That fairy loves picking up trash

So, Gu Wanchi had no choice but to say: "Let's put it this way, in fact, I was not a casual cultivator when I was young. When my master accepted me as an apprentice, I was only a teenager in my teens. The fairy sect is very different from the human world. The rules and regulations are very different. There are many, many tedious things. I really had no freedom at that time. My master always wanted to sharpen me into a sharp sword to kill demons and demons. He was very strict with me and never allowed me to have any lust. .As long as I show some mercy to the demons and goblins, I will be punished in various ways when I come back."

Thinking of the past, Gu Wanchi couldn't hold back his emotions, and continued with the strength of alcohol: "You know, how complicated and boring are the spells of fairy calligraphy and Taoism, and there is almost no time to rest when practicing swordsmanship. As long as I show up a little My mistake, the master made me stand on my head and climb from the foot of the mountain to the top of the mountain. Repeatedly, every day.”

Jiang Lian said: "No wonder you are tired of Xianmen, and have been tortured since childhood."

Gu Wanchi shook his head, "Not really, maybe it's because of my personality. No matter how much the master and the old man force me, I always look so lazy. The thing I want to do the most is never to slay monsters." Demons, who are famous and established, are not aspiring to the top of the immortal sect and competing in the world."

"Then what do you want to do?" Jiang Lian asked.

After a long time, Gu Wanchi didn't answer. He looked at the night scene outside and realized that it was very different from Yunzhong.The vast mountains are connected with each other, and the green trees are condensed into the heaviest stroke under the night, and it seems that even the wind is free.

"...Zuiwo Fenglin." Gu Wanchi said with a smile: "I am a worthless person, I don't have any lofty ambitions, if I insist, I am probably Zuiwo Fenglin, don't ask the world of mortals."

"Then you can see it openly. I am different from you. When Ruan Ruan gives birth to the child, I will take her to travel around the world. Isn't the fairy gate divided into two ethnic groups? I shouldn't, I just want to step on it Every corner of the fairy gate. If anyone dares to come out and talk, I will beat him out of his wits. Only the demon world is the only one in heaven and earth." Jiang Lian looked lazy, but his tone was very arrogant.

In this way, only Yu Yin was left in the end. To be honest, Gu Wanchi really didn't know what to ask him.

On the contrary, it was Jiang Lian who asked whatever she wanted without caring about it.

"Brother Yi, your body is a thousand-year-old dragon. I'm really curious about what your body looks like. Take it off and show us?"

Jiang Lian said such a sentence so abruptly that even Gu Wanchi couldn't help but look at Yu Yin's chest.I've grown so big, I haven't seen a live dragon yet, but I caught one today.

"What, want to see?"

Yu Yin took a sip of his wine, and seemed to feel that there was nothing to worry about, so he pulled down his collar casually, revealing a large snow-white and strong chest on his chest...

Gu Wanchi looked at his nose, nose and heart, and asked him, "What kind of clothes are you taking off properly?"

Yu Yin glanced at him, "I thought you wanted to see it too."

Gu Wanchi: "..."

Yu Yin said: "What about you? What do you want to ask?"

Gu Wanchi thought for a while and asked, "I want to know why the demon world frequently invades the border of the fairy gate. Is it possible that they really want to cause a war between the two worlds? What benefits can the demon world benefit from the loss of life?"

Jiang Lian said: "Whether there is a war or not, what does it have to do with you? If you ask that, could it be that you are an undercover agent sent by Xianmen?"

He didn't wait for Gu Wanchi's answer, and shook his folding fan again, "It's okay to be an undercover agent, the monster race has nothing to fear, people come to kill people, Buddhas come to kill Buddhas, you can't do any tricks."

But Yu Yin said: "If I say whether to start a war or not, I've never had it up to me, and you don't believe me even if you think about it." Just go against the sky?

Sure enough, it's crazy.

Gu Wanchi shook her head with a smile, and took two more sips of mulled wine.Jiang Lian was the most alcoholic among the three of them, but she drank the most, was so drunk that she rolled her tongue when she spoke.Leaning on one side and looking out the window, he vomited for a while, then turned around lazily, and continued to drink.

"You should drink less, and remember to bring Ruan Ruan back as soon as possible later, she is pregnant, it is very hard." Gu Wanchi carried the wine jar under the low table and hid it, her body was also limp, almost sticking to it. On Yu Yin.

Fortunately, Yu Yin is a generous and understanding monster.Not only did he let Gu Wanchi lean on his body without any image, he even wiped his face with his sleeve.

Jiang Lian squinted for a while, hooked Gu Wanchi's leg with the tip of her toes, and lazily said: "What do you know, and you have never liked anyone, so naturally you don't understand the hardships involved. I love Ruan Ruan, but I love freedom even more. I can't live without Ruan Ruan, but with Ruan Ruan, the girls in the entire demon world can't live anymore."

"After all, you're still making excuses for your flirtatiousness." Gu Wanchi sneered, squeezed the colic forehead with one hand, and pressed her head on Yu Yin's shoulder.

Yu Yin's body smelled really good, the faint fragrance lingered on the tip of his nose, teasing him back and forth.Gu Wanchi moved his face closer to Yu Yin's clean chin like a ghost.He rubbed it vigorously, and muttered: "It's strange, what kind of fragrance do you smell on your body? It smells so good."

Yu Yin slightly turned his head to look at him, pursed his thin lips slightly, but didn't answer.

Jiang Lian sneered, shook her fan and said indifferently: "It seems that I am here at an inappropriate time, disturbing the two of you doing serious business. Forget it, you just pretend that I don't exist."

Having said that, Jiang Lian supported the wall to get up, staggered forward and opened the curtain of the car. When the evening wind blew, instead of sobering up, she became even more drunk.

Gu Wanchi hesitated slightly, considering whether to stop Jiang Lian from jumping out of the car, when he suddenly saw him with his hands on his lips, facing the endless sea of ​​stars, shouting:

"Ruan Ruan, I love you!"

"Ruan Ruan, I love you!"

"So soft..."

……

Yu Yin: "..."

Gu Wanchi: "..."

On the contrary, the four black foxes pulling the cart were so frightened that they all turned their faces and looked at Jiang Lian with horror on their faces. .

This place is high in the sky, and the stars can be picked up with one's hand. If Jiang Lian really falls from here, she will be a widow if she becomes soft.

The two quickly grabbed one of his arms and dragged him back into the car.Unexpectedly, Jiang Lian didn't stand firm, and fell to the ground directly on the ground.Gu Wanchi was shocked, and hurried forward to investigate, but unexpectedly...he fell asleep.

It's so embarrassing.

Gu Wanchi silently made a note for him in his heart, and when he has time to write a biography, so that he can record Jiang Lian's scandals one by one, the trip will not be wasted.

The night was getting dark, and drunkenness hit him all over the head, Gu Wanchi lay down with Yu Yin in his arms, and kicked Jiang Lian to the side, without a dream all night.