How to pick up the morals of the protagonist of the river crab novel [Quick Transmigration]

Recently, all kinds of bots have been rampant on Weibo, and the more prosperous ones are poor bots, dog food bots, strange flowers bots, and FFFbots.

And just last night, a new Weibo post by FFFbot sparked a lot of discussion.

The thing is like this, a group member of the FFF group submitted a zqsg persuasion manuscript on the weekend evening.

[Mr. Potter, I want to contribute!The title is Begging a certain high school Tian Xianer, open your eyes and hurry up!Thousands of people in the school have written letters to persuade them to get points! !

That's right, I'm an active graduate student, so let me be called Mr. L.

My undergraduate and postgraduate studies are in the same university, because our school is considered one of the top universities in China. There are many talents in it, but there are only a few legends. Tian Xianer is the most eye-catching among them. Tian Xianer graduated this year. I heard that there were three circles around the outside of the computer department's old-fashioned evening party, so no one could get in.

By the way, Tianxian'er is a man.

Although I studied in the School of Economics and Design, I am very good-looking, not exaggerating, really beautiful. I am one year older than Tian Xian'er. When I was still an undergraduate, I met Tian Xian'er for the first time on campus. Really, I A straight man would look stupid!How can a man grow up like this? 【commentary】

Compared with ordinary people, Tian Xian'er's face looks like it has its own makeup and filters, but Tian Xian'er is really naked. The name of Tianxian'er...

Sorry to digress, let's get to the point!

Tianxian is not only beautiful, but also has a good personality. She looks a bit like a flower of Gaoling, but she is not arrogant at all. She smiles sweetly and gently, and she will thank people politely. The attitude is also very...

Ah... sorry to digress again! !But then my style of painting will change.

Because he is such a beautiful young man who is a rare treasure in the world!Defiled by a shameless goblin in my sophomore year!

As I said at the beginning, there are several legends in our school. If Tian Xianer is the representative of truth, kindness and beauty, then Lang Jing is the most dirty example!

Mr. L and Lang Jing are classmates in the same department and class, and admit that there is a little unpleasantness between us, but for Lang Jing's evaluation, I absolutely do not mix any subjective thoughts!

He is really a playful and reckless little biao smash!The whole school knows it!

Lang Jing looks very coquettish and cheap, and Tian Xian'er is not the same type at all. In fact, the two have nothing to do with each other in the first year. The host knows a little about Lang Jing.

That's right, Lang Jing is a double, a real wave!We all call him Ji Langlang, but he seems quite proud of himself?

I don’t know if you’ve heard of renting out boyfriends. It seems to be very popular now. That’s what Lang Jing does. It’s probably the kind of money that you pay to eat, chat and play with, and break up when the time comes. But I think Lang Jing can do something like that. If a rich second generation insists on becoming a "cowboy", how many do you think he can do like crazy? !

Mr. Y also knew him before he believed that there is nothing wrong with a man having sex! ! !

I heard that when Tian Xian'er first entered school, Lang Jing followed the trend to take a look at [the purpose is not pure], but Tian Xian'er was not his type, and Lang Jing's claws never reached Tian Xian's head.

I remember that many people on the school forum posted celebration posts, happily celebrating that the two hadn't met, Tian Xian'er escaped, and at that time the school forum actually turned into Tian Xian'er's back garden, our school except Outside of Xueba, Yangou and perverts are the most, but it's fun to gossip and admire beautiful men and women together, at least Tian Xian'er was like this throughout her freshman year...at least.

But this kind of happiness is only for one year [lighting a cigarette].

Later, in Lang Jing's junior year and Tian Xian'er's sophomore year, the two of them got together for some reason.

...Wait a minute, now it's a little bit [light another cigarette].

Huh...yes, Lang Jing still attacked Tian Xian'er. An alumnus took a photo, and Lang Jing stuffed the provocative business card into Tian Xian'er's collar. I was really seduced by Lang Jing.

In fact, at the beginning, the alumni on our school forum didn’t take it too seriously. After all, the two of them are really incompatible types. You said that the white lotus and the coquettish bitch can have any friendship. My partner told me that there is no one in between. It's impossible for Zha Gong to tie the knot.

In the end, she lied to me.

As a result, the two of them really fucking started having sex!

After confirming that they started renting a house to live together, it can be said that the whole school was caught off guard, and they were all fucking stupid. Everyone kindly became Tian Xianer's face dog + flower protector for a year, but in the end, Bai Cai was raped when he said he was bullied?It was still made by Huazhu, who has the most hacked history, who can accept it!

Tianxian'er's vision is really bad, it's really bad, there are as many men and women who have had ambiguity with Langlang as one college, and there are two colleges as men and women who have chased Tian Xianer, he just chooses among them The most scumbag.

What's more, back then, Lang Jing had said bad things about Tian Xian'er in private, saying that he was essentially a white lotus flower [derogatory meaning], pretending to be pure, only a fool would like that...

The result, huh, huh.

During the time they were dating, Lang Jing still had a hard-to-change nature, flirting everywhere, Tian Xian'er almost didn't get a scholarship because of him, he was really a scumbag, and he was not satisfied with Tian Xian'er, a real little wave hoof.

Unfortunately, until Lang Jing graduated, no one caught the real hammer of his cheating. The alumni were sour and could only accept the relationship silently, but Mr. L and I really couldn't help it!

Because it is the virtue of Lang Jing! Sooner or later, he will return to his original nature!Mr. L really can't accept Tianxian'er being cheated or something. I sincerely hope that Tianxian'er will wake up quickly and see the scumbag next to the pillow. Tianxian'er looks innocent and easy to deceive, but don't really be deceived forever!

Friends of the FFF group, this pair must be burned!

This year Tianxian'er stayed in school to study in graduate school. Lang Jing graduated for almost a year. I heard that he was still a homeless person. During this time, I saw someone on the school forum saying that a certain male god teacher who just broke up recently was chasing Tianxian'er. The male god teacher seems to be It's Tian Xian'er's bamboo horse and first love, he looks so handsome, he is more serious than Lang Jing, but I still don't deserve Tian Xian'er...

As far as Mr. L himself is concerned, no one is worthy of Tianxianer, any goddess or male god, and of course I am not worthy of it, but I want to be worthy... Anyway, sour, my heart is too sour, It's like that old dad mentality.

But recently there is good news!I don’t know if it’s true, but it’s said that Tian Xian’er and Lang Jing broke up half a month ago, and Lang Jing also sent a business card that she used when she was a rental boyfriend in Moments, as if she was going back to her old business , he must be unable to bear the loneliness.

Lang Jing is not the kind of person who is hanged on a tree, they are divided sooner or later, Tian Xianer is not his ideal type of hunk, it seems that Lang Jing was chased by Tian Xianer back then, I don’t know if he saved the world in his previous life up? !

In short, after holding back for more than a year, I came to Porter to vent my feelings. I hope the FFF group can hear my heartfelt wishes, and I beg Tian Xianer to hurry up. His vision is too bad, it is really too bad!

ps I hope that the fire of FFF will not burn to the sky, thank you. 】

@走行走不走不走: Hahahahahaha I know this pair, I actually know this pair!

@有蓝不吃少通: Just... A big chant.

@kiss Yuan Duosi: How good-looking can a fairy be?Contributor overblown it...

@意思不平不平: Tianxianer is really good-looking, twenty times better than your idol [Objective is not black].

@冯自立: See who is the gong in the end?

@胶粉茶猫猫12: I know the news. I am a fellow researcher of Tianxian’er. Mr. Shen has indeed talked to him about the program every day recently. Maybe... it has already been divided.

@呱皮609: The prodigal son turns his head back?It's impossible to say that Lang Jing has changed his mind.

@nkcccccccc: It is impossible for a prodigal son to turn back. Langjing Weibo is here. After reading it, let’s talk about the things that make me happy @浪里小白条. In addition, let’s taste the beauty of a fairy [picture]

@味味is better than Pepsi: After reading it, burn it, must burn it, this pair must burn it! [sour lemon]

This bot didn't cause much splash at the beginning, until some enthusiastic person put the real face of the legendary Tianxianer in the comments, and someone released the business card of Ji Yao's circle of friends, this bot began to be popular. Crazy forwarding, those who knew the news broke the news one after another, and those who didn't know were happy to watch the fun.

Just when the melon-eaters were shocked by the fact that the top students of University A had such dog-licking faces, Ji Yao's former Weibo account was picked up.

The name of his account is blunt, called [Langli Xiaobaitiao], and there are mostly people complaining about Internet celebrities who are called the beauty of the prosperous age, or newcomers who sell white lotus whore designs, and their words are vicious and knife-like. The knife hit the bull's-eye and offended countless fans for a while.

He has posted a few selfies on this account, and even Aite has a few handsome guys at the level of male gods. The content is mostly... well, teasing.

At this moment, the people who eat melons can really feel how hot the prostitute is. Although she looks good, she is really a coquettish bitch, the kind of unscrupulous prostitute who will hook up with your partner behind your back in reality!

But this Weibo hasn’t been updated for two years. Apart from ridiculing that he is a scumbag, everyone turns around and joins the FFF group, begging Tian Xianer to see what kind of virtue his partner is, why is he looking for a boyfriend in the trash can ?

You can't be so willful even if you look good!You look so good-looking, everyone can't bear to see you being green!

In reality, when Ji Yao saw what those netizens said, he was so angry that his head would drop.

When the matter became like this, Xie He naturally heard about it from others, but he didn't pay much attention to it. Since this kind of thing happened, it was the best way to deal with it.

He thought so at first, but recently there are always many people coming and going on the campus of University A, unlike passers-by who are not students, he always feels that someone is secretly filming him, not just someone, but many people.

The most speechless thing was that several people who claimed to be scouts called him one after another, which was really disturbing to the point.

But it hasn't reached the state where Ji Yao is so angry...

Ji Yao was holding the mobile phone, nestled on the sofa as if he had ADHD, and it seemed uncomfortable no matter how much he sat.

After a while, he couldn't bear it any longer, and yelled to the study with the door open: "Xie He, did you see my Weibo account?"

Xie He paused with his fingers turning the pages of the book, then picked up the water glass and took a sip, without looking back, he said, "What Weibo?"

"Pretend, you must have read it." Ji Yao slipped on his slippers, dragged a chair and sat next to him, staring at him with burning eyes and said: "You have read it, right!"

"I didn't read it, I don't have time to read those." Xie He turned the pages of the book and refused to admit it.

Ji Yao narrowed his eyes and was about to speak when his voice stopped suddenly, and then his face, which was as beautiful as peaches and plums, instantly turned white.

"...Xie He, you have changed." Ji Yao waved away the book on the table, forced Xie He to face each other, gritted his teeth and asked: "You have changed your mind?!"

Xie He was stunned, wishing that three question marks would appear on his head to express his doubts.

"Aren't you a jealous person? Back then, you wanted to stick to me and monitor me 24 hours a day? Now?!"

"...Ah, then I might read it."

Xie He took a deep breath and said something perfunctory. Seeing that it was almost noon, he got up and was about to cook: "Okay, don't get in the way."

When Xie He went to the kitchen, Ji Yao was still sitting where he was. Rather, he hadn't recovered from the panic. It was the first time that he felt such a real sense of panic since the two dated for more than a year.

Think of him as a vagabond who kills both men and women, who was given the nickname Wan Chai Wharf, and finally got entangled by a white lotus, and he was still trapped in a pit, isn't this a mess!What a shame!

It's all Shen Qingyi's fault, after squatting on the forum and eating the complete past of Xie He and Shen Qingyi, Ji Yao has a pimple on this handsome teacher he once flirted with, because he is still his boyfriend now tutor.

They had a little conflict some time ago because of this, Shen Qingyi even called Xie He to school on weekends, what kind of experimental design, Ji Yao spent half his life dealing with men and women, how could he not know his intentions?

Ji Yao tried hard and soft to not allow Xie He to go, but Xie He said that the experiment would be finished soon, and he wanted to finish it sooner, so he finally went.

As soon as Ji Yao got angry, as soon as Xie He went out, he purposely posted a business card on Moments. As a result, an hour later, Xie He was ridiculed or scorned or set off firecrackers among the comments. Give him a thumbs up.

This is not a big deal.

Another 2 minutes later, Shen Qingyi also gave him a fucking thumbs up.

Hey!

Ji Yao was so angry that he deleted his circle of friends, went to Weibo and began to yell at him, which made him feel better.

After that day, Xie He looked like a normal person, but he didn't run to school very often, only when his cell phone was beeping, Xie He would pay attention to his eyes, Ji Yao couldn't tell if it was own illusion.

In short, the atmosphere at home was a bit strange, Ji Yao knew that he didn't take it seriously, and couldn't bear to talk about it, so he could only vent on Weibo again.

As for why not circle of friends?

The circle of friends is full of sluts who want them to break up and poach the wall. What's wrong with him to post on the circle of friends?

Today's matter, Ji Yao thought about it for a long time in the study, and he felt a little uncomfortable again. Although Xie He didn't look abnormal, he could feel that the other party was a little careless recently, at least he wasn't thinking about him.

It won't work like this, one or two say, even if the whole school says that it doesn't matter if they don't get along, I'm most afraid that the whole world will persuade him to give him a scumbag hat, Xie He's white lotus flower, maybe someday It was successfully brainwashed.

The more he thought about it, the more he felt it was possible. Ji Yao picked up his phone and went to the bathroom with a serious face. When he came out, he had changed his hairstyle and his face was a bit twitched. The overall beauty value rose by a degree.

Holding his mobile phone, he started to shoot a small video of Xie He from a distance. Xie He was busy in the kitchen and didn't notice his movements for a moment.

"It's mine, the people are mine, the lunch is mine, it's all mine."

He couldn't stop muttering, walked into the kitchen at the same time, stuck behind Xie He, put his chin on his shoulder: "He He, what are you doing?"

"What you like to eat." Xie He worked silently, with a dignified demeanor on his body.

Ji Yao frowned, turned the phone in the other direction, reflected the appearance of the two on the screen, and said, "Let's take a photo."

"I'm busy, I'll talk about it later."

"Right now." Ji Yao put his arms around his waist, brought him a little closer, and began to speak in that sweet and evocative voice unique to Lang Jing: "Hehe, hurry up."

Xie He'er got hot, although he didn't know what he was planning, he still raised his eyes helplessly, his cheeks were flushed by the heat from the kitchen, not only did not look embarrassed, but even more beautiful and delicious.

This white lotus is not good because it is easy to turn pink. After Ji Yao recorded the short video, he suddenly didn't want to post it.

But if you don't declare your sovereignty, some people really don't have any X numbers in their hearts, and they dare to dig into any corner. Can they first weigh their ranks before robbing them?

So in the end Ji Yao still posted it, not only on Moments, but also on Weibo.

His previous account was useless for two years, because he registered a new account a long time ago, but he forgot to destroy the corpses and traces, and so many things happened.

Of course, he posted the video on his new account. His previous account was [Langli Xiaobaitiao], and his new account in the past two years is [Domestic Abandoned Fish]. It is very appropriate, very rhyming, and very real.

This account is purely his personal trumpet, no one knows about it, not even Xie He, and there are hundreds of fans who don't know how to have it.

The daily microblog of [One piece of domestic waste fish] is very simple. It is to post rainbow farts, and to post rainbow farts of one's own object. Rainbow fart.

In fact, it was quite embarrassing, so Ji Yao didn't tell anyone. At this time, he revealed that besides wanting to hit the group who said he was watery, coquettish, and scumbag, he also wanted to see his sour lemon face. Xie He who posted his [Langli Xiaobaitiao] Weibo figured out that it was really Weibo from two years ago.

Xie He knew what he was like two years ago, so there's no need to blame him now!

He posted a short video with words.

【separate?He loves me to death!Why don't you sour your lemon essence! 】

Since he posted that Weibo post, a group of people who eat melons followed the clues and came here soon. When the two sat at the dining table for lunch, Ji Yao's cell phone on the table was basically turned on. High frequency reminder mode of vibration.

Ji Yao took a look at his phone, and Xie He followed him to take a look.

He put down his phone, Xie He was still looking at it.

After eating, he washed the dishes and went back to the sofa. Xie He sat on the sofa, still looking at his phone.

Ji Yao sat down next to him. After all, the content of his Weibo account was extremely embarrassing. He didn't want Xie He to see it so soon, so he didn't mention it.

"The weekend is so boring, let's go out for a walk?"

Xie He looked at his mobile phone on the other side, hesitating to speak.

Regarding his reaction, Ji Yao was a little confused. He felt guilty at the moment, and his words were a little guilty, so he rolled his eyes and asked, "Why don't we exercise at home?"

"Ah."

"...Huh?" Ji Yao looked at his serious face, although his mouth was dry, he confirmed it cautiously: "I mean exercising on the bed."

"Ah."

Xie He bit his lip, as if he didn't listen, and glanced at Ji Yao's phone from the corner of his eye.

"A lot of people are looking for you, aren't they?"

"Who? Who is looking for me?"

"Your cell phone keeps ringing, your old lovers still haven't given up, right?"

"...?" Ji Yao was stunned, why didn't he know which of his old lovers hadn't given up yet?

Seeing that he didn't speak, Xie He looked even more unhappy. He lowered his head halfway, resting his forehead on Ji Yao's shoulder, as if he was enduring something, but he was actually pretending to be pitiful.

"Do you really want to break up? Is it because I... I haven't been on top?"

"Break up?! Don't even think about it!"

"Then why did you post that Moments? The phone keeps ringing, didn't you..."

"what!"

Ji Yao heard that there was a bit of crying in his voice, and he was so anxious that his throat was on fire: "My account has been stopped a long time ago, what are you thinking! You also think I am a scumbag?"

Xie He paused, then suddenly raised his head and asked, "Then why does your phone keep ringing, especially during this time?"

Well, all the crying is pretended. Ji Yao carefully stared at Xie He's eyes, and after confirming that there were no tears at all, he was so angry that he wanted to laugh. This white lotus has really become a spirit.

"That's Weibo, my Weibo account, I'm almost dumbfounded at home, if there is some damn lover out there to have sex!"

Due to Ji Yao's past, Xie He hesitated a little and asked, "Weibo? What Weibo?"

"Damn! Xie He, you really didn't watch it! Are you really not taking me seriously?"

What's going on, he was worried for a few days, but people didn't know about it at all, and he didn't want to go to see the show that [Langli Xiaobaitiao] flirted with back then.

The more Ji Yao thinks about it, the more angry he becomes, especially when facing Xie He's ignorant and innocent white lotus appearance, he is even more angry. This guy used to put him on top of his heart, so why can he rest assured that he can be free-range after being together? ?

Although he was so clingy at the beginning that he felt uncomfortable, but now it hurts his heart even more.

Ji Yao didn't feel wronged when he got angry, without saying a word, he pressed Xie He on the sofa and kissed him so hard that his mouth was swollen before giving up.

"Have you changed your mind? Xie He! If you dare to fall in love with others, I'll grab one if you fall in love with it!"

Xie He's eyebrows twitched twice, he always felt that something was wrong but couldn't tell, so he took a breath for a while and used the panacea countermeasure.

"Jiyao...I only like you."

Ji Yao's movements froze, and his whole body froze, and his blushing blushed.

Immediately, he clutched his chest with great effort, lamenting that the power of the white lotus was too strong, while annoyed that his concentration was too weak, his face softened a lot, but his heart was still not at ease.

"You don't pay attention to me at all now, except that your shitty experiment is your shitty experiment, and you still say you like me?"

"I don't have the heart to do experiments recently, and someday I won't pay attention to you!"

Xie He felt so wronged, he would be nervous for a long time when there was a little trouble with Ji Yao's mobile phone these days, and he even missed the tutor's meeting several times, why didn't he pay attention to him!

The protagonist of a river crab novel, of course, he is always on guard, for fear that one day Ji Yao will go back to find those perverts to attack on a whim, how could he not pay attention to Ji Yao.

"I don't have a Weibo. Those are all from my classmates. What did you post on Weibo, can you just show me it?"

As he said that, Xie He was about to push him away to get the phone, Ji Yao stared, and quickly put the phone behind him.

"In your dreams!"

Xie He hasn't read his previous Weibo, if he was allowed to see the current Weibo directly, he will have to go too far in the future, be more fearless, let alone take him seriously?

Not to mention these things, let him watch it now, Ji Yao might be so ashamed that he would commit suicide on the spot.

As a result, Xie He's cell phone rang by coincidence, and the caller was a female graduate student of his.

"Xie He, I'm sorry. I said earlier that Senior Ji was unreliable. I didn't know, I was brainwashed by those rumors."

Xie He glanced at the tense Ji Yao, and asked, "What happened?"

"You didn't read Weibo, [a domestic waste fish], Senior Ji is really funny."

The female classmate couldn't help laughing while talking: "Especially what he said about dissing Mr. Shen, it's like rapping after drinking a vat of vinegar, the school forum is about to blow up, and no one thought about it... ah, Senior Ji still has this side."

Ji Yao next to him listened with his ears upright, but he seemed to be unable to hear clearly, and kept swallowing his saliva, his nerves tensed up.

Xie He blinked, glanced at him calmly, and asked with a chuckle, "Is there anything else?"

"Ah, by the way, I forgot that you don't have a Weibo. Senior Ji is so funny. I saw that he had a Weibo, but I don't know what happened. Complimenting your eyelashes is just a small essay hahahahaha , he is really a talent for studying in the Department of Psychology."

"Okay, I see, thanks for letting me know."

Seeing that Ji Yao could hardly hold back his words, Xie He hung up the phone first, and then fiddled with the phone as if nothing happened.

"Who called?" Ji Yao asked casually, leaning forward to look at his phone screen.

Xie He registered on Weibo and let him watch: "Student, I'm talking about the experiment."

"Why did you sign up for Weibo?"

"Look around, weekends are kind of boring."

"There's nothing to talk about! Didn't you say that you can do sports!"

"Wait until I finish tonight..."

"Right now! Immediately! And don't think about being up there every day. With your little physical strength, I'm afraid I won't be able to think about it and go find someone else."

Ji Yao threatened him decently, but in fact, he couldn't imagine Xie He's counterattack. Bai Lianhua, who cried with a little effort, wanted to attack others, and she didn't know where her confidence came from.

Besides, Ji Yao no longer has the idea of ​​being lazy on the bed. He used to think that he could lie down and never work, but now, when he thought of Xie He's scene when he was in love, he vowed to fight for the rest of his life.

It is impossible for the white lotus that has not been blackened to counterattack, and it is impossible for him to counterattack in this life, and it is impossible for him to blacken the white lotus.

...When the two of them talked and finished their work, Ji Yao thought of something again.

While Xie He was so tired that he fell asleep, he took his mobile phone directly, and entered his birthday without any psychological burden. After unlocking it successfully, he bowed his head and kissed Xie He with a smile, and repeated it as if aftertaste It took a few times to unlock and unlock before starting to get down to business.

The so-called business is very simple, that is, to open Xie He's WeChat and block one of the sour lemons named Liu Xiangnan.

Isn't Mr. L the bullshit, the same Liu Xiangnan who licked his face at the entrance of the cafeteria and asked for WeChat. I really thought he couldn't see it, and it was really thanks to him that he caused so many embarrassing things.

After finishing business, Ji Yao picked up his mobile phone again to check the reactions on the Internet. As soon as his little video was released, and the Weibo of "A Wasted Domestic Fish" was exposed, the FFF group still had no tendency to shut down.

It would be better to say that the torch burned more and more intensely, wishing to crawl over the network cable and burn him.

That's right, even if the coquettish slut changes his mind, he is still not as attractive as the white lotus. After taking a look at it, Ji Yao put away his phone, and turned his attention back to the white lotus beside him.

Xie He's eyesight is really bad, and Ji Yao felt the same way.

If it were someone else, I'm afraid he would have been fascinated by him long ago, obedient to his orders, and guarded as if wishing to confess, that is to say, I have met myself, and I have to live this kind of life where I have to earn money to support my family and be beautiful." Bitter 'days.

But from another point of view, fortunately he has a way of dealing with Bai Lianhua, indirectly saving many superficial and ignorant young people, so that they don't have to doubt their sexual orientation for the rest of their lives, because it's useless to doubt, whoever makes Bai Lianhua love him so much to die.

Therefore, Xie He's vision is really bad.

And his eyesight is really good.

At night, Xie He got up to eat melons, followed his memory to find Ji Yao's alias, and first saw the latest Weibo he posted two hours ago.

@家养废鱼一: It is impossible to break up, and it is impossible to break up in this life [smile].

Buried under the quilt and giggling for a while, Xie He gave a thumbs up.

The author has something to say:

I really love Ji Yao, my first love.