flammable relationship

After a good day, it collapsed again before staying overnight.

It's more exciting than playing a fucking roller coaster.

Wei Ran tried his best to figure out what went wrong, but that didn't stop Brother Ran from begging for mercy by pleading for mercy. Those who applaud.

"I did it unethically. I reflect on it, I apologize, I write a letter of repentance, and I can do whatever I want. Teacher Fu, Fu Yiheng? You open the door so that we can get along. Talk through the door, right? A bit too raw?" Wei Ran knocked on the door tentatively, but there was still no movement inside, he seemed so angry that he didn't bother to make a sound.

Wei Ran is not used to coaxing people, he has nothing to do, so he squatted at the door with a sad face and smoked.He took two puffs, knocked on the door with his backhand, and muttered a few soft words. He looked like the unlucky man who came back from drinking and getting drunk and was shut out by his wife.You can't answer the door, you can't get angry, and you can only say a harsh word: "I will wait here for you until the end of time!"

That's it, if the voice is too loud, it will also be suspected of disturbing the people.

Wei Ran was aggrieved, starving silently, wasting away at the door.

"Didn't you beat me up at that time? You didn't want to see me like that. I don't blame you, but I have to see you, don't I? I miss you so much, I can't help it." He didn't expect the person in the room to hear this, and his voice was very low, so all the words in his heart were shaken out, "I said I miss you, not at this moment, this time or this day, but every day, I miss you all the time. But you have blocked all my original contact information. I have nowhere to say. I can’t help but want to write a letter and send it here. I’m afraid you’ll get bored and move directly. I only have this address in my hand. If you move again, where can I find someone when I come back? So, you can imagine how these longings have piled up in the past four years? If I don’t find a way to relieve myself, I’m really, crazy, just thinking about it This way, it’s good to listen to the door when you go in and out. This way is really bad, I deserve it if you are angry, who asked me to lie to you. "

"But there is a difficulty in everything, isn't it? Let's calm down when it's almost over? Don't get angry." Wei Ran raised the volume a little, then lowered it again, "Don't say it, I had planned for the worst during that time. In case I can't catch up with you in school, then I still have a way out. I can be a good neighbor in silence, not showing up, and be a lifetime, until one day you find someone who is more handsome than me and richer than me. A man who loves you more than me, I can't stand it, and I will naturally move away."

"The question is, where in the world can you find a man who loves you more than me?" He muttered to himself, dusting the cigarette ash into the ashtray brought from his home, his tone inexplicably proud and confident, "No, no one Love you more than I can."

At this time, the door behind him creaked open.

Unprepared, Wei Ran leaned back and was resisted by Fu Yiheng kneeling behind the door.

Wei Ran raised his neck, the paranoia in his eyes was so thick that it couldn't be resolved, Fu Yiheng looked in condescendingly, and saw his silhouette reflected in the depths of those pupils, surrounded by a circle of light crowned with love.He kept his face as sullen as possible, and admitted defeat in a blunt tone: "Have you finished speaking, and get out of here immediately."

Wei Ran hurriedly rolled in, and as soon as he entered, he could smell the aroma of hot food.

His teacher Fu is so cute, and he can cook three dishes and one soup when he is angry. Wei Ran was a little embarrassed, and felt that he was not a thing, and smiled shyly: "How do you know that I haven't eaten yet?" ?”

Fu Yiheng gave him a cool look, and said: "Don't you know fortune-telling? Do the math yourself?"

Wei Ran gnawed on the hedgehog and got a thorn in his mouth, hating himself for why he had to hide it in the first place, so he shut his mouth and decided to talk less and eat more, not to send it to the gun.

If he didn't speak, Teacher Fu also had an opinion. He put the rice grains into his mouth one by one with the chopsticks: "What's the matter, maybe the acting agency is addicted to acting? Who are you trying to suffocate by keeping silent?"

Wei Ran: "..."

It turns out that this person still has such a sassy and critical side, which is really fresh.

Wei Ran pretended to be cowardly in a low voice: "I'm afraid that if I talk too much, you think I'm noisy, so you will take me out and lock me up."

"Who can lock you up?" Fu Yiheng didn't even lift his eyelids, and always liked to tell people's faults, "Don't you know how to guess the password by yourself?"

"Don't dare, don't dare, at that time it was... wait."

Wei Ran suddenly comprehended the profound meaning of Fu Yiheng's words, tied his tongue, put down the bowl and chopsticks, ran outside, and slammed the door behind him.

Looking down, the lock is still the same as before. When you stretch out your index finger and touch the lock surface lightly, the round buttons will light up in blue light. If you stare at it for a long time, the nine Arabic numerals seem to exude a deceptive smell—— There are countless ways to arrange and combine them, but there is only one correct solution.

Wei Ran took a deep breath, and calmly pressed the four-digit password—the pass he used to break into Fu Yiheng's room back then.

If Fu Yiheng hasn't changed the door lock code for so many years, does it mean... Wei Ran swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

Wrong password, please re-enter.

Wei Ran: "..."

Well, Mr. Fu is not lacking in thoughtfulness, if he lures a wolf into the house and is bitten by a wolf, how can he keep the door open for the wolf again?

With the mentality of trying again when he was full, he entered another series of number combinations.

Then...the door opened.

Wei Ran was incredible.

This password is the day when he secretly kissed Fu Yiheng in Pingyang Reservoir.

A day of great significance.

Behind the door, Fu Yiheng leaned against the wall of the entrance with his hands folded across his chest, and said the most touching love words in the world in a tone that ordered him to roll in: "I remember everything you asked me to remember. "

Wei Ran was in a trance, his heart seemed to be filled with honey, and every time he beat, the honey water would flow to his limbs with the blood, making his whole body feel sweet and greasy, and the taste of happiness came out of his mouth .

He was so happy that he closed the door with his foot, ran over, picked him up with his hips in his arms, and turned around several times.

Fu Yiheng didn't resist, and let him hug and toss.

Turning dizzy, Wei Ran sat the person on the tall locker, propped his hands on Fu Yiheng's side, squeezed between his legs, and still looked up, pecking Fu Yiheng's chin, the dark brown pupils Jumping with light: "I declare that today is the happiest day in my life, Wei Ran! I will commemorate it every year in the future, and let it glow forever in the long river of memory!"

Fu Yiheng lowered his head, held his face in both hands, and smiled lightly against his forehead: "Then we have too many days to commemorate, my very busy classmate Wei Ran."

When he said this, he called Wei Ran a classmate, and when he smiled again, the taste of pampering came out.

Wei Ran almost couldn't hold it back, he had completely pressed his crotch against Fu Yiheng, but now he moved back half an inch with guilt, turned his head and whispered to Fu Yiheng: "You are busy with your work, I will celebrate mine. Stay with you , 365 days a year, every day is worth celebrating, from now on I will set off fireworks in my mind every day, it’s so beautiful, I’m so envious of you.”

"That can't be done." Fu Yiheng smiled, leaned over and put his arms around Wei Ran's shoulders, tightening his arms, "From now on, everything must be shared by two people, two people should live the life, two people should watch the fireworks, miss and get points Divided into two equal parts, it will not take advantage of you."

Wei Ran was stunned for a moment, almost losing his face: "What I just said outside the door...you heard everything?"

Fu Yiheng let go of him, and summed it up very understandingly: "I heard that, a certain person said that he missed me so much that he would go crazy if he couldn't meet him, so he didn't hesitate to lie and deceive people. Neighbors, silently guard your sweetheart."

"Tsk, you were eavesdropping on the door at that time, right?" Wei Ran was a little shy, hesitating for a long time and still a little unbalanced, trying to find some comfort, so he asked expectantly, "Then...you don't miss me? "

Fu Yiheng turned his face and refused to recognize anyone, pushed him away and jumped off the cabinet, rolled his eyes restrainedly: "What do I want you to do? Looking for abuse?"

Wei Ran: "..."

Well, I am asking in vain.

Later, Wei Ran seized the opportunity to bring up the old story again, and asked Fu Yiheng how he saw through his disguise. He once felt that he was very suitable for the role of social terror, and he made up lies seamlessly.

Older gingers are more spicy.Fu Yiheng said that due to the expensive cat food, Wanwanla's poop has a unique copper rust smell, which can be smelled 100 meters away.That night, he just knew that Wanwan was nearby, so he tried to call out. He originally wanted to see the true face of Lushan, who was fearful of his neighbor, but he didn't expect to cheat Wei Ranlai, which was completely unexpected.

Co-authoring, there are millions of successes and millions of failures.

Who would have thought Tangtang Ran would fall on a cat?

After that, in order to get revenge, Wei Ran adopted two more cats. Every day, he pampered the cats in front of Million. He was extremely gentle, trying to make Million feel the fear that thousands of pets would be empty. The results were remarkable. Wei Ran complacent.Fu Yiheng didn't look right at him in the past few days, saying that he was like a scumbag who, in order to punish his wife, found a double lover, and even brought them back to show off, the kind of scum that made his wife jealous and then went completely crazy for him.

Needless to say, this metaphor is quite vivid.

Wei Ran was amused for a long time.

When I returned to school on Monday, the mysterious "rich woman" who gave flowers died down, and the two teachers in the middle of the city suddenly became acquainted with each other, and the friendship between them developed extremely rapidly.

There was a new post on the school forum that went viral overnight, and the title looked like a code word: Flammable girls rush ducks!Click in, and the floors and vests are also full of codes.Only after in-depth research will it be discovered that there are mainly two major cult forces colliding fiercely in the post. The point of entanglement is whether it is flammable or flammable. Each has the following one, two, and three strong arguments.

Fu Yiheng accidentally clicked in, swiped around and looked up and asked Wei Ran: "What is the CP Party?"

It was the time when the autumn tiger was still in full swing, and the weather was abnormally hot. Wei Ran had the last class in the morning. After taking the physical education class, it was so hot that he didn't have any appetite.He glanced at Fu Yiheng's cell phone and was organizing his words. His curious baby humbly asked for advice: "What is my cp that is detachable and irreversible?"

Wei Ran smiled, and raised his hand to rub Teacher Fu's meticulous hairstyle: "Do you know what post you clicked into?"

"I probably know." Fu Yiheng patted his troubled hand away, "There are photos of the two of us in the same frame. There are also some... more explicit articles below. Should I suggest that the school implement real-name registration on the forum?"

"No, this is originally a tree hole for complaining. You have to ban them, and the psychological pressure of the students will increase dramatically." Wei Ran stopped him, and Fu Yiheng was carefully picking out the ginger slices from the rice plate for him , Wei Ran continued, "Besides, there are other considerations for the school not to use the real name, such as surveying public sentiment and gathering public opinion. I remember when I was in school, there was a very popular post complaining about a certain teacher's sloppy behavior towards female students... ..."

"Well, I also have an impression of this, the head teacher of a certain class in the first year of high school." Fu Yiheng nodded, reaching for mineral water, "Later, he was dismissed and investigated."

"This matter was first exposed in the forum, and it was too hot, which attracted the attention of the school leaders." Wei Ran unscrewed the cap of the mineral water for him, "So if you have a real-name system, who will pay attention to such things in the future? Dare to tell the truth?"

"It makes sense." Fu Yiheng took the water and drank it.

Glancing at the phone screen, several photos were updated immediately in the post. The first one was of him picking ginger slices for Wei Ran, and the second one was of Wei Ran twisting the bottle cap for him. Fu Yiheng didn't swallow a sip of water , almost choked.

The large army arrived immediately and covered many floors.

The word "flammable" was frantically swiped under the first photo, and "flammable" was swiped under the second photo. The two sides were evenly matched, evenly matched.

"I seem to understand." Fu Yiheng looked around and smiled wryly, "The order of these two words, who is first and who is behind, seems to be a metaphor for the up and down issues in reality."