"How can there be such a thing at home?" A Yubai glanced at Yishou and left the living room directly.
"Yu Zi is really stingy." Yi Shou hugged his chest, then looked at me and said, "In that case, Master Zhongshu, let me continue the morning topic with you."
"Come on, let's talk about something else." I sat near Yi Shou.What happened in the morning not only gave me a headache, but also made everyone unhappy. What else can I say?
"Hey, what I'm going to talk about is not your memory, but the stupid things that Yuzi made when I borrowed money." Yi Shou snickered a few times, "Don't look at his serious appearance now, he was almost stupid when he borrowed money. It's a joke every day."
...Are you trying to take this opportunity to take revenge on A Yu for not ordering you a drink?
I’ve heard Oshou talk about Ayu’s stupid things for a long time. I really didn’t expect Ayu to do more stupid things than me and Tani Chuan from borrowing to high school. Almost none of them made me hold back my laughter. I think this It must also be because A Yu is used to being the young master, and the trouble came when he came into contact with the lives of ordinary people who are not used to him.
"Haha! Why are you two being called a duo of idiots by others? Isn't that too ugly?"
"You also know that I am a member of Tianming's family. Although I approached him with a purpose at first, but I saw him as very funny, so I wanted to make him, the young master, make a fool of himself. Anyway, I am already A funny street performer, you can’t do a game of throwing koalas every day.” Yi Shou said as if he was very great: “And if it wasn’t for my existence, even if Yu Zi was scolded by someone or something, he would still be stupid accepted."
"Isn't this too ridiculous? You know it's not a nice thing to say when you hear it."
"Who told him that the classroom was too small for the freshman training? Of course, some people would scold him angrily, but he even foolishly said thank you to the other party." Yi Shou hugged his chest, as if shaking his head helplessly at A Yu Said: "If I hadn't jumped on the table right away and explained loudly what your mother meant, I think he would say thank you no matter how badly he was scolded, but in the end, he accidentally taught this young master a big lesson." A pile of unclean words."
"Hahaha, so you taught A Yu how to swear and swear?" I felt a little helpless, but couldn't help but feel amused.
"It was all an accident, and I didn't do it on purpose." Yi Shou shrugged, "Besides, our class is a physical education class, so of course we have physical education class the next day. Everyone knows that the classroom should be given to girls to change their sportswear in it. As a result, Yu Zi not only didn’t know, he even had a big fight with those girls, saying why should the classroom belong to them? In the end, he was afraid that the quarrel would become serious, but he mobilized several boys to fight Yu Zi out.”
"Isn't Ayu very strong? Can you fight it out?"
"Of course I can't get out of it. Fortunately, Yu Zi seemed to listen to what his brother-in-law said at the time. He seemed to want to get along with his classmates and not make things big, so he obediently let us get out."
It turns out, otherwise, considering A Yu's personality at that time, how could I have never heard of such a conspicuous person.
"There was another physical education class when it was football. At that time, Yuzi kicked the football hard for the first time and exploded it. What's more ridiculous is that the teacher clearly told him to play with less force, although Didn't explode the football, but the goalkeeper was rushed to the hospital for catching that ball."
"Haha! It turns out that the ambulance at that time was the ghost of your class?"
"Don't laugh until your stomach hurts." Yi Shoule continued in the midst of it: "The matter of our young master and Rapunzel is not just that, three years of stupid things can be written into a book At that time, there was another physical education class when playing baseball, and Yuzi actually—”
"Tomorrow Kirisaki!"
Ah Yu angrily interrupted Yi Shou to continue speaking, still holding a rope in his hand that he did not know when he was ready to tie Yi Shou up, and Yi Shou was stunned for a moment, before continuing what he had just said : "Baseball hit another person and sent him to the hospital..."
No wonder I wondered what was wrong with our school at the time, why there was always the sound of an ambulance circling outside... "You brat!" Like a bug, he deliberately grabbed Yi Shou's feet, as if trying to drag him out, and said, "I wanted to hang you upside down from a tree, but I think it's better to hang you upside down from a traffic light!"
"Calm down, how can there be a white traffic light? There will be a car accident on the road." Yi Shou twisted and struggled with a wry smile.
"A Yu! Don't be like this!" I hurried to A Yu to prevent him from dragging Yi Shou out, "It's just talking, you don't have to be so angry."
"...You know everything about Rapunzel?" A Yu raised his eyebrows maliciously.
"Uh..." My eyes drifted away, how long has A Yu been eavesdropping... "Very good." A Yu dropped Yi Shou, and suddenly threw me to the ground, "Since you know everything, then I must rape you!"
"Huh?! Why are you crazy?!" I anxiously wanted to push Ayu away, but I couldn't push him with Ayu's strength.
"Hmph! Don't blame me for fucking me!" A Yu started to take off my pants.
...Oh my God...he is really angry now..."No!" Yi Shou jumped over, but his hands were tied, so he could only bite A Yu's back collar to stop A Yu, "Rebellion is the way to get out of my father's five-du master!" Yi Shou said inarticulately, I think what he wanted to say was: You can't bully my master!
"Bastard!" A Yuhou grabbed Yi Shou by the collar and threw him to the ground, "Okay, just let me see how much you want to protect your master! I'll *you* before talking." !
It depends on whether you have the ability to get up again? ! "
Damn, A Yu was so angry that he wanted to rape people regardless of who he was... "Uh?!" Yi Shou wriggled like a caterpillar trying to escape, "I was joking just now, you also know that I hate this kind of thing the most Now, you can continue." Yi Shou said bitterly.
... Who the hell said that they wanted me to be the master earlier? !You betrayed me right away! "That's enough, Ayu! Stop it!" I quickly wanted to pull Ayu away.Although Yi Shou said that, but I don't want to see Yi Shou being raped by A Yu just because he wanted to protect me for a while.
"Do you want to be fucked by me first?!" A Yu said angrily.
I was startled and took a step back. I didn't expect A Yu to be so angry... A Yu snorted coldly, and in a blink of an eye saw that B Shou had twisted so close to the door, he immediately went forward to grab his feet and hand him over. Dragging back, "Yaoshou! Help! Yuzi is about to be lifted!" Yi Shou screamed.
God!What should I do? !But Yuji went for a walk, and Tani Chuan couldn't help stop it if he wasn't around... That's right!
I sneaked around A Yu and wanted to run to the backyard to ask Ryder to help, but A Yu immediately found out and said: "If you dare to leave the living room, I will kill this kid immediately!"
It's too much... Is there really a need to get angry to this extent? !Do you want me...to watch the two of them finish here?It's really terrible!And it's even more terrifying to think that I'm the next one!
"Go away, go away! The evil spirits are gone!" Yi Shou kept trying to kick A Yu away with his feet, but instead, A Yu grabbed his feet and was forced to open them into an M shape.
Damn!Ah Yu actually came for real!I was scared and hid in the corner of the wall and covered my eyes with my hands, but I was also a little curious about what the two men were going to do... "Hmph, just accept your fate." A Yu sneered, and reached out to rub Yi Shou's legs things, but when he just put his hand on it, A Yu suddenly froze.
...It was quiet for about three seconds, I secretly looked at the two of them curiously, A Yu seemed to be quite surprised and looked at Yi Shou with wide eyes.
"Why...you don't have a bottom..."
"……what?"
Hearing what A Yu asked Yi Shou, even I was stunned.Not below?Could it be that the person we always thought of as B guarding him...in fact, it was always "her"? !
"Are you...a woman?" A Yu was taken aback.
"How long will your hand be touching?!" Yi Shou was furious, and Yi Shou suddenly turned around and kicked A Yu's face directly.
"Oh!" A Yu hurriedly took a big step back to avoid it. At this moment, Yi Shou took advantage of the moment A Yu retreated, and immediately stretched out the sharp blades of his claws and cut the rope directly.Yi Shou got up and bent slightly, and set up a posture of preparing for battle with one paw in front and the other behind, staring at A Yu with an expression of anger on his face.
"...I remember that you all wear boys' uniforms?" A Yu touched his chin, looking suspiciously at Yi Shou from head to toe.
"It's none of your business what I like to wear?!" Yi Shou said angrily.
... Is it maddening to switch to Yi Shou now... "What are you talking about, old man?" A Yu walked slowly towards Yi Shou. To A Yu, the burning Yi Shou was full of flaws in her movements. Not only was she unable to attack, but A Yu easily grabbed her hands, "Wow! Are you trying to fuck again?!" She yelled loudly, but she didn't expect A Yu to reach out to take off her clothes?
"A Yu! What are you doing?!" I shouted angrily, knowing that Yi Shou is a woman, A Yu actually wanted to take off her clothes on the spot? !
"Curiosity." A Yu grabbed Yi Shou's wrists tightly with one hand, ignored Yi Shou's struggle with the other hand, and tried to take off her blouse while avoiding Yi Shou's kicks, "Since you are a woman, your breasts Where did it grow up?"
"A Yu!" I hurried forward to stop A Yu's idiot behavior, "How can you take off girls' clothes indiscriminately?! Aren't you not interested in girls?!"
"It's not that I'm not interested at all. Besides, even if I accidentally enlarged her stomach, she deserves it." A Yu said disapprovingly.
... This guy is really a rotten person!It is simply the public enemy of all women and men!
"Bastard!" Yi Shou broke free from one of his hands, in order to attack A Yu, regardless of his shirt being taken off by A Yu, the next second he immediately used the pussy leg on A Yu.
And A Yuyi caught a glimpse of Yi Shou's foot that was about to kick towards his own point. After being startled, he immediately pushed Yi Shou hard, and he quickly took a big step back, leaving only Yi Shou's black casual clothes The top fell in place.
What a pity...the clothes were still ripped off by A Yu...I quickly turned my head and didn't dare to look at Yi Shou.
"So you tied that kind of ghost thing."
Hearing what A Yu said, I dared to look up a little bit. It turned out that Yi Shou used something like an elastic bandage to wrap her breasts several times, so much so that her breasts became even bigger than boys' breasts. Still flat.
"Bastard! I'm absolutely going to kill you!" Yi Shou was so angry that several veins appeared on his forehead, just like a cat whose white hair stood on end when it was so angry.
"Yu Zi is really stingy." Yi Shou hugged his chest, then looked at me and said, "In that case, Master Zhongshu, let me continue the morning topic with you."
"Come on, let's talk about something else." I sat near Yi Shou.What happened in the morning not only gave me a headache, but also made everyone unhappy. What else can I say?
"Hey, what I'm going to talk about is not your memory, but the stupid things that Yuzi made when I borrowed money." Yi Shou snickered a few times, "Don't look at his serious appearance now, he was almost stupid when he borrowed money. It's a joke every day."
...Are you trying to take this opportunity to take revenge on A Yu for not ordering you a drink?
I’ve heard Oshou talk about Ayu’s stupid things for a long time. I really didn’t expect Ayu to do more stupid things than me and Tani Chuan from borrowing to high school. Almost none of them made me hold back my laughter. I think this It must also be because A Yu is used to being the young master, and the trouble came when he came into contact with the lives of ordinary people who are not used to him.
"Haha! Why are you two being called a duo of idiots by others? Isn't that too ugly?"
"You also know that I am a member of Tianming's family. Although I approached him with a purpose at first, but I saw him as very funny, so I wanted to make him, the young master, make a fool of himself. Anyway, I am already A funny street performer, you can’t do a game of throwing koalas every day.” Yi Shou said as if he was very great: “And if it wasn’t for my existence, even if Yu Zi was scolded by someone or something, he would still be stupid accepted."
"Isn't this too ridiculous? You know it's not a nice thing to say when you hear it."
"Who told him that the classroom was too small for the freshman training? Of course, some people would scold him angrily, but he even foolishly said thank you to the other party." Yi Shou hugged his chest, as if shaking his head helplessly at A Yu Said: "If I hadn't jumped on the table right away and explained loudly what your mother meant, I think he would say thank you no matter how badly he was scolded, but in the end, he accidentally taught this young master a big lesson." A pile of unclean words."
"Hahaha, so you taught A Yu how to swear and swear?" I felt a little helpless, but couldn't help but feel amused.
"It was all an accident, and I didn't do it on purpose." Yi Shou shrugged, "Besides, our class is a physical education class, so of course we have physical education class the next day. Everyone knows that the classroom should be given to girls to change their sportswear in it. As a result, Yu Zi not only didn’t know, he even had a big fight with those girls, saying why should the classroom belong to them? In the end, he was afraid that the quarrel would become serious, but he mobilized several boys to fight Yu Zi out.”
"Isn't Ayu very strong? Can you fight it out?"
"Of course I can't get out of it. Fortunately, Yu Zi seemed to listen to what his brother-in-law said at the time. He seemed to want to get along with his classmates and not make things big, so he obediently let us get out."
It turns out, otherwise, considering A Yu's personality at that time, how could I have never heard of such a conspicuous person.
"There was another physical education class when it was football. At that time, Yuzi kicked the football hard for the first time and exploded it. What's more ridiculous is that the teacher clearly told him to play with less force, although Didn't explode the football, but the goalkeeper was rushed to the hospital for catching that ball."
"Haha! It turns out that the ambulance at that time was the ghost of your class?"
"Don't laugh until your stomach hurts." Yi Shoule continued in the midst of it: "The matter of our young master and Rapunzel is not just that, three years of stupid things can be written into a book At that time, there was another physical education class when playing baseball, and Yuzi actually—”
"Tomorrow Kirisaki!"
Ah Yu angrily interrupted Yi Shou to continue speaking, still holding a rope in his hand that he did not know when he was ready to tie Yi Shou up, and Yi Shou was stunned for a moment, before continuing what he had just said : "Baseball hit another person and sent him to the hospital..."
No wonder I wondered what was wrong with our school at the time, why there was always the sound of an ambulance circling outside... "You brat!" Like a bug, he deliberately grabbed Yi Shou's feet, as if trying to drag him out, and said, "I wanted to hang you upside down from a tree, but I think it's better to hang you upside down from a traffic light!"
"Calm down, how can there be a white traffic light? There will be a car accident on the road." Yi Shou twisted and struggled with a wry smile.
"A Yu! Don't be like this!" I hurried to A Yu to prevent him from dragging Yi Shou out, "It's just talking, you don't have to be so angry."
"...You know everything about Rapunzel?" A Yu raised his eyebrows maliciously.
"Uh..." My eyes drifted away, how long has A Yu been eavesdropping... "Very good." A Yu dropped Yi Shou, and suddenly threw me to the ground, "Since you know everything, then I must rape you!"
"Huh?! Why are you crazy?!" I anxiously wanted to push Ayu away, but I couldn't push him with Ayu's strength.
"Hmph! Don't blame me for fucking me!" A Yu started to take off my pants.
...Oh my God...he is really angry now..."No!" Yi Shou jumped over, but his hands were tied, so he could only bite A Yu's back collar to stop A Yu, "Rebellion is the way to get out of my father's five-du master!" Yi Shou said inarticulately, I think what he wanted to say was: You can't bully my master!
"Bastard!" A Yuhou grabbed Yi Shou by the collar and threw him to the ground, "Okay, just let me see how much you want to protect your master! I'll *you* before talking." !
It depends on whether you have the ability to get up again? ! "
Damn, A Yu was so angry that he wanted to rape people regardless of who he was... "Uh?!" Yi Shou wriggled like a caterpillar trying to escape, "I was joking just now, you also know that I hate this kind of thing the most Now, you can continue." Yi Shou said bitterly.
... Who the hell said that they wanted me to be the master earlier? !You betrayed me right away! "That's enough, Ayu! Stop it!" I quickly wanted to pull Ayu away.Although Yi Shou said that, but I don't want to see Yi Shou being raped by A Yu just because he wanted to protect me for a while.
"Do you want to be fucked by me first?!" A Yu said angrily.
I was startled and took a step back. I didn't expect A Yu to be so angry... A Yu snorted coldly, and in a blink of an eye saw that B Shou had twisted so close to the door, he immediately went forward to grab his feet and hand him over. Dragging back, "Yaoshou! Help! Yuzi is about to be lifted!" Yi Shou screamed.
God!What should I do? !But Yuji went for a walk, and Tani Chuan couldn't help stop it if he wasn't around... That's right!
I sneaked around A Yu and wanted to run to the backyard to ask Ryder to help, but A Yu immediately found out and said: "If you dare to leave the living room, I will kill this kid immediately!"
It's too much... Is there really a need to get angry to this extent? !Do you want me...to watch the two of them finish here?It's really terrible!And it's even more terrifying to think that I'm the next one!
"Go away, go away! The evil spirits are gone!" Yi Shou kept trying to kick A Yu away with his feet, but instead, A Yu grabbed his feet and was forced to open them into an M shape.
Damn!Ah Yu actually came for real!I was scared and hid in the corner of the wall and covered my eyes with my hands, but I was also a little curious about what the two men were going to do... "Hmph, just accept your fate." A Yu sneered, and reached out to rub Yi Shou's legs things, but when he just put his hand on it, A Yu suddenly froze.
...It was quiet for about three seconds, I secretly looked at the two of them curiously, A Yu seemed to be quite surprised and looked at Yi Shou with wide eyes.
"Why...you don't have a bottom..."
"……what?"
Hearing what A Yu asked Yi Shou, even I was stunned.Not below?Could it be that the person we always thought of as B guarding him...in fact, it was always "her"? !
"Are you...a woman?" A Yu was taken aback.
"How long will your hand be touching?!" Yi Shou was furious, and Yi Shou suddenly turned around and kicked A Yu's face directly.
"Oh!" A Yu hurriedly took a big step back to avoid it. At this moment, Yi Shou took advantage of the moment A Yu retreated, and immediately stretched out the sharp blades of his claws and cut the rope directly.Yi Shou got up and bent slightly, and set up a posture of preparing for battle with one paw in front and the other behind, staring at A Yu with an expression of anger on his face.
"...I remember that you all wear boys' uniforms?" A Yu touched his chin, looking suspiciously at Yi Shou from head to toe.
"It's none of your business what I like to wear?!" Yi Shou said angrily.
... Is it maddening to switch to Yi Shou now... "What are you talking about, old man?" A Yu walked slowly towards Yi Shou. To A Yu, the burning Yi Shou was full of flaws in her movements. Not only was she unable to attack, but A Yu easily grabbed her hands, "Wow! Are you trying to fuck again?!" She yelled loudly, but she didn't expect A Yu to reach out to take off her clothes?
"A Yu! What are you doing?!" I shouted angrily, knowing that Yi Shou is a woman, A Yu actually wanted to take off her clothes on the spot? !
"Curiosity." A Yu grabbed Yi Shou's wrists tightly with one hand, ignored Yi Shou's struggle with the other hand, and tried to take off her blouse while avoiding Yi Shou's kicks, "Since you are a woman, your breasts Where did it grow up?"
"A Yu!" I hurried forward to stop A Yu's idiot behavior, "How can you take off girls' clothes indiscriminately?! Aren't you not interested in girls?!"
"It's not that I'm not interested at all. Besides, even if I accidentally enlarged her stomach, she deserves it." A Yu said disapprovingly.
... This guy is really a rotten person!It is simply the public enemy of all women and men!
"Bastard!" Yi Shou broke free from one of his hands, in order to attack A Yu, regardless of his shirt being taken off by A Yu, the next second he immediately used the pussy leg on A Yu.
And A Yuyi caught a glimpse of Yi Shou's foot that was about to kick towards his own point. After being startled, he immediately pushed Yi Shou hard, and he quickly took a big step back, leaving only Yi Shou's black casual clothes The top fell in place.
What a pity...the clothes were still ripped off by A Yu...I quickly turned my head and didn't dare to look at Yi Shou.
"So you tied that kind of ghost thing."
Hearing what A Yu said, I dared to look up a little bit. It turned out that Yi Shou used something like an elastic bandage to wrap her breasts several times, so much so that her breasts became even bigger than boys' breasts. Still flat.
"Bastard! I'm absolutely going to kill you!" Yi Shou was so angry that several veins appeared on his forehead, just like a cat whose white hair stood on end when it was so angry.
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