After three years of marriage, I found out that Lao Gong was a cat

Chapter 8

I am old swan.

what's the situation? ?Cheng Kexin didn't dare to answer the words anymore. She has always been in love with her, so why is she going to get divorced all of a sudden?

Damn it, something bad happened.

Seeing that Chi Yu's expression was not good, Cheng Kexin immediately dismissed the idea of ​​continuing the stall, got into his Ferrari, let the driver drive it, and left in a hurry.

"I'm telling you something big. Mrs. Yu is quarreling about getting a divorce. Brother Sanhua is so anxious that his face turns green!" Cheng Kexin dialed his friend just after the Ferrari drove away.

"What?! Really, Lianqiu, Kexin said that Brother Sanhua is going to get a divorce!"

Cheng Ke rolled his eyes angrily, "How many times have I told you not to call me Kexin!"

"Brother Sanhua is going to get divorced, you still care what I call you."

Cheng Kexin was so angry, "If I know, I won't tell you. I'll go tell Dabo and the others!"

Before the car drove far, half the world knew that Chi Yu and Du Yu were going to divorce.

"You heard what I said, right?" Du Yu was about to open the skylight to speak frankly.

Chi Yu stroked his hair, "The wind is too strong."

Du Yu: "..."

Du Yu whispered: "It is said that the cat's kidneys are not good."

Chi Yu's face was cold, "The wind has calmed down."

Du Yu: "..."

You are Fengshen.

The car boy quickly drove Chi Yu's Tiggo over and parked in the place where the Ferrari was just now. Compared with the gorgeous Ferrari, it is really a heaven and a ground.

When I was inside, Duyu wanted to ask, "Is the relationship between your Akabane employees and the boss so good, and you just give them a Ferrari when you get married?"

Chi Yu said: "He's drunk."

"I don't think he's very drunk, he's still standing still."

Chi Yu raised his chin, "He can't drink enough, he poured down two glasses, but it's just not visible on the surface, it's not like I don't get drunk after a thousand glasses."

...What's with that smug tone at the end?

"I'll take you back." Chi Yu waved domineeringly, came to the rear door, opened the door and sat in, stayed where he was for a long time without moving, and said pitifully to Du Yu for a long time, "Honey, the steering wheel was stolen."

"..."

What about the promise of a thousand cups not to get drunk?

Du Yu finally took a taxi to take Chi Yu back. Chi Yu couldn't tell that he was drunk at all. He sat upright in the car, frowning and wondering who was so bold as to steal his steering wheel.

On the way, Chi Yu's cell phone kept ringing, Du Yu took a look, and saw that they were all people he didn't know.

He wanted to answer but was stopped by Chi Yu, "Don't answer the kidnapper's call, we'll talk about the ransom tomorrow."

Du Yu: "..."

The driver in front was startled when he heard his words: "Call the police, comrade, there will be no good results for paying the ransom."

Du Yu was helpless, "He's drunk..."

Chi Yu said: "I can't drive without a steering wheel. The ransom must be paid, no more than 100 million."

Du Yu: "..."

Tell the kidnappers to tear up the ticket.

When the car arrived at the door of the house, Chi Yu got out of the car steadily, and Du Yu was afraid that he would talk nonsense again, so he sent him home.The house was still the same as when he left, except that there was less smoke and smoke. Du Yu went to the kitchen to check, and there was no sign of fire. The soy sauce bottle that he had left before he left was still on the kitchen counter.

There were still two tomatoes in the refrigerator, and the fish was made into juice, and some salt was added to sober up Chi Yu.

Chi Yu drank obediently. After drinking, he clenched his hands into fists and washed his face.

Du Yu: "..."

Du Yu grabbed his hand, smiled for a long time, and said, "Don't wash it, I'll wipe it for you with a towel."

Chi Yu grunted, "Meow—"

Du Yu suddenly thought it was very funny, and responded to him: "Meow meow."

Chi Yu grunted and started his imperial engine. Duyu didn't know what he meant, so he went to the bathroom and got a wet towel and came back. Chi Yu wiped his face, rubbed his head against Duyu's arm, and meowed twice, expecting Look at all the fish.

Du Yu said perfunctorily, "Meow."

So Chi Yu took off his clothes, climbed onto the bed, got into the bed, patted the quilt, and motioned for Du Yu to come up too.

Only after seeing his fiery eyes did Duyu know what Chi Yu meant by meowing just now.

Chi Yu looked at Du Yu expectantly, and patted it again.

Du Yu sighed, "You're drunk."

Chi Yu said expressionlessly: "My kidneys are fine."

"..." I did all this to prove that your kidneys are okay. Let's go, I know that the cat's kidneys are cured, "I'm going home." Du Yu was unmoved, stood up and was about to leave.

"Meow." Chi Sanhua drooped his head aggrieved.

This meow is extremely grievous, and Duyu can feel the meaning without translation. Not to mention, he was really moved. Thinking of Chi Yu's dishonesty when he was drunk before, he couldn't be firm. What if this person waits for him to leave and pays a ransom for the steering wheel?

Du Yu didn't believe that Chi Yu had 100 million yuan, but he still had 100 yuan.

When Du Junguo received the call from Duyu, he was playing games on his mobile phone. Duyu was a little worried, "Is it okay if I'm not at home?"

Du Junguo said: "It's okay, I'm not afraid."

Du Yu was not worried that he would be afraid, he was mainly worried that Du Junguo would make trouble.

"Go to bed on time, hear?"

Du Junguo yawned, "If you didn't call, I'd fall asleep."

"Then I hang up and you sleep."

"Boys get angry!" Du Junguo said into the phone, "Today my father and the others are not at home, so I will turn on the computer all night!"

Chi Yu fell asleep soundly before Duyu finished his call.Du Yu knew that he had this problem. He fell asleep after drinking alcohol, and he could sleep until tomorrow morning, which proved that there was no such thing as a bad kidney.

But no proof is needed.

He knew that Chi Yu's kidneys were very good.

Early the next morning, Du Yu cooked the porridge and left before Chi Yu woke up.

When he got home, Du Junguo was still playing games, urging his younger brothers to refresh the map with him, there was unfinished instant noodles on the table next to him, and two bottles of Coke cans were opened, as if he had been fighting for a long time.

Du Junguo didn't expect his father to come back so soon, he thought that the reconciliation with him was better than the wedding.

"I was wrong." Du Junguo admitted his mistake decisively. In this regard, he has already summed up his experience. For a person like Du Yu who prefers to be soft but not hard, it is of no benefit to be stubborn.

"You don't want to touch the computer this month."

"Mom!" Du Junguo screamed.

"It will only be two months if you call again." It's sister-in-law and mother again, and everyone's brain hurts.

Du Junguo immediately shut up.

On the way to work on Monday, Duyu always felt that he saw more cats and dogs than usual on the way from his house to the bus station, and even more birds, chirping non-stop, circling around him, Duyu always felt kind The feeling of being watched.

A group of stray cats squatted in the corner, watching Duyu approaching from a distance, and the raccoon cat straightened up, "Look, this is the man who dumped Chi Sanhua."

"Wow." The friends all exclaimed and widened their eyes to see if this god-man who dared to throw Chi Sanhua was superhuman.

"Didn't you hear when they got married?"

Lihuamao said: "Chi Sanhua is hiding it as a treasure, and no one has told it. It is said that even the elders in the family don't know."

This must be some kind of baby.

The kittens stretched their necks, opened and closed their wet noses, desperately sniffing the smell of the fish.There must be something special about someone who Chi Sanhua cherishes so much.

But after sniffing for a long time, they didn't smell anything.

The cow cat said: "I don't think it smells as good as Ah Huang next door."

"Hahaha." Everyone laughed, and the raccoon cat pierced his true thoughts: "Come on, that little fat man Ah Huang knows how to eat every day, and his body smells like dried fish, so it doesn't smell good!"

Du Yu saw a group of kittens huddled in a corner, and two of them were playing happily. Seeing him looking over, Du Yu immediately hid.

Du Yu had a momentary urge to go over and have a look. With Chi Yu as an example of becoming a spirit, he thought there would be something wrong with these kittens?But he was in a hurry to go to work, so he couldn't find out today.

There was a traffic jam early in the morning, and Du Yu was stuck punching his card. As soon as he entered the company and sat down, his colleague Xiao Zhang came over, "Brother Du, didn't your partner send you to work?"

It really is a pot that cannot be opened without mentioning.

Du Yu said: "He's been very busy recently."

The office loves to gossip, but Duyu has forgotten about it in the past two days. Chi Yu used to come to pick him up whenever he was free, but now he doesn't see a single person every day. He must become the talk of his colleagues after dinner.

Xiao Zhang didn't give up, "Nothing happened to you two, if something happens, don't worry about it, let's talk about it and find a solution together."

Du Yu was very speechless.

This little Zhang is stupid all day long, he can do whatever he is instructed to do, and if he asks, he must be told to do so. Those people in the office want to inquire about other people's gossip so they don't go into battle by themselves. At this time, Xiao Zhang, who thinks he is smart It came in handy.Du Yu had kindly reminded him a few words before, but he didn't expect this person to be angry, and his kindness was not rewarded. Since then, Du Yu has stopped meddling in his own business.

"No, we're fine."

Xiao Zhang felt bored, dawdled for a while and left without asking anything.

When it was time to get off work, Du Yu left relatively late, and there was no one in the office. Just as he was leaving the house, he found that the keys had been left behind.

He ran back in a hurry, took the key and was about to leave when he bumped into his colleague Zhao Qian coming out of the office of the supervisor Li Zheng. .

The three of them bumped into each other, extremely embarrassed.

Both Zhao Qian and Li Zheng are married and have families. They not only have an office romance, but also both cheated, which is really shocking.Du Yu regretted coming back to get the key. Li Zheng was his boss and Zhao Qian was his colleague. It would be embarrassing to see him when he looked down.

It's not appropriate to say anything in this awkward atmosphere.

Du Yu closed his eyes, picked up the phone with a black screen, "Hello—" he turned his head and hurried away as if in a hurry.

On the way home, I went to the vegetable market to buy vegetables. When I went to work in the morning, I was thinking about what to eat for dinner. The day before yesterday, Du Junguo always said that I wanted to eat fried chicken, but I didn’t have time to fry it for him, so I thought about buying half a chicken. Fried chicken, I bought two catties of fresh prawns, and I went back to make boiled prawns to nourish Du Junguo's body. This kid has been working hard recently, and he can't touch the computer for a month. learned.

The aunt who sells vegetables at the entrance of the vegetable market is familiar with each other. When I go out, I go to her to pick up a bunch of fresh cabbages.

The aunt who sells vegetables has set up a stall here all year round and has a Persian cat. When she sells vegetables, the cat usually lies next to the stall and sleeps with its eyes squinted.

When Duyu came here before, this cat didn't even raise its head, but today it is very energetic, standing by the stall and watching Duyu pick vegetables.

Auntie smiled and said, "Da Bo is so energetic today, he is finally as lively as a normal kitten!"

Seeing that it kept looking at him, Du Yu probably smelled the fishy smell of the shrimp and was greedy, so he reached into the plastic bag, grabbed the shrimp's tendons, took out a shrimp, and placed it in front of Dabo.

The aunt hurriedly stopped: "Oh, give it face, eat such expensive prawns!"

"Let's eat." Duyu smiled, and patted Dabo's head. This cat was raised by Auntie and was shiny, and he usually ate good things.

Dabo sniffed the shrimp, and usually didn't see it open its mouth to call out, but today it meowed abnormally and went to rub Duyu's hand.

After rubbing and biting the shrimp, I ran to the back and ate it.

After dinner at night, Duyu took a shower and was about to go to bed. Not long after he closed his eyes, the phone rang.

Cheng Kexin called and said urgently, "Sister-in-law!"

"It's not good, three—Brother Chi, he's messing with someone!"