A bowl of wontons, four spoonfuls of spicy

Zhou Cheng turned on the computer and logged into the QQ that he hadn't used for tens of thousands of years. As soon as he logged in, he immediately received the "cough cough" system tone.

Click on the message bar: [Netizen "Slime Surfing the Internet β" requests to add you as a friend. 】

"No matter how you look at it from any angle, the meaning of this name is very unclear..." Zhou Cheng complained.By the way, Zhoucheng is called "the clouds are light and the wind is light".

Click Agree.

Immediately, another dialog box popped out from the bottom right of the computer status bar: Web Surfing Slime β sent a furious system default emoticon.

Zhou Cheng hesitated for a moment before typing a few words on the keyboard: Song Zhiyu?After waiting for a few seconds, seeing that the other party didn't respond, he quickly added a smiling expression.

Web Surfing Slime β: "It's me."

There was another "cough cough", and another system message popped up. [My friend "Slime Surfing Online β" invites you to join the "Senior People Plus Senior Group" group. 】

Go ahead and agree.

"Hi everyone, I'm Yundanfengqing, an Aquarius man from N City, XX Province~"

"Oops, I forgot to delete my self-introduction! It's a shame." Zhou Cheng joined the "Senior People Plus Senior Group" group in such a daze. After a quick glance, this is a group with only three people including himself, but the maximum number of people But it is a super large group of QQ members with [-] people.

How much cognitive error does the group owner have about the group he created?

"Who is this? So stupid*. The name is so stupid, it almost catches up with my dad." The group leader spoke suddenly.

"Stupid*? Are you talking about me? Your name is not easy to hear, is it?" Zhou Cheng angrily opened the QQ profile of the group leader "Son of the Chosen", and was shocked by his brilliant resume: "Son of the Chosen" "When I was a QQ annual fee member, I also had red diamonds, yellow diamonds, green diamonds, blue diamonds, purple diamonds and... huh?Pink Diamond?

Web surfing slime β was late and said, "I just had something to do. This is the new member I pulled."

The Chosen One sent a handshake emoji, followed by another: "Are you ready for the test?"

Zhou Cheng replied with a question mark.

Web Surfing Slime β: "Shut up, I'll ask this time."

Every time a new member wants to join their club, the pretentious president asks various questions to embarrass those who join the group.The topics covered are wide and deep, involving literature, science, law, engineering, medicine, philosophy and art... Whenever the answerer can't answer the question, he will not only ruthlessly kick him out of the group, but also ask him Before the kick, he taunted and taunted others, which made others very uncomfortable.Now, their club is already notorious among the mathematics lovers in No. [-] Middle School.However, this president is still out of sight all day long, and Song Zhiyu has to do regular club homework reports and monthly meetings.

Song Zhiyu is not a hard-working person, and a transfer student who doesn't know the truth happens to be by his side, so he can't seize the opportunity to throw the blame away?This time, no matter what, he couldn't let this silly president do anything wrong.

Internet surfing slime β seemed not to give the Chosen One any chance to react. Lightspeed sent a message. Zhou Cheng took a closer look: "1+1=?" Zhou Cheng wiped the screen and rubbed his eyes , Confirmed again and again that this is indeed the problem.

Chosen Son: "Damn, you let the water go! [Contempt] [Contempt] [Contempt] Our president disagrees!"

It was another long wait, and Zhou Cheng was also hesitating whether to answer this extremely insulting question.

Web surfing slime β finally went online again, this time he went too far, and just typed two words: "Yes." Then he went offline again.

"Are you a tortoise? It takes so long to reply? [Knock] [Knock] [Knock]" The Chosen One replied in seconds.

"Where are you?"

"What about people?"

"Beep beep beep!" [The Chosen Son launched a group video and is inviting group members to join. 】

At this moment, Zhou Cheng hadn't figured out what the so-called high-level people plus high-level groups were for, so he decided to wait and see and dive silently.Because the conversation between Song Zhiyu and the wealthy group leader was too long, he couldn't help but sit on the table and take a nap, and was suddenly startled by the sound of "beep beep beep".The Son of the Chosen suddenly launched a group video.

Zhou Cheng hesitated for a moment, decided to turn off the camera first, and then clicked "Join".After joining, I saw two black screens looking at each other speechlessly, and Song Zhiyu was still disconnected.The first attempt of the two old traitors ended in failure.

[The Chosen One ended the group video. 】

Chosen Son: "@云阳风青You are dishonest! [beating]"

"Aren't you the same?" Zhou Cheng complained silently in his heart. He was just about to reply when he received a private stamp from the Chosen Son.

"Leave the group quickly!" This is a message with a voice.

The Chosen Son's repeated persuasion aroused Zhou Cheng's competitive spirit. Although Zhou Cheng seemed to have an easy-going personality on the surface, he was not without a trace of temper.And after he saw the Chosen Son, he had a mysterious intuition - the hostility of the Chosen Son to him had something to do with Song Zhiyu.

The cloud is light and the answer is light: "2."

Yun Danfeng continued to tap: "Did I get the answer right? Please teach me more in the future [cute][cute][cute]" Zhou Cheng adjusted an emoticon he thought was the most disgusting from the default emoticons, and decided to use it to embarrass himself this day Chosen Son.

Sure enough, the Chosen One was silent, but his status kept showing: inputting... as if holding back a big move.

"Hahaha, you are a fool, with a simple mind and well-developed limbs. Do you think that what Zhiyu asked you is just how much is one plus one? He asked (1+1), Goldbach guesses you have heard of it You must have never heard of it. Chen Jingrun only proved (1+2). So far, no one in the world can verify this conjecture. So, what Zhiyu means is that you want to join our senior people plus senior group Qunyong! Far! No! Yes! Yes! [达意][达感][达意]"

"Wait, are you male or female?" The Chosen One asked again.

Zhou Cheng looked at the son of Tianxuan who said "Zhiyu" on the left and said "Zhiyu" on the right, and his words seemed to be closely related, and he was very unhappy.And this person has never met himself, how does he know that he has a simple mind and well-developed limbs?Zhou Cheng typed two words in the message column like a ghost, and then pressed the "Enter" key at the speed of light.

At that time, QQ hadn't launched the "withdraw" function, so the words Zhou Cheng typed out were just splashed water, which couldn't be taken back.The two words that Zhou Cheng typed were:

"female."

Zhou Cheng said that he is a woman.

In order to eliminate the potential threats around Song Zhiyu, he would try any means.

The Chosen One said: "So what about women? Do you think you don't need to leave the group because you are a woman? Hahahahaha!"

Zhou Cheng thought about it, and he replied: "It's Zhi Yufei who wants to pull me in, and I don't want to. [Tangled] [Shy]" At the same time, Zhou Cheng took a screenshot of a large message that the Chosen Son just sent Went to the group, and attached the text: Zhiyu, is this the case?By the way, Zhou Cheng was secretly happy that he also secretly called "Zhi Yu".

"You are insidious!" The Chosen One said angrily.

This time, Song Zhiyu unexpectedly appeared in the group within a few minutes.

Web surfing slime β: "He thinks too much." Song Zhiyu obviously didn't notice Zhou Cheng's change of address for him, Zhou Cheng secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

"Ah, I'm dead." Song Zhiyu sighed regretfully in front of the computer. He was playing a game of Immortal Sword at the same time. This was the fifth time he had knocked down here, but as expected, he died again.

Web Surfing Slime β: "Tired, I'm asleep. 88" The avatar of Web Surfing Slime β went dark at the speed of light within a few seconds.

Yun Danfengqing immediately replied: "Good night, pay attention to rest~"

The Chosen One also showed up and said, "See you tomorrow!" Of course, he meant seeing you online.

[Netizen "Son of Heaven" requests to add you as a friend. 】Zhou Cheng agreed, and he wanted to see what the Chosen One had to say.

【We are already friends, let's chat together~】

Chosen Son: "You can't really be a woman, can you?"

Zhou Cheng returned a cute expression.

Chosen Son: "Wait... Are you Zhi Yu's girlfriend?"

Zhou Cheng corrected silently in his mind: In fact, he is her boyfriend (future).But Zhou Cheng didn't mind continuing this wonderful misunderstanding, this time he still only replied with a cute bubble emoji.

Chosen Son: "I don't believe it, he can have a girlfriend with your low IQ?"

From the moment he joined the group, this Chosen One has crazily belittled his IQ, which is unbearable!

The cloud is light and the wind is light: "I don't agree with Bibi!"

Chosen Son: "Compare!"

[Friend Chosen Son invites you to enter the QQ game lobby]

Tonight is destined to be a sleepless night. Yun Danfengqing and the Son of Heaven are fighting in the QQ game hall, fighting each other.From Chess, Chess, Go, Backgammon to Landlords, Eighty Ten, Spider Solitaire to Lianliankan, let’s find the difference. At the end of the competition, they even compared the QQ show dress score and QQ pet level. Both of them won or lost. .However, both of them expressed dissatisfaction with the result. They did not show their full strength in this competition, and they made an appointment to fight again next time!

It was already three o'clock in the morning, Zhou Cheng felt the charm of staying up late for the first time.

Son of the Chosen: "Don't tell others what happened today! [Fist] [Fist] [Fist]" His implication was, don't tell Song Zhiyu.

Zhou Cheng also had this intention and readily agreed.

Calm and breezy: "[OK] Goodbye."

Chosen One: "Get lost."

The author has something to say:

Song Zhiyu sneezed in his sleep, he was still ignorant of the Shura field that might be formed in the future.

"Don't beat me!"