zhang Xizhu stared at Huan Shun deeply, a little uncertain.These days, if you want to say that Xiao Liu has the most contact with him, he and Lian Hao are the only ones.But who Xiao Liu likes, Zhang Xizhu is not sure.
The author has something to say: Zhang Xizhu's heart: no, it must be a child bride.
Zhang Xizhu said: "Dad... Uncle."
☆, Celestial Master (8)
On weekdays, it was Lian Hao who accompanied Xiao Liu more, and Xiao Liu didn't like to cling to himself when he grew up.
Thinking of this, Zhang Xizhu pretended to be indifferent and said: "What else can you do, you are my younger brother, so naturally you have to bring it for me to see."
Huan Shun bowed his head and said with a little surprise in his tone, "Brother, do you not object?"
Zhang Xizhu said bitterly: "No objection."
Huan Shunxi hugged Zhang Xizhu happily: "Hey, brother, I'll go to the kitchen first, brother Lian Hao will come to class soon!"
Zhang Xizhu swallowed his mouthwash, his face was very ugly.
Before going out, Zhang Xizhu stayed in the car and watched the interaction between Xiao Liu and Lian Hao in class for a long time, and then left feeling upset.
From the corner of the eye, I caught a glimpse of Zhang Xizhu's car leaving, Lian Hao and Huan Shun smiled at each other, and quietly packed up and left Villa 88.
Lian Hao's private car has now been replaced by Xiao Liu's favorite model. It has a cool appearance and can best win the hearts of the second-year teenagers.
He planned to bring people out, and planned for two months, but Xiao Liu asked to go out today.Lian Hao is very satisfied with his education in the past two months. Teaching Primary Six is almost drawing on a blank sheet. It is different from the cultivation of the long front, but it has the same sense of taboo.
People like Lian Hao have a private circle, and they will show off their finished products.Huan Shun is Lian Hao's first work, because Lian Hao has a high vision, he didn't move before, and Zhang Xizhu didn't notice it either.
But if today's matter is not handled well, Lian Hao knows that he will probably change his boss.
Huan Shun was on the co-pilot, looking at the rapidly reversing scenery, he couldn't help shouting out the joy of running towards freedom: "Ah—that's great!"
Lian Hao looked at him dotingly, his eyes were bright with determination: "Xiao Liu likes it, brother will often take you out in the future."
Huan Shun turned his head and nodded with admiration: "Brother Lian Hao, you are awesome!"
Lian Hao rubbed his head, pretending to be casual and asked: "Isn't the boss great?"
Huan Shun said in embarrassment: "Oh, my brother is a big brother, like the old-fashioned old man on the Internet, always controlling me. But Brother Lianhao, you are different..."
Huan Shun turned his head at the right time, leaving only Lian Hao with a dreamy red ear.
Lian Hao pursed his lips in satisfaction, looking forward to the evening's activities.
Zhang Laoguban Xizhu, who was visiting a certain real estate tycoon's house, suddenly sneezed, frightening the onlookers.
The masses thought to themselves: So the celestial masters can also sneeze.
In order to maintain Xiaoliu's sense of youth, Lian Hao took people to play a round of the most popular game among young people at the moment. He was so happy to play Huan Shun that he didn't want to leave, so he proposed to take him to meet his friends, and hinted that Huan Shun, generally Go to a party, either alone or with someone you like.
Lian Hao drove the car: "Don't worry when you go, they are all older brothers than you. When you see a man, you call him brother, and a woman calls you sister. If there are two brothers, the one who is about the same size as you will call sister-in-law."
Huan Shun was very surprised: "Brother Lianhao...you mean, two boys? Are they... couples?"
Lian Hao nodded: "That's right. Why, Xiao Liu thinks this is strange?"
Huan Shun shook his head and blushed half of his face at the same time: "No... no, I didn't think so, then Brother Lian Hao..."
Like a big brother, Lian Hao looked at him tolerantly: "Brother Lian Hao, you are currently single, but you don't know who you like in the future, it doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman, anyway, I will live in the future, my parents It doesn’t care about that over there.”
Huan Shun seemed to be inspired, his eyes were bright, and he peeked at Lian Hao from time to time.
Lian Hao's gentle smile did not change, but he whistled in satisfaction.
A clubhouse in Wuxian City.
This is a high-end party venue, not only well hidden, but also high-grade.
Huan Shun timidly sat in the corner with a tender-faced little boy, communicating with each other sentence by sentence.
"Who did you come with?"
"My brother." Huan Shun pretended to be curious and longingly looking at the dozen or so people dancing in front of him, while answering the new friends around him.
"That's it... I came here with my boyfriend." The boy looked around eighteen, and was also very young, looking at someone in the crowd with the same gaze.
"Hey, your boyfriend is very handsome, how many years have you been?"
"No, he has been chasing me for half a year, so I agreed." The boy showed a sweet smile, "This time I came out to show me a friend."
"Oh." Huan Shun's oh was so meaningful that the boy lowered his head in embarrassment, although his oh was not teasing him, but his boyfriend's routine.
From the moment he entered the door, he knew that there were no good people in this room, and those with a simple mind were deceived, just like the boy next to him, who had never been out of society, and if he took a little time to coax him, he would be able to succeed.Since Huan Shun knew that the advice on the Internet was unreliable, he compiled and analyzed a large amount of dating data collected.Although the analysis is now suspended, the progress of the analysis in the previous world is enough.
According to the arrangement of this group of people, after the crazy night, they will probably go to a restaurant, have a lively drink, and then enjoy their drunken "fruits".
Huan Shun was holding a glass of fruity and sweet drink, but the corners of his mouth could not help twitching.
A group of people are even more impatient and probably won't go to the second round of gatherings.There is a hotel next to the clubhouse, and there are rooms inside the clubhouse, and the place has been prepared long ago.This cup of drink seems to be a concern for the newcomers, but it is actually the help of the most impatient group of people.
The glass in his hand was the drink that Lian Hao stopped the liquor and handed it to him with his own hands.It's a pity that the things inside are no worse than alcoholic intoxication.
Huan Shun raised the glass and observed the ordinary drink under the light.Potent drugs can damage his body, and part of the cosmic reflection rays can damage his chip, so what effect does this cup of drink that can continuously fragment human nerves have on him?
Huan Shun took a sip, and glanced at the hands of the silly boy beside him, the cup was already half full.
After drinking a drink that tastes good, after eating, the body without a system self-test reaction can't find out the specific ingredients of the drink. Huan Shun waited for a few minutes, and from the corner of his eye, he glanced at Lian Hao and another man who looked like a dog. The side came over, and hurriedly imitated the appearance of the "good friend" around him, and became dizzy and crazy.
"Xiao Liu, did you enjoy playing?"
"Hey, brother Lian Hao." Huan Shun blushed a little, but only called Lian Hao's name.
Lian Hao's friend said jokingly: "It's not bad, everyone says you have high vision. It's the first time...you found such a person. Have a good time tonight..." After saying that, he took the boy and left.
Huan Shun let go of his "good friend" and asked Lian Hao in a daze, "Brother, don't you want to play with them next?"
Lian Hao gently embraced the man and walked forward: "Of course not, because the next game will be a game with only two people."
"Is it fun?"
"Of course, that's the bliss on earth..."
Lian Hao's gentle and handsome face was hidden in the dark corridor, and the roaring music around drowned out these words.
……
On the street with neon lights, a car is driving at high speed.
The driver of the car didn't dare to wipe his sweat, and turned the steering wheel.
Zhang Xizhu's face was like the surface of the sea before the storm. Although it seemed calm, there were already waves piled up under the calm.He tightly held a piece of jade in his left hand. The originally warm jade was very hot at the moment, but Zhang Xizhu didn't seem to notice it, and his fists were clenched with veins.
"Hurry up!" Zhang Xizhu roared from the depths of his throat.
"Yes, yes, boss." The driver agreed hastily.
Zhang Xizhu was in a restless mood today. After helping the real estate owner to see the feng shui layout of the house, he postponed the dinner and went home directly, but what he didn't expect was that Xiao Liu and Lian Hao were not in the villa.
Zhang Xizhu was very angry at the time, Lian Hao left him as he pleases, but he had already told Xiao Liu not to leave the villa area casually, why is this kid disobedient.Didn't he realize the issue of safety? Can a man be more important than his life?
He waited patiently for a while, and then got impatient and asked the driver to drive him out to find someone.As a result, halfway through, the amulet he gave Xiao Liu actually activated, and the reaction reached him, and Yu Jue, who was close to him, was so hot that he could hardly hold it.
The car stopped at the entrance of the hotel, the concierge helped to park the car, and the driver quickly followed his boss.He wasn't afraid that his boss would be stopped by the dog's eyes, but he was afraid that someone would offend the angry boss, and he would have bad luck.
As a knowledgeable driver, the driver has also practiced Taoism for a period of time. There are many magic tools consecrated by masters such as talismans, jades, and so on, so he will not question anything.But some people who don't know it are different.The driver must not only be a good driver, but also a part-time bodyguard.
Zhang Xizhu walked into the elevator with a cold face, but no one dared to stop him.
One is that the front desk of the hotel has already seen many big people. Zhang Xizhu's face, coupled with his attire, is not a small amount, and the front desk can't afford to offend.Secondly, in hotels, they have a lot of experience in such things as catching, coughing, and rape.Noble ladies, rich businessmen, pretty faces, tender models, good shows come one after another, and they are tired of watching them all.
But the one who passed today is really high-quality.
Tall, cold and handsome, with long legs and narrow waist, her imposing manner is astonishing.
Such a man also has some people who dare to be green, no, there are some people who can't think about it and want to be green.
Seeing this scene at the front desk, they all felt sorry, and then lingered and refused to leave.They want to see the ending!
After getting out of the elevator, the driver trotted along behind the boss. Although he didn't know where the boss got the news, but he didn't know the room number and didn't take the room card. The boss still wanted to break the door with his bare hands?
Just as the driver was thinking about things, Zhang Xizhu stopped in front of a door, stroked his right hand lightly, and the door opened.
driver:……
Zhang Xizhu said: "You are guarding outside."
Driver: "Yes." He also didn't want to go in and get involved in the Shura field.
The author has something to say: Driver: The boss opened the lock well. 【applaud】
Unscrupulous author: hahahahahahaha
☆, Celestial Master (9)
No. 1520, a room specially prepared by Lian Hao, this is a double room for couples.
Before Zhang Xizhu's face became colder and colder, he saw Lian Hao lying on the bed, who was unknown.Lian Hao's clothes are disheveled and his expression is wretched.The trousers were half off, and a certain place was still wet. Zhang Xizhu looked at it and wanted to take the opportunity to kick someone.
He did exactly that, and even posted a Qingxin Talisman.
Pure Heart Talisman, pure heart with few desires.For ordinary people, the effect is very strong, enough to manage for a year.
After the talisman disappeared on Lian Hao's forehead, Zhang Xizhu didn't let up.
After kicking the opponent, Zhang Xizhu calmed down, and said to the empty room, "Xiao Liu, come out. Brother is here."
Zhang Xizhu's tone was very calm, but combined with the cause and effect, this calm tone contained a churning mood.
There was no response in the empty room, and Zhang Xizhu waited anxiously for a minute, every minute and every second was tormented. After 1 minute, Huan Shun changed from the soul form to the entity.
He is tall and has long legs, sunny and handsome, but his eyes are not a child of Shiliu, but an adult.
Zhang Xizhu narrowed his eyes, and before confronting him, he saw the kid he raised suddenly hug him.
"Brother, I've been waiting for you for a long time." Huan Shun said coquettishly, "Brother, brother, Lian Hao has something wrong with me!"
Zhang Xizhu suppressed his anger all afternoon, but was extinguished by Huan Shun's light words. He put one hand on the man's waist and pinched Huan Shun's chin with the other: "Huh? You didn't listen to me and ran out of the villa." District, do the math first."
There were stars in Huan Shun's eyes, bulingbuling twinkling, Zhang Xizhu turned his head, refusing to accept the kid's sugar-coated cannonball.
"You know that Lian Hao has bad intentions, why did you let him go?"
"Brother, I don't know the way, let him take me out to buy a gift for my brother." Huan Shun fawningly took out a velvet box from his pocket.
Zhang Xizhu stared at him: "Who are you?"
Huan Shun hugged Zhang Xizhu's waist and did not let go: "From the moment I wake up, I am my brother's man."
Zhang Xizhu: "..." His heart was suddenly so sweet that he could suffocate.
Zhang Xizhu tightened the arms around Huan Shun's waist: "What's your name?"
Huan Shun said, "Hey, the name didn't lie to you."
Zhang Xizhu snorted coldly: "What about your age?"
Huan Shun blew into Zhang Xizhu's ear: "Bone age, can't brother find it out? Then it's not impossible to touch it now."
Zhang Xizhu pressed Xiao Liu's head on his shoulder, and touched the one at the waist from the end of the spine step by step, very carefully and seriously.
"Hahahahahahaha, it's so itchy hahaha." Huan Shun was actually shocked by the touch, but he couldn't admit it and had to fight back.
Zhang Xizhu remained silent, unmoved, and when he touched Huan Shun's cervical spine, he cupped his face.
"Brother..."
Huan Shun wanted to be coquettish, but Zhang Xizhu blocked his mouth as quickly as possible.
Zhang Xizhu didn't know how to kiss, so he covered Huan Shun's mouth and kissed and licked.A special allure made Huan Shun stick out his tongue.
Before falling in love, Huan Shun, as a smart person, would ask questions.
Wouldn't kissing at close range inhale the carbon dioxide exhaled by the other party?Won't you catch the opponent's tone?
Only when I have a boyfriend do I know, um, it’s actually all sweet.
It's really strange, it's clearly lubricating oil flowing in the intelligent body.Why does he have a sweet taste?
Huan Shun thought about it, and Zhang Xizhu bit his tongue in dissatisfaction, and then his attention was drawn back, and he continued to devote himself to this green kiss.
After kissing for a long time, the two were holding each other head to head, out of breath.
Huan Shun felt sweet and greasy when he opened his mouth, he said: "Brother, when I grow up, can I have someone I like?"
Why can't Zhang Xizhu hear Xiao Liu's tone at this time, the corner of his mouth curled up: "...do you have someone you like?"
Huan Shun leaned on Zhang Xizhu and said, "Brother, the person I like is... a boy, what should I do?"
Zhang Xizhu said, "Does he like you?"
Huan Shun buried his face in Zhang Xizhu's neck: "He just...kissed me."
Although the relationship was confirmed in the last world, it was the first time to confess, and it was normal to blush, Huan Shun thought.
The corners of Zhang Xizhu's mouth widened, and joy overflowed in his indifferent eyes: "He likes you too."
The two got tired of it and I got tired of it for a long time before thinking of Lian Hao who passed out on the bed.
Huan Shun told Zhang Xizhu all the ins and outs. Zhang Xizhu felt that a pure heart talisman had made him cheap, so he pasted a bad luck talisman on it, and continued to kick him.
"Brother, I have a new friend, I have to take him away." Huan Shun is not pretending to be a child or a middle-aged teenager, a person in his twenties... ahem, a hundred years old is smart , face is still needed.
The boy who sat with him before was also taken into this hotel. Before the so-called boyfriend took him away, Huan Shun left some self-defense tools for his new friend.
"Let's go and have a look." After Zhang Xizhu thought for a while, he knew that Lian Hao not only brought Xiao Liu to the hotel to plot against others, but also brought people to a party of that nature, turned back to the room and kicked him again.
The driver waiting at the door listened to the corner for a while, but didn't hear half of the dispute. When the boss came out, his face didn't turn green. Instead, he was beaming, and even the... little boss behind him was overjoyed. look like.
The driver has driven the boss for so many years, and I am really afraid that the boss will be overwhelmed one day and go to a Taoist temple to become a monk.
It's okay now...it's not good, I don't know if the boss is mad with anger.
"Let's go."
"Alas." Zhang Xizhu spoke, and the driver quickly followed.When she left, Mimi glanced into the room, and there was a person lying on the bed.The driver thought to himself, was he knocked out, or was he knocked out by the boss?
Huan Shun was brought all the way here by Lian Hao, so he knew which room the other boy was in.The three of them went down one floor, and the first room at the elevator entrance was there.After opening the door, the scene inside was exactly as Huan Shun expected, the so-called boyfriend had been stunned by the electric current he stored on the boy.
The non-lethal electric current, when used well, is enough to scare people so that they can't stand up somewhere.
Zhang Xizhu asked the driver to take the boy to the hospital. The medicine in the drink cannot be metabolized in a short while.The two of them took a taxi to go back to Chongming Lake villa area.
"The boy was given medicine, you..."
Huan Shun pressed Zhang Xizhu's mouth: "Brother, those medicines are useless to me."
Thinking of Xiao Liu's physique, Zhang Xizhu didn't say much, and hugged him in his arms.
Just when the taxi driver in front was about to be rolled his eyes by these two men, the police siren blared quickly and the police cars passed by the taxi quickly. The driver looked back curiously, and Zhang Xizhu Gently asked Huan Shun: "Huh?"
Huan Shun propped his chin while giggling, and drew a circle on Zhang Xizhu's thigh with the other hand: "Brother, a law-abiding citizen, keep 110 in mind. I really can't bear that Lian Hao's friends go all the way to the dark."
Zhang Xizhu plucked Huan Shun's hair in front of him. After his anger subsided, he said less: "Well, besides this phone number, I also need to remember my phone number. I am faster than the police uncle."
Taxi driver: "..." Did he pick up two passengers?It will never be silenced...
Huan Shun nodded very sincerely: "Good brother."
Twenty or so energetic policemen got off the police car, and everyone at the crossing was as quiet as a chicken, and all the way they touched the box of the clubhouse that Huan Shun had been to.
"boom--"
"Hold your head and squat down, check!"
"Ah—" The group of demons dancing in the room was pointed at by the black gun, and the voice was instantly high.
"Someone reported taking illegal drugs here, and some people have been taken to the nearby hotel and club room, squatting, and checked one by one."
The leader's face was blue and black, and his brain was dazed by the alcohol, and he couldn't react, who was blackmailing him.
Huan Shun: It's me, you're welcome.Compliance with the law is everyone's responsibility.
The people in the clubhouse were still quibbling, but the drugs in the drinks were obvious evidence, and a group of people were quickly taken away one by one.Another group of police found Lian Hao and his friend with the door wide open in the hotel, woke them up, and took them away.
On the other side, Zhang Xizhu, who had returned to Villa No. 88, rolled Huan Shun into the big bed where the two had been sleeping.
"Brother... um..."
Huan Shun thought that the idol's central processing system is really the same, whether it's a lacquer carving candle or a Zhang Xi candle, the first thing after the confession is the yellow waste.
Zhang Xizhu originally slept on a health-preserving wooden plank bed, but after Huan Shun came, he replaced it with a soft double bed. Villa No. 88 has been locked inside and out, and Zhang Xizhu is enjoying his... supper in an orderly manner.
"Brother...Brother...Ahhh..."
Huan Shun struggled violently, but Zhang Xizhu's seemingly frail body pressed him against the mattress, and he sank into it.
Huan Shun gripped the bed sheet in regret, Zhang Xizhu was an old antique, it was the first time Zhang Xizhu fell in love with someone, so Zhang Xizhu was inexperienced!
Zhang Xizhu didn't move immediately. He also knew that he had made a mistake, but he absolutely couldn't admit it.
Huan Shun was in pain for two seconds, and suddenly a burst of energy gushed out from the place where the two met. It quickly repaired Huan Shun's body and used it in an unknown place.
"Hmm..." Huan Shun suddenly let out a shameful groan. There is actually a secret method of dual cultivation in this world. Although it is very simple, it comes from the abundant energy of the S-level. open.
High and indifferent, wild and fierce.
The two diametrically opposed words were perfectly reflected in Zhang Xizhu.
This also made Huan Shun understand that no matter how soft the appearance is, the fragments that inherited the S-level brain should not be underestimated.
In the morning of all things, all creatures wake up, and in the new day, they must continue to struggle for survival.
In villa No. 88, Huan Shun is also undergoing the early morning test, struggling not to lie in bed for three days and three nights.
The author has something to say: Huan Shun: The second time to increase performance for the police uncle.yeah.
Huan Shun: Brother.
Zhang Xizhu: Uncle.
Huan Shun: Brother.
Zhang Xizhu: Uncle.
……
Zhang Xizhu: Call me brother.
Huan Shun: Uncle, hello.
Zhang Xizhu: ...
[Highlight] The author is busy with interviews, and by the way, there are physical tests and so on. Probably the update will be stable after the internship is settled...or it will be stable after entering v. _(:з」∠)_Please do not call
☆, Celestial Master (10)
"Brother, don't..."
Early in the morning, lewd voices and waves came from inside the house.
"Come here, I'll show you a big baby..."
Huan Shun took out the velvet box from yesterday.
Zhang Xizhu leaned against the head of the bed contentedly, breaking the usual biological clock, and lay in bed.
He knew yesterday that Xiao Liu had bought a gift, but his mood was up and down, and he was really not interested in knowing what it was.Today is different, he is in a good mood.
Zhang Xizhu hugged Xiao Liu's slender and flexible body. In the cool autumn morning, he helped tuck the quilt up, and then left a red mark on his collarbone.
"What is it?" Zhang Xizhu's cold voice was hoarse and full of satisfaction.
Huan Shun leaned against him, holding the box with one hand, and opened the lid with the other: "Here, look."
Inside the box was a ring that he bought from a jewelry counter after fooling Lian Hao for a while when he was shopping.Because there is no way to get money, Huan Shun only has some pocket money that Zhang Xizhu gave him.There are many places to spend money in the Chongming Lake villa area, and Huan Shun has a lot of money in his hand after the food expenses.But it was enough for him to buy the cheapest one.
Although the ring is simple in style, in Zhang Xizhu's eyes, it is far more eye-catching than the high-priced thank-you gifts sent by some wealthy businessmen in the house.
"Put it on for me." Zhang Xizhu looked at the ring and directly asked to keep it for himself.
Huan Shun happily put him on. Although there was no ceremony and no witnesses, both of them believed that in their lives, the other party would be the only person they put in their hearts.
The sticky night passed, and it was another sticky morning. For this reason, Zhang Xizhu postponed a business deal and took time out to accompany Huan Shun.In the past week, even the girls around Chongming Lake know that Zhang Xizhu, the No.1 in Wuxian City, is probably in love.
Little girls: Hey, hey, is that your brother?If it's not younger brother, we won't love you!
Huan Shun took Zhang Xizhu to do morning exercises, looked at each other and sent out bowls of dog food.
Little girls: Whoa, whoa, whoa!I am a mother!I have no regrets in this life, uncle, we support you!
After having a lover, Zhang Xizhu really lived a few days of stupidity and absurdity, but he probably couldn't imagine what Xiao Liu, who was lying on the same bed, was thinking about while he was sleeping at night.
Huan Shun kept his eyes open in the middle of the night thinking, the yin and yang eye is Zhang Xizhu's special ability, and it is also a big energy consumer, but it's hard to say if it's not a switch.If the eye is blinded, the energy will not be consumed, the lifespan will be increased, and the time for him to complete the task will be delayed.The goal Huan Shun set for himself is to ensure that each world does not stay for more than one year.
Most importantly, boyfriends in this world will be considerate.The lacquer carving candle can only absorb yang energy, but the Zhang Xi candle will give him energy!
Huan Shun's calculations are quick, so if you do it more times, the energy will be consumed faster, and the time for the task to be completed will be more guaranteed, that's right.
But when he found the power switch, Zhang Xizhu died with a click, which was visible to the naked eye.Huan Shun still didn't give up this option, but the power switch is the key hidden part of every smartphone, not so conspicuous.If his ability hadn't been sealed, he would be able to figure out the other party's inside and out by doing it with Zhang Xizhu a few more times.
Alas, what a pity.
It's a pity for Huan Shun that Zhang Xizhu didn't receive it, and he lived happily ever after.
What's more, Xiaoliu became more enthusiastic at night, with a variety of tricks, and Zhang Xizhu, who was excited every night, was radiant the next day, which lasted for a whole week!
Everyone in Chongming Lake: Uncle Shi is probably not a beast!
Zhang Xizhu walked in front of them with his hands behind his back: he's so happy, so happy.
……
The boss's life is comfortable, but the original butler has bad luck.
Lian Hao was woken up by the police that day, and he was taken back to the police station and detained for two days. It was his little lover whom he blocked before that released him on bail.After leaving the police station, he received several bad news text messages on his mobile phone. He was fired by Zhang Xizhu.
Lian Hao was in a daze for a moment, not knowing whether he should sigh his fate first, or worry that the person who was about to eat his mouth ran away.
This is not finished.
Back at the law firm, Lian Hao found that his colleagues looked at him very strangely. It was only in the afternoon that he found out that he was caught in the police for obsessing, raping, and attempting to be a minor.Before he got off work at night, he received a text message from the lawyer's office to fire him.
Lian Hao wanted to go to Chongming Lake to explain, but the guard told him that Mr. Zhang already knew the cause and effect and would not let him in.
Lian Hao was running around outside for a few days, begged his elders and relatives several times, and said yes, but turned around and knew who he had offended, so he blocked him immediately or called him directly to scold him.
Although Lian Hao has been Zhang Xizhu's asset manager for several years, his trust in metaphysics is extremely low.Zhang Xizhu never took the initiative to show anything in front of Lian Hao. In fact, Lian Hao looked down on this way of pretending to make money, so he has always deliberately ignored the news about metaphysics.
Just like on the Internet, everyone reposted koi very quickly, but they didn't believe it or not.
Lian Hao just couldn't figure it out, he was doing everything under the nose of the boss, the boss didn't object during class, Xiao Liu also took the initiative to go out with him, it's obvious that they are "in love with each other", aren't they?Could it be that the boss has already taken Xiao Liu back and locked him up?
Lian Hao returned home in a daze, only to find that the house was empty and his valuables had already been removed.He still told the little lover the password.Holding the remaining savings, he wanted to go to the bar to find someone to vent his anger. In the end, Lian Hao finally discovered the most terrifying thing!
Halfway through the work, the man he called looked displeased and gave him a look of contempt. He didn't give Lian Hao a chance at all, so he took the opportunity to counterattack, and said that he had to satisfy the customer after he took the money.
Lian Hao: ...
What happened to Lian Hao, Zhang Xizhu passed it on to Huan Shun, and used it to warn him.
To let him know how powerful the Pure Heart Talisman is.
Huan Shun laughed out of breath, climbed onto Zhang Xizhu, and gave him a provocative look.
"Brother, you are so kind, there is nothing to repay, and I promise you with your body."
"That's right."
……
The daily calculations of the morning exercise group for the elderly...
One person said: "Huh?"
Another person said: "Huh?"
The third person was puzzled: "Huh?"
The girls ran and jumped over and asked, "Grandpa, uncle, uncle, what's the matter?"
One person said: "Your uncle didn't come to do morning exercises today, are you so busy?"
The other person said: "I'll do the math, the peach blossom calamity of that young man is over that day."
The third person was so excited that he stood up and shouted: "My side unexpectedly pinched out Zhang Xizhu's Red Luan Xing!"
"what!"
"Tell me, what's going on!"
"Hehehe...Grandpa, you are all behind. Didn't Master Shishu already have a boyfriend?" The girls covered their mouths and laughed when they heard the result of grandpa's calculation.
"Well, you all know, is it still a boy?"
"That's right, we saw it at the food street a few days ago." The girls said to each other, "It's the younger brother he brought over before, and I said, it's impossible for the uncle to have relatives, and it's probably a family member." Hehehe..."
Although the elderly group was a little surprised that Zhang Xizhu's partner was a boy, what was even more surprising was that Zhang Xizhu's fate had opened up to them.
Zhang Xizhu himself felt the change in the detectability of fate.But he picked up a school haunted incident, and put it aside in advance.
Wuxian No. [-] High School sent away a group of third-year students, and within two months after the sophomore was promoted to the third year, a resident student disappeared from the school.There was no trace of the student leaving the school in the surveillance, but he had indeed disappeared for a week.If things were like this, the teachers at the school would not come here.On the first day the student disappeared, the school dormitory began to be haunted.
The commotion lasted for seven days. There were rumors among the student community that the missing student was already dead, and the haunting was just for people to investigate.
The school director deliberately chose Sunday, a day when students were on holiday, and invited Zhang Xizhu to go.Huan Shun also followed, he wanted to be a qualified blue-faced troublemaker, sticking to Zhang Xizhu's side at any time.
Even though it is a holiday, there are still many students walking around in the high school.When Zhang Xizhu was at the school gate, let those teachers and directors go first. It would be better for him to go in alone.Firstly, the school teacher is the most eye-catching when accompanied by strangers, and secondly, Zhang Xizhu
Zhang Xizhu's face was extremely cold, what does it mean to take care of his health, he just acts calmly, and his actual age is the same as Lian Hao.
Lian Hao accompanied the two of them out, and smiled happily upon hearing this.He has been preparing for so long, and it is time to close the net.
On a sunny day, Huan Shun yawned and got up from the bed.
He has lived in villa No. 88 for a while, Zhang Xizhu didn't change rooms for him, the two have always lived together.
In villa No. 88, only he and Zhang Xizhu can move around freely, and even Lian Hao can only go to the study and living room.
Huan Shun lay on the bed, propping his chin to see Zhang Xizhu's sleeping position like a cold beauty.These days, it is estimated that Zhang Xizhu also sensed something was wrong, and became more vigilant towards Lian Hao. There was no sign of danger in the hexagram, but Zhang Xizhu still made an amulet for Huan Shun to wear.Obviously he insisted on calling him brother, but he still had to control himself like a boyfriend.Huan Shun shook his head, leaned over, and secretly kissed him.
When Zhang Xizhu woke up, he was holding a warm body again without accident.
Every time at this time, he will be in a trance.Obviously Xiaoliu's mental age is only sixteen, but his body is an adult in his early twenties, so naturally he has some reactions that an adult should have.
Zhang Xizhu looked at Huan Shun's face that was about to wake up, and suppressed his thoughts.He raised a son, a younger brother. As for the others, he had to wait until he was older.
"Brother...Brother." Huan Shun rubbed his arms against someone, and then Zhang Xizhu mercilessly threw a cold handkerchief.
"Hiss... so cold." Huan Shun got up with a grunt, and went to Zhang Xizhu's side to wash up with him: "Brother, I...that...you know...cough cough..."
Zhang Xizhu looked at the awkward person in the mirror, and suddenly realized that he was already an adult, why couldn't he see it?
"It's not that there is something wrong with your body. When you wake up in the morning, you have a...reaction, which proves that you have grown up." Zhang Xizhu's voice was cold and indifferent, but when he heard Huan Shun's ears, there was a special sense of temptation.
Huan Shun brushed his teeth, and said vaguely: "When I grow up, doesn't that mean that I can have someone I like..."
Zhang Xizhu paused: "...Do you have someone you like?"
Huan Shun hummed, and said, "Brother, I... tell me, the person I like is... a boy, what should I do?"
Huan Shun made his tone full of innocence and happiness, Zhang Xizhu bit his tongue and was speechless.What exactly did Lian Hao teach? Little Liu has only become a human being for three months after all his calculations. What he can learn does not come from the people who teach him.
Zhang Xizhu stared at Huan Shun deeply, a little uncertain.These days, if you want to say that Xiao Liu has the most contact with him, he and Lian Hao are the only ones.But who Xiao Liu likes, Zhang Xizhu is not sure.
The author has something to say: Zhang Xizhu's heart: no, it must be a child bride.
Zhang Xizhu said: "Dad... Uncle."
☆, Celestial Master (8)
On weekdays, it was Lian Hao who accompanied Xiao Liu more, and Xiao Liu didn't like to cling to himself when he grew up.
Thinking of this, Zhang Xizhu pretended to be indifferent and said: "What else can you do, you are my younger brother, so naturally you have to bring it for me to see."
Huan Shun bowed his head and said with a little surprise in his tone, "Brother, do you not object?"
Zhang Xizhu said bitterly: "No objection."
Huan Shunxi hugged Zhang Xizhu happily: "Hey, brother, I'll go to the kitchen first, brother Lian Hao will come to class soon!"
Zhang Xizhu swallowed his mouthwash, his face was very ugly.
Before going out, Zhang Xizhu stayed in the car and watched the interaction between Xiao Liu and Lian Hao in class for a long time, and then left feeling upset.
From the corner of the eye, I caught a glimpse of Zhang Xizhu's car leaving, Lian Hao and Huan Shun smiled at each other, and quietly packed up and left Villa 88.
Lian Hao's private car has now been replaced by Xiao Liu's favorite model. It has a cool appearance and can best win the hearts of the second-year teenagers.
He planned to bring people out, and planned for two months, but Xiao Liu asked to go out today.Lian Hao is very satisfied with his education in the past two months. Teaching Primary Six is almost drawing on a blank sheet. It is different from the cultivation of the long front, but it has the same sense of taboo.
People like Lian Hao have a private circle, and they will show off their finished products.Huan Shun is Lian Hao's first work, because Lian Hao has a high vision, he didn't move before, and Zhang Xizhu didn't notice it either.
But if today's matter is not handled well, Lian Hao knows that he will probably change his boss.
Huan Shun was on the co-pilot, looking at the rapidly reversing scenery, he couldn't help shouting out the joy of running towards freedom: "Ah—that's great!"
Lian Hao looked at him dotingly, his eyes were bright with determination: "Xiao Liu likes it, brother will often take you out in the future."
Huan Shun turned his head and nodded with admiration: "Brother Lian Hao, you are awesome!"
Lian Hao rubbed his head, pretending to be casual and asked: "Isn't the boss great?"
Huan Shun said in embarrassment: "Oh, my brother is a big brother, like the old-fashioned old man on the Internet, always controlling me. But Brother Lianhao, you are different..."
Huan Shun turned his head at the right time, leaving only Lian Hao with a dreamy red ear.
Lian Hao pursed his lips in satisfaction, looking forward to the evening's activities.
Zhang Laoguban Xizhu, who was visiting a certain real estate tycoon's house, suddenly sneezed, frightening the onlookers.
The masses thought to themselves: So the celestial masters can also sneeze.
In order to maintain Xiaoliu's sense of youth, Lian Hao took people to play a round of the most popular game among young people at the moment. He was so happy to play Huan Shun that he didn't want to leave, so he proposed to take him to meet his friends, and hinted that Huan Shun, generally Go to a party, either alone or with someone you like.
Lian Hao drove the car: "Don't worry when you go, they are all older brothers than you. When you see a man, you call him brother, and a woman calls you sister. If there are two brothers, the one who is about the same size as you will call sister-in-law."
Huan Shun was very surprised: "Brother Lianhao...you mean, two boys? Are they... couples?"
Lian Hao nodded: "That's right. Why, Xiao Liu thinks this is strange?"
Huan Shun shook his head and blushed half of his face at the same time: "No... no, I didn't think so, then Brother Lian Hao..."
Like a big brother, Lian Hao looked at him tolerantly: "Brother Lian Hao, you are currently single, but you don't know who you like in the future, it doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman, anyway, I will live in the future, my parents It doesn’t care about that over there.”
Huan Shun seemed to be inspired, his eyes were bright, and he peeked at Lian Hao from time to time.
Lian Hao's gentle smile did not change, but he whistled in satisfaction.
A clubhouse in Wuxian City.
This is a high-end party venue, not only well hidden, but also high-grade.
Huan Shun timidly sat in the corner with a tender-faced little boy, communicating with each other sentence by sentence.
"Who did you come with?"
"My brother." Huan Shun pretended to be curious and longingly looking at the dozen or so people dancing in front of him, while answering the new friends around him.
"That's it... I came here with my boyfriend." The boy looked around eighteen, and was also very young, looking at someone in the crowd with the same gaze.
"Hey, your boyfriend is very handsome, how many years have you been?"
"No, he has been chasing me for half a year, so I agreed." The boy showed a sweet smile, "This time I came out to show me a friend."
"Oh." Huan Shun's oh was so meaningful that the boy lowered his head in embarrassment, although his oh was not teasing him, but his boyfriend's routine.
From the moment he entered the door, he knew that there were no good people in this room, and those with a simple mind were deceived, just like the boy next to him, who had never been out of society, and if he took a little time to coax him, he would be able to succeed.Since Huan Shun knew that the advice on the Internet was unreliable, he compiled and analyzed a large amount of dating data collected.Although the analysis is now suspended, the progress of the analysis in the previous world is enough.
According to the arrangement of this group of people, after the crazy night, they will probably go to a restaurant, have a lively drink, and then enjoy their drunken "fruits".
Huan Shun was holding a glass of fruity and sweet drink, but the corners of his mouth could not help twitching.
A group of people are even more impatient and probably won't go to the second round of gatherings.There is a hotel next to the clubhouse, and there are rooms inside the clubhouse, and the place has been prepared long ago.This cup of drink seems to be a concern for the newcomers, but it is actually the help of the most impatient group of people.
The glass in his hand was the drink that Lian Hao stopped the liquor and handed it to him with his own hands.It's a pity that the things inside are no worse than alcoholic intoxication.
Huan Shun raised the glass and observed the ordinary drink under the light.Potent drugs can damage his body, and part of the cosmic reflection rays can damage his chip, so what effect does this cup of drink that can continuously fragment human nerves have on him?
Huan Shun took a sip, and glanced at the hands of the silly boy beside him, the cup was already half full.
After drinking a drink that tastes good, after eating, the body without a system self-test reaction can't find out the specific ingredients of the drink. Huan Shun waited for a few minutes, and from the corner of his eye, he glanced at Lian Hao and another man who looked like a dog. The side came over, and hurriedly imitated the appearance of the "good friend" around him, and became dizzy and crazy.
"Xiao Liu, did you enjoy playing?"
"Hey, brother Lian Hao." Huan Shun blushed a little, but only called Lian Hao's name.
Lian Hao's friend said jokingly: "It's not bad, everyone says you have high vision. It's the first time...you found such a person. Have a good time tonight..." After saying that, he took the boy and left.
Huan Shun let go of his "good friend" and asked Lian Hao in a daze, "Brother, don't you want to play with them next?"
Lian Hao gently embraced the man and walked forward: "Of course not, because the next game will be a game with only two people."
"Is it fun?"
"Of course, that's the bliss on earth..."
Lian Hao's gentle and handsome face was hidden in the dark corridor, and the roaring music around drowned out these words.
……
On the street with neon lights, a car is driving at high speed.
The driver of the car didn't dare to wipe his sweat, and turned the steering wheel.
Zhang Xizhu's face was like the surface of the sea before the storm. Although it seemed calm, there were already waves piled up under the calm.He tightly held a piece of jade in his left hand. The originally warm jade was very hot at the moment, but Zhang Xizhu didn't seem to notice it, and his fists were clenched with veins.
"Hurry up!" Zhang Xizhu roared from the depths of his throat.
"Yes, yes, boss." The driver agreed hastily.
Zhang Xizhu was in a restless mood today. After helping the real estate owner to see the feng shui layout of the house, he postponed the dinner and went home directly, but what he didn't expect was that Xiao Liu and Lian Hao were not in the villa.
Zhang Xizhu was very angry at the time, Lian Hao left him as he pleases, but he had already told Xiao Liu not to leave the villa area casually, why is this kid disobedient.Didn't he realize the issue of safety? Can a man be more important than his life?
He waited patiently for a while, and then got impatient and asked the driver to drive him out to find someone.As a result, halfway through, the amulet he gave Xiao Liu actually activated, and the reaction reached him, and Yu Jue, who was close to him, was so hot that he could hardly hold it.
The car stopped at the entrance of the hotel, the concierge helped to park the car, and the driver quickly followed his boss.He wasn't afraid that his boss would be stopped by the dog's eyes, but he was afraid that someone would offend the angry boss, and he would have bad luck.
As a knowledgeable driver, the driver has also practiced Taoism for a period of time. There are many magic tools consecrated by masters such as talismans, jades, and so on, so he will not question anything.But some people who don't know it are different.The driver must not only be a good driver, but also a part-time bodyguard.
Zhang Xizhu walked into the elevator with a cold face, but no one dared to stop him.
One is that the front desk of the hotel has already seen many big people. Zhang Xizhu's face, coupled with his attire, is not a small amount, and the front desk can't afford to offend.Secondly, in hotels, they have a lot of experience in such things as catching, coughing, and rape.Noble ladies, rich businessmen, pretty faces, tender models, good shows come one after another, and they are tired of watching them all.
But the one who passed today is really high-quality.
Tall, cold and handsome, with long legs and narrow waist, her imposing manner is astonishing.
Such a man also has some people who dare to be green, no, there are some people who can't think about it and want to be green.
Seeing this scene at the front desk, they all felt sorry, and then lingered and refused to leave.They want to see the ending!
After getting out of the elevator, the driver trotted along behind the boss. Although he didn't know where the boss got the news, but he didn't know the room number and didn't take the room card. The boss still wanted to break the door with his bare hands?
Just as the driver was thinking about things, Zhang Xizhu stopped in front of a door, stroked his right hand lightly, and the door opened.
driver:……
Zhang Xizhu said: "You are guarding outside."
Driver: "Yes." He also didn't want to go in and get involved in the Shura field.
The author has something to say: Driver: The boss opened the lock well. 【applaud】
Unscrupulous author: hahahahahahaha
☆, Celestial Master (9)
No. 1520, a room specially prepared by Lian Hao, this is a double room for couples.
Before Zhang Xizhu's face became colder and colder, he saw Lian Hao lying on the bed, who was unknown.Lian Hao's clothes are disheveled and his expression is wretched.The trousers were half off, and a certain place was still wet. Zhang Xizhu looked at it and wanted to take the opportunity to kick someone.
He did exactly that, and even posted a Qingxin Talisman.
Pure Heart Talisman, pure heart with few desires.For ordinary people, the effect is very strong, enough to manage for a year.
After the talisman disappeared on Lian Hao's forehead, Zhang Xizhu didn't let up.
After kicking the opponent, Zhang Xizhu calmed down, and said to the empty room, "Xiao Liu, come out. Brother is here."
Zhang Xizhu's tone was very calm, but combined with the cause and effect, this calm tone contained a churning mood.
There was no response in the empty room, and Zhang Xizhu waited anxiously for a minute, every minute and every second was tormented. After 1 minute, Huan Shun changed from the soul form to the entity.
He is tall and has long legs, sunny and handsome, but his eyes are not a child of Shiliu, but an adult.
Zhang Xizhu narrowed his eyes, and before confronting him, he saw the kid he raised suddenly hug him.
"Brother, I've been waiting for you for a long time." Huan Shun said coquettishly, "Brother, brother, Lian Hao has something wrong with me!"
Zhang Xizhu suppressed his anger all afternoon, but was extinguished by Huan Shun's light words. He put one hand on the man's waist and pinched Huan Shun's chin with the other: "Huh? You didn't listen to me and ran out of the villa." District, do the math first."
There were stars in Huan Shun's eyes, bulingbuling twinkling, Zhang Xizhu turned his head, refusing to accept the kid's sugar-coated cannonball.
"You know that Lian Hao has bad intentions, why did you let him go?"
"Brother, I don't know the way, let him take me out to buy a gift for my brother." Huan Shun fawningly took out a velvet box from his pocket.
Zhang Xizhu stared at him: "Who are you?"
Huan Shun hugged Zhang Xizhu's waist and did not let go: "From the moment I wake up, I am my brother's man."
Zhang Xizhu: "..." His heart was suddenly so sweet that he could suffocate.
Zhang Xizhu tightened the arms around Huan Shun's waist: "What's your name?"
Huan Shun said, "Hey, the name didn't lie to you."
Zhang Xizhu snorted coldly: "What about your age?"
Huan Shun blew into Zhang Xizhu's ear: "Bone age, can't brother find it out? Then it's not impossible to touch it now."
Zhang Xizhu pressed Xiao Liu's head on his shoulder, and touched the one at the waist from the end of the spine step by step, very carefully and seriously.
"Hahahahahahaha, it's so itchy hahaha." Huan Shun was actually shocked by the touch, but he couldn't admit it and had to fight back.
Zhang Xizhu remained silent, unmoved, and when he touched Huan Shun's cervical spine, he cupped his face.
"Brother..."
Huan Shun wanted to be coquettish, but Zhang Xizhu blocked his mouth as quickly as possible.
Zhang Xizhu didn't know how to kiss, so he covered Huan Shun's mouth and kissed and licked.A special allure made Huan Shun stick out his tongue.
Before falling in love, Huan Shun, as a smart person, would ask questions.
Wouldn't kissing at close range inhale the carbon dioxide exhaled by the other party?Won't you catch the opponent's tone?
Only when I have a boyfriend do I know, um, it’s actually all sweet.
It's really strange, it's clearly lubricating oil flowing in the intelligent body.Why does he have a sweet taste?
Huan Shun thought about it, and Zhang Xizhu bit his tongue in dissatisfaction, and then his attention was drawn back, and he continued to devote himself to this green kiss.
After kissing for a long time, the two were holding each other head to head, out of breath.
Huan Shun felt sweet and greasy when he opened his mouth, he said: "Brother, when I grow up, can I have someone I like?"
Why can't Zhang Xizhu hear Xiao Liu's tone at this time, the corner of his mouth curled up: "...do you have someone you like?"
Huan Shun leaned on Zhang Xizhu and said, "Brother, the person I like is... a boy, what should I do?"
Zhang Xizhu said, "Does he like you?"
Huan Shun buried his face in Zhang Xizhu's neck: "He just...kissed me."
Although the relationship was confirmed in the last world, it was the first time to confess, and it was normal to blush, Huan Shun thought.
The corners of Zhang Xizhu's mouth widened, and joy overflowed in his indifferent eyes: "He likes you too."
The two got tired of it and I got tired of it for a long time before thinking of Lian Hao who passed out on the bed.
Huan Shun told Zhang Xizhu all the ins and outs. Zhang Xizhu felt that a pure heart talisman had made him cheap, so he pasted a bad luck talisman on it, and continued to kick him.
"Brother, I have a new friend, I have to take him away." Huan Shun is not pretending to be a child or a middle-aged teenager, a person in his twenties... ahem, a hundred years old is smart , face is still needed.
The boy who sat with him before was also taken into this hotel. Before the so-called boyfriend took him away, Huan Shun left some self-defense tools for his new friend.
"Let's go and have a look." After Zhang Xizhu thought for a while, he knew that Lian Hao not only brought Xiao Liu to the hotel to plot against others, but also brought people to a party of that nature, turned back to the room and kicked him again.
The driver waiting at the door listened to the corner for a while, but didn't hear half of the dispute. When the boss came out, his face didn't turn green. Instead, he was beaming, and even the... little boss behind him was overjoyed. look like.
The driver has driven the boss for so many years, and I am really afraid that the boss will be overwhelmed one day and go to a Taoist temple to become a monk.
It's okay now...it's not good, I don't know if the boss is mad with anger.
"Let's go."
"Alas." Zhang Xizhu spoke, and the driver quickly followed.When she left, Mimi glanced into the room, and there was a person lying on the bed.The driver thought to himself, was he knocked out, or was he knocked out by the boss?
Huan Shun was brought all the way here by Lian Hao, so he knew which room the other boy was in.The three of them went down one floor, and the first room at the elevator entrance was there.After opening the door, the scene inside was exactly as Huan Shun expected, the so-called boyfriend had been stunned by the electric current he stored on the boy.
The non-lethal electric current, when used well, is enough to scare people so that they can't stand up somewhere.
Zhang Xizhu asked the driver to take the boy to the hospital. The medicine in the drink cannot be metabolized in a short while.The two of them took a taxi to go back to Chongming Lake villa area.
"The boy was given medicine, you..."
Huan Shun pressed Zhang Xizhu's mouth: "Brother, those medicines are useless to me."
Thinking of Xiao Liu's physique, Zhang Xizhu didn't say much, and hugged him in his arms.
Just when the taxi driver in front was about to be rolled his eyes by these two men, the police siren blared quickly and the police cars passed by the taxi quickly. The driver looked back curiously, and Zhang Xizhu Gently asked Huan Shun: "Huh?"
Huan Shun propped his chin while giggling, and drew a circle on Zhang Xizhu's thigh with the other hand: "Brother, a law-abiding citizen, keep 110 in mind. I really can't bear that Lian Hao's friends go all the way to the dark."
Zhang Xizhu plucked Huan Shun's hair in front of him. After his anger subsided, he said less: "Well, besides this phone number, I also need to remember my phone number. I am faster than the police uncle."
Taxi driver: "..." Did he pick up two passengers?It will never be silenced...
Huan Shun nodded very sincerely: "Good brother."
Twenty or so energetic policemen got off the police car, and everyone at the crossing was as quiet as a chicken, and all the way they touched the box of the clubhouse that Huan Shun had been to.
"boom--"
"Hold your head and squat down, check!"
"Ah—" The group of demons dancing in the room was pointed at by the black gun, and the voice was instantly high.
"Someone reported taking illegal drugs here, and some people have been taken to the nearby hotel and club room, squatting, and checked one by one."
The leader's face was blue and black, and his brain was dazed by the alcohol, and he couldn't react, who was blackmailing him.
Huan Shun: It's me, you're welcome.Compliance with the law is everyone's responsibility.
The people in the clubhouse were still quibbling, but the drugs in the drinks were obvious evidence, and a group of people were quickly taken away one by one.Another group of police found Lian Hao and his friend with the door wide open in the hotel, woke them up, and took them away.
On the other side, Zhang Xizhu, who had returned to Villa No. 88, rolled Huan Shun into the big bed where the two had been sleeping.
"Brother... um..."
Huan Shun thought that the idol's central processing system is really the same, whether it's a lacquer carving candle or a Zhang Xi candle, the first thing after the confession is the yellow waste.
Zhang Xizhu originally slept on a health-preserving wooden plank bed, but after Huan Shun came, he replaced it with a soft double bed. Villa No. 88 has been locked inside and out, and Zhang Xizhu is enjoying his... supper in an orderly manner.
"Brother...Brother...Ahhh..."
Huan Shun struggled violently, but Zhang Xizhu's seemingly frail body pressed him against the mattress, and he sank into it.
Huan Shun gripped the bed sheet in regret, Zhang Xizhu was an old antique, it was the first time Zhang Xizhu fell in love with someone, so Zhang Xizhu was inexperienced!
Zhang Xizhu didn't move immediately. He also knew that he had made a mistake, but he absolutely couldn't admit it.
Huan Shun was in pain for two seconds, and suddenly a burst of energy gushed out from the place where the two met. It quickly repaired Huan Shun's body and used it in an unknown place.
"Hmm..." Huan Shun suddenly let out a shameful groan. There is actually a secret method of dual cultivation in this world. Although it is very simple, it comes from the abundant energy of the S-level. open.
High and indifferent, wild and fierce.
The two diametrically opposed words were perfectly reflected in Zhang Xizhu.
This also made Huan Shun understand that no matter how soft the appearance is, the fragments that inherited the S-level brain should not be underestimated.
In the morning of all things, all creatures wake up, and in the new day, they must continue to struggle for survival.
In villa No. 88, Huan Shun is also undergoing the early morning test, struggling not to lie in bed for three days and three nights.
The author has something to say: Huan Shun: The second time to increase performance for the police uncle.yeah.
Huan Shun: Brother.
Zhang Xizhu: Uncle.
Huan Shun: Brother.
Zhang Xizhu: Uncle.
……
Zhang Xizhu: Call me brother.
Huan Shun: Uncle, hello.
Zhang Xizhu: ...
[Highlight] The author is busy with interviews, and by the way, there are physical tests and so on. Probably the update will be stable after the internship is settled...or it will be stable after entering v. _(:з」∠)_Please do not call
☆, Celestial Master (10)
"Brother, don't..."
Early in the morning, lewd voices and waves came from inside the house.
"Come here, I'll show you a big baby..."
Huan Shun took out the velvet box from yesterday.
Zhang Xizhu leaned against the head of the bed contentedly, breaking the usual biological clock, and lay in bed.
He knew yesterday that Xiao Liu had bought a gift, but his mood was up and down, and he was really not interested in knowing what it was.Today is different, he is in a good mood.
Zhang Xizhu hugged Xiao Liu's slender and flexible body. In the cool autumn morning, he helped tuck the quilt up, and then left a red mark on his collarbone.
"What is it?" Zhang Xizhu's cold voice was hoarse and full of satisfaction.
Huan Shun leaned against him, holding the box with one hand, and opened the lid with the other: "Here, look."
Inside the box was a ring that he bought from a jewelry counter after fooling Lian Hao for a while when he was shopping.Because there is no way to get money, Huan Shun only has some pocket money that Zhang Xizhu gave him.There are many places to spend money in the Chongming Lake villa area, and Huan Shun has a lot of money in his hand after the food expenses.But it was enough for him to buy the cheapest one.
Although the ring is simple in style, in Zhang Xizhu's eyes, it is far more eye-catching than the high-priced thank-you gifts sent by some wealthy businessmen in the house.
"Put it on for me." Zhang Xizhu looked at the ring and directly asked to keep it for himself.
Huan Shun happily put him on. Although there was no ceremony and no witnesses, both of them believed that in their lives, the other party would be the only person they put in their hearts.
The sticky night passed, and it was another sticky morning. For this reason, Zhang Xizhu postponed a business deal and took time out to accompany Huan Shun.In the past week, even the girls around Chongming Lake know that Zhang Xizhu, the No.1 in Wuxian City, is probably in love.
Little girls: Hey, hey, is that your brother?If it's not younger brother, we won't love you!
Huan Shun took Zhang Xizhu to do morning exercises, looked at each other and sent out bowls of dog food.
Little girls: Whoa, whoa, whoa!I am a mother!I have no regrets in this life, uncle, we support you!
After having a lover, Zhang Xizhu really lived a few days of stupidity and absurdity, but he probably couldn't imagine what Xiao Liu, who was lying on the same bed, was thinking about while he was sleeping at night.
Huan Shun kept his eyes open in the middle of the night thinking, the yin and yang eye is Zhang Xizhu's special ability, and it is also a big energy consumer, but it's hard to say if it's not a switch.If the eye is blinded, the energy will not be consumed, the lifespan will be increased, and the time for him to complete the task will be delayed.The goal Huan Shun set for himself is to ensure that each world does not stay for more than one year.
Most importantly, boyfriends in this world will be considerate.The lacquer carving candle can only absorb yang energy, but the Zhang Xi candle will give him energy!
Huan Shun's calculations are quick, so if you do it more times, the energy will be consumed faster, and the time for the task to be completed will be more guaranteed, that's right.
But when he found the power switch, Zhang Xizhu died with a click, which was visible to the naked eye.Huan Shun still didn't give up this option, but the power switch is the key hidden part of every smartphone, not so conspicuous.If his ability hadn't been sealed, he would be able to figure out the other party's inside and out by doing it with Zhang Xizhu a few more times.
Alas, what a pity.
It's a pity for Huan Shun that Zhang Xizhu didn't receive it, and he lived happily ever after.
What's more, Xiaoliu became more enthusiastic at night, with a variety of tricks, and Zhang Xizhu, who was excited every night, was radiant the next day, which lasted for a whole week!
Everyone in Chongming Lake: Uncle Shi is probably not a beast!
Zhang Xizhu walked in front of them with his hands behind his back: he's so happy, so happy.
……
The boss's life is comfortable, but the original butler has bad luck.
Lian Hao was woken up by the police that day, and he was taken back to the police station and detained for two days. It was his little lover whom he blocked before that released him on bail.After leaving the police station, he received several bad news text messages on his mobile phone. He was fired by Zhang Xizhu.
Lian Hao was in a daze for a moment, not knowing whether he should sigh his fate first, or worry that the person who was about to eat his mouth ran away.
This is not finished.
Back at the law firm, Lian Hao found that his colleagues looked at him very strangely. It was only in the afternoon that he found out that he was caught in the police for obsessing, raping, and attempting to be a minor.Before he got off work at night, he received a text message from the lawyer's office to fire him.
Lian Hao wanted to go to Chongming Lake to explain, but the guard told him that Mr. Zhang already knew the cause and effect and would not let him in.
Lian Hao was running around outside for a few days, begged his elders and relatives several times, and said yes, but turned around and knew who he had offended, so he blocked him immediately or called him directly to scold him.
Although Lian Hao has been Zhang Xizhu's asset manager for several years, his trust in metaphysics is extremely low.Zhang Xizhu never took the initiative to show anything in front of Lian Hao. In fact, Lian Hao looked down on this way of pretending to make money, so he has always deliberately ignored the news about metaphysics.
Just like on the Internet, everyone reposted koi very quickly, but they didn't believe it or not.
Lian Hao just couldn't figure it out, he was doing everything under the nose of the boss, the boss didn't object during class, Xiao Liu also took the initiative to go out with him, it's obvious that they are "in love with each other", aren't they?Could it be that the boss has already taken Xiao Liu back and locked him up?
Lian Hao returned home in a daze, only to find that the house was empty and his valuables had already been removed.He still told the little lover the password.Holding the remaining savings, he wanted to go to the bar to find someone to vent his anger. In the end, Lian Hao finally discovered the most terrifying thing!
Halfway through the work, the man he called looked displeased and gave him a look of contempt. He didn't give Lian Hao a chance at all, so he took the opportunity to counterattack, and said that he had to satisfy the customer after he took the money.
Lian Hao: ...
What happened to Lian Hao, Zhang Xizhu passed it on to Huan Shun, and used it to warn him.
To let him know how powerful the Pure Heart Talisman is.
Huan Shun laughed out of breath, climbed onto Zhang Xizhu, and gave him a provocative look.
"Brother, you are so kind, there is nothing to repay, and I promise you with your body."
"That's right."
……
The daily calculations of the morning exercise group for the elderly...
One person said: "Huh?"
Another person said: "Huh?"
The third person was puzzled: "Huh?"
The girls ran and jumped over and asked, "Grandpa, uncle, uncle, what's the matter?"
One person said: "Your uncle didn't come to do morning exercises today, are you so busy?"
The other person said: "I'll do the math, the peach blossom calamity of that young man is over that day."
The third person was so excited that he stood up and shouted: "My side unexpectedly pinched out Zhang Xizhu's Red Luan Xing!"
"what!"
"Tell me, what's going on!"
"Hehehe...Grandpa, you are all behind. Didn't Master Shishu already have a boyfriend?" The girls covered their mouths and laughed when they heard the result of grandpa's calculation.
"Well, you all know, is it still a boy?"
"That's right, we saw it at the food street a few days ago." The girls said to each other, "It's the younger brother he brought over before, and I said, it's impossible for the uncle to have relatives, and it's probably a family member." Hehehe..."
Although the elderly group was a little surprised that Zhang Xizhu's partner was a boy, what was even more surprising was that Zhang Xizhu's fate had opened up to them.
Zhang Xizhu himself felt the change in the detectability of fate.But he picked up a school haunted incident, and put it aside in advance.
Wuxian No. [-] High School sent away a group of third-year students, and within two months after the sophomore was promoted to the third year, a resident student disappeared from the school.There was no trace of the student leaving the school in the surveillance, but he had indeed disappeared for a week.If things were like this, the teachers at the school would not come here.On the first day the student disappeared, the school dormitory began to be haunted.
The commotion lasted for seven days. There were rumors among the student community that the missing student was already dead, and the haunting was just for people to investigate.
The school director deliberately chose Sunday, a day when students were on holiday, and invited Zhang Xizhu to go.Huan Shun also followed, he wanted to be a qualified blue-faced troublemaker, sticking to Zhang Xizhu's side at any time.
Even though it is a holiday, there are still many students walking around in the high school.When Zhang Xizhu was at the school gate, let those teachers and directors go first. It would be better for him to go in alone.Firstly, the school teacher is the most eye-catching when accompanied by strangers, and secondly, Zhang Xizhu
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