I heard I'm a scum
Chapter 32 Do You Like It?
Whatever's wrong, it's time to eat.
The three guards ran to the side very skillfully, with a fire in their aura, they ate their own food, and did not bother their eldest son and... the young master Ximen who didn't know what to call him in the future.
Han Xuanyi felt that he was worthy of being a man whose culinary skills were illuminated, so he roasted the whole chicken on the fire and sprinkled it with seasonings.
Two chickens, one honey sauce, one spicy.
After a while, the aroma of grilled chicken spread to the surroundings.
Han Xuanyi smiled and looked at the white-clothed swordsman beside him: "Have a taste?"
Ximen Chuuxue frowned slightly.
Although it smells good, but...he doesn't like such a strong taste.
He hesitated for a moment before sitting on the cushion beside Han Xuanyi.
How could Han Shizi, who was dressed in white, sit on the floor without any cushions?White clothes are dirty and hard to clean, okay?Even if it's just dusty, you have to wash it every day, otherwise the white clothes will turn into gray clothes. Does he still have the tough look of the son of Prince Qin?Already shattered to pieces!
Therefore, every time he is in the wild, he must first lay a layer of snow-white fur mat on the ground, which must be large enough to ensure that the hem of his clothes will not accidentally rub against the dirt.
So now even if a Ximen Chuuxue is added, two people sitting together will not look crowded.
Han Xuanyi naturally tore off a chicken wing and handed it to Ximen Chuuxue: "How does it taste?"
He gave up one of his favorite spicy grilled chicken wings, it must be delicious.
↑Han Shizi thinks so↑
Ximen Chuuxue took the chicken wings and bit into the chili powder.
For people who have a bland taste all year round, suddenly a mouthful of spicy food is absolutely unbearable.
So Han Shizi was lucky enough to see Ximen Chuuxue coughing.
Fortunately, it is not as described in many novels, the "cold-faced swordsman coughed by the pepper, a faint blush appeared on his ice-like face, and his cold eyes became lonely because of the red eye sockets." "with amorous feelings" and the like, otherwise...
Han Xuanyi brought Ximen Chuuxue in for a while, but he almost made himself shiver.He quickly blocked the picture-rich brain holes in his mind, and then... resigned to his fate, he went to hook the extra beggar's chicken balls he made out of the fire.
——That’s right, it’s the beggar chicken!
It is this beggar chicken that almost all the protagonists who have cooked in the wild have cooked!
It is this beggar chicken that most of the protagonists who know how to cook use to tease girls or even men!
Han Xuanyi pointed to the lump of mud: "Since you can't eat spicy food, let's eat this."
Ximen Chuuxue looked at him expressionlessly.
Han Xuanyi took a branch, touched it lightly, and the lump of mud split apart, revealing the tender white chicken inside.
Immediately, a strong fragrance rushed to the face and spread to the surroundings...
Han Xuanyi tore off a piece of chicken, blew it cool, and stuffed it directly into Ximen Chuuxue's mouth.
--So fast!
Ximen Chuuxue's eyes were fixed, and he subconsciously tightened his muscles, the sword was about to be unsheathed!
However, the reason why this expert at the master level suddenly made a move was just to feed him a piece of chicken?
Ximen Chuuxue: "..." silently ate the chicken that had been blown until it was not too hot.
The taste...is it really good?
Han Xuanyi's gaze shifted, a joking expression appeared on his face again, and he asked in a low and gentle voice, "Do you like it?"
This question is a pun.
Ximen Fuxue gave a very pertinent answer: "Not bad."
Obviously the evaluation is the taste of beggar chicken.
But Han Xuanyi deliberately misinterpreted it, and he nodded in satisfaction: "If you like it..."
"I'll keep feeding you," he said.
Ximen Chuixue: "..."
He stared at Han Xuanyi expressionlessly, until he felt bored and gave up the idea of feeding him, it was not over.
With some regret, Han Xuanyi added chili powder to his roast chicken again.
It really is super spicy.
Ximen Chuuxue silently turned his face away, not looking at the super spicy roast chicken.
Han Xuanyi's only taste is similar to Long Aotian's.
He thought so.
Although the three guards had already prepared the outdoor camping equipment before leaving, Han Xuanyi did not ask the guards to prepare an extra set because of some evil considerations.
So the current situation is that the three guards have their own camping equipment, and they sleep on their own very loosely.
Han Xuanyi slept in a carriage. Except that there was no separate bathroom and modern appliances, his carriage was no less luxurious than a modern RV, and even more luxurious and comfortable.
So Ximen Chuuxue...if he doesn't choose to sleep with Han Xuanyi (literally), he has to sleep with the branches by himself.Of course, learning how Xiaolongnv sleeps on rope is also an excellent solution. It is fast, environmentally friendly and hygienic. There is only one small problem-people who sleep on rope for the first time are likely to get bruised and bruised.
After all, he had watched Xiao Chuuxue grow up(...), Han Xuanyi thought that he could not let Ximen Chuuxue fall with a black nose and a swollen face, so he kindly invited him again: "Young Master Ximen, don't you come to sleep? "
Ximen Chuixue: "..."
Hearing this is not a serious person!
Han Xuanyi admitted that he did it on purpose.
Ever since he let go of his reasonable avoidance of Ximen Chuuxue a few hours ago, Han Shizi has completely wavered, and it seems that he will feel uncomfortable if he doesn't flirt for a while.
——Rather than unconsciously teasing out first if you don’t want to tease, it’s better to be self-directed and selective teasing, so that at least you can avoid saying things that you are caught off guard and don’t know how to respond.
↑Han Xuanyi's logic is like this↑
"I can meditate all night." Ximen Chuuxue said.
Sitting in meditation all night... Han Xuanyi silently looked at his little Chuuxue, secretly thinking that if this was the world of cultivating immortals, his little Chuuxue would definitely be the most diligent cultivator.
"As for the bed, I have already made it. If you want to sleep, you can lie down beside me."
Han Xuanyi yawned, turned around and lay on his side next to Ximen Chuuxue, the soft bedding under his body made him instantly relax all his muscles.
If Xiao Fuxue likes to meditate, she can meditate, anyway, she is by his side.
It's time for him to sleep.
You know, if the lack of sleep turns into dark circles, it will greatly damage his image as the handsome and noble son of Prince Qin.
Han Xuanyi fell asleep very fast. Although the body he inherited was pampered and loved the bed, but Long Aotian had a strong soul, so he forcibly transformed him so that he could sleep in seconds no matter where he went. After several years of adaptation, Until Han Xuanyi's soul came through.
In fact, if you think about it carefully, Long Aotian is also at a loss.
Fighting hard under the aura of the protagonist, whether it was the dead end just passed through or the dangers that followed, he reversed them one by one, and went further and further on the road of dominating the martial arts world and even the world. I believe that if he After several years of development like this, there will definitely be a storm, and in the end, fishing in troubled waters will become the biggest winner.
At that time, it is estimated that the world will be fast-forwarded to the industrial revolution|revolution.Then all kinds of light industry and heavy industry, all kinds of crimes, and all kinds of industrial pollution all appeared.
But somehow, the development rules of this world do not allow it to enter this stage so soon.
Therefore, the protagonist, whose halo was in full swing, capsized directly in the gutter, so that he died first with only a little wave, and the fruits of his labor were directly occupied by the later Han Xuanyi.
But the development rules of this world just don't need gunpowder and heavy industry, but it needs other advanced things in Long Aotian's mind.
So Han Xuanyi has the memory of Long Aotian.
Han Xuanyi, who picked up a big leak, crowned himself king, known as the king of leaks.
Ximen Fuxue, who had closed his eyes and meditated, opened his eyes.
He looked at Han Xuanyi whose eyes were sleeping soundly.
He has no ill feeling toward Han Xuanyi.
Even though Han Xuanyi's behavior and personality were the one he disliked the most, he didn't have any negative emotions, let alone murderous intentions towards Han Xuanyi.
Except for the first meeting.
——The first meeting in the eyes of Ximen Chuuxue.
At that time, he was really full of fighting spirit towards Han Xuanyi, but it was only fighting spirit.
It's a pity that Han Xuanyi doesn't use a sword, nor does he use any weapons, and he doesn't even try or fight with Ximen Chuuxue at all, even if he makes a move, it's just to suppress Ximen Chuuxue's fighting spirit.
The difference between Han Xuanyi and Long Aotian in terms of martial arts is that no matter how big the halo on Long Aotian's head is, there will be bottlenecks. He needs to break through, and he needs to use actual combat like many martial arts masters in this world. Strengthen his own strength; Han Xuanyi basically increases his cultivation level by himself when he eats, drinks, and sleeps. The actual combat experience is like engraved in his body, existing like an instinct, and he doesn't have to worry about it at all.
In other words, Long Aotian is the protagonist favored by the halo, and Han Xuanyi is the son of the heavenly way in this world.
Therefore, Han Shizi pays attention to both sides of the Jianghu court and develops his own small forces. He lives a leisurely life and will not be as tired as a dead dog like other Jianghu people.
Ximen Chuuxue no longer compares Han Xuanyi with the person who taught him, they are two completely different people.Although Han Xuanyi sometimes gave him a feeling of deja vu, but in this world, there are not many similar people.What's more, although Han Xuanyi didn't admit it, he couldn't hide the fact that he knew Long Aotian.
In fact, he didn't have to find that person back then, otherwise he wouldn't have been looking for him for seven years.
Last time when Lu Xiaofeng mentioned Han Xuanyi, Ximen Chuuxue found out by the strange behavior of the Prince Qin's son, was the other party avoiding him?
After that, Ximen Chuuxue collected a lot of information about Han Xuanyi, and had his own guesses, but in the end he didn't know why he agreed to Lu Xiaofeng's invitation, maybe because he wanted to find that person?
As for why you need someone...
Maybe it was the three-year relationship between half-teacher and half-friend when he was young, maybe it was the words that person gave him before leaving, or maybe it was the sword that person gave him... But no matter what, that person back then was indeed his first love. A friend, several years earlier than the later Lu Xiaofeng.
However, the moment he saw Han Xuanyi, everything seemed to be clear.
He just needs a reason.
That sense of familiarity made him make a choice ahead of time in a state of sobriety but not understanding.
Han Xuanyi fell asleep until the next morning.
In this era, entertainment items at night are too scarce, and nights without mobile phone and computer networks are good times to sleep.
Therefore, the Qin Lou Chu Pavilion is full of happy-seeking guests, and the carnival starts at night.Scholars who consider themselves romantic and gifted are also frequent visitors there. Someone once wrote obscene|cile|yan|erotic|songs for famous prostitutes, gained a reputation for being romantic, and went directly to the residence of the King of Qin, intending to travel to the Qinhuai River with the son of the King of Qin. .
Han Xuanyi: "..." What misunderstanding did these people have about him?
Listening to music and watching dances is fine, but people like him definitely didn't just invite him to watch a performance, so...has his all-time purely ornamental romantic personality been misinterpreted?
Han Shizi thought for a while, but didn't try to defend himself. Anyway, he didn't care about the opinions of this small group of people.
All in all, under most circumstances, Han Xuanyi still likes to go to bed early, and he will not be idle in the middle of the night to run around blowing cold wind; even in summer, he prefers to bring some ice cubes back to the room to act as an air conditioner ,have a good rest.
It's like stepping into old age retirement life ahead of schedule.
Even this time, it was a kind of slow travel in an old sunset red luxury carriage, but with the addition of Ximen Chuuxue as a companion.
Breakfast was the dry food and snacks bought by the guards from the town the day before. After a brief meal, they set out on the road again.
Ximen Chuuxue's mental state is very good, and he doesn't see the slightest sequelae of meditating all night.
Han Xuanyi watched him closely for a long time, but he didn't notice any dark circles or tired look on his face. He couldn't help wondering, could meditation really replace sleep?Or in other words, his little Fuxue has already touched the threshold of cultivating immortals before he entered the Grand Master Realm?
——Isn’t it cultivating immortals?A fairy who has cultivated all night!
Han Xuanyi's imagination has expanded to the point where Ximen Chuuxue is singing expressionlessly: "I want to cultivate immortality, and my magic power is boundless~~~" ← with wavy lines.
The three guards ran to the side very skillfully, with a fire in their aura, they ate their own food, and did not bother their eldest son and... the young master Ximen who didn't know what to call him in the future.
Han Xuanyi felt that he was worthy of being a man whose culinary skills were illuminated, so he roasted the whole chicken on the fire and sprinkled it with seasonings.
Two chickens, one honey sauce, one spicy.
After a while, the aroma of grilled chicken spread to the surroundings.
Han Xuanyi smiled and looked at the white-clothed swordsman beside him: "Have a taste?"
Ximen Chuuxue frowned slightly.
Although it smells good, but...he doesn't like such a strong taste.
He hesitated for a moment before sitting on the cushion beside Han Xuanyi.
How could Han Shizi, who was dressed in white, sit on the floor without any cushions?White clothes are dirty and hard to clean, okay?Even if it's just dusty, you have to wash it every day, otherwise the white clothes will turn into gray clothes. Does he still have the tough look of the son of Prince Qin?Already shattered to pieces!
Therefore, every time he is in the wild, he must first lay a layer of snow-white fur mat on the ground, which must be large enough to ensure that the hem of his clothes will not accidentally rub against the dirt.
So now even if a Ximen Chuuxue is added, two people sitting together will not look crowded.
Han Xuanyi naturally tore off a chicken wing and handed it to Ximen Chuuxue: "How does it taste?"
He gave up one of his favorite spicy grilled chicken wings, it must be delicious.
↑Han Shizi thinks so↑
Ximen Chuuxue took the chicken wings and bit into the chili powder.
For people who have a bland taste all year round, suddenly a mouthful of spicy food is absolutely unbearable.
So Han Shizi was lucky enough to see Ximen Chuuxue coughing.
Fortunately, it is not as described in many novels, the "cold-faced swordsman coughed by the pepper, a faint blush appeared on his ice-like face, and his cold eyes became lonely because of the red eye sockets." "with amorous feelings" and the like, otherwise...
Han Xuanyi brought Ximen Chuuxue in for a while, but he almost made himself shiver.He quickly blocked the picture-rich brain holes in his mind, and then... resigned to his fate, he went to hook the extra beggar's chicken balls he made out of the fire.
——That’s right, it’s the beggar chicken!
It is this beggar chicken that almost all the protagonists who have cooked in the wild have cooked!
It is this beggar chicken that most of the protagonists who know how to cook use to tease girls or even men!
Han Xuanyi pointed to the lump of mud: "Since you can't eat spicy food, let's eat this."
Ximen Chuuxue looked at him expressionlessly.
Han Xuanyi took a branch, touched it lightly, and the lump of mud split apart, revealing the tender white chicken inside.
Immediately, a strong fragrance rushed to the face and spread to the surroundings...
Han Xuanyi tore off a piece of chicken, blew it cool, and stuffed it directly into Ximen Chuuxue's mouth.
--So fast!
Ximen Chuuxue's eyes were fixed, and he subconsciously tightened his muscles, the sword was about to be unsheathed!
However, the reason why this expert at the master level suddenly made a move was just to feed him a piece of chicken?
Ximen Chuuxue: "..." silently ate the chicken that had been blown until it was not too hot.
The taste...is it really good?
Han Xuanyi's gaze shifted, a joking expression appeared on his face again, and he asked in a low and gentle voice, "Do you like it?"
This question is a pun.
Ximen Fuxue gave a very pertinent answer: "Not bad."
Obviously the evaluation is the taste of beggar chicken.
But Han Xuanyi deliberately misinterpreted it, and he nodded in satisfaction: "If you like it..."
"I'll keep feeding you," he said.
Ximen Chuixue: "..."
He stared at Han Xuanyi expressionlessly, until he felt bored and gave up the idea of feeding him, it was not over.
With some regret, Han Xuanyi added chili powder to his roast chicken again.
It really is super spicy.
Ximen Chuuxue silently turned his face away, not looking at the super spicy roast chicken.
Han Xuanyi's only taste is similar to Long Aotian's.
He thought so.
Although the three guards had already prepared the outdoor camping equipment before leaving, Han Xuanyi did not ask the guards to prepare an extra set because of some evil considerations.
So the current situation is that the three guards have their own camping equipment, and they sleep on their own very loosely.
Han Xuanyi slept in a carriage. Except that there was no separate bathroom and modern appliances, his carriage was no less luxurious than a modern RV, and even more luxurious and comfortable.
So Ximen Chuuxue...if he doesn't choose to sleep with Han Xuanyi (literally), he has to sleep with the branches by himself.Of course, learning how Xiaolongnv sleeps on rope is also an excellent solution. It is fast, environmentally friendly and hygienic. There is only one small problem-people who sleep on rope for the first time are likely to get bruised and bruised.
After all, he had watched Xiao Chuuxue grow up(...), Han Xuanyi thought that he could not let Ximen Chuuxue fall with a black nose and a swollen face, so he kindly invited him again: "Young Master Ximen, don't you come to sleep? "
Ximen Chuixue: "..."
Hearing this is not a serious person!
Han Xuanyi admitted that he did it on purpose.
Ever since he let go of his reasonable avoidance of Ximen Chuuxue a few hours ago, Han Shizi has completely wavered, and it seems that he will feel uncomfortable if he doesn't flirt for a while.
——Rather than unconsciously teasing out first if you don’t want to tease, it’s better to be self-directed and selective teasing, so that at least you can avoid saying things that you are caught off guard and don’t know how to respond.
↑Han Xuanyi's logic is like this↑
"I can meditate all night." Ximen Chuuxue said.
Sitting in meditation all night... Han Xuanyi silently looked at his little Chuuxue, secretly thinking that if this was the world of cultivating immortals, his little Chuuxue would definitely be the most diligent cultivator.
"As for the bed, I have already made it. If you want to sleep, you can lie down beside me."
Han Xuanyi yawned, turned around and lay on his side next to Ximen Chuuxue, the soft bedding under his body made him instantly relax all his muscles.
If Xiao Fuxue likes to meditate, she can meditate, anyway, she is by his side.
It's time for him to sleep.
You know, if the lack of sleep turns into dark circles, it will greatly damage his image as the handsome and noble son of Prince Qin.
Han Xuanyi fell asleep very fast. Although the body he inherited was pampered and loved the bed, but Long Aotian had a strong soul, so he forcibly transformed him so that he could sleep in seconds no matter where he went. After several years of adaptation, Until Han Xuanyi's soul came through.
In fact, if you think about it carefully, Long Aotian is also at a loss.
Fighting hard under the aura of the protagonist, whether it was the dead end just passed through or the dangers that followed, he reversed them one by one, and went further and further on the road of dominating the martial arts world and even the world. I believe that if he After several years of development like this, there will definitely be a storm, and in the end, fishing in troubled waters will become the biggest winner.
At that time, it is estimated that the world will be fast-forwarded to the industrial revolution|revolution.Then all kinds of light industry and heavy industry, all kinds of crimes, and all kinds of industrial pollution all appeared.
But somehow, the development rules of this world do not allow it to enter this stage so soon.
Therefore, the protagonist, whose halo was in full swing, capsized directly in the gutter, so that he died first with only a little wave, and the fruits of his labor were directly occupied by the later Han Xuanyi.
But the development rules of this world just don't need gunpowder and heavy industry, but it needs other advanced things in Long Aotian's mind.
So Han Xuanyi has the memory of Long Aotian.
Han Xuanyi, who picked up a big leak, crowned himself king, known as the king of leaks.
Ximen Fuxue, who had closed his eyes and meditated, opened his eyes.
He looked at Han Xuanyi whose eyes were sleeping soundly.
He has no ill feeling toward Han Xuanyi.
Even though Han Xuanyi's behavior and personality were the one he disliked the most, he didn't have any negative emotions, let alone murderous intentions towards Han Xuanyi.
Except for the first meeting.
——The first meeting in the eyes of Ximen Chuuxue.
At that time, he was really full of fighting spirit towards Han Xuanyi, but it was only fighting spirit.
It's a pity that Han Xuanyi doesn't use a sword, nor does he use any weapons, and he doesn't even try or fight with Ximen Chuuxue at all, even if he makes a move, it's just to suppress Ximen Chuuxue's fighting spirit.
The difference between Han Xuanyi and Long Aotian in terms of martial arts is that no matter how big the halo on Long Aotian's head is, there will be bottlenecks. He needs to break through, and he needs to use actual combat like many martial arts masters in this world. Strengthen his own strength; Han Xuanyi basically increases his cultivation level by himself when he eats, drinks, and sleeps. The actual combat experience is like engraved in his body, existing like an instinct, and he doesn't have to worry about it at all.
In other words, Long Aotian is the protagonist favored by the halo, and Han Xuanyi is the son of the heavenly way in this world.
Therefore, Han Shizi pays attention to both sides of the Jianghu court and develops his own small forces. He lives a leisurely life and will not be as tired as a dead dog like other Jianghu people.
Ximen Chuuxue no longer compares Han Xuanyi with the person who taught him, they are two completely different people.Although Han Xuanyi sometimes gave him a feeling of deja vu, but in this world, there are not many similar people.What's more, although Han Xuanyi didn't admit it, he couldn't hide the fact that he knew Long Aotian.
In fact, he didn't have to find that person back then, otherwise he wouldn't have been looking for him for seven years.
Last time when Lu Xiaofeng mentioned Han Xuanyi, Ximen Chuuxue found out by the strange behavior of the Prince Qin's son, was the other party avoiding him?
After that, Ximen Chuuxue collected a lot of information about Han Xuanyi, and had his own guesses, but in the end he didn't know why he agreed to Lu Xiaofeng's invitation, maybe because he wanted to find that person?
As for why you need someone...
Maybe it was the three-year relationship between half-teacher and half-friend when he was young, maybe it was the words that person gave him before leaving, or maybe it was the sword that person gave him... But no matter what, that person back then was indeed his first love. A friend, several years earlier than the later Lu Xiaofeng.
However, the moment he saw Han Xuanyi, everything seemed to be clear.
He just needs a reason.
That sense of familiarity made him make a choice ahead of time in a state of sobriety but not understanding.
Han Xuanyi fell asleep until the next morning.
In this era, entertainment items at night are too scarce, and nights without mobile phone and computer networks are good times to sleep.
Therefore, the Qin Lou Chu Pavilion is full of happy-seeking guests, and the carnival starts at night.Scholars who consider themselves romantic and gifted are also frequent visitors there. Someone once wrote obscene|cile|yan|erotic|songs for famous prostitutes, gained a reputation for being romantic, and went directly to the residence of the King of Qin, intending to travel to the Qinhuai River with the son of the King of Qin. .
Han Xuanyi: "..." What misunderstanding did these people have about him?
Listening to music and watching dances is fine, but people like him definitely didn't just invite him to watch a performance, so...has his all-time purely ornamental romantic personality been misinterpreted?
Han Shizi thought for a while, but didn't try to defend himself. Anyway, he didn't care about the opinions of this small group of people.
All in all, under most circumstances, Han Xuanyi still likes to go to bed early, and he will not be idle in the middle of the night to run around blowing cold wind; even in summer, he prefers to bring some ice cubes back to the room to act as an air conditioner ,have a good rest.
It's like stepping into old age retirement life ahead of schedule.
Even this time, it was a kind of slow travel in an old sunset red luxury carriage, but with the addition of Ximen Chuuxue as a companion.
Breakfast was the dry food and snacks bought by the guards from the town the day before. After a brief meal, they set out on the road again.
Ximen Chuuxue's mental state is very good, and he doesn't see the slightest sequelae of meditating all night.
Han Xuanyi watched him closely for a long time, but he didn't notice any dark circles or tired look on his face. He couldn't help wondering, could meditation really replace sleep?Or in other words, his little Fuxue has already touched the threshold of cultivating immortals before he entered the Grand Master Realm?
——Isn’t it cultivating immortals?A fairy who has cultivated all night!
Han Xuanyi's imagination has expanded to the point where Ximen Chuuxue is singing expressionlessly: "I want to cultivate immortality, and my magic power is boundless~~~" ← with wavy lines.
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