After three years of marriage, I found out that Lao Gong was a cat

Chapter 18

The woman stood up, looked at Du Yu and smiled slightly, "Hello, I am Chi Yu's mother, Chi Yuebai."

……

Duyu was taken aback. He never expected that this was Chi Yu's mother. When Chi Yu married him, he said that his mother was traveling around the world and couldn't get in touch with anyone all the year round. Duyu also asked several times after getting married. Still nothing.

It's not that there are people who live so carefree and at ease, so Du Yu never asked again, he didn't expect to appear like this today.

"Hello."

Du Yu stepped forward and shook hands.

Chi Yu said: "Why are you here?" His tone didn't seem very welcoming.

Chi Yuebai sighed, "Can't I come and see my son? Why is my mother so shameful?"

"You startled everyone by appearing so suddenly."

Chi Yuebai glanced at Duyu, and muttered, "I forget my mother when I have a wife."

Du Yu: "..."

The two mother and son seemed to be in conflict, Duyu felt that it was not suitable for him to stay here, so he said, "I still have work down there, so I'll go back and get busy first."

Chi Yu picked up the phone and dialed the director of Duyu directly, "Is Duyu busy today?"

The supervisor hurriedly said, "You can get off work if you're not busy."

Du Yu: "..."

Chi Yu said: "Don't go, I have something to tell you."

That being the case, then by taking this opportunity, Du Yu also wanted to spread the word, "Since someone is taking care of you now, there is no need for me to stay here." The reason why he came to work in Akabane was because he was worried about Chi Yu, Like this, I can't control myself from revealing my real body. If someone sees it, something serious will happen.

Now that Mrs. Chi is back, he still has nothing to worry about.

Chi Yu said: "Where are you going? The one who drives the Audi is not as handsome as me."

Du Yu: "..."

Before Du Yu could say anything, Chi Yuebai said, "You cannot get a divorce."

"Why?" Du Yu didn't understand, is there still a marriage that cannot be divorced in this world.

"Xiao Yu, as the leader of the cats, has to set an example for everyone. Since she is married, she can't just get divorced." Chi Yuebai is very serious. I despise such a cat, when the time comes, everyone will choose a new leader cat to replace Xiao Yu."

Du Yu: "..."

There is so much to say.

Du Yu asked, "Is it so serious?"

"Of course." Chi Yuebai said: "We, Xiaoyu, advocate peaceful coexistence with humans, but the new leader cat hates humans very much, and came with the ambition to eliminate Twolegs."

Du Yu: "..."

Humanity is really at stake.

Chi Yu said: "You don't have to be afraid, he can't touch you."

...It's really scary.

Du Yu said: "Is there no other way?"

Chi Yuebai looked at Du Yu, "Or we can leave offspring for us, Xiaoyu can say anything if he has an heir."

Chi Yu frowned: "Mom, don't make things difficult for Du Yu, he will give birth naturally when he wants to."

Du Yu: "..."

I fuck.

Du Yu said, "I'm a man."

Chi Yuebai said: "Otherwise, are you still a woman?"

???

Just want to destroy Twolegs like this?

Du Yu said: "Men can't have children."

"Don't worry, it's not without reason that Xiaoyu can become the leader. He can let you have children." Chi Yuebai said: "Even if there are fewer babies in one birth, two or three are enough."

Du Yu: "..."

Sorry to bother you.

After Chi Yue finished speaking, she picked up her bag and said, "I believe you will seriously consider it for the survival of human beings."

Du Yu: "..."

After Chi Yuebai left, Secretary Wang came in to collect the tea and poured coffee for them again, thinking about what Chi Yuebai said, and asked, "Is there any other cats like you?"

Chi Yu said: "Yes, but not as handsome as me."

"..."

I almost don't know the word handsome anymore.

"Is it really as serious as your mother said?"

Chi Yu took off his glasses and nodded seriously, "In the past two years, a force has sprung up, wanting to take my place and lead cats to occupy the world. The leader cat of this force is very good at instigating and bewitching, and has already gathered a lot of forces. If When I step down, he will definitely be the new leader."

"When the time comes." Chi Yu's expression was solemn, "Humanity will enter a place of eternal doom."

Du Yu: "..."

Wow so scary.

Please give us human beings a way out!

Du Yu asked, "Is he here too?"

Chi Yu nodded, "Recently, an ice fishing competition will be held in a nearby scenic spot, and many people will go fishing at that time, and the small fish caught will be thrown away if no one wants them. He will not miss this good opportunity to eat fish .”

……

Kiss here suggests that we should talk about the demise of human beings in the next life.

At 04:30 in the afternoon, Guangyang High School rang the dismissal bell. Today, Du Junguo was not going to cram school, so he was going to eat the new ice cream cake from the dessert shop.

Du Yu didn't know that he didn't have tutoring today, this was his own time alone, Du Jun pushed open the door of the dessert shop happily, ordered a piece of cake, sat by the window and ate a piece leisurely, and left the rest Take away.

It was getting dark when we went back, so Du Junguo chose a small path. This online celebrity shop is a bit remote, probably for the sake of a gimmick, and the alleys are not afraid of deep alleys, and there are all narrow alleys around.

Du Junguo was a little lost while walking, and was about to take out his mobile phone to look at the map, when a few hooligans came out ahead and blocked his way.

"Hello!" The eldest brother shouted, "Are you Du Junguo?"

Du Junguo looked up, and said calmly, "Are you going to rob me?"

Seeing that he didn't seem to be afraid, the gangsters felt deeply offended. The eldest brother came up and spit at Xingzi, and said fiercely: "Ask if you are talking to Du Junguo!"

Du Junguo nodded, "I am."

"That's right, you guys are the one who messed with you today!"

"What do you want?" Du Junguo put his own cake away first, carrying his schoolbag.

"Brothers are tight, I'll save you face, if you honor the two today, nothing will happen."

"Then what should I do?"

Du Junguo smiled, "How can you fool me?"

Yo ho!The elder brother got angry, he was just planning to knock two red tickets to spend, and it seemed that the small body of Du Junguo, a high school student, would be scared to death by him, but he didn't expect this kid to be so hard-boned.

He turned his head and said in a low voice: "Go up and slap him twice to scare him, this kid will be stubborn, and he will pay for it immediately."

A few gangsters immediately geared up and rushed up after the big brother.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, a person jumped down from the wall and stood between the two sides.

This man was tall and his back was facing Du Junguo in the backlight. Du Junguo couldn't see his appearance clearly, and he didn't look like a gangster with his clothes.

A few people on the opposite side were taken aback, "You, what are you doing?"

The man wore a black mask on his face, his messy hair was scattered on his forehead, and his eyes were almost covered.

He didn't speak, rolled up his sleeves and rushed up, fighting with the little gangster.

Before Du Junguo could figure out the situation, in a blink of an eye, he saw a few people lying on the ground across from him, shouting passwords constantly, and there was no sign of asking him for money, and he almost couldn't stand up.

The man clapped his hands, his body was still clean, and he turned to look at Du Junguo.

Du Junguo took a step back. This man's aura is extraordinary, and his skills are definitely not ordinary.

It’s okay to be a friend, or an enemy——

Before Du Junguo could speak, he saw the man rushing towards him in the blink of an eye. He raised his hand subconsciously to block it, but he couldn't. He only felt a pain in his head and lost consciousness the next second.

My cake.

Du Junguo thought when he closed his eyes.

When he got off work, Duyu was still thinking about what the mother and son said, let's not talk about the destruction of human beings for a while, what the hell is giving birth to cubs!

Du Yu rubbed the goosebumps on his body, speechless.

He went shopping for dinner as usual, and when he first entered the vegetable market, he heard people gossip.

A few merchants gathered together and saw Duyu coming, and said, "Xiaoyu, come quickly and tell you some good news."

Du Yu was thinking about some good news, so he leaned over, and the man said: "Have you heard, Aunt Li's son cheated on him, and was caught and raped by his wife in bed while fooling around with his colleagues, and was filmed!"

Li Zheng?

"Li Zheng is not a good person. When he married his wife, some people said that he is not a quiet face. Sooner or later he will be seduced by the wild flowers outside. You see that right."

"My son is so old to commit crimes."

"I heard that the job is gone somehow, go down and drink the northwest wind, you really deserve it!"

Everyone felt relieved, especially the old man, seeing his attitude towards his mother, he didn't know how to cast a curse in his heart. Now seeing him like this, everyone said that retribution was not good, and felt very relieved.

Du Yu shook his head. It was a matter of time before people like Li Zheng were dealt with. Today he also felt particularly relieved. By the way, he also wanted to forget about having a baby. He bought a lot of vegetables and was going to go back and have hot pot with his son.

But when he returned home, he did not see Du Junguo.

The phone is also turned off, and there is no news when I call Teacher Du Junguo. I am in a hurry. Du Junguo has never lost contact with him before. Even if he secretly goes to the Internet cafe in the middle of the night, he will definitely call. catch.

Something must have happened, the more Du Yu thought about it, the more anxious he became, and he quickly called Chi Yu.

Chi Yu rushed over in less than 5 minutes.

it's getting dark.

Du Yu went to the school with Chi Yu first, searched around the school for a long time, but found no one in the play area, and called his classmates one by one, but found no one.

Chi Yu sniffed the scent. There was only a faint wisp of Du Junguo's scent here, and it was intermittent, making it difficult to track.

Du Yu looked at him and asked, "Don't cats have good noses? Have you smelled anything?"

Chi Yu nodded, then shook his head again.

Du Yu said, "Does your human appearance limit your ability?"

Chi Yu shook his head: "I can find it if I don't change."

Du Yu said: "Don't worry, I won't laugh at your fat orange cats."

Chi Yu: "..."

"Last time I saw a black cat fatter than you."

"..."

Chi Yu quickly took Du Yu to find the alley where Du Junguo was robbed. The smell here was very strong, and Du Yu immediately saw the cake by the wall. Chi Yu sniffed it, and it was his son's smell.

"Guoguo will never throw away food." Du Yuke knew him too well as a foodie son.

Chi Yu didn't speak, closed his eyes, blocked the smell of his son, and blocked the smell of other humans, a strong smell of the same kind penetrated into the tip of his nose.

He opened his eyes suddenly, and the black pupils suddenly stood up.

In the dark, Du Junguo saw a piece of cake in front of him, he immediately became happy, picked up the cake in the center of the light, but woke up when he stuffed it into his mouth.

The mouth was wet, Du Junguo touched it, it was full of his saliva.

He sat up abruptly, surrounded by darkness, and his lower body was soft, as if he was on the carpet.

Fortunately, he still had his schoolbag on his back, and Du Junguo remembered that there was a lighter in his side pocket. He quickly took it out, and with a click, the flame lit up, and two small bulbs shone brightly in the dark.

Du Junguo was startled and almost threw the lighter away.

Two small light bulbs jumped off the table, turned on the switch, and the light suddenly brightened. Du Junguo squinted his eyes in excitement, and it took him a while to get used to it.

He saw clearly that there was a black cat standing opposite him.

Wear a mask on your face.

……

Is this the one who robbed him, no, cat?

"What do you want to do?" Du Junguo took out a pencil case from his schoolbag and looked at the black cat defensively.

The black cat said: "Don't be afraid that I'm not interested in you."

Du Junguo's brains turned quickly, and he immediately thought that his friends would come to him, so he hurried to check the phone, but he didn't expect that the phone was dead and turned off, and he couldn't make calls.

The black cat said: "There is a phone behind you."

Du Junguo turned around and saw that it was an old-fashioned landline with a rotary dial. Du Junguo quickly picked up the receiver, but when he was about to make a move, he stopped.

He can't remember the phone number.

Usually, he just saved the number and dialed by name. He didn't bother to remember the number at all, but that's okay, if he didn't call, they wouldn't be able to find it here.

The black cat didn't feel at ease when it saw it, and it didn't know what the hell it was planning.

The black cat sneered, "It really has become as stupid as a human being."

"Hello." Du Junguo didn't like his tone, "Who are you, do I know you?"

At this time, a raccoon cat opened the door and said something to the black cat quietly. The black cat swept its tail twice and looked at Du Junguo: "You will tell you, I hope he hasn't become obedient." You're just as stupid."

After finishing speaking, he turned around and walked out in the respect of the cihuamao.

The full moon hangs high.

Du Yu jumped out of the car, wrapped his clothes tightly, and followed Chi Yu into an empty factory area, which seemed to be the warehouse of some company, with tire marks on the ground, and a faint seafood smell in the air.

As soon as he entered the door, Duyu found many glowing "glass balls" under the light of the flashlight.These glass balls followed them closely, making a low whining sound.

Chi Yu grabbed his hand and came to an open space, facing a group of cats, and in front of them was a tall and strong black cat.

Wear a mask.

Du Yu: "..."

The black cat said: "You are here."

Chi Yu's tone was cold, "Where's my son?"

"It's easy to want your son, give me the position of leader." The black cat raised its chin and looked at Chi Yu with disdain.

Could this be the evil force that is said to want to take over the earth?It is true that Cao Cao Cao Cao will be there, Du Yu said: "He is—"

"Mo Lan." Chi Yu said: "Don't force me to do it, you are not qualified to sit in my position yet."

Mo Lan seemed angry, "You're working hand in hand with humans—"

Duyu: Hello!

"Collaborative, as a cat, begging for human beings, you have lost your feline status, and you are a traitor to our cat clan!"

woohoo-

The ups and downs of the cats around seemed to be responding, and Mo Lan was full of arrogance, flicking her tail, "If we have the ability, let's fight one-on-one, and we'll have a showdown!"

Du Yu looked at Chi Yu, and Chi Yu pursed his lips, "What's so good about fighting two cats, you have the ability to become a human, we will not stop dying."

"Stop talking nonsense, don't you dare?" Mo Lan snorted coldly, "I knew you had been made stupid by humans."

Chi Yu clenched his fists, his face condensed, and he said: "Why don't we call the police."

Chi Yu shook his head, "No need."

At this time, the kittens on the opposite side put on masks one after another, and the cats on the roof pushed down the pockets around them, and suddenly thick powder was blown everywhere by the wind. Everyone smelled the smell and seemed to know each other, thinking about it, I saw Chi Yu's ear popping out.

Catnip!

Biubiubiu.

Ears, beards and tails all popped out one after another.

The veins in Chi Yu's arms bulged, and under the impact of catnip powder all over the sky, he tried hard to control the restless factors in his body, not wanting to transform.

Seeing him so reluctantly, Duyu didn't understand, so he changed, it's not like he didn't read——

With a meow, Chi Yu finally couldn't help changing his body.

A black cat appeared in front of Du Yu.

Du Yu: "..."

He must be dazzled.

Chi Sanhua, oh no, Chi Yihua, lowered his head, shaking his white beard angrily, and was covered in black hair. Not only was Du Yu stunned, even the enemy on the opposite side was stunned.

After a long while, Mo Lan said incredulously, "You really have become stupid."

"You want to cosplay me." Mo Lan snorted coldly, "Even if you become me, so what, your heart polluted by humans is not as dark as mine."

Du Yu: "..."

The strong smell of catnip in the air seemed to have affected the kittens wearing masks, and several kittens lay on the ground uncontrollably and rolled intoxicated.

"bring it on"

Mo Lan put on the mask, her eyes were cold, her front legs lay on the ground, her buttocks twisted, Chi Yu also lay down, the two cats twisted their buttocks frantically, and rushed towards each other.

Wrestled together.

Du Yu watched the battle worriedly, but after two strokes, he couldn't tell who was who. He only saw a mass of black entangled together, and couldn't tell you from me.

The battle ahead is fierce, but the kittens around are not interested in watching the battle. One after another, they are defeated by the smell of catnip. The masks can't stop these charming smells. They roll around intoxicated. After the masks are taken off, More and more unable to extricate themselves.

Du Yu took the opportunity to bypass the battlefield, entered the warehouse, and called Du Junguo's name to look for it.

Du Junguo was still studying how to unlock the lock, when he heard Du Yu's voice, he quickly agreed, "Dad, I'm here!"

When the kitten left, he put the key in the flowerpot next to it, and Duyu opened the door. Seeing that Du Junguo was fine, his heart finally eased, "Hurry up, you are dragging them outside."

"Am I all right?"

Du Yu thought of Chi Yihua's black hair, but was speechless, "It's okay."

The kittens outside have already rolled into one piece, knocking on catnip to get excited, they all grabbed their son's hand, and walked all the way to the front of the car, "You go in first."

Du Yu turned back again, looking at the two black cats who were still fighting, his eyes were dazzled, and he shouted, "Pull his mask!"

Chi Yihua in the melee shook his head, trying to listen to Du Yu's voice. As a cat, he was inevitably affected and his thinking became dull. However, Mo Lan seemed to be on the verge of dying. quite.

"Pull off his mask!" Du Yu shouted.

Chi Yihua gathered all his consciousness, his eyes were quick and his hands were quick, and as soon as Duyu's shout fell, he hooked Mo Lan's mask off with one paw.

meow-

Molan piaji lay on the ground, and readily sucked the catnip.

Chi Yihua also lay pia on the ground, was picked up by Du Yu by the neck, and ran all the way to the car.

When she got home, Chi Yihua finally woke up, but her eyes were dazzled, and she didn't even have the strength to stand up.

Du Junguo stood by and watched worriedly, "Should I be sent to the hospital? Seeing how I am, I should be fine with an injection."

Chi Yihua stood up abruptly, "I'm fine."

Du Yu: "..."

Du Yu brought the medicine box, and Chi Yihua had a lot of scars on her body, but they were all scratched flesh wounds, and now they were all scabbed, and there was nothing wrong with it, so he took care of it briefly and said, "Go take a bath. "

Chi Yihua walked crookedly into the bathroom, and all the fish poured him wet, but after washing for a long time, there was still no black water, so it couldn't be that he really changed color.

"By the way, that black cat two days ago was you, right?" Du Yu asked.

Chi Yihua turned her head: "It's not me."

Du Yu didn't believe it, "It's you, otherwise how would you know about Audi?"

Chi Yihua snorted.

Duyu didn't come out after washing for a long time, so he gave up, "I can't wash it off, what are you dyeing so hard?"

Chi Yihua said: "If you can't wash it off, don't wash it, black makes you look thinner."

Du Yu: "..."

Chi Yihua seemed to have spent a lot of energy fighting a battle, and he didn't wake up the next day, so he was worried. After sending Du Junguo to school in the morning, he asked for leave and came back to take care of Chi Yihua.

Chi Yihua slept on the bed until noon, and Duyu made him something to eat. After eating, he took Chi Yihua to the company.

One person and one cat went up to the 43rd floor.

Secretary Wang had been waiting by the elevator for a long time, and when he saw Duyu coming out, he hurried to help get things.

Du Yu said: "Boss Chi is not feeling well today, let me come over and show him."

Secretary Wang didn't ask any more questions, opened the office door, and put the cat bag on the sofa.

Duyu released Chi Yihua, Chi Yihua jumped onto the desk, turned on the computer with the pads, and started working.

Chi Yihua couldn't change back now, and Duyu was worried about throwing his cat here, so he sat on the sofa and began to write a plan. He was busy until after three o'clock, when he heard a knock on the door, Huadao: "Come in."

Du Yu was frightened to death, Chi Yihua was out of his mind today, and forgot that he was a cat.

Secretary Wang said, "Madam is here."

After a pause, he said, "I seem to have heard Chairman Chi's voice just now."

Du Yu hurriedly said: "That's not Director Chi, I'm teaching Xiao Hei how to speak. Didn't a cow cat know how to bark last time? This one can do it too."

Du Yu tried to divert Secretary Wang's attention by barking the dog, "Come on, Xiao Hei, bark like a puppy."

Chi Yihua's eyes were humiliated, and he opened his mouth, "Baa—"

Du Yu: "..."

Secretary Wang: "..."

At this time, Mrs. Chi came, and Secretary Wang closed the door. Mrs. Chi looked at Chi Yihua on the table and said, "Where is the fat cat?"

Chi Yihua: "..."

Du Yu said: "This is Chi Yu."

Chi Yuebai didn't believe it, "Don't fool me, I don't know my own son yet, how can Chi Yu be so ugly."

Chi Yihua: "..."

Chi Yihua said: "Mom, it's me."

Chi Yuebai, "..."

On the runway of Guangyang High School, Du Junguo had already finished the last lap. He performed very well in today's physical education class, and he was the first to finish 800 meters.

After running, you can move freely on your own.

Du Junguo was sitting in the shade with a water bottle, watching other boys play.

Sun Jian was still running. Looking at Du Junguo outside the field, he felt a little uneasy. When he was distracted, he was called by the physical education teacher's name. It broke.

The physical education teacher asked the students to take Sun Jian to the school doctor to bandage the wound. It happened that Du Junguo had finished running, so he asked Du Junguo to go with him.

When the two came to the school doctor's office, Sun Jian kept his head down when he bandaged the wound, and usually liked to sneer at Du Junguo when he had nothing to do, but today he said nothing.

Du Junguo felt something was wrong, but he didn't say anything. Sun Jian was dumb and he was comfortable.

Today is Du Junguo's duty. After cleaning the classroom, all the classmates have left. Du Junguo just stepped out of the school with his schoolbag on his back, when he saw the gangsters from yesterday leading him to a corner.

"You boy!" The eldest brother who was still glamorous yesterday is no longer present today, with a plaster cast hanging on his arm, and scratches lying on his face.

He pushed Sun Jian against the wall, and said viciously: "Are you plotting against us? We agreed yesterday to rob an elementary school chicken, but you sent us some kind of monster."

The faces of the little bastards were all painted, Sun Jian looked at it, his legs were shaking, how the hell did he know that Du Junguo is so powerful!

Because of the interest group, he had been upset with Du Junguo for a long time, so he found a few social youths to scare Du Junguo out of his anger.Originally, no matter how good Du Junguo was at fighting, he was no match for two fists and four hands, so he was definitely at a disadvantage.But unexpectedly, what Sun Jian hoped to come was the result of all the punks being "killed in battle".

Du Junguo beat them all to the ground.

How can it be!

That's why Sun Jian was so honest today that he would fall down even if he ran in a trance.

"Let me tell you, you settled our brother's medical bills today, and then gave you 5 yuan in spiritual compensation. We don't have to pursue this matter!"

"Five, fifty thousand?" Sun Jian was about to cry, "I don't have that much money."

"No, you're fucking looking for a fight!"

The eldest brother waved his hand, and the gangsters rolled up their sleeves and were about to beat them up, but someone behind them said: "Stop."

Sun Jian's eyes lit up, and when he saw Du Junguo, he was so moved that he almost shed tears.

Du Junguo took out his mobile phone: "Wait until I turn on the camera."

Sun Jian: "..."

"Okay, let's start."

When the gangsters saw Du Junguo, they froze and didn't dare to move. They still remembered the pain from yesterday. The masked man drove them all away. From now on, no matter what, they wouldn't dare to provoke Du Jun. Fruit.

The eldest brother stepped back again and again, "You, you, what do you want."

Du Junguo stared and urged, "Hurry up and wait."

A few people looked at each other, their legs felt weak, the elder brother was so frightened that he dropped his cigarette butts, and wanted to say something to protest, but after thinking about it, he still didn't dare to open his mouth, and hurried away with his younger brothers.

Sun Jianhan got down, watched Du Junguo turn around and leave, and hurriedly followed with his weak legs.

Out of the alley, it is the side of the busy Dama road.

"Why are you following me?" Du Junguo said with a cold face.

Sun Jian quickly stopped, "Who, who followed you."

"Humph."

Du Junguo snorted coldly. At this time, Duyu just arrived. Du Junguo got into the car, leaving Sun Jian standing alone on the side of the road. Sun Jian hurriedly called his father, and as soon as he got through, he cried Said: "Dad, someone is going to beat me—"

Du Junguo, who was sitting in the car, said, "Coward."