Don't be a stand-in

After waking up, Hang Shaoyun stared at Qi Lu's sleeping face, frowning slightly, and was not very happy in his dream. Hang Shaoyun pressed the center of his brows, and Qi Lu's brows relaxed.

Qi Lu's eyelashes trembled, and the eyeballs under his eyelids rolled slowly, indicating that he was about to wake up.

Hang Shaoyun was nervous for no reason, he didn't know whether Qi Lu, who was about to open his eyes, remembered him or not.If you remember his Qi Lu, you will disgust this bed, if you don't remember his Qi Lu, you will kick him out of this bed.

Hang Shaoyun smiled wryly, no matter which Qi Lu it was, he wouldn't give him good fruit to eat, so what's the matter.

"Hang Shaoyun." Qi Lu was not yet fully awake, his voice was sticky and sticky like a kitten's paw, "Why is it you again? The ghost lingers."

Hang Shaoyun once said the word "lingering ghosts" to Qi Lv.

That happened two years ago when Qi Lu was pursuing Hang Shaoyun. When Qi Lu heard about Hang Shaoyun's class schedule, he always came to block people on time, so that Hang Shaoyun had no private time at all. Whenever he had free time, he was forced to stay with Qi Lu Together.

Hang Shaoyun was so annoyed by being blocked, he yelled at Qi Lv: "Are you a ghost? You're haunted all day long!"

Qi Lu hugged Hang Shaoyun's arm with a smile, "Life is your person, death is your ghost."

Hang Shaoyun: "..."

At that time, Hang Shaoyun never imagined that one day Qi Lu would turn around and say that his ghost was still there, which was a backlash!

"How long are you going to stay in my bed?" Qi Lu was very dissatisfied, "You are living and eating at my house, shouldn't you show something?"

Hang Shaoyun laughed angrily, "What do you want me to say?"

Qi Lu pressed his growling stomach, "For example, you can cook me a meal now to repay me!"

Hang Shaoyun: "..."

After the two lived together, Qi Lu took care of all the cooking, and Hang Shaoyun would occasionally help wash the dishes, which caused Hang Shaoyun to never have the opportunity to practice his cooking skills.The last time he cooked was when the two had just established a relationship. After a night of madness, Hang Shaoyun wanted to reward Qi Lv, so he volunteered to cook two bowls of egg noodles for the two of them. As a result, the eggs became crusty and the batter became It was inedible at all, Qi Lu could only re-cook noodles for the two of them while beating his sore waist that was about to break.

"Are you sure you want me to cook?"

"Nonsense, I'm exhausted, do you want me to cook for you?"

"Then no matter how unpalatable the food I cook is, you have to eat it."

"Go ahead and do it, I can eat dark dishes too!"

Hang Shaoyun felt strange when he picked up the spatula. Qi Lv, who had a memory, would never let him cook, for fear that he would poison the stomachs of the two of them, but Qi Lv, who lost his memory, ordered him to cook, so The contrast is actually quite cute.

It would be even cuter if this amnesiac Qi Lu didn't rely on the kitchen door to urge him to cook quickly and make porridge on the phone with Luo Yan.

Hang Shaoyun made poached eggs for the two of them. Eight eggs were laid, and six were broken, only two were complete. The sugar was too much and it was greasy. Qi Lu's face wrinkled into buns after one bite.

"Did you do it on purpose?" Qi Lu angrily poked the two intact eggs to pieces.

"I'm at this level. You can still eat the dark dishes you said yourself. Don't break your word if you're a man."

"Wow, you are so revengeful!"

Hang Shaoyun smiled, put the best egg yolk in his bowl to Qi Lu, and said, "Eat, eat more."

Qi Lu bit the egg yolk in one bite, pretending that he was biting Hang Shaoyun.

The two of them had nothing to do today. Qi Lu wanted to ask Luo Yan to drink coffee, but Luo Yan told him very sorry that he was going to negotiate an important contract, so he could only stay at home and stare at Hang Shaoyun. .

"Aren't you going to find your little boyfriend?" Qi Lu complained angrily when the two grabbed the TV remote control, "You think you are weird? Although I look a lot like your little boyfriend, right? , but you can't rely on me, you can rely on your boyfriend, okay?"

The little boyfriend Qi Lu mentioned was Ming Hao.

"He's not my boyfriend." Hang Shaoyun looked at Qi Lu seriously, and said in a deep voice, "You are."

Qi Lu was stunned for a moment, and said, "Crazy."

"I'm not crazy about you."

"You stay at my house and eat my food and still scold me?" Qi Lu was angry, "I think you are too free, look at Luo Yan, who is still running on the contract on weekends, but you are in my house. watching TV."

Hang Shaoyun was annoyed when Qi Lu mentioned Luo Yan, "Why don't you say that Luo Yan is too inefficient to take up weekends to work? Naturally, my work has been dealt with when it is time to work."

Qi Lu was speechless, stuck out his tongue at Hang Shaoyun, grabbed his coat and was about to go out.

Hang Shaoyun asked, "Where are you going?"

Qi Lu said: "I don't want to stay with you, go out for a walk."

"I'll go as well."

"Do you not understand people's words? I've already said that I don't want to stay with you!"

"I want to stay with you."

"..."

Hang Shaoyun had a wonderful taste of the thrill of revenge. Qi Lu used the stalking tactics when chasing him before, which filled all his spare time. Whether he wanted to or not, Qi Lu would always appear in front of him By his side, now the feng shui turns, and the stalker has become him.But after the brief pleasure, more bitterness came to my heart. Where did Qi Lu, who made him the focus of life, go?

Qi Lu couldn't get rid of Hang Shaoyun, so he had to pretend that he was wearing a tail. He walked aimlessly in the community for a while, then changed his way to the supermarket.

Qi Lu was pushing the cart, and Hang Shaoyun was walking in front. Every time he passed a shelf, Hang Shaoyun would throw a bunch of things into it, food for play, useful and useless, without even looking at it. After a while, the cart piled up into a hill, and Qi Lu couldn't fit all the things he wanted to buy.So Qi Lu, who couldn't bear it any longer, cleared out the things that Hang Shaoyun threw into the cart one by one, leaving nothing for Hang Shaoyun.

When Hang Shaoyun turned to look at the cart: "..."

"Whatever you want to buy, you can push a cart yourself."

"I don't."

Hang Shaoyun casually grabbed something from the shelf next to it and threw it into the cart, Qi Lu picked it up, Hang Shaoyun threw it in again, Qi Lu picked it up again, the two of them were like childish little kids, you threw me at each other without giving in pick up.

After such a stalemate for 5 minutes, both of them couldn't hold back their energy, and laughed, thinking why they were so stupid. Of course, the other party was even more stupid.

Qi Lu compromised, "Okay, you can share the cart with me, but you are not allowed to throw useless things in."

"Everything I asked for was useful."

"Then you push the cart!"

"Okay."

When Hang Shaoyun took over the cart, he touched Qi Lu's hand. Qi Lu just wanted to move his hand away, but Hang Shaoyun grabbed it.

Hang Shaoyun's hands are so big that they can completely wrap Qi Lu's hands.He forcefully inserted his five fingers into Qi Lu's, and interlocked them. Qi Lu shook Hang Shaoyun's hand several times but failed to shake off Hang Shaoyun's hand, so he had no choice but to accept this nasty posture.

"You take advantage of me in public, are you ashamed?"

"I'll learn from you."

"What did you learn from me?"

"Like you to take advantage of others in public."

"???"

Perhaps because of his lack of security, Qi Lu always wanted to declare his sovereignty over Hang Shaoyun to the world all the time. He would suddenly kiss Hang Shaoyun on the street, and then laugh foolishly after the kiss, and even caused passers-by a few times Hang Shaoyun told him not to laugh, he was so stupid.

"I kissed you, why can't you laugh?"

"How many times have I slept on the bed? A kiss is a fart." Hang Shaoyun really couldn't understand Qi Lu's mentality.

"There are too many people who can sleep with you, but I am the only one who can kiss you on the street!"

"..."

Hang Shaoyun sometimes had nothing to do with Qi Lv, so he let Qi Lv take advantage of him at every turn.

Now things are right and people are right, but their attitudes have changed.

Hang Shaoyun became the one who took advantage, and Qi Lu became the one who was taken advantage of.

Qi Lu didn't have Hang Shaoyun in his memory, but for some reason, whenever Hang Shaoyun approached him, his chest would feel stuffy, and he instinctively resisted, but on the other hand, he was extremely eager for Hang Shaoyun's approach. He was like a hedgehog when facing Hang Shaoyun, wishing to arm himself to keep Hang Shaoyun away.

There are a lot of people at the cash register, and the two are at the end of the line, bored.

Half of Qi Lu's body was lying on the cart, limp as if he had no bones, "There are so many people."

"There must be a lot of people on weekends."

"We've bought so many dishes, we'll cook the hot pot at night."

"Row."

This scene seemed familiar, some pictures flashed in Qi Lu's mind, both familiar and strange.

In the picture, he and Hang Shaoyun are pushing the cart in line, Hang Shaoyun lowers his head to brush his phone, and he leans on Hang Shaoyun's shoulder.

Qi Lu felt a little pain in his head and couldn't stand up anymore, so he squatted beside Hang Shaoyun's legs.

Seeing that Qi Lu's face was pale, Hang Shaoyun hurriedly asked, "Xiao Lu, what's wrong with you?"

"I have a headache."

Hang Shaoyun became nervous when he heard that Qi Lu had a headache, "Stop shopping, let's go to the hospital."

"Don't stop, I'm fine." Qi Lu rubbed his temples and shook his head, "I don't feel pain anymore."

The headache came and went quickly, within a few seconds, Qi Lu suspected that the headache was a pain in his imagination.

"Did you remember anything?" Hang Shaoyun asked.

"What? I have a headache, what do you want me to think about? Excessive use of the brain is not good for the brain!"

"..."

After finally queuing up to two people, Hang Shaoyun took two boxes of safe-safe-sets from the shelf when paying, the cashier girl glanced at him, then at Qi Lu's face, her little face turned red like a tomato, Hang Shaoyun He didn't change his face.

Qi Lu silently stepped back a few steps, pretending not to know Hang Shaoyun.

After paying the money, Qi Lu said disgustedly: "Don't try to bring someone to my house, I am very tolerant of you eating and drinking at my house, if you dare to bring someone to my house, I will take you and the people you brought Call them all out."

"I never brought anyone home." Hang Shaoyun stared into Qi Lu's eyes and said seriously, "Xiao Lu, the last time you heard Minghao was in our bedroom...in fact, nothing happened."

"What are you talking about?" Qi Lu asked blankly.

He couldn't remember Hang Shaoyun's Qi Lv, so he couldn't understand what Hang Shaoyun was talking about.

Hang Shaoyun said discouragedly: "It's nothing, I mean, I want to use these two boxes of safety-safe-condoms on you."

Qi Lu: "???"