Little Gong, he is the empress of the palace

The little prince of the Dragon King of Beihai is about to get married.The bridegroom is the Phoenix Emperor of the Bird Palace in the God Realm.The whole fairy world was shaken!

"Is it true? This evil dragon caused a catastrophe when he was young. The dragon core has been dissected by the Queen Mother of the West to refine medicine, and his innate true energy is useless. Today's Taoism is not as good as a kid who has just started in the cultivation world. I just idle around all day long. , I don’t know how many more years I can live. How can the Phoenix Emperor like it?”

"He has a good skin. Fenghuang also has a flirtatious heart. Maybe he wants to change his taste and find a new plaything."

The eve of the dragon and the phoenix.The raging waves shake the ice wall, and the bright pearl shines on the coral.In the depths of the North Sea, the Ice Crystal Palace was decorated with lanterns and festoons, and fish and dragons danced all night.

The Dragon King Baicang and his wife forced a smile and arranged a large banquet in the main hall to entertain the dragons from all over the world and the immortals from ten continents who came to congratulate them.

All the immortals praised: "Dragon King is so lucky! The eldest son Bai Yushuang, from a kun to a peng, soared up to the top, experienced the four Brahmas, heavens, fire gods and thunders, and jumped out of the three realms to prove the Tao and become a god. The youngest son Bai Yubing, hehe, finally has a promising future , is about to marry into the God Realm—it’s very enviable!"

At this time, in the room of the eldest son to be married, two dudes, one in white and one in black, sat in the dowry room and stared at each other.

Dragon Zi in white was born with icy muscles and fine bones, under the two curved small arched eyebrows, the unique single eyelid made the eyes huge.

The pupils are like the sinking moon in a cold pool, a little darker than the silver-haired frost eyelashes, two spots of quiet and cold ice gray.

His eyebrows are sparse and his eyes are big and benevolent but small. He looks proud, sometimes his eyes are bright, and sometimes he looks a little embarrassed.

A gorgeous wedding dress with shining snow is binding him to the coral chair in a stately manner, making him like a sacrifice waiting to be unwrapped by the gods.

This wedding dress is a magic weapon, which can be big or small. It was woven with blood from the female fairies under the Queen Mother of the West after removing 99 dragon ropes.

Except for Bai Yubing, the little son of the Dragon King of the North Sea, there is no other dragon in the entire fairy world who can be so "loved" by the Queen Mother of the West.

Bai Yubing couldn't move, cursed the world, his voice became hoarse, and questioned his friend Xuan Ruoding who saw him fall into the fire pit:

"—You little ass, you are too disrespectful, why didn't you stop me then?"

"How can I stop you? Brother Bing, you are so capable, you rushed over as soon as you arrived at Fenglin Continent, asked Fenghuang a word, and then proposed in public."

Three days ago, Fenglin Island was sunny and the birds were singing and the flowers were fragrant.Bai Yubing had nothing to do, stole the fairy wine from Baihua Fairy, and urged Xuanruo, the king of the small Heilong County in the West Sea, to come here to find beauty.This place is rich in phoenixes and unicorns. It is one of the islands under the jurisdiction of the Queen Mother of the West.However, Bai Yubing married the Queen Mother of the West, relying on his good friend's proficiency in the wind control technique, he often came to molested the Feng family and made things difficult for the Queen Mother of the West.

This day is the day of catastrophe destined for him. Unlike the past, a towering Biwu tree with aura and qinghua has grown in the continent for no reason.

A beautiful woman with red hair and golden eyes is sitting on a branch of Biwu.Crowned with golden hooks and fire beads on the head, golden feathers and cloud patterns on the shoulders, wearing five-color clothes and feathers, playing the xylophone with one hand, and gently supporting the falling oriole with the other.Many rare birds with brilliant feathers surrounded this person and sang together with the sound of the piano.

Any fairy family with sharp eyesight, even if they don't know where this is sacred, can still recognize this vivid picture of a hundred birds facing the phoenix.

Bai Yubing was ignorant and incompetent, so he felt that he had come here many times, and he had never seen such a spectacle.

"Who are you?" He jumped up the tree, sat with the beautiful woman and asked.

"Phoenix." The beauty is natural and extravagant, her voice is more beautiful than the gurgling piano, and she smiles slightly.

This smile, like the sunrise on the top of the clouds, is gorgeous in appearance, yet majestic, brilliant and magnificent.

Bai Yubing was dizzy, and thought drunkenly: "My dear, what a beautiful daughter! I have traveled all over the Ten Continents of the Immortal World, and I have never seen such a decent and coquettish Phoenix. I will marry her and accept You The old saying of dragon and phoenix, if you have a good time, death on the bed is worth it!"

The evil thought suddenly appeared, and it was blank for a moment.He couldn't remember what he said, and when Bai Yubing came back to his senses, the beauty had turned into a faint illusion.

The feathers fluttered, and the phantom looked back halfway, unable to tell if it was shyness, contempt, or Meng Lang, who was even more rascal than him.

"Xia Chong is indescribable." His gaze swept him up and down, and he only heard the beautiful woman chuckle in agreement, "It's not impossible to have a good name."

Afterwards, according to Xuan Ruoding who was on the sidelines, at that blank moment, he lost his head and enthusiastically proposed to the illusion of the beautiful woman.

He wanted to break his head but couldn't remember the words of marriage proposal.Even if he proposed marriage in a daze, what's the matter, shouldn't he get married?

That beauty is flamboyant and claims to be a phoenix, isn't she the daughter?

After learning that the beauty was not talking about the Phoenix, but the Phoenix Emperor—the Emperor of the Yu Clan, it was too late to regret everything.

The dowry has arrived at the Ice Crystal Palace of the Dragon King of the North Sea, and he was bound by the wedding dress as soon as he returned home.

Xuan Ruoding comforted: "If you want me to say, I can't blame you, Brother Bing. The phoenix is ​​so complicated and confusing. In order to attract the female phoenix, the male phoenix is ​​dressed up in gorgeous ways. The female phoenix is ​​not as exaggerated as the male phoenix. Let's talk about the phoenix emperor, the phoenix emperor It's just his humble name. His name is Feng Yujia, and his Taoist name is "Yujia Shengzu". Queen Mother Niangxi came to the Immortal Realm following the abdication of the Eastern Prince, and she also had to take care of the Phoenix Clan in Fenglinzhou to please him. I heard that he stayed well in the Bird Palace in the Divine Realm. family, he just released an avatar to patrol the lower realm..."

Bai Yubing was extremely depressed when he heard that, in the world of gods, immortals, demons, demons, comprehension, and mortal worlds, the big fish always eat the small fish, and the small fish eat shrimps.He was already a shrimp in the fairy world, and his birth was not good, so he was thrown into the most useless and most beautiful Haibailong clan that is about to become extinct.

Born with an Ice Soul Dragon Pill, it has no great use other than descending the dragon snow, but it is a good medicine for beauty.He was only able to control the ice blade, and before he could be proud, Queen Mother Xi cut off his dragon pill for a reason.Now there is only an empty shell left, and it has been targeted by the ancestor of the bird again.

This Phoenix Emperor is a male bird, he is the holy ancestor of the God Realm, why should he agree to his marriage proposal?

Nothing more than two possibilities.One is to express anger for the Feng clan and want to teach him a lesson.The second is that men and women take it all, thinking about his ass.

He actively started self-help: "No, I want to see my master! Little butt, take me to Yudao Island and wait until my elder brother comes back..."

Xuan Ruoding persuaded: "Resign yourself to fate, Brother Bing. Brother Ling is just a kun, even if he transforms into a Pengfei and ascends to the God Realm, he will not be able to fight against the Phoenix Emperor. As the saying goes, it is better to demolish ten temples than destroy one marriage. On the bright side, the God Realm is filled with aura, and your ass suffers a little, which makes the Phoenix Emperor happy. Maybe he can help you rebuild the Ice Soul Dragon Pill. With your talent, Brother Bing, you will be able to ascend to Tianlong."

"You're right. You and I are good friends. I'll transfer this opportunity to you for thousands of years and become a heavenly dragon."

"——I thought about it, our Hai Long also has dignity, Brother Bing, I will take you away from marriage!"

Xuan Ruoding walked to the window, turned into a black dragon, grabbed Bai Yubing bound by the wedding dress with his front paws, and swam out of the ice crystal palace wagging his tail.

Seeing this, the Yasha on patrol hurriedly shouted: "The big thing is not good, the little prince has eloped with the king of Xihai County!" There is no way to stop it.

The two dragons broke through the water and took advantage of the wind. After traveling for eight hundred miles, they saw a small fairy island.The island is steaming with purple air, covered with thorns like amethyst.

The name of this thorn is "Huaxue Dace Crystal Wood", which seems to be an ancient remnant wood robbed in the early Han Dynasty by the prehistoric dragon, and has retained the habit of being fierce and aggressive.

Once scratched by it, if there is no elixir to heal it, even if it is reincarnated and the body is rebuilt, the wound will not disappear.

Xuan Ruoding didn't dare to get any closer, so he changed into a human form, made a Yufeng Jue, sent Bai Yubing to the island, turned around and left on his own.

Bai Yubing almost fell into the mud when he landed on the ice.The blood-melting dace crystal wood stretched out its branches, and hooked the back collar of his wedding dress lightly and quickly.

"Mr. Dao," a female voice said coldly, "The little slippery man who pissed on me is here again."

As he spoke, the tip of the thornless branch gave him a hard flogging on his buttocks.

Bai Yubing yelled, cursed the blood-melting dace Jingmu Yitong, jumped up and down like a corpse, and walked to a dilapidated house.

A man in ragged clothes was sitting under the eaves, fiddling with a patched sack, and humming in a wild way.

"36 Tianwaitian, there are three thousand heretics in Jiuxiaoyun, the gods are made by mortals, I am afraid that mortals will not be strong."

Bai Yubing struggled forward and asked, "Master, where did your old man pick up the junk?"

"Go, go, go," the ragged man covered the sack, "You little cunning, don't make trouble if you have nothing to do!"

"Master, I'm here to honor you. I brought you a magic weapon. Look—how about the wedding dress on me?"

"Woven from nine hundred and ninety-nine dragon-binding ropes, worth two thousand nine hundred and ninety-seven high-quality spirit stones... Sinister! What trouble did you get into?"

Bai Yubing's master is a Sanxian named Lu Ya Daojun, who is good at picking up trash and having a brilliant tongue.

For example, he took Bai Yubing as his apprentice, once praised Haikou, and said that "there is greatness first, and then there is heaven, and Lu Yadao is even more advanced".

After accepting his disciples, he did not do any serious work other than inspecting the destroyed dragon pills for fun, and often instigated Bai Yubing to steal chickens and dogs.

This virtue looks like a beggar gang hero in the mortal world becoming an immortal.

Bai Yubing has been a teacher for 100 years, and he wants to rebuild his own Ice Soul Dragon Pill, but he only learned some methods of cultivators to refine Qi and build a foundation, and he has no complaints.Other gods have sharpened their heads to become officials to earn merits, but his master is a mudslide in the fairy world, and he really smells like him.

With a tilted body, he kept on doing nothing, and fell down beside Lu Yadaojun's legs, and told about Feng Huang's forced marriage, howling dryly:

"Master, am I still your old man's dear apprentice? Your old man must make the decision for me!"

Lu Ya Daojun rolled his eyes when he heard it, pinched his fingers to make a divination, and muttered words.

Listen carefully, the voice is humming and humming, but what is being read is not the heavenly stems, earthly branches, sun, astrology, latitude, but "the little nun is only twenty-eight years old, and her hair was cut off by the master when she was young".In the end, he shook his head resolutely, and said, "There is no effect without a cause in the world, and I can't help you as a teacher."

Bai Yubing didn't expect this master who picks up trash to come out to him: "Master, you are an old bachelor, and I am a young bachelor. What are you doing to take advantage of that Fenghuang? Isn't it? The fat and water don't flow to outsiders' fields, as long as the two of us If I become a Taoist couple, I don't have to marry and go to the God Realm!"

Daoist Lu Ya was shocked all over, breaking the pot and throwing it was not the way to throw it, and he groaned while picking at the mud on his toes.Blood-transforming dace Jingmu waved a branch and said angrily: "Presumptuous! What is the status and cultivation level of the Taoist Lord? If you say such words, you are not afraid of losing your life, you little cunning!"

Isn't he just a beggar who picks up rags?

Bai Yubing smiled and said: "Teacher and disciples are not necessarily husband and wife to practice together. Master, please do your best! Although my mana is low now, when I rebuild the dragon pill, I will definitely protect the master and save the whole world." The tatters of the fairy world, no, all the treasures are dedicated to Master!"

Daoist Lu Ya couldn't help laughing, he sighed suddenly, stretched out his hand that had scratched his feet, and smoothed Shun Bai Yubing's disheveled silver hair:

"Teacher, the so-called gods and monsters are all those who seize the good fortune of the world and consolidate their own true essence. Throughout the ages, there are countless people who have become demons with the honor of gods. Why? My way is boundless, and learning is also boundless. Double cultivation of life and death It’s easy to say, but how many people lose their minds in order to save their lives.”

Bai Yubing blinked his silver eyelashes.He had already heard Lu Ya Taoist--

Taoism pays attention to "sex and life", "nature" refers to the mind, knowledge and disposition, and "fate" refers to mana, luck and life.

Convincing the crowd with mana is inferior, like hooligans fighting, beating until the opponent loses his mind and screams disobedient.

The real great sages and great sages, with a brilliant tongue, can change all living beings and benefit future generations by saying one or two sentences.

However, what does this have to do with his proposal of naturalization?Just listen to Mr. Lu Yadao's long speech:

"Sex is the most important thing for the dual cultivation of life and soul. As long as the mind is up to the Tao, the cockroach can also fly. Nowadays, gods, monsters, and demons from all walks of life mistakenly regard the level of mana as the depth of Taoism to judge the dignity. They always want to live as long as the world. This plunders the spiritual energy of the world and devours each other. It looks arrogant, but in fact it is panicked. Alas, the gods and demons are lifeless. This is a sign of the destruction of the world, and it will surely lead to immeasurable catastrophe!"

Bai Yubing seemed to understand but nodded, he didn't understand why Lu Ya Daojun suddenly became unreasonable and attacked the unhealthy tendencies of all walks of life.

Lu Yadao said: "Let's just talk about you. In the past, your dragon pill was destroyed, and today you are forced to marry by the Phoenix Emperor. All these are your doom. The root cause is that you are impetuous and have not yet tempered If you want to break this catastrophe, you have to cross others and cross yourself. Disciple, you marry into the God Realm this time, and assist Fenghuang with your heart, helping him resolve the immeasurable catastrophe of the world, and your catastrophe will also be solved by yourself. Bless yourself. There is nothing you can do for your teacher. , do it yourself."

"Master, are you afraid you are fooling me?"

Bai Yubing recalled that the master didn't want to join him, and made up a set of nonsense to trick him into Feng Huang's harem.

What is the immeasurable calamity of the world, what can he do with a little Haibailong who cannot protect himself?

Could it be that if he gave Fenghuang his ass to play with, he could still make miraculous achievements and save the common people in the world?

Daoist Lu Ya stroked his beard and said, "Whether you believe it or not. If it is far away, the secret of heaven cannot be leaked. As a teacher, it is close. In the past, your dragon pill was destroyed, and your fate is already at the end. Your brother Bai Yushuang saved you Sincerely, Litian Vulcan God Lei ascended to the God Realm, and asked for help from Qinglong Mengzhang Shenjun to reunite your soul. If you change your life like this, the retribution will fall on his head. If you don’t go to the God Realm to reconcile the cause and effect, your brother will be wiped out sooner or later. between!"

"That is to say," Bai Yubing's handsome face sank, his expression somewhat serious, "If Emperor Feng doesn't play with my ass, my elder brother will burp."

"Open your ass, shut your ass," Daoist Lu Ya twisted his ears, "Sinister, do you think Feng Huang is as filthy as you?"

"Oh! Master, please be gentle, the Phoenix Emperor is thinking about my ass! My dragon pill is gone, what else can he think about?"

Said that Fenghuang was thinking about his ass, Bai Yubing thought he was being polite, and he didn't scold him with the phrase "death and broken sleeves".

However, after thinking about it, he remembered the most important teaching of dual cultivation of life and soul, and he was very tolerant and wise to find the reason from himself:

"Hey, it's my fault too. I was born too attractive. I'm the disciple I'm talking about."

Having said that, he howled like a cannonball sitting on the ground again: "Master, this disciple is not filial! If you don't go to the God Realm, the Phoenix Emperor will kill my whole family. If you go to the God Realm, you will lose your ass and your life. Don’t let it be that the sea is too difficult to be water, and you can’t give your elderly care to the end!”

"..." Seeing that he really shed two tears, Mr. Lu Yadao was clearly accusing himself of seeing death without saving him. After thinking for a while, he opened the sack that was tightly covered, and said reluctantly, "Disciple, you have been a teacher for a hundred years. I haven’t given you a meeting gift as a teacher yet. You will marry to the God Realm this time, and I will give you the two auspicious treasures for self-defense as a teacher. These two magic weapons are all-powerful. You have to use them properly and don’t do anything wrong, you know?”