How to pick up the morals of the protagonist of the river crab novel [Quick Transmigration]

It is said that before Xie He announced his withdrawal from the entertainment circle, he had participated in a celebrity show of affection.

The content of the program is probably to choose a few popular stars who have regular partners to film their sweet love or daily life after marriage, and release some small tasks to promote feelings by the way, and have a benign PK between a few CPs or something.

After the warm invitation of the program group for a month, and the begging of fans who heard the wind to jointly launch a blood book of thousands of people, Xie He finally became a regular guest of the first season of "Star Love Letters".

In the first season, a pair of male and female CPs were invited, two pairs of male and female CPs were invited, and there was a pair who had not dated yet and belonged to the newcomer 'La Lang Pei' CP selected by fans.

I have to say that in order to cater to the current male-dominated entertainment industry, the program crew has gone to great lengths. Although same-sex marriage has been legalized for a few years, there are still very few male artists who really dare to come out openly. Looking around, they are the most popular The only one who is controversial is Xie He, who debuted in the draft in his early years.

And even though Xie He has never made it clear who his marriage partner is, except for some fans who have been adhering to the fact that they don't listen to you and lie, most of the fans have already sat down and mocked, acquiescing that their idol has been messing with someone proven facts.

As for who this so-and-so is, I will cry if I say too much.

So after the guest lineup was determined and the official announcement was made, the filming of "Star Love Letters" started in full swing.

The efficiency of the program group was very high. One month later, under the eager anticipation of tens of millions of netizens, this first love variety show in history that included same-sex couples was officially launched.

Guapi is a girl who has not been in the trend of chasing stars for a long time. At first, she accidentally saw Xie He in the emoticons sent by her friends.

There is a saying in the Xie He fan circle, if you really love He He, then you must be Sheng Hei. At first, Gu Pi was very puzzled. He thought Sheng Rui was also very handsome. She is a good-looking dog. Don't mind that.

But then she still slapped her in the face and became a more honorable Sheng Hei.

Before the first episode of the program was broadcast, Guapi squatted in front of the computer on time, with ten fingers ready to move, just waiting for a while to crazily send out barrage Heisheng. It is impossible to get Hehe in this lifetime!

So Gupi's He Fan Group held a meeting before the battle. The strategy was to focus on defeating the bully, and not to be distracted from licking He He. It can be said that they are all quite competent Sheng Hei.

At eight o'clock on Saturday night, "Star Love Letters" is officially broadcast. The program group is still an individual. The first episode did not lose the appetite of the fans. The clip of Xie He was put at the very beginning. Of course, the next episode will not be sure .

First of all, the screen showed Xie He's living room, balcony, restaurant, etc. that could be photographed page by page. Xie He hadn't appeared yet, and the real-time barrage had already exploded.

[Sheng Sheng Sheng Sheng Sheng quickly let me see Brother Sheng ah ah ah I miss him to death! 】

[Pure passers-by feel that the decoration is Shengrui's taste. 】

[Fuck passers-by, get out!Hehe I love you! ! ! 】

[Why are you brushing Sheng Rui here?This is Hehe's house, okay? 】

[Seeing that there are still innocent He fans, the old fan who has suffered from vicissitudes of life expresses his relief and lights a cigarette. 】

Seeing this, Guapi began to work with his fingers crackling.

Gupi: [The set of pretending to be a passer-by can only be done by sand sculptures and powdered fans, just as outdated as your master! 】

As soon as the screen turned, Xie He was preparing breakfast in the kitchen and appeared on the screen. He was obviously a third-year-old, but he seemed to be especially favored by the heavens, and time could not do anything to him.

Probably the picture of the beauty wearing an apron frying eggs in the morning light is too quiet and pleasing to the eye, so the barrage paused for two seconds.

"Have you started recording?"

Xie Hechao blinked at his camera, his curly and fluffy soft hair in the early morning made him look like a young and immature college student.

With a white face without makeup, dewy and gentle eyes, and wearing a cartoon apron with Pikachu on it, the person in the camera looks cute and soft, he licked his face in a distracted way, and turned his head quickly Seeing Sheng Rui's angry face like a ghost on the poster beside the bed, he woke up.

"Breakfast is ready, I have made a lot, let's eat together."

Xie He washed his hands, glanced at the apron with Frog Seeds printed on the wall from the corner of his eye, and immediately gestured to the camera with crooked eyebrows: "This is Xiao Rui's. Don't they have similar expressions? so cute."

[qnm Sheng Rui, I hate the frog seeds! 】

[What kind of angel is this!You are still cute!How cute is that irritable old man? ? ? 】

[Ben Sheng's mother fan has mixed feelings...even a little bit wanting to snatch his daughter-in-law. 】

Guppie: [Hehe, insult the frog! 】

"Okay, it's time to wake him up. In fact, he usually wakes up earlier than me. He was a bit busy at work yesterday, and Xiao Rui didn't come back until early in the morning."

As Xie He spoke, he pushed open the bedroom door. Since the curtains were not opened, the room was very dark, and the picture was jolted. The cameraman who followed was tripped by the large doll lying by the door and almost fell down.

"Ah! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Xie He hurriedly put away the doll, and explained with great self-blame: "Because he will be angry if he can't hold anyone in the morning, so I came up with the idea of ​​using a doll. It seems that I was seen through today..."

【... What the hell kind of angel is this? Hehe marry me, please. Please. 】

[Doll: What did I do wrong to be hugged by Sheng Rui?Still being thrown out of bed? 】

[Little Overlord saved the world in his previous life? 】

[Wonderful Frog Seed saved the world in his previous life? 】

[This wave of dog food made me cry, no wonder there are fewer and fewer black Xiehe in Shengfen, how can this go black...]

Gupi: [I'm still angry with this kind of wife, I'm so angry that I burst into tears, he's used to it! 】

After packing up his things, Xie He half-knelt beside the bed, calling out softly, "Xiao Rui, wake up, it's time to get up, everyone from the program team is here."

"Sheng Rui, Sheng Sheng, everyone is waiting."

The light was insufficient, and the camera could not capture Sheng Rui's full face. The audience could only guess what happened through the ups and downs of the quilt.

The person on the bed let out a 'tsk' impatiently, and suddenly stretched out his arm and hooked Xie He's waist to bring him under the bed.

Fortunately, Xie He had expected this long ago, so he dodged skillfully, and then continued to disturb Sheng Qingmeng patiently.

"Stop making trouble, there are a lot of people in the room, it's time for breakfast."

Sheng Rui's waking up is very serious, so serious that I might be scolded and cried when the king of heaven came, so when Sheng Rui sat up suddenly, facing the dark figure in front of him with a dark face and about to open his mouth, Xie He immediately took the first step to cover it his mouth.

"What are you... um!"

"Well, I'm sorry, let's wait in the living room first, he got up and needs to change his clothes." Xie He turned around to discuss with apologetic expression, his palms loosened because of his posture.

"Xie He!"

The staff was obviously timid, and the audience saw that the screen changed again, and then jumped directly to the scene where the two had breakfast.

After many years, Sheng Rui was finally publicly exposed in front of the camera again, and the Sheng fans who were waiting to be fed after a long time, all shivered and frantically took screenshots.

[Brother Sheng ah ah ah!I miss you so much! 】

[Without the packaging of the entertainment industry, I am still beautiful and prosperous. 】

[Did you feel that Sheng Rui looked at the camera with murderous intent...]

[This is very good for cp, why do you reject it so much? 】

[Upstairs new fans, walk slowly and don't send them away. 】

[...So what happened just now, I think Brother Sheng is still very angry, but why isn't he angry?Don't Ben Sheng's fans know Brother Sheng well enough? 】

Guapi: [I didn't make a lot of fire!Didn't you see that Laozi's Hehe mouth was gnawed and swollen? ! 】

"How does it taste?" Xie He watched Sheng Rui take a bite of the fried egg sandwich and asked expectantly.

Sheng Rui snorted coldly, his face still gloomy: "Normal."

"Really?" Xie He burst into laughter, took a bite of the sandwich, and said vaguely: "I think I played well today."

【…? ? ? 】

【…I do not really understand? 】

[Do you have any objections to killing Sheng Rui? 】

[The speaking Hefan, please rationally analyze who is the first person—from a rational double burden. 】

Guapi: [Eat a meal to pick and choose, you are so awesome, go for it! 】

As if feeling the doubts of the audience through the screen, Xie He explained slowly: "Usually it is Xiao Rui who cooks, I only cook occasionally, and my level is only considered to be average? Xiao Rui's cooking skills are really very good. "

Hearing this, Sheng Rui raised his eyelids: "How powerful is it?"

"Um..." Xie He racked his brains to come up with a pertinent evaluation: "The most delicious food in the world!"

Sheng Rui curled the corner of his mouth and scolded, "Idiot."

Anyway, under the subtle understanding of the young lady in the later stage, most of the dark cloud called getting up qi above Sheng Rui's head dissipated.

[Is Brother Sheng laughing?Am I dazzled? 】

【I found that Hehe is very good at it...】

[Being favored?Can I expect to be favored for a while? 】

【ah!I hate!Divorce! 】

Guapi: [From a useless idiot to an idiot, Xiaobawang has really made progress (sneer). 】

The barrage was complaining, when Sheng Rui wiped the soy milk from the corner of Xie He's mouth with his thumb with a half-smile, probably felt that it felt good, and pinched Xie He's face

…Holy guy, that bit of soy milk was all over his face!

After a while, Xie He still had work to do. It was winter outside, and it snowed last night. Before leaving, he wrapped himself up tightly. Sheng Rui looked drowsy, and obviously planned to sleep again. This is the good thing about being a boss. If you want to take a vacation, you can take a vacation.

Xie He changed his shoes at the entrance, before going out, Sheng Rui stopped him.

"I dropped something again, can you grow your brain."

Drop something?What happened?No?

Xie He thought about it blankly for two seconds, and then suddenly realized, he raised his toes and came to kiss him.

Later, there was a scary and funny sound effect.

Not only the program crew and the audience, but even Sheng Rui didn't expect his sudden attack. Under the Blu-ray quality, his momentary stunned and gradually turning pink ear tips were clearly captured.

But idiots don't enjoy the welfare at the mouth, Sheng Rui didn't say anything, just shook the mask hooked between his fingers in front of Xie He's eyes after the kiss, and then saw Xie He's face flushed, and then he took his time Put a mask on him.

[Why is Hehe so cute, why did he fall for a kiss?What is this guy thinking. 】

[Actually, it looks quite sweet this way, this face is really good. 】

[They're not newlyweds, why is the atmosphere so boring? Should I say that their acting skills are really good? 】

[Who said acting?The little overlord hammered your dog's head off! 】

[It's one thing, one thing. Sheng Rui's eyes are very gentle, which is really different from the eyes when looking at the camera. 】

Guppie: [qnm Sheng Rui! 19 minutes and 43 seconds!Rabbit ears flashing across the sofa! qnm Shengrui! 】

When the barrage came here, it was a rare [qnm Shengrui] who tacitly turned into a water.

The part where Xie He was working and sleeping with Sheng Rui was skipped by the program crew very humanely, and it went directly to Xie He's get off work, and Sheng Rui drove to pick him up.

The snowy night scene was very beautiful. Back in the residential area, the dedicated Xie He proposed to take a stroll outside. Sheng Rui glanced at his red face from the cold, and his unhappiness was clearly written on his face. Xie He couldn't see it.

Just when the audience was trembling for Xie He through the screen, Xie He suddenly slipped on the sole of the path and fell straight into the grass next to him.

Fortunately, a thick layer of snow had accumulated on the grass, so even if he fell on his face, he was fine except for throwing the snow out of a human-shaped pit.

Seeing someone fall, Sheng Rui at the back immediately walked a few steps quickly, and was silently relieved until he heard Xie He's heartless smirk.

Xie He turned over and lay on his back on the snow, his eyes were shining, reflected in the picture, like a pair of black pearls soaked in snow water.

"Falling on the flat ground really hurt you, get up quickly!" Sheng Rui kicked his shoes with a bad tone.

Xie He touched his nose that was red from the cold, and also felt that it was a bit embarrassing for such a big man to wrestle, but he could have lost his face as soon as he could.

"I'm tired! I have no strength! My whole body hurts!" Xie He turned his face away to look at the sky, stretched out his arms forward, and acted coquettishly without changing his face: "Hug."

"Shut up." Sheng Rui glanced at the grass on one side, looking extremely irritable: "Hurry up, it's so dirty!"

What are you doing, you don't give me any face when recording a show!

Xie He glanced at the cameramen who surrounded him in a small half circle, feeling uncomfortable and ashamed, his stubbornness came up, he closed his eyes without saying a word, and stretched out his hand stubbornly.

He didn't move, and Sheng Rui didn't move, but judging by the dark expression on his face, he might be going crazy in the next second.

The atmosphere became stalemate like this, the pink bubbles that were still sweet at first were all shattered, and the onlookers were too frightened to make a sound.

Sheng Fan, who has always closed his eyes and boasted, couldn't stand it anymore, and secretly betrayed the organization and launched a barrage.

[...Brother Sheng, let's give it a hug, it's okay to give it a hug. 】

【Hold him!Hurry up and hug him!Hurry up and hug him! ! ! 】

[I'm going to die of anger!Sheng Rui was black all his life!What the hell is this! 】

[Don't get divorced and keep it for the Chinese New Year!Let's be an individual, Little Overlord. 】

Guapi: [gtmd Xiaobawang, give me back Hehe!I hug!I hug every day! 】

After a stalemate for nearly a minute, Xie He pursed his mouth and slowly lowered his arms. The cameraman took a close-up shot of him without hesitation.

I saw that his eyes, which were still bright just now, completely dimmed, and there was a layer of water in his eyes, but he stubbornly refused to blink, and his eyes were red.

"Fuck, you fucking know how to pick your time..."

Sheng Rui took a deep breath, and walked forward in a rage. With his posture, the staff thought he was going to do something directly in front of the camera. The producer was so scared that he hurriedly stopped him, and he didn't even care about rushing into the screen.

As a result, as soon as the producer took two steps, Sheng Rui leaned down and grabbed Xie He's knees with one hand, and hooked his waist with the other. He picked him up while breathing, and it was a princess hug that tested his strength.

"Don't sleep tonight, just wash this clothes for me ten times!"

Xie He was hanging on his neck, tears came out like strings of pearls, probably because he was wronged, he was crying so hard that he couldn't make a sound, he looked so pitiful as hell, with a look of shame on his face Listen to the confused look.

He didn't understand, but the producer over there understood. He just breathed a sigh of relief because there was no domestic violence accident on his front foot, and then he felt something soft under his feet.

I don't know any dog ​​owner who has no sense of public morality, and doesn't clean up the dog poop. Fortunately, the weather is cold, and the poop is frozen into poop, and the producer's foot directly crushed the poop.

And just now, Babatuo was in the human-shaped pit left by Xie He when he fell, probably at the waist side. He wore a lot of clothes, and then turned sideways, so he didn't notice it at all, but the clothes More or less still stained a little.

The staff behind laughed like crazy, Xie He grabbed Sheng Rui's shoulder and looked back, still in a daze.

This paragraph was edited out by the editor, and the onlookers in front of the TV left a piece of ellipsis, and then started the mutual harm mode.

[Who scolded me Sheng Ge just now, have the guts to get out! 】

[Sheng Fan himself is the one who scolds the most, but it's too late. 】

[Why is Xie He such a chief, he can fall into dog shit if he falls? ? 】

[If you're lucky, you have to share it, but it's really awesome. 】

【Hahahahahaha Sheng Rui's aggrieved expression at the end is so funny】

[What are you laughing at, this is a hug of true love, who will say that I am a scumbag!My Brother Sheng can embrace shit, but can He Fen? 】

Guapi: [...Brother Sheng, in fact, washing it three times is almost enough. 】

At the end of the first issue of "Star Love Letters", Xie He posted a Weibo, without editing any content, only posted a photo.

In the photo, he was sitting on a small bench in the bathroom, drooping his head and rubbing his clothes. He looked aggrieved, pitiful and funny.

Not long after, Sheng Rui reposted this post on Weibo, which had been silent for hundreds of years.

[Shengrui 01-1621 49:01:[-] Forward @谢豪 [picture]

Still smell, wash ten times again.

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@呱皮: Brother Sheng, forget it.

@林叶子: Brother Sheng can do it, He He knew it was wrong [poor]

@花吉: Forget it, brother Sheng, don’t be as knowledgeable as cutie.

@时我：Brother Sheng, I can’t wear the clothes anymore after washing, why don’t we settle it on the bed...?

At the end of the show, the trailer for the second episode was released. The two younger juniors played by Lalang will appear in the second episode, and one of them clearly stated in the trailer that he is a senior fan. 180 G of Hehe resources, and then, the editor took care of Xie Heshengrui's trailer.

As the night darkened, the two of them sat on the bed as if they were negotiating, but the program crew silenced everything in front of them, leaving only a vague sentence.

Sheng Rui sneered: "Heh, scold me hard, if you stupid fans scold me, I will..."

Then there was the scene of Xie He jumping up and covering his mouth, click, the trailer ended, leaving a daydream.

The author has something to say:

Originally, I wanted to write about the lethality of Brother Sheng's gentleness, but in the end...well, it was written as a sand sculpture.

The second episode looks at fate, the rabbit ears look at fate, and the sand sculptures in other worlds look at fate.