After three years of marriage, I found out that Lao Gong was a cat

Chapter 1

"Tick tock, wow—"

Du Yu raised his head and looked out the window. Last night the weather forecast said that there would be rain today, but it really rained as expected.

The rain fell as soon as it was said, and it didn't mean to stop for a while.It was the time to get off work, and the pedestrians outside were in a hurry, and Du Yu habitually glanced down, but he didn't see the silver-gray Tiggo that parked downstairs on time every day at this time.

Those who persisted for more than half a month——

Oh no, it's the cat, have you finally lost your patience today?

Is it a traffic jam or something, Du Yu pondered, turned off the computer, and took a closer look when he walked out of the company gate, no, it seems that he will not come.

Duyu breathed a sigh of relief, saying that the cat has good patience, and he was prepared for a long-term war of resistance, but he didn't expect that he was not so patient at all, which saved a lot of trouble.

In the evening, the rain was getting heavier and heavier, wrapped in the cold autumn wind, and when he trot back from the station, Duyu's trouser legs were soaked through.

After entering the door, he found that the light in the corridor was actually on. Du Yu thought he had gone to the wrong door. Since he lived in these days, he had to stamp his feet vigorously every time he came back. Even so, it might not be on. Luck, why is it so abnormal today.It was freezing cold, and Du Yu didn't bother to care about it, so he hurried all the way into the door, changed into dry clothes, and started cooking.

He gets off work at five o'clock, and his son leaves school 5 minutes earlier than him. He is currently in a cram school and will be back in a while.Du quickly cooked the rice, finished cooking two dishes, and was washing his hands when he heard the doorbell ring.

The aunt next door was holding her little granddaughter and standing outside the door. Du Yu had just moved here not long ago, and was not very familiar with the neighbors, so she had only spoken a few words to this aunt.

"You're cooking, Xiao Yu'er." The aunt smiled, familiar with him, and called him Xiao Yu'er. The sound of Yu'er and Yu'er together sounded like a cloud. At first, Du Yu didn't realize it, but now he got used to it a little bit. Quickly responded: "It's over, what are you doing, auntie?"

"There's a cat at your door that's been squatting and won't go away. I wonder if it's yours. I'll ask you to take a look."

Du Yu is now sensitive when he hears the cat, and looks around vigilantly, "Where is it?"

"Here!" The little girl had a lollipop in her mouth, and she couldn't wait to turn around and rush behind her.When she turned around, everyone could see clearly, wasn't there a cat squatting behind her?

A very cute Sanhua, white nose bridge, white scarf and white gloves, black fur dotted with orange spots, golden round eyes blinking at Duyu, looks pitiful.No wonder the little girl kept jumping up. Anyone who saw this pitiful and cute little figure would want to touch it.

Sanhua didn't wait for the little girl to get close, she jumped to the side of Duyu's legs a few times, and before Duyu could react, she leaned forward and rubbed against her.After rubbing, he looked up innocently at Du Yu with his small face, shook his long white beard, and narrowed his eyes.

"Meow~"

This "meow" can be said to be a matter of exhausting the cuteness of the little girl, and immediately made the little girl cute. If it weren't for the grandma who dragged her, she would have rushed over.But Du Yu was covered in goose bumps. Looking at the cute cat in front of him, he managed to control the urge to close the door.

No one would have guessed that the body of this cute skin is a big man who is one meter tall, cold and paralyzed, and cute can't be hooked.

Oh no, actually the cat is the main body.

"Ouch, I still want to kiss my master." The aunt smiled, "Our corridor is dark, and if you accidentally let it slip through when you open the door, you can't find it. I can't come back."

Du Yu sullenly wanted to say that it wasn't his cat, but that San Hua's eyes were quick, and he slipped into the door in a flash, obviously he couldn't leave.

Family ugliness should not be publicized, Du Yu is going to close the door and solve it by himself.

"I'm sorry, auntie." Du Yu smiled, watching the grandparents leave with satisfaction, and closed the door with a sullen face.

Sanhua squatted on the sofa, watched Duyu come in, and remembered that the reason why she was able to enter the door was probably because Duyu heard it meowing and softened her heart. Since this trick is easy to use, of course it must be used.Just about to open his mouth, Du Yu said, "Shut up."

The cat in front of him closed his mouth resentfully, showing a disappointed expression, not to mention how aggrieved he looked.Du Yu likes cats, and his heart softened for a moment, but when he remembered the real cat, he regained his composure.

"Let's talk."

Hearing that the cat was sitting upright, it tilted its head and looked at Du Yu obediently. Du Yu wanted to say something serious, but he held it back abruptly.

Looking at it, Du Yu remembered that unbearable day again.

That day, the wind was sunny and the sky was cloudless.

The three of them watched TV and a documentary at home.

It tells the story of the development of pet doctors.

Duyu saw it occasionally when he was changing channels, and it happened that he also likes cats and dogs, so he was interested in learning about it, so he watched it with Chi Yu and Du Junguo, who was taking a break after playing the game.

The narration is humorous, and with the cute kittens and puppies, everyone can enjoy watching it with gusto.

Since we are talking about a pet doctor, it is natural to talk about how to treat animals.

The picture is talking about a cat who doesn't know what disease it has, and no one can tell. The owner is desperate and anxious, crying, and Du Yu is also anxious.

Everyone was watching intently, and Chi Yu on the side seemed to be unable to bear it any longer: "I have a fishbone in my throat."

Du Yu thought he was joking, how could the cat be stuck by the fishbone, but he didn't expect the answer to be revealed later, it was really like this, Du Yu was very surprised, and asked Chi Yu how he knew, but Chi Yu didn't make a sound.Later, he talked about a cat who ate well, drank well, and was very healthy, but he had no energy all day long. He tried many methods to no avail. Just when everyone was desperate, Chi Yu couldn't stand it anymore: "This cat is depressed."

The voice of the pet doctor came from the TV: "The little girl left at seven o'clock in the morning and came back at eight o'clock. The dog was at home alone, and no one played with it. Over time, it became depressed just like a human being."

... Duyu was shocked, and looked at Chi Yu in disbelief: "You are not a cat, are you?" The doctor was helpless, how did you see it at a glance?

In fact, Duyu was just making jokes and joking, and didn't think about anything else. How could he think, he wouldn't really think that Chi Yu was a cat, wouldn't he be sick?

But Chi Yu took it seriously.

Facing Duyu's surprised eyes, Chi Yu pursed his lips tightly. The more Duyu looked at him, the more entangled he became. Seeing him like this, Duyu was really curious about what he was going to say.

"I..." Chi Yu tightly shut his mouth.

"What are you?"

"I do not……"

"Puff..." Didn't Duyu laugh at the poof, in fact Duyu couldn't laugh at all, when he saw Chi Yu turning into a cat queen with a poof in front of him.

A cat that reveals itself when it tells a lie.

Only three words can describe his mood.

It's day dog.

Du Yu shook his head and put away this "terrible" memory. If possible, he really wanted to lose his memory. No one who grew up in a firm materialistic environment would accept this kind of thing. He spent a whole week Are doubting life.

It still feels like a dream.

He moved away after the incident happened. During this time, Chi Yu had been trying to explain to him, but Duyu, who had completely broken views, didn't want to listen to his explanation. Isn't that the so-called "truth".

He actually slept with a cat for three years!

"Didn't it be said that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, they are not allowed to become elites!"

Duyu can't help it anymore, it's useless to be cute, a big living person turning into a cat in front of you is really scary, okay?It caused him a psychological shadow.

Sanhua lowered her head and said nothing, and said in a muffled voice for a while, "I was born before the founding of the People's Republic of China."

Hey, Du Yu was stunned: "Didn't you say you are 27 this year?" How old was Cheng Na before the founding of the People's Republic of China.

"One year old."

……

Duyu almost didn't come up, it's a good one year old, your family's first year old is so different from Xu's year old, Duyu couldn't bear it, and didn't want to look at him again: "We are divorced, don't come to me again."

Sanhua stalked her little neck: "I won't leave!"

Du Yuqi's brain hurts: "If you don't pay attention, you have to leave!"

One person and one cat were arguing endlessly, and Du Junguo walked in the door with his schoolbag on his back, humming a song, and immediately silenced the sound when he saw the scene in front of him.

He came at a really bad time.

The last thing he wants to do is make sandwich biscuits when his parents are fighting.

But it was too late to leave, and Duyu also had his eyes on him. Duyu looked up and down the cheap son he picked up halfway. Chi Yu is a cat spirit, and the child he brought back is probably also a cat. Suddenly thought of this!

Du Yu stared at Du Junguo suspiciously: "Guoguo, you are a cat demon, aren't you afraid?"

"I'm scared! I'm scared to death!" Du Junguo reacted very quickly, immediately hugged himself and jumped three meters away from Chi Yu, seeing him like a scourge.

Sanhua showed an angry expression.

Du Yu continued to test: "You are also a cat, right?"

Du Junguo immediately drew a clear line with Chi Yu: "Why, I don't know him at all, okay?"

Sanhua: "..."

Du Junguo hugged Duyu's thigh, if there was a tail on his butt, he would definitely wag it vigorously, "Father, I am your lovely son Guoguo, how can you doubt me, you see I lied so much Have you turned into a cat?"

Du Yu: "..." Even if it shows its original shape, it should be a puppy.

Chi Yu was kicked out of the door in the end, and Du Junguo "conscience is still alive" and sent him to the door.

Worried with his big Rolex watch in hand.

This watch belongs to Chi Yu. Chi Yu's family background is average, and he is quite frugal. Except for the Tiggo, which cost less than [-] yuan, the most expensive thing he took home was the sea cucumber and abalone that the company gave out during the festival. This Rolex is his The most valuable possessions on my body.Du Yu accidentally took the wrong luggage in the rush to pack that day, and it happened to be returned to Chi Yu today.

But how a cat can hold this watch, Du Junguo pondered, and finally put the gold watch on Sanhua's neck.

"Big Daddy." Du Yu is not around, Du Junguo is like a spring breeze to him again: "I didn't do it on purpose just now, I was also forced by the situation."

Sanhua ignored him.

Du Junguo's biggest advantage is his thick skin, "Brother, we have to work together inside and out. I'll be in charge of saying nice things about you in front of Dad to soften him up. You will be my backup and buy me more delicious food to replenish my strength." , I rack my brains every day, besides studying, I also have to think about how to coax my father, but the brain cells are full of tons of hiccups, by the way." Du Junguo smiled and flattered him: "My pocket money is gone, you Give me some."

Sanhua didn't hit a single point: "Do I know you, hum!"

After all, with his gold watch hanging around his neck, he staggered away, walking like a child who just learned to walk. Du Junguo looked terrified, but he was not in the mood to worry about him, He still has to think about how to appease Du Yu, he doesn't want to be kicked out like him.

In the evening, the city is full of people and traffic, under the green light, on the zebra crossing, a beautiful Sanhua is flowing across the road with the people.

"Wow, so cute."

"What is hanging around the neck, it looks heavy."

"Mom, it's like a gold watch, my eyes are about to be blinded."

"Rolex!"

People were stunned by this miraculous scene, and they picked up their mobile phones and turned on the camera at Sanhua. Some people were jealous and wanted to take advantage of it. Two or three people joined forces and said, "Catch it!"

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