The Spring of the Cow "Flowers"

"Why don't we have a good talk now?" Yun Fan liked this "condescending" posture, and put his hands on both sides of Niu Weijun's head and asked slowly.

"Say...what are you talking about..." Yunji's unexpected move really frightened Niu Weijun so much that he was so stiff that he even forgot to struggle to escape.

"You haven't answered the question I asked at the mall."

Niu Weijun froze for a moment and automatically began to think about what question Yunji asked him in the mall, what exactly was the question?

Do you think we look like dad, mom?

Yunji's evil smile when he said this overlapped with his expression at the moment.

"You! How can you talk nonsense like that?!" Niu Weijun turned over and grabbed Yunji's wrist, trying to escape from the shackles formed between his arms, but was pushed back by Yunji's slap on the shoulder, and turned back on his back. Not to mention lying down, he also grabbed his hands and raised them above his head, firmly sealing any movement he wanted to escape.

"What's nonsense? You didn't give birth to Yunfan?" Seeing that Niu Weijun's thin-skinned blushed half of his face so quickly, Yunji couldn't help thinking of teasing him.

"You..." The biggest secret in my life was revealed by Yunji so bluntly, and Niu Weijun felt ashamed and embarrassed in an instant, wishing to dig a hole in the ground and disappear in place.

"What? I gave birth to myself, and others can't tell me?" Yunji tried his best to hold back his laughter, and continued to tease.

Niu Weijun was stimulated by the words gathered one after another so that his breathing became heavy, the blood vessels under his neck bulged, and the beating heartbeat from his chest amplified infinitely in Niu Weijun's ears, making him feel a little dazed.

With his tongue, he couldn't say anything about Yunji, so Niu Weijun took up the small method he was best at dealing with this situation.

Okay, pursed his lips and protested silently.Yunji has long been familiar with Niu Weijun's routines. Before he didn't talk to him, he thought it was really bad for words, but after being in contact with him for so long, usually someone speaks much more smoothly than before, and there is no such thing as being speechless. possibility.

"Don't say it?" Yunji narrowed his eyes dangerously, "Don't say it, right?"

Niu Weijun lowered his eyes deliberately to avoid the gathering of high-voltage eyes, and made up his mind not to accept this.

Then it was dark again, and Niu Weijun's lips touched a cool softness.Although it's just a superficial touch, it will be broken at the touch of a touch, but this move is like a boulder entering the water, and the effect it brings is incomparably huge.

Yunji was satisfied to see the bull's eyes of the person below him widen, and his shadow was reflected in the moist eyes.I didn't realize it before, but Niu Weijun's eyes are actually wider than the eyes of ordinary people, which makes the eyes look round, funny and cute.

"You, let me go!" Niu Weijun struggled as if he had been scalded by boiling water. Yunji spent a lot of energy, using both hands, and almost lay on top of the person before he suppressed it again.There are some things, there is no such shop in this village, if you don't deliberately force them today, I'm afraid that you won't have the chance to talk about this topic with Mudunzi again for a long time in the future.

"Let go..." He was restrained everywhere when he was below, coupled with the strange soreness in his chest and the uncontrollable heartbeat, Niu Weijun couldn't break free and couldn't escape, he was so angry and anxious that his eyes were red.

"Don't make trouble, be good, and tell me, why don't you like that statement?" Yunji wanted to ask Niu Weijun directly if he liked him, and if he could get along with him, but then he felt that it was too straightforward, and the words were abducted several bends.

Don't make trouble? !Who is making trouble?Niu Weijun was left speechless by the tune of the gathered thieves yelling to catch the thieves.Seeing that he was still clinging to the things he was ashamed to talk about, and the clay figurine was also aroused to a little bit of soil, Niu Weijun was heartbroken.

"I don't want to be with you!" Niu Weijun frowned and shouted.

Yunji was taken aback by the roar.Wait, wait, what did this stupid cow just say?Why can't he understand?

"What did you say? You don't like me?" Yunji leaned closer and lowered his head, the two of them nose to nose, as if if you dare say it's me, I'll kiss you right away.

"...Yes." Niu Weijun's eyes widened, and his cheeks began to twitch nervously.

A basin of cold water was poured over his head and face, and Yunji couldn't recall it for a long time. He thought it was not easy for him to realize his feelings for Niu Weijun. Not only did this person not know how to cherish, he dared to reject him? !

"Why don't you like me?" How dare you, don't like me? !Yunji howled in his heart.

The tightening force on his wrist made Niu Weijun twist slightly uncomfortably, in exchange for Yunji's stronger restraint.

"What's the matter, why! You like women, why should I like you?" It's very simple, Yunji likes women, but he is a man.

"Besides," just as Yunji was about to speak, Niu Weijun continued, "How can a man be with a man?"

Yunji really wanted to grab Niu Weijun's neck and bite him on the nose.He has lived for more than 30 years, and never thought that his life would usher in such a fantasy day. He pressed the man who gave birth to him a son on the bed, and this man was still arguing with him about how a man should be with a man.

"Well, you answer me, how did Yunfan get here?" Yunji laughed back angrily, he must ask for an explanation on today's matter, but fortunately he is still entangled here, people and he have nothing to do from beginning to end Not on a channel.

"Well, that was an accident."

Accident, another accident.Yunji's face is as black as the bottom of a pot, why do Da Niu and Xiao Niu like to describe this matter like this?Can we have more respect for life, huh? !

"Okay, pretend I didn't ask this. Then explain to me, why can't men be with men? Can't they like each other?"

Niu Weijun didn't quite understand what Yunji meant, "I don't like you..."

Yunji was dizzy with anger, didn't he hear him say "mutually"?Also, is it necessary to repeat these heart-wrenching words so many times? !

"Then who do you like? Don't tell me you like women too."

"...Well." Although Niu Weijun has never had a girlfriend at such an age, and he has never even touched a girl's hand before giving birth to Yunfan, he has always felt that apart from his special physique for being able to bear children, he should also like girls. right.

"Okay, okay, okay." Yunji said three good things in a row. He desperately resisted the urge to slap someone awake, let go of his hands, stretched his shoulders, moved away from Niu Weijun and lay down, grabbing his arms The person is wrapped in his arms from chest to stomach.

"You, let go..." Niu Weijun is going crazy, can this person stay away from him.

"It's not what you said, I like women, and you also like women, so it should be normal for us two big men to sleep on the same bed. Remember, you don't like me, and I don't like you either. Don't overthink it. You're sleepy, go to sleep." Yunji was so angry that his lungs hurt, he decided to give up the idea of ​​continuing to reason with Niu Weijun for now, and it was obvious that he cared about his physical contact, well, since he was so angry If that's the case, he shouldn't even think about it.

Niu Weijun felt the warm chest behind him, and really didn't know what to think.Yunji must have taken the wrong medicine today, how can he sleep in such a posture, as soon as he closes his eyes, he can hear the sound of breathing in his ears.What's worse, what Yunji said at the end was not wrong at all, and he didn't even know where to start to refute.It's normal for two men to sleep together, but why does Yunji feel so different from those stinky coworkers back then...

Neither of them spoke. Yunji keenly felt Niu Weijun's steady and powerful heartbeat coming from under his forearm across his chest, but the frequency was a little faster.Yunji quietly curled the corners of his mouth as if he had discovered something extraordinary, hum, it seems that the body is much more honest than the mouth, you still have a bit of conscience... Yunji secretly felt that he had finally managed to win a game, and he was relaxed and angry. Really fell asleep for a while.Poor Niu Weijun in front of him counted the circles on the curtains back and forth three times, but he didn't feel sleepy.

So at night, after Yunfan took a shower, he wiped his head and opened the door of his room. He saw Niu Weijun sitting on the side of his bed with a pillow in his arms, and when he came in, he straightened up and his buttocks were bouncing on the bed. Upside down, neither standing nor sitting.After Niu Weijun washed the dishes and cleaned up the kitchen, he sat in the living room and watched TV.He said he was watching TV, but he didn't think about what happened on TV at all, he was waiting.

The hour and minute hands of the wall clock finally coincided at 9 o'clock. Yunji finally came out of the room, took a towel and pajamas, and planned to take a shower. Almost as soon as the bathroom door was closed, he jumped up from the sofa and groaned. He found a clean quilt from the master bedroom cabinet, stomped his own pillow on the quilt, tucked it under his arm and slipped away to Yunfan's room like a thief.There was no one in the room, and Yun Fan was called to Tian Chao's room to help with homework.Niu Weijun put the quilt on the bed, stood stupidly for a while, and realized that perhaps he should greet Yun Fan in a more casual posture, so he ran to the bed and sat down again.Through the door, he heard Yunji knock on Tian Chao's door after taking a shower, and then he heard footsteps passing by Yunfan's door. Hearing this, Niu Weijun subconsciously went to hide behind the door.Fortunately, Yunji didn't notice him in the house, and as soon as he turned back to the master bedroom, Niu Weijun found that his palms and backs were covered with sweat in just a few seconds.

"Xiao Niu, can I, can I sleep with you..." Niu Weijun looked at Yun Fan with hopeful eyes.

Yun Fan was stared at by such earnest eyes, and it was his favorite father who looked at him like that, and he almost blurted out an "OK".

Yes, almost.

"Daddy, I'm afraid it can't be done." Yun Fan rubbed his nose, showing embarrassment, "You know, I've been very nervous about my studies recently, and I'm going to take the monthly exam again soon, I promise the teacher that I will advance 50 points this time. Okay. So if you don’t sleep well at night..." Yunfan put his right hand in his pocket and touched the mobile phone that was used to play music when he was taking a bath. Ten minutes ago, he received a text message from Yunji, with two simple words.

No.

At first, Yunfan didn't quite understand if his father sent the wrong text message, but now it seems that he was right.Yun Fan bit the soft flesh on the inner side of his lower lip with his teeth, and tried his best not to laugh, these two adults, why is it so difficult to fall in love, hahaha!

"Xiao Niu, in the past, didn't you really think that I slept with you?" Hearing Maverick's refusal, Niu Weijun blinked helplessly, why was it different from what he thought?Maverick didn't pounce on him and rub his face and say "Okay, okay, I like Daddy the most", but said no...

Yunfan hated Niu Weijun's pitiful look the most, it just poked his heart.But there is still a string called "God's Assist" that is tense in my mind. I have no choice but to hope that the benefits will be returned in the future.

"It's really not good, Daddy. Why don't you ask Chaochao? He may not be as nervous in studying as I am, maybe you can sleep with him in the same room." It's no different from driving Daddy out, Yun Fan had an idea to catch the ball Pass to next base.

"Okay..." Niu Weijun pursed his lips, turned around and picked up the quilt, leaving Yunfan an angry back, opened the door and left.

After making sure that no one could hear the movement in Tian Chao's room, Yun Fan burst out laughing and threw himself on the bed, his mind kept replaying his own father's rare childish appearance, and he couldn't stop laughing as he clapped his hands on his thighs.

"Ding." The phone received a WeChat message.It was from his dad.

Thanks.Then there is a 50 yuan red envelope.

It turns out that although General Yun sits in the back room, he manages the inside and outside of the door, and always pays attention to our Niu Dabing's movements.

Really funny.

no thanks.Yun Fan accepted the red envelope and replied two words, wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, got up and went to read.

Needless to say, Niu Weijun ran into a wall again at Tian Chao's place, and when he was about to go to the living room in desperation, Yunji opened the door at the right time and stood in the aisle, blocking Niu Weijun's way.

Niu Weijun didn't know that he would run into Yunji head-on, so he just stayed where he was while hugging the quilt.

"The quilt is ready to dry? Tomorrow, take out my pillow to dry it too." Yunji calmly took the quilt and pillow from Niu Weijun, turned and went back to the room without saying a word.

Niu Weijun looked at the sofa in the distance and the half-opened door, his hands were empty and he wanted to cry.

Daniel's plan to move his nest has thus far failed.

Tian Niu Weijun was sitting and eating with the guys at the "Tian Chu" this day, and his apprentice Xiao Tao asked him, "Master, are you feeling unwell recently? I think your complexion has been really bad these two days."

Niu Weijun paused his hand holding the food, "Why, so?"

"It feels like you haven't been active recently, and you have heavy dark circles."

Everyone in "Tianchu" knows that the signature chef is a silent master who doesn't like to talk. He usually doesn't have any communication with the shop assistants. Only Tao Congrou can say a few words to him.Although he is a great chef, his sense of presence is not that strong, so only Tao Congrou noticed that Niu Weijun's complexion was not good.

"Ah, maybe I haven't had a good rest." Niu Weijun touched his swollen upper eyelid.

Recently, it's really, hey, let alone...

"Xiao Tao, let me ask you." Niu Weijun hesitated for a while, then lowered his voice, "If there is a person who touches you, you will feel very uncomfortable. What does that mean?"

When Tao Congrou heard this, she withdrew her tongue from licking the ice cream, and asked seriously, "Master, please tell me carefully, how difficult is it?"

No wonder Niu Weijun suddenly said that he would invite her to eat ice cream across the road during the break after dinner today. She agreed cheerfully and didn't think too much about it. It turned out that something really happened.

Niu Weijun frowned and thought for a moment, then stretched out his index finger and pointed at the position of the heart, "Here, it will beat fast."

Tao Congrou opened his mouth slightly, but got stuck.Is this master chef from an alien?Does anyone use "uncomfortable" to describe the feeling of being in love?

"Is there something wrong with my heart?" Niu Weijun asked worriedly.

"To answer this question, you first need to determine the circumstances under which you feel your heart beating faster, and then do you have the same feeling when you are in contact with other people?" Tao Congrou decided for the sake of the expensive ice cream in his hand. Be patient and be a "relationship counselor".

"That is, when I was at home, when he touched my hands, arms, and waist..." Niu Weijun answered seriously while demonstrating.

"Cough cough cough..." Mistress is so unrestrained...

"It's alright, keep talking."

"It's okay when we talk, but when we meet together, something is wrong. To other people, I don't have such a reaction..." Hearing what he said, Tao Congrou's face changed completely. Niu Weijun who noticed this was shocked. Suddenly, is there really something wrong?

"Master, I think..." Tao Congrou deliberately played tricks.

"Well, tell me, I'll accept it." Niu Weijun was already mentally prepared, and he needed to be treated if he got sick.

"First of all, Master, your heart should be fine... Secondly, you should be in love."

!

???

Tao Congrou seemed to see a big question mark in Niu Weijun's eyebrows.

"impossible."

Tsk tsk tsk, I still don't believe it after all this, it's not easy for my wife...

The author has something to say:

"Battle of Assists"

Mavericks: My existence is the biggest assist.

Tian Chao: My appearance is a test for my uncles...

Maverick: I sent my dad to my dad's bed.

Tian Chao: +1

Tao Congrou: Huh?My master is in love?Who is the mistress?So curious!Huh?Wait, there is no mistress?Master likes men? ?Who am I, where am I, what have I said? ? ? ?

System prompt: Player "Tao Congrou" won the title of "Assists MVP"!

Today is another magical day for the Yun family assists!

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So sad, after returning home, my daily life is basically zero, and I am so worried that I pull my hair straight out...

It’s a painful experience, I must have more code words today, but, first let me go to the domestic Avengers three swipes hiahiahia~~~

Thank you for your comments, favorites and support. I am not cold yet, and I feel very happy!