Talking to nonsense about Sang Ma [system]

Anyway, he doesn't even count as a person now, so why talk about a male "person"...

There is no pressure on the map gun or anything.

Sensing that someone was in a bad mood, Su Zhen winked and asked, "Can Lao Xiaozhou sing it again?"

Fu Zangzhou shook his head sadly and refused.

I understand that singing love songs is simply stupid.

For a while, I didn't even feel like confessing, so let's talk about it later, if there's nothing left to do, it's better to hatch eggs... A slip of the tongue, it's hatching a spiritual egg.

Black barnyardgrass seedlings grow fast, with a different shape every day, and the demand for fertilizer is also increasing day by day;

Counting on all the purchases from Nether Department Store, I really feel sorry for the money... The system is too cheating, and I can't save Ming coins.

It's time to raise "pigs" and try to fatten them yourself.

I thought so in my heart.

However, when he thought of his failed confession just now, Fu Zangzhou couldn't lift his spirits, and looked unhappy.

Su Zhen didn't even notice when he called "Xiaozhou".

Nested in the red coffin, holding the jade rhinoceros dolphin eggs, while absent-mindedly "hatching the eggs", while secretly planning——

Do you want to rethink your confession plan?

His love for Brother Zhen is as clear as the bright moon, and singing a love song confession is too shabby, and it does not reflect his importance to Brother Zhen and his majesty and dominance as a ghost king.

For example, contracting a fish pond... Just to use an analogy, Brother Zhen is so angry that there is no shortage of a fish pond.

Then he opened the Nether Department Store.

Search by price and check one by one to see if there are any good things suitable for expressing your heart and for ordinary people.

——A certain ghost king has very few romantic cells. When he thinks about expressing his heart, he thinks about it, so he just gives gifts and keeps giving gifts.

Su Zhenjing stood beside the red coffin, staring at the tightly-covered coffin boards, his brows furrowed and then quickly relaxed.

He lowered his eyes and thought for a while, then turned around and left the inner room.

"Stay Gao, I have a question and I hope you can answer it."

Yu Niang slowed down a few beats, looked left and right, and found that there was no third person present, and then realized that Su Zhen was talking to herself.

"My lord, please tell me what you want to ask. If I know it, I will know everything and say everything."

The attitude couldn't be more respectful.

But secretly rolled his eyes in his heart: What the hell is "Gaoshi" called?It's not that she doesn't have a name.What's the most annoying thing to call X, it makes the woman look like an appendage, like the "Judge" said... yes, straight male cancer!

However, the person in front of him could not afford to offend.

It's not because the other party has a high status in the Yang world, or because he is the brother of the "Mr. Judge", but more importantly, the evil spirit lingering around him is too frightening for the "ghost", and he feels that if he gets close, he may be strangled !

"Straight male cancer" Su Zhen didn't care what the female ghost was thinking, and cut straight to the point: "Xiao Zhou has been depressed recently, do you know the reason?"

Yu Niang: "..."

Did you ask the wrong person?

As far as the facial muscles of "Mr. Judge" are necrotic, there is no time to "happy" at all, okay?

It's not good to answer directly that I don't know. The female ghost turned her head and asked tentatively: "The two adults have initially decided to live forever, and the Judge should be happy...how can you be depressed?"

Su Zhen lowered his eyebrows when he heard the words, but did not respond.

Yu Niang scrutinized the man's expression, and after a while, she was discouraged and found that the degree of muscle necrosis in the face of His Royal Highness Heng Wang far surpassed that of Lord Judge.

"My family has an idea." After pondering for a long time, he said cautiously, "I don't know if I should say it or not?"

Su Zhen replied: "Please tell me."

Yu Niang said: "My lord, you are in Yangjian, His Royal Highness King Heng.

"As for Mr. Judge, to outsiders, he is just a countryman. He has no fame, no wealth, and no big family to support him... Only by relying on you can he be at ease.

"In the eyes of those who are interested, it is impossible to think that Mr. Judge is just your prostitute..."

Su Zhen said in a deep voice: "I respect Xiaozhou, how can the likes of Luan and Chong deserve to be compared with him!"

Yu Niang coughed twice when she heard the words: "How dare I think so! It's not my lord, did you ask Mr. Judge why he is unhappy, and my family guessed, is it because you... are too restrained, making Mr. Judge feel uneasy?"

After talking about this guess, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and then quietly looked at the man's expression.

Su Zhen was startled for a moment, then withdrew his emotions for a moment, and nodded to the female ghost: "Thank you."

Without a word of nonsense, he turned his head and left.

"It's really spotless." Yu Niang curled her lips, and muttered in a low voice, "Put your mouth on the air, no matter how expensive and arrogant you are, why don't you still bow down under the skirt of our lord judge!"

"What nonsense!" At some point, Changfeng passed by, "Don't slander the reputation of the military envoy!"

Facing "partner", the female ghost rolled her eyes openly: "What kind of prestige, henpeck...cough, is it the prestige of 'ripping ears'?"

After all, he was amused by himself, and his flowers trembled with laughter.

Gun Ling frowned: "Shut up. Can you make fun of the military envoy and the judge?"

At least Yu Niang listened to the advice, and managed to hold back a smile: "I didn't say anything to the outside world, it was just a private joke."

"Such a joke can't be made in private."

"Pretentious."

The female ghost muttered, then lowered her voice, and said in a low voice: "It's the same as your military envoy... Hey, Changfeng, do you know what your military envoy asked me?

"He asked, why is your lord judge depressed? I laughed to death.

"Since when has your lord judge been depressed? It's just that he's been so busy these two days that he doesn't have much time to talk to him... Just like a disgraced wife, racking her brains to win back her husband's favor."

Since Changfeng loves to preach to her too much, the last sentence was kept in his mouth, and his voice was extremely low, so that Gun Ling couldn't hear him clearly, thus escaping a long and boring ideological education class.

The "hatching eggs" hatched for three full days.

Fu Zangzhou planned to confess his second confession for three full days.

No good ideas, however.

There are too few things to use in Nether Department Store, and the way of giving gifts is impossible.

Could it be that the old-fashioned solution of writing a love letter can only be used?

But where can I find a complete copy of love stories... Cough, watch and learn, for reference?

Or simply, express it directly in words, such as "man, you are mine"?

After a while, I have an idea, and it hurts my brain to think about it.

Until the jade rhinoceros is about to break its shell.

A ghost king who is not doing his job, put aside the rippling love in his head for a while, held his breath, and paid attention to the movements of "Piggy".

According to the brochure, the jade rhinoceros dolphin is the most vulnerable when it breaks its shell, and often dies when it gets stuck in the middle, so it is necessary to use ghost power to help guide it to "come out".

As long as the shell is successfully broken and "Piggy" eats the "egg shell" and "egg white", there is no need to be careful.

It's similar to raising pigs in the mortal world, just feed them on time, and don't worry about contracting swine fever. Occasionally, if you feel unwell, use ghost power to "massage" to help relieve it, so that it can "excrete" the foreign energy smoothly. Then everything will be fine.

Fu Zangzhou was lucky.

The first time to hatch the spirit eggs, apart from being a little flustered, at least the "piggy" didn't hatch to death.

"Piggy" looked like a piglet in his infancy, before he had fangs and rhino horns. He looked exactly like a piglet, but smaller, like a newborn mouse.

Can't help but want to complain, "Piggy" actually hatched from an egg.

Eggs aren't real eggs, though, and Piggy isn't a pig, or even an animal.

When I touched it, it seemed that the blood was pulsating under the skin, and it even seemed to have a vague body temperature... The world is so big that there are no surprises.

The coffin board opened automatically, and Fu Zangzhou excitedly picked up "Piggy", preparing to present the treasure to his brother Zhen...

That is, the action is stagnant.

His eyes widened slightly, full of surprise.

Colorful and enchanting.

This is……

"Are you happy?" The man seemed to be fascinated, and at some point quietly stood beside the dazed young man.

"Brother Zhen, what is this?"

Su Zhen said: "I saw that Xiaozhou likes flowers, so I moved some flower branches from the imperial garden."

Fu Zangzhou is full of embarrassment: He doesn't love flowers, he just imitates the modern masters and expresses his affection with flowers... Brother Zhen is following his routine, leaving him nowhere to go?

as well as……

With so many, so many flowers, is the Royal Garden bald by Brother Zhen?Aren't you afraid of being beaten by officials?

The slander belongs to the slander, the ghost king who said something insincere was actually very happy.

Putting "Piggy" aside, he plucked a large purple flower that looks graceful and luxurious: "Peony? It is indeed a beautiful country."

Su Zhen was silent, and also picked a "peony" in a short while, saying: "The peony is gorgeous, it complements Xiaozhou's face very well, how about a hairpin for Jun?"

Fu Zangzhou was stunned for a moment: "Shaoyao?" He said "haha" dryly, "It really looks like a peony."

I didn't pay attention to the second half of the man's sentence.then……

Accidentally, a big red flower appeared on the bun.

Su Zhen's movements were so fast that a ghost king couldn't react for a while.

until……

The man stared at him for a long time, his eyes shifted from the hair bun to the beautiful and coquettish face, and he spoke softly, the words implied different emotions——

"It's really beautiful."

Fu Zangzhou touched the big flower on the top of his head, and he immediately pulled out the flower with embarrassment and thunder: "Brother Zhen!"

It's too funny, isn't it? !

Although I have heard that Yu Guo literati love hairpins, but such a big bunch of pink ones are on top of their heads... The picture is too beautiful to imagine.

And, "National Beauty and Heavenly Fragrance" what, isn't Brother Zhen teasing him?

Absolutely can't lose wow!

Fu Zangzhou immediately praised the man: "Where is it, Brother Zhen is the one who is so powerful...Pfft!"

It was so thunderous, so thunderous that he could no longer maintain his aloof demeanor... He burst out laughing, and the next moment his face tightened again.

Looking at the man's resolute and stern face, imagining the scene of "one look at the city and then the other", the painting style is so joyful that I couldn't help but raise the corners of my mouth again.

Thinking about it instead, Brother Zhen was indeed able to "overwhelm the city and overwhelm the country", not because of his "beauty", but because he commanded an army of 10,000+, exterminated the barbarians, and poured blood on his majestic momentum.

Su Zhen allowed himself to be teased, with tenderness hidden in his eyes, and when he had had enough of laughing at others, he opened his mouth softly: "I intend to pay homage to my parents, is Xiao Zhou willing to go with me?"

Fu Zangzhou didn't think too much, just wondering: "Didn't you go to worship on Qingming Festival?"

Qingming has passed for a month.

Su Zhen explained: "This trip is different." With one hand caressing the face he loved so much, "Although the souls of Jia Yan and Jia Ci have returned to heaven and earth, but..." paused, the topic changed, "Now that I have a bosom friend People, let's hope they know."

Fu Zangzhou was half a beat too late, and suddenly realized the meaning behind the man's words... The co-author is "meeting the parents", wait, did Brother Zhen say something about "confidantes"?Are you referring to him?

Obviously, not who he could be.

Su Zhen asked again: "Xiao Zhou, would you like to see my parents?"

Fu Zangzhou was shy: "Will it be rash to pay respects to Brother Zhen's parents so soon?" Without waiting for a reply, the next sentence was to ask, "When are we going to leave? Can you wait for me for three days, and I will give the jade rhino dolphin to you." Get settled."

Su Zhen nodded: "Of course I can't delay Xiao Zhou's business."

He said again: "It's true that I'm in a hurry, but elder brother is starting to rebuild the Nie's family tree. I'm afraid it will take a long time to wait until Xiaozhou writes down the name of the family tree, and then go to pay homage to my late father and mother. I..."

Someone couldn't care less about being shy: "What genealogy?"

Su Zhen repeated what he said just now, and said, "Elder brother agreed earlier, and Xiao Zhou will be included in the Nie family tree later."

Fu Zangzhou's eyes widened: "Why isn't Brother Zhen's name recorded in my Fu family's genealogy?"

It feels like being recorded in the Nie family tree, isn't it the same as "marrying" yourself?

I couldn't help being angry, but also a little proud. Sure enough, he was right. Brother Zhen has been thinking about him for a long time, and he planned to marry himself a long time ago... No, it is a matter of writing his name into the family tree.

In other words, the official family is really big, and his younger brother said that he would marry a man, so he really agreed?

A certain person who was out of thought, had several thoughts popping up in the blink of an eye.

Su Zhen said with a good temper: "Xiaozhou intends to record Nie Zhen in the Fu family tree. It's Zhen's great fortune, and I dare not refuse."

Fu Zangzhou: "..."

He is a bachelor, so where does the Fu family tree come from?

He replied vaguely: "Didn't you say that you should pay homage to your parents? Don't be in a hurry for the genealogy..."

and many more.

Isn't he still struggling with how to confess his love to Brother Zhen?

Inexplicably, it has reached the point of "talking about marriage"?

Suddenly realized that Su Zhen is an old antique, and his ideas are different from open-minded modern people. He said "worshiping his parents" and "recording the family tree"... In fact, he was implicitly expressing his intentions, right?

Damn it, his (un)prepared (bad) vigorous confession plan just fell into the sand like this?

No!

Losers do not lose.

Lord Ghost King grabbed Su Zhen's neck, raised his head and swore domineeringly: "Be my man, Brother Zhen!"

Isn't it very imposing... Is there something wrong?

Obviously watching idol dramas, bosses talk about "women", don't be too imposing.

Why is it that changing to a "man" inexplicably feels like I am...

courtship? ?

Frightened by his own association, Fu Zangzhou quickly withdrew his hand.

late.

The whole body was embraced in the arms, and it was the man whispering in the ear——

"It's not proper to proclaim adultery in the daytime."

however……

"Since Xiaozhou gave the order, how dare Zhen disobey it?"

Fu Zangzhou: "..."

You don't have to obey... No, I almost got confused.

"Brother Zhen, you misunderstood me... um." I mean it.

Day turns to dark.

The sun rises again.

The physically strong Lord Ghost King lay on the bed like a salted fish.

I didn't even have the strength to move my fingers.

Brother Zhen is so energetic!

The last time he was "in love", the other party was very restrained, thinking that it was either Liu Xiahui, or he was not good at that!

I didn't expect it to be bad, it's too good to be a beast!

Really...

It's so...

It's so cool!

It's been a long time, but it's really cool.

The system is right, he has absorbed Brother Zhen's Nasha, which is indeed of great benefit to the ghost king's body. No wonder the mountain spirits love to seduce mortals with strong yang energy, and they really enjoy it.

Once you taste it, you will know the taste.If it wasn't for worrying that Brother Zhen's body would be hollowed out, if it wasn't for his sore back, back pain and weakness in his legs, I really want to fight another [-] rounds.

Su Zhen hugged the young salted fish in his arms, and said with hidden worries: "Is there any discomfort?"

"It's okay..." Fu Zangzhou replied weakly, rolling his eyes in his heart, asking this question, as if he wasn't the one who "caused" him to be so tired.

I took a look at the man's complexion, well, I almost wrote the words "refreshing" and "glowing red" on his face!

envy, jealousy, hate.

What about the saying "There is no plowed land, only exhausted cattle"? !

The cow looked stronger and stronger, and his land was almost scrapped... Could it be that men and women have different structures and are both receivers, but the difference is not small?

"Is there anything you want to eat or drink?"

Fu Zangzhou came back to his senses, rubbed against the man's chest, it was warm and comfortable, he was a little reluctant to leave, but...

Shaking his head: "Brother Zhen, send me into the red coffin, I have to practice."

Cough, after absorbing so much nah, if you don’t digest it right now, wouldn’t it be a waste of money!

I don't have the nerve to tell a man about the inside story, how embarrassing, isn't it?

Su Zhen has no objection to the request of the person in his arms.

Fu Zangzhou lay down in the coffin, and suddenly called out to the man, "Did we forget something?"

Su Zhen thought for a moment when he heard the words, and said in an apologetic tone, "Sorry, I can't remember either."

Lord Ghost King expressed his opinion generously: "Where is Brother Zhen to blame? Probably my illusion."

If something is really forgotten, I am afraid it is not important!

Su Zhen's eyes were soft, and he combed the messy hair of the person in the coffin with his fingers: "I will stand by the coffin, and if you need it, please help me."

"Alright." Fu Zangzhou hurriedly said, "Brother Zhen, take your hands away, and don't get too close. Although this red coffin is not harmful to people, it is not a thing of the mortal world."

Only then did Su Zhen withdraw his hand, but he did not go far away, looking down at the young man lying in the coffin.

Sensing the man's gaze, Lord Ghost King, who was about to close the coffin, couldn't help but meet his eyes.

Obviously it was just a routine practice, something that happened for a few hours, made me reluctant to part, as if parting from life and death.

Fu Zangzhou was a little embarrassed, and coughed dryly: "The coffin is built, brother Zhen, don't look at it."

The man's gaze was calm and deep, which reminded him that when he was on the bed, his gaze was like this looking at every inch of his body...

stop stop!Why does it turn into a sissy jerk, full of yellow waste as soon as it's meat!

He is a man who wants to be the king of ghosts, how can he always indulge in the love of his children?

Anyway, I have eaten Brother Zhen to the fullest, so there is nothing to worry about, and I should put my mind back on my career.

Practice!Practice!

The effect of the first "double cultivation" was very good.

Almost the moment Fu Zangzhou settled down, he entered Kong Mingming's "sudden enlightenment".

Things I forget.

He couldn't sense any movement outside the coffin.

In fact, nothing happened.

It was Su Zhen who tentatively called "Xiaozhou" in a very soft voice.

Seeing that no one responded, afraid of disturbing the other party, he kept silent.

In a room full of flowers, a man stood quietly in front of the small desk with an unpredictable face.

His eyes fell on a few cases, to be precise, on "Piggy" who was in a few cases.

"Piggy" is very small, less than the size of an adult's palm, and its color is white, as if carved from jade.

Jade... a rhinoceros?

I heard Xiao Zhou mentioned it, but I didn't want to ask carefully at that time, but I didn't know what it was and what it was used for.

Seeing "Piggy" dying, no, almost not breathing, Su Zhen hesitated for a moment, and finally touched it carefully with his fingers.

died?

Thinking of what Fu Zangzhou said, after settling this thing, I have the heart to set out to pay homage to my parents with him... If the jade rhinoceros dolphin dies, will the other party be very angry, in case the worship is delayed...

Su Zhen made a decisive decision, found a clean and soft cloth handkerchief, carefully held "Piggy" in his palm, and quietly left the inner room.

Call Danying.

It's also a coincidence that these days, it is this expert doctor and poison who is accompanying him in Youhuang Residence.

However, no matter how good he is, Dan Ying is a mortal and not a veterinarian... Even if he is ordered by his master, he will try to save this "piggy" by any means, but there is no cure.

"Subordinates are incompetent..."

Afraid of disturbing the practitioners, Su Zhen brought the jade rhinoceros to the flower hall in the front yard.

Seeing him holding a "piggy", Yu Niang was so curious that she ran to watch the excitement.

Seeing Dan Ying's guilt, she boldly interjected: "This is a spiritual thing, and mortal medicine cannot be useful to it."

Su Zhen stopped embarrassing Danying, and turned to ask the non-humans present: "Do you two have a magic formula?"

Yu Niang quickly retracted her head and hid behind Chang Feng.

Chang Feng was also powerless, saying the same thing as Dan Ying: "This subordinate is incompetent. This spiritual creature is different from ordinary ones. This subordinate does not know it, and there is no way to save it."

Su Zhen was silent.

Yu Niang asked in a low voice, "It looks like a little pig, did Mr. Judge raise it?"

No one answered.

The female ghost approached the jade rhinoceros dolphin, sensed the pure and huge yin energy exuding from it, couldn't help salivating, and boldly made a request: "Well, my lord, anyway, the little pig should be dead, why don't we burn it and eat it?"

Unlike Fu Zangzhou in human form, she cannot eat ordinary food. Although she is full of black cakes, she eats dry and hard pancakes every day, and her mouth is almost fading out.

Now that I see ready-made ingredients, it’s still meat, how can I not be greedy?

Su Zhen glanced at the female ghost lightly: "Xiao Zhou will not leave anyone who is unruly, Mrs. Gao will copy the [-] rules of military law ten times, Chang Feng supervises."

Yu Niang opened her mouth wide in surprise——

No, what did she do wrong?To actually punish her for copying or copying military laws?Three thousand! !Can't write anymore?Now that she is pinning on the little paper figurine, will the paper figurine be scrapped immediately?

No, this man is not her superior, why punish her?

Changfeng responded: "This subordinate has orders!"

Su Zhen nodded slightly: "Go!"

Yu Niang: "..."

She fully understands what "unexpected disaster" means?

"Rake ears" bastards!Worried that Mr. Judge knew that Little Pig was dead, so he would take his anger out on her?

Chang Feng was still on the sidelines: "I told you to pay attention to your morals earlier. Today, the military envoy is just a small punishment and a big warning, so as to avoid troubles in the future."

Yu Niang pursed her lips, she secretly thought that she was so annoyed, she was very honest on her face, she didn't argue with Gun Ling any more.

Alas, His Royal Highness King Heng is indeed not her to go to the peak, but who can let others have the ability to "suppress" even the judge?How dare a little girl like her have the heart to resist.

The training went well, and the moment he stepped out of the red coffin, Fu Zangzhou felt so full of strength that he could wipe out the ghosts he encountered in the actual combat exam!

"Small boat."

"Brother Zhen, have you been staying here? Thank you for your hard work."

For old couples, there is no need to say too many polite words.

Su Zhen shook his head and turned back: "Where is the hard work?"

Then he changed the subject: "Qin Tianjian sent a message that there will be frequent precipitation at the end of the month, why don't we set off for the Emperor's Mausoleum tomorrow?"

Fu Zangzhou said without hesitation, "Sure, I'm free anytime."

It's a little shy to think about paying homage to father-in-law and mother-in-law.

but……

I seem to have forgotten something?

However, he didn't want to explore any more, and he was suddenly pulled into his arms by the man.

It is dry firewood for burning fire.

"It's not that tomorrow... hurry up..."

"It's okay, just once."

Have a blast!

The author has something to say: System: The jade rhinoceros is easy to feed, just feed them on time.

One day later, the jade rhino dolphin died; cause of death: starved to death.