flammable relationship

When Fu Yiheng sat on the crowded minibus bound for the small county towns around with his funeral face on his face, he wasn't quite sure whether he was crazy or Wei Ran was crazy.

"Since it's here, it's safe." Madman Wei advised him.

Fu Yiheng let out a sigh, panting a bit. After answering the phone, he rushed over at a speed of sprinting [-] meters. As soon as he stepped on the car, the flight attendant announced his departure.At that time, Mr. Fu was holding on to the pole, and his eyes were scanning the entire carriage, not the person he was looking for. He was out of breath for two of the three sentences, and he had no strength to defend himself, saying that he was just here to give away a mobile phone and not take the bus. I don't have much patience to listen to his anger, so I just slapped people in, and I didn't forget to remind: this gentleman, get on the bus first and then pay the fare, it's not an example to get off.

When the car pulled out of the station, Wei Ran, who was sitting in the back row, raised his finger at him through the heads of the moving cars, indicating his position.As far as this movement is concerned, if Fu Yiheng hadn't maintained a high degree of concentration to search deliberately, he might not be able to find it next year based on his unclear vision when he doesn't wear glasses.

Fu Yiheng: "..."

If you speak two seconds earlier, can you save two taels of meat?Two seconds earlier, I can get off before the door closes, and I don't have to be forced to pay a fare right now, let alone shrink in the back row to breathe the air of a hundred flowers blooming in this confined space.

"Why do you have to sit in the car?" After sitting down, Fu Yiheng was very puzzled, "If you are waiting for someone to come to you, shouldn't you go out and find a conspicuous place?"

"Aren't I occupying a seat?" Wei Ran took it for granted, "It's gone when I leave. It takes three hours to get to Pingyang, and I can't bear it, my legs hurt."

Fu Yiheng looked at him with a coffin face.

Wei Ran added: "I'm squeamish."

Are you still squeamish?Are you squeamish and you sew wounds with a stapler?

Fu Yiheng couldn't bear it anymore, and exposed him: "There are still two empty seats in front."

"Oh. This kind of good luck is actually rare today." Wei Ran opened his eyes and said nonsense, "Really, usually there are few seats and there are many people, and the old ladies can fight for a seat."

Fine.

Fu Yiheng took a deep breath, calmed down his temper, took out Wei Ran's cell phone from his pocket, and was just about to hand it over when he saw that Wei Ran was still holding a cell phone in his hand. The pink and bright green screen flickered, as if blinking and taunting a kind teacher who had worked so hard to deliver the phone.

Immediately, Fu Yiheng couldn't hold back the blue veins on his forehead: "You have a spare phone, why don't you let me rush over to deliver it?"

"Ah, yes." Wei Ran was extremely innocent, "Otherwise, what would I use to call you?"

"No, there is no note on the number. I thought you borrowed a mobile phone from a random passerby."

"No, didn't I send you the license plate number by text message later?"

"..."

At this point, Fu Yiheng finally understood that cooperating with this dead child was a trick for him, and he wanted to invite him to be a guest, but he knew that if he said it directly, he would definitely be rejected, so he dropped a mobile phone obliquely, step by step, and invite you into the urn. .

The plan was very thorough, and in the end he really succeeded.

For a moment, Teacher Fu was convinced that there was an irreparable black hole in his IQ. He snorted coldly, threw the phone to Wei Ran, put his hypoxic head on the back of the chair properly with his arms folded, and closed his eyes. Stop talking.

Is there any way, the thief got on the car, and there is no reason to tear his face halfway and roll down.

But after admitting it, he was still angry, mainly angry that he was tricked by a boy ten years younger than him.

He was angry, but Wei Ran was not angry. Little Wei Ran was quite happy, and harassed him from time to time: "Teacher, are you hungry? It's past time for dinner."

Fu Yiheng forced himself into a long sleep: I'm so full of breath, I'm so hungry.

Wei Ran understood that he didn't want to talk very much at the moment, and began to take out food from the backpack in a leisurely manner: "I have the oranges, apples and bananas that my aunt gave just now, and by the way, there are also pineapple cakes. , Teacher, if you are hungry, just take it and eat it, don't be polite to me."

Fu Yiheng secretly rolled his eyes to the sky: why are you being polite?Co-authoring your pile of things are all borrowing Buddha's flowers to turn around and offer to Buddha, and the Buddha has to be polite to you after receiving the flowers?Why is it so beautiful?

Of course, Wei Ran didn't know that he had triggered the crazy and hurtful attributes deeply rooted in Mr. Fu's soul, and he still ecstatically said: "Pingyang is a small place with many mountains, but the scenery is pretty good. Every year, many people from the city go rafting. , it's still a bit cold, it's not the peak season for rafting, but you can go fishing in the reservoir, and I'll take you around tomorrow to calm down. Teacher Fu, if you can't sleep, can you listen to music?"

"..."

Fu Yiheng moved his eyelids, wanting to say that I don't listen to your death heavy metal, and my brain hurts when I heard it, but before I could lift my mouth, my cool fingertips touched the pinna of his right ear, and put a cooler The earphones were turned and plugged in, and when they were fixed and withdrawn, the thumbs rubbed the ear bones twice intentionally or unintentionally.

The sizzling electric current flows from the soft and fragile ear bones to the limbs and bones.

The temperature sense in the ear canal is extremely sensitive. First, there is the coolness brought by the foreign body sensation, and then the place touched by the finger burns, and it burns to the cerebral cortex, which is very uncomfortable.Fu Yiheng frowned and turned his head to avoid it. Just as he was about to take off the earphones by himself, the profound and melodious music played, and his hands stopped in the air abruptly.

There was no prelude to the song, and the ethereal female voice emerged from scratch, breaking through the noise of the outside world, and sang in a moving language that Fu Yiheng had never heard before.

Very pure, very warm, very not "Wei Ran".

Fu Yiheng raised his eyebrows, a little unexpected.

"Sami language." Wei Ran smiled in a low voice, and recited it casually, like a poem, "Under the bright starry sky, I am looking for the sign of the Northern Lights. Destiny is ups and downs, searching up and down. It turns out that you by my side are That Northern Lights."

Fu Yiheng closed his eyes and couldn't see Wei Ran's expression, but the laughter seemed to stick to his ears, and after the laugh, the eardrums were still trembling.The Adam's apple was raised slightly, and he asked, "Is this the lyrics?"

"Yes."

At least the first half is.

Fu Yiheng lifted his chin, changed to a more comfortable sitting position, and commented: "It's quite romantic."

"right."

Wei Ran turned off the phone screen, and before it went completely dark, the final image on the screen was a picture of a man sleeping with his eyes closed while listening to a song.

The three-hour drive was not too difficult. Wei Ran specially selected a sleep aid song list for the elderly. Within two songs, a certain young talent who was rushing straight to the ranks of the elderly fell asleep, and there was a wave in the carriage. Even the louder snoring failed to wake him up.

When we got there, it was already eleven o'clock at night.

Fu Yiheng was woken up by someone pressing his head and rubbing his hair. His eyes were opened with difficulty, and he could see a faint blue vein on the side of his neck, buried under the skin and throbbing. It was quite lively. He might be Sleepy Man was startled, raised his hand and pinched it, and twisted it.

Wei Ran was still lamenting how long Mr. Fu's eyelashes are. When he opened his eyes and glanced, his entire neck was itchy. The good times didn't last long. Before the itching was over, he jumped up in pain, clutching his neck and head straight Hide to the other side: "Why are you pinching me?"

Teacher Fu seemed to be getting up a little angry, his face remained unchanged, and he pressed the sore muscle on his shoulder and neck coldly after maintaining the same posture for a long time: "Then why are you messing with my hair?"

Wei Ran cleared his throat with a guilty conscience: "I kindly borrowed your shoulder to let you sleep peacefully all the way. I just 'accidentally' touched your hair. Is it too much?"

Fu Yiheng raised his thin eyelids and nodded: "Excessive, it's a disadvantage to borrow a shoulder? Who abducted me here?"

Wei Ran: "..."

How do you feel that Mr. Fu's combat value has increased after he fell asleep and talked about it?What kind of tragic accident happened in the dream, which caused people's temperament to change?

The two got out of the car in silence. At the end of April and the beginning of May, the evening wind that blew had already brought a lingering humidity and heat. The mountain city had a lot of water. After soaking in the humid air for a long time, I always felt that my face was wet. I don’t know why. Sweat is water.

The land of Pingyang is poor, if you say that the most luxurious building in the county is probably the station under your feet.Poor places rely on mountains to eat mountains, and drink water by the water. Later, they found that there will always be a time when the mountains and rivers run out. In order to achieve sustainable development, the poor leaders set their sights on the hot tourism industry.Needless to say, this is a great decision. In recent years, the main economy of Pingyang has been contributed by the pockets of tourists from surrounding cities.There are more and more tricks in the project, such as rafting hot spring bungee jumping, everything. At the same time, the county leaders know how important the first impression is, and spent huge sums of money to build this station that can barely sustain the scene.

The rumbling sound of the train came from behind, Fu Yiheng was a little confused: "Why, the train station and bus station are the same?"

"Well, it would be nice to have it." Wei Ran lit a cigarette without any taboo, and asked Fu Yiheng to wait on the spot, and ran outside to negotiate the price with the black car driver who was waiting there for the weight of the fat sheep.

Fu Yiheng saw the young man holding the car window with one hand and flicking the cigarette ash with the other. The driver of the black car was obviously losing ground, his black face was full of reluctance. Wei Ran said something later, the driver laughed and shook his head. Putting on a look of clothes.

As Mr. Fu looked at it, a funny sense of perversion emerged in his heart. There is no doubt that Wei Ran is the one who is more comfortable in the big dye vat of society where fish and dragons are mixed together.He is too sophisticated, too adapted to this environment, and blends in with the surroundings so much that at this moment, Fu Yiheng can't feel any student-like air from him.

It was the first time in Mr. Fu's life that he came up with such a hypothesis. If he and Wei Ran were deprived of all external objects and left on an uninhabited island, and their status, status and influence were all reduced to phantoms, would they be absolutely equal? ?No, not equal, Mr. Fu thought about it, Wei Ran may still have the upper hand in all aspects of life.

The two sides reached an agreement, and Wei Ran came back to pick Fu Yiheng into the car.

Fu Yiheng stretched out his head and glanced over there, looking at the 'convertible car' that was ventilating everywhere, feeling a little worried, and couldn't help but suggest: "For safety reasons, let's take a regular taxi."

"Taxi? There's no such thing here, and no taxi company is willing to come to this unshitty place to do charity." Wei Ran said narrowly, "Mr. Fu has never been to such a rural seat, so I don't know. That's normal too."

Fu Yiheng was speechless, bent his waist and shrunk his shoulders, and got into the 'convertible car'.

After bouncing around for half an hour, Wei Ran jumped out of the car first when they reached the destination, and then helped Teacher Fu down.Fu Yiheng pulled out his hand angrily, and gave him a sideways glance, "I'm not limping, so I don't need your help."

Wei Ran scratched his head resentfully: "..."

I don't know if it's an illusion, but I always feel that Teacher Fu has a big temper.

The so-called tactics keep improving in the midst of changes. Fu Yiheng has found a way to deal with brats after being teased and cheated again and again. Well, against the shameless, anyone who is respectable is stupid.

Wei Ranpingyang's home is not too remote, at least it's in the county town, and it's not in a village on the edge.After getting out of the car and going into the alley, Fu Yiheng was dizzy as soon as he entered. There are various houses hidden in the narrow alley, and the house numbers of each house have their own style. The styles are not uniform, and even the location and order are not uniform. , Hit 501 and pass by, the next one is actually 63, which is impossible to hit.For outsiders, this place is like a maze, but Wei Ran has actually lived in it before. He looked down at his feet and could walk with his eyes closed. down.

Fu Yiheng was still dizzy with the house number, and Wei Ran didn't make a sound. The iron door seemed to have been predicted and opened from the inside, like an automatic sensor.Through the one-inch-long door crack, the soft light of the yellow porch lamp reveals a slender figure of a girl.

It was only then that Fu Yiheng noticed that it was late at night, and the surrounding people were all in darkness, and only this one was still stubbornly turning on the lights, refusing to rest.

"Wei Ran, you're late." The girl folded her arms, her words were full of resentment, maybe because she waited for a long time, the resentment came up, "Look at what time it is, grandma is asleep."

"Wei Ran, what is Wei Ran, called brother. It's not big or small." Wei Ran clicked dissatisfiedly, tilted his head and glanced at the phone, then heaved a sigh of relief, showing the smile of the rest of his life, "Fortunately, there are only a few seconds left , wait, I'll count the seconds."

"Cut, childish." The girl bent her arms and pulled open the heavy iron door to both sides. In the shadow behind the door, the face that was seven or eight points similar to Wei Ran was completely revealed, with anticipation hidden in disdain, jumping for joy I can't hide my thoughts.

Not like, not at all.Fu Yiheng thought to himself.

Amidst the rattling of iron chains, Wei Ran continued the traditional program he had kept for more than ten years, with gentle eyes.

"3. Happy birthday, Wei Xi."

The author has something to say: Sorry for the long wait.

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